Who here had /thetalk/

>>37827887
>>37827887

Lol all my dad talked about with me was about how god is dead and has abandoned this family. Then he would curse jesus out every single day.

>>37827887

>not getting the hint your dad wants to fuck you

absolute pleb OP

>>37827887
I found out about sex through porn and jacking off to the travel channel's specials about calendar girls on beaches

the first time I came I got scared

I never had the talk. I learned everything through porn.

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>Dad tries to give me the talk
>Uncontrollably sobbing the whole way through

>>37827887
My family is full of men. We know this shit by 5. No point talking about anything really. Just observe and learn.

never had the talk. Learned everything from internet
Im now a porn addict and sexual deviant

>dad comes in
>tells me about maturation
>as he's leaving the room
>son
>you had really big balls when you were born

mfw

>>37828386
Why was he sobbing?

>>37828645
No, I was. I was scared and afraid of hearing it for some reason. I guess it felt like I was losing some innocence and growing up and it made me sad.

>>37827887
I hope he washed his hands

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>mfw my dad asked if I've gotten any pussy lately
>mfw he tells me about when a girl went down on him and sucked both his dick and balls at the same time when he was 14

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>>37827887
>Who here had /thetalk/
Not me. Dad thought that i was smart enough to figure it out. Now i'm 24 NEET khv.

>>37827887
Never had the actual "talk" but my dad definitely knew I was jacking off when I was around 13. He never explicitally said, he's just find me awake when he came home and would say stuff like "well if you're looking at stuff you're not supposed to at this hour, I can't really stop you." He was pretty chill, I miss him.

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My dad died when I was 12, never got the talk in all my life

>>37827887
I never got the talk. my dad tried telling me and my younger brother we kind of just made jokes and laughed then he gave up

>>37827887
>points to sex ed book
>if THIS ever touches THIS, tell me right away

that was the extent. thanks narcissist boomer father. You really nailed it. Not like I was going to attract any girls with the disgusting solipsistic behavior patterns I learned from you, you fucking FREAK

>his dad actually sat down and had conversations with him and taught him about life
Fag

>>37827887
Never had the talk, I just kept getting annoyed at having to hide random boners every day at school for like 2 years until I finally discovered masturbation in the 7th fucking grade, probably when most kids were losing their virginity. My first orgasm was entirely from prostate stimulation and I was fucking blown away.

>>37829317
wait lol why were you shoving stuff up your ass in 7th grade before you touched your boner? Is that like a gay thing?