Is she being sarcastic what do I say?

ITT anon loses a kidney

>>37827690
Obviously not since she keeps replying to your retarded posts. This is the part where you swoop in for the kill

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>>37827690
she's flirting with you, idiot. ask her if she wants to hang out next week

>>37827690
charge you're phone dickhead.

>>37827792
He's a phone?

>>37827690
>time and digits
Wtf? Xplain

>>37827690
Its not sarcasm she thinks you're clever.

Come down from the clever stuff now or you'll seem stilted and distant. No more small talk talk about each other.

Good luck.

>>37827771
"Can I diddle me willy in your snatch?"

>>37827817
not if he doesnt charge it.

post pics of her.
And be original, not like me.

>>37827690
You're fucking this up so badly. OP SHE WANTS YOU FUCKING GO FOR IT.

>>37827690
How do you come up with those lines on your own? Or did you just lift them?

>>37827690
OP, don't fuck this up and ask her to hang out. Anywhere, anytime it doesn't matter. Just do it, man.

>>37828035
I asked people on /b/ and the thread 404'd. I have autism and bipolar disorder but I'm good looking so it covers it up.

>>37827734
This.
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>>37828110
When a autistic bipolar robot is better with women than you

>>37827690
She sounds like very normal. This conversation is another normal flirt. Even her look is normal. She's gonna get bored with you after two weeks or so because she will realize youre not normal. Then she will start ignoring you. You will then desperatly send her messages and your unimportant relation will burn out just like that. Meanwhile she finds somebody else to talk to, whom shell be getting to know - maybe someone normal. She just wants normal talking, normal jokes, normal music suggestions, normal meetings, normal dates, normal sex, normal break-ups, normal job, normal life, normal death. Try talking to her if you want to, but I bet she'll get bored with you. She's just another normal person.

>>37827690
ask her if she likes terror attacks

Now show you are interesting and mysterious, OP. Don't give away too much about yourself other than superfluous things like your favorite movie. Don't reveal your bad traits until later in the relationship -- assuming it goes that far.

Build your way up, but ask her lots of questions. Bitches love talking about themselves.

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>>37827690
>i take meds that prevent me from lying
>you're being silly, i like it
OP is the master of the banter

The fuck do I say? This woman is out of my league. She's older, smarter, she's an accountant, and I'm a lowly college student with shitty prospects and a whole range of mental health issues. Plus she reminds me of my ex who cheated on me. I can't do it guys..

What do i say?

>>37829165
just close the app, you are clearly out of your shit and have no chance at winning

she's probably already getting fucked by chad and just made tinder to prey on some weak bois like yourself, just quit and save yourself the trouble

>>37827690
If she's still talking to you STOP RIGHT NOW. She's literally desperate for D if she's still "laughing" at your shitty jokes. Don't push your luck and ask to meet her before you fuck it up.

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Is this ok?
Hdhsjakak

>>37829165
See>>37829234

If you hold that low of an opinion about yourself and have to use /b/ to talk to her then ghost her now because you have a 0% (zero percent) chance.

>>37829295
Sounds okay to me friendo

>>37829295
Too soon. Talk to her more idiot

>>37829295
Get digits first. Sounds dumb but it's the psychological next step. Make a joke out of it based on your last one: say "Good, so what's you're number?"

>>37829295
Stop. >>37829353
First this and don't ever ASK for a meetup you cuck. You PLANT your fucking feet in the ground and TELL her when to meetup.

>>37829295
Give a specific day, like Thurday night or something concrete.

>>37829295
pull the trigger m8, but say this instead
"lets chill this weekend"

>>37829295
why are you asking this enormous group of faggots how to flirt?

>>37829396
>>37829397
These guys are right, but I'm telling you: it's number, then like three texts (when you first text say "hey it's that cute guy from bumble") then set definite plans within the next three days.

I'm telling you

>>37829421
Would not be surprised if /r9k/ had more chads than most boards. Taking a look a the losers here is a great way to cheer yourself up.

>>37828728
unironically saying this. how do people not understand the outcome of their relationship choices?

>>37829295
Too soon OP. You are on the right way though. Say something like that you hope her book doesn't contain their/they're mistakes.

>>37829295
You HAVE to send her a picture of your cock before you ask her out on a date.

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New chick I'm texting says this how do i reply?

>>37830933
She lives 60 miles away though...

>>37830933
That's only an hour or so drive, it's not bad. People make that for work all the time.

>>37830933
"i can bring my pink flamingo next time cant guarantee mine will float tho"

>>37830933
"Oh well. I see you like birds... check this out!"

>>37830953
Nigga I'd drive 60 miles for some succ let alone some fucc

>>37829381
doesn't that give off a bit of a rape vibe? what if she laughs at you?

>>37829295
I got more to show you.

>>37831850
The real idea is to give the vibe of choice while making it set in stone. "So would Friday or Saturday work better for us to -------------?"