Thread where you share stories that ocurred to you in clubs, pubs, etc. Also share your autism with us anon it's ok. I'll begin
>Be me
>In a club
>Head to exchange the drink coupons they give with your entrance ticket
>Call cute bartender girl
>Ask for a whisky with cola
>She pours It
>Bartender says "smile, it's free" while giving me a huge, charming smile
>I smile in an awkward as fuck way
>Go again with my colleagues
>After I finished my drink wait till she finishes her turn, so when i get another drink she won't confront me about being an autist.
Why people need to make fun of awkward people? Don't they realise they make It worse?
>live with brother because I'm a cripple and can't take care of myself
>he takes me to clubs every few weeks
>pays for my drinks in exchange for me helping him get girls because I guess they're into the idea that he has to help take care of me
>get home after a night of drinking
>he's fucking some new chick in his room
>wheel into mine and lay in the bed staring at the ceiling
I could probably bring girls home too if I tried but it wouldn't matter because I can't feel my dick.
>>37827591
Fuck man, your brother sounds like a dick. Is he nice to you at least?
>>37827712
He's nice to me. He pays for my drinks when we go to the clubs. I'm a heavy drinker so that's usually worth it to me. I might try and find a girl to sit on my face out of pity next time. He also drives me around when I need to go somewhere and stuff like that.
>>37827766
You could try and go to one of those kink bars, I don't know if there is any outside of Germany tho, but there are really weird people un those places and i'm sure you would find a qt3.14 that would sit on your face and probably shit on your face also lel.
>go to club
>wearing beanie because I shave my head
>girls keep coming up to me, thinking I'm a drug dealer
>go to bathroom, bump into actual drug dealer
>he is also wearing a beanie
>I tell him what's happening, he laughs and says he'll give me some drugs if I bring the "customers" to him
>get free X and keta, take both at same time
>nearly die in the bathroom of a dingy underground trance club
>was reborn, depression cured
I'm serious boys, that shit changed me. 10/10 would recommend
>>37827847
I could probably get some random girl at a regular bar/club willing to at least do some stuff with me out of pity. I get offers, I just turn them down politely because there isn't much of a point. I'm just there to drink, usually.
>>37827875
Top kek, what's X tho?
Origlalioki
>>37827880
Honestly i have to ask, do cripples get erections? If so, could you masturbate? Also if you can't get erections do you have sexual urges ir sex drive? Do you get weird fetishes out of lack of sex/masturbation?
>>37828043
Ecstasy, dumbass. You literally could've googled it and saved yourself the embarrassment
>>37828140
It depends on the nature of the injury. I have a sex drive but I can't get erect as far as I know. I haven't tried a whole lot since I can't feel anything anyway. Maybe viagra would work.
>>37828158
Not an english speaker in my country it has other common name man.
>>37828231
*Native
Origamimamasita
>>37828177
Well you can't feel anything but I think you could cum anyway, and get the cerebral pleasure, you know.
>>37828177
maybe the visual stimulation will be enough pleasure for you
>>37828177
>>37828427
This, i remember when i was a horny teenager i used to watch porn without masturbating to see if I could cum just from It. I never achieved It, but i guess you haven't cum in a while so It la factible.
>>37827875
Thats an awesome story senpai.
This is why i sometimes really like drugs.
>>37827875
That's a good story. I felt happiness for the first time since kindergarten only after getting medical grade opioids from a hospital for a couple of months.
Drugs work.
>going to a club ever
Normie scum
>>37829174
>That's a good story. I felt happiness for the first time since kindergarten only after getting medical grade opioids from a hospital for a couple of months.
Are you me?
>>37827498
>Why people need to make fun of awkward people? Don't they realise they make It worse?
this makes me angry as fuck, they think that joking about that stuff will make us feel better but feels as if im being punched in the fucking face with shame.
>>37827875
how do i even find dealers without getting knocked out? i only go to techno nights and the crowd is pretty wild usually but i dont talk to people really