>parents got divorced around a year ago because my mother

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>parents got divorced around a year ago because my mother is a slut
>dad just recently started "dating" again
>calls me all the time to tell me about the chicks he's picked up
>even showed me his dating profile so I could see how many responses he's got
>some of the women he's picked up are married
>asks why I don't just get a gf since it's so easy
>tell him attaching myself to a slut will just lead to getting left and losing half my shit like he did
>he's now trying to convince me that dating and eventually marrying used goods isn't a terrible idea
>all while paying my mother and fucking married women