Tinder

You better not have a vagina

>>37827665
Do you believe in fate, my dear?

If you don't get dubs you're gay

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ITT: Get OP laid
I believe in you, r9k. Divided we may not stand a chance, but together our autistic minds can collectively get shit done.

Rolling for:
"Sup Giorgia, you're pretty Giorgeous" (pls no bully)

>>37827978
Off by one
Re-roll
Fuggg

Lets put together our autistic minds and collectively get shit done, qt

>>37827978
Rolling for this but only if you add the "(pls no bully)" part

>>37827665
You should smile more, :(

(don't take this originnalo)

>>37827978
Re-roll in an original way.

>>37828017
Rolling for this originally oregsbbnogshd

No surrender to the IRA

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>>37827978
Holy fuck you're cringey please commit suicide

Ask her if she's a tranny and tell her she's ugly because if her manly face, OP.

>>37827978
Dont know why that made me laugh
Rollin for dis

i love girls who're worse at makeup than me. pasta

>>37827978
OP here, you sound autista af mate

>>37828053
Rerolllllllllllllffszx

>>37828053
> holy fuck you're cringey
> makes an even cringier post

>>37828032
Rolling

exterminate blacks

>>37827665
Did you know that the niggers of America are actually niggers, me either, fuck me now

>>37827665
OP see if she has a good personality. Ask her about herself and see if she's a bitch, move on based on those results.

>>37827665
Say "hi"

Origins

>>37828053
DON'T fuck it up early, no fun in that. She won't even respond w/ millions of Chads messaging her.

>>37828052
RR

Hey Giorgia, you look like the home of thousands of black males and their dirty stinkin nigger cocks. Be my cuckfu?

>>37827665
Ravioli, ravioli show me your pussioli.

>>37828084
Fuck you fedora tipping motherfucker.Acting like a white night cuck all good two shoes won't do shit because karma isn't real and you're going to get fucked by your pathetic life anyway . You would be better off commiting suicide rather than clinging to false hope

>>37828053
Reroll

>>37827665
Tell her you prefer tranny coxk

>>37828019
Why can't I get gets? REEEEEE
ROLL

How do you feel about bbc?

>>37828155
Lmao, Op it's on.

>>37827978
This op. Do this one.

Fuck, I thought it was original.

>>37828155
This dude won. OP better deliver

>>37828155
Got'em

Origiinal

>>37828155
Winrar irejsjs

>>37828146
;_;

>>37828188
God damnit. GOD DAMNIT WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN OP LAID.

>>37828155
RIP OP. I need to go to bed, please deliver soon.

>>37828188
reconfirmed, Do it Op

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>>37828155
Preferring preferring preferring heheheh

>>37828060
roll for you

>>37828230
Rolling for: "sorry, meant to send that to my dad. Wyd?"

>>37828255
winrar!

bet she will get jelly now

>>37828230
"Yeah, I prefer the biggest coxc, sorry you couldn't deliver" we must continue

>>37828255
Winrawr! Yjsdjy

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>>37828255
My father's dead hahaha

>>37828337
Rolling for: "My father's dead hahaha"
No offense OP

>>37828355
noice hdwuiqdhjska

>>37828355
Third dubs in a short while, guess I'll join in

"Is your dad dead too?'

>>37828255
>>37828355
Winrar!
How am I so good today?

>>37828378
Rolling for this gold

>>37828255
>>37828355
What the fuck, man?!

origninaahcacv

>>37828355
KEK nice get
Real sorry about your dad though op if it's true

>>37828388
Ohhh shit stop this madness op

>>37828388
KEK WIN AGAIN

>>37828388
YESS

DO IT!!
>>37828355
>>37828378

>>37828411
Blessed by kek confirmed.

Rolling for:
"I sure hope so, that way I won't have to meet him before diddling my willy in your snatch"

>>37828466
God fuck this thread tenderly.

>>37828466
This is not even funny anymore wtf

>>37828466
Dubs galore, holy shit.

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>>37828466
What the fuck......These keks

>>37828466
Wtf is going on so many dubs

>>37828479
>>37828480
I'm sorry, I'll stop winning now.

But srsly my original idea was best >>37827978

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>>37828500
ORIGINALORIGINALORIGINALORIGINALORIGINALORIGINALORIGINALORIGINALORIGINAL

Dubs ruined this thread you mongs

OP FUCKING ANSWER
WE MADE A DEAL

Our gets + our (You)s to BTFO a roastie

>>37828212
Go perform your miracles here nigger
>>37827690
>>37827690

This is the madman thread

Did my post start the madness?
>>37828378

>>37828500
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

What is habbening?

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>>37828355
Damn dude this is getting autistico af

>>37828573
My repeated dubs did. You guys shoulda listened to >>37827978

My dubs:
>>37828255
>>37828355
>>37828466

>>37828480
>>37828480
Yes its funny you shut the fuck up wet blanket

>>37828609
Damn, nice dubs m8

>>37828608
You missed two
>>37828378
>>37828466

(Someone rerolled and got the first one. See >>37828388)

>>37828608
Fuck you OP. I tried to get you laid and you betrayed me ;_;

Who's dick do I have to suck to go out with "fast hands" Giorgia?

<Or pull up a new profile and insert new name>

>>37828690
Rolling for:
"Whose dick do I have to suck to go out with "Good Grip" Giorgia?"

>>37828662
ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE? THIS IS A JOKE THREAD, GO TO THIS GUY'S POST >>37827690 >>37827690 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HELP

>>37828718
> boo hoo why won't anyone post in my thread?
Get yourself laid

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If this were an anime you'd be best girl.

>>37828750
normies need not apply
back you go >>>/reddit/

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>>37828466
Bitch won't answer tho she probably sleeping. Just like bitches do.

>>37828819
Well at least we got some insane gets

>>37828819
You fucked up. You missed the get before that, asking: "is your dad dead too?"

Now it doesn't make sense.

have you a moment to talk about our lord and savior Pepe?

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>get a match
>sends me " her" number after talking for a bit
>message "her" but the number is another guy who says she's messing with me
>apparently she did this to him too and he's gotten messaged by other guys like me after they shared numbers
Why is this person doing this?

>>37829169
because Tinder is a meme now that your average robot can make an account and fuck with other robots

>>37829200
So it's some beta catfishing other betas for laughs?

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What's going on on this thr....

>>37829305
OP's a fag and quit though

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Too late?
It's too late?
I said it's too late

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Also, op here, don't know if you remember me from yesterday, what can I tell this bih?
She's probably a chubby insecure whore so I guess she's up for anything.

>>37829616
Dubz man here. I fucking got this.

Rolling for: "you're pretty Giorgious Giovanna"

>>37829570
Send the following
>I'm sorry I'm just really nervous and I don't know what to say.
>I would like it a lot I'd we could get to know eachother better.
>>37829616
This one jus b urself

I'm smashed as heck but smashed me radiates confidence and reasonabilurh err blilty so harness that power for your own benefit dess neigh

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>>37829655
HOLY FUCKING HELL. 55 AGAIN. I SWEAR I'M NOT USING A SCRIPT.

Proof: Mobile fag. Pic related.

>>37829655
Winrar. Stop fucking winning dubz man

>>37829655
Damn man op here about to deliver.
are you God?
Make your deepest desire come true. Today is the day.

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>>37829739
Delivery incoming call me fucking UPS.

send nudes


shit i forgot this is r9k

>>37829763
1:29 AM? Wtf are you doing man?

Rolling forrr idk. First to reply gets my roll, if I get dubz (I swear to god if it's 55...)

>>37829808
Insomnia and masturbation usually keep me up until 5 am

>>37829268
outside of your usual matches, there is a 50% chance that your next tinder match is someone shitposting in these threads
>>37829763
>ask her if she has any fetishes
>damage control with this
you are boned my man

>>37829763
Eyy whttup giovanna, i want a belly gf to fuxk till exhaustion. Will you be my fat submissive pig gf?

>>37829881
Op here, the funny thing about this is that I already have a gf and she's a fatty qt haha

Who else remembers Isabella from the Chad's tinder threads

>>37829916
Why u on tinder

>>37829955
Accidental duo dubs for that shit. Send my other message man.

>>37829955
Cuz my gf is going on holiday with her sister in July and also I'm using a fake profile with chad pics.

>>37827665
Trips and you send a pic of your pecker

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>>37830036

>my gf

NORMIES GET OUTTTT GET THE FUCK OUTTTT!!!!!

>>37830036
> bragging on r9k about having a gf
Pls leave :,(

>>37830055
The number 55 is haunting me today. What does it mean?

>>37830055
Fuck it this thread is full of 55 dubs what does this even mean fuck this is too occult

>>37830071
http://affinitynumerology.com/number-meanings/number-55-meaning.php

Don't trust these hippies tho

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this is now an originalolasbdldh dubs thread

hellpp mmmee

>>37830328
Dubz man with yet another 55

>>37830453
Close enough oreganohgh