Hello /r9k/, could you say something nice to my cat?

>>37899171
Hello cat you look like a very comfortable and contented beast.

>>37899171
Based comfy cat poster

>>37899171
You are a ray of sunshine in this cold, dark world. Also you're floofy, the best of all fur types

>>37899171
Yo whiskers boy you gonna snag that fatter mouse real soon peace out.

>>37899171
Cat, I have allergies. But if I can sleep outside on a porch and nearly suffocate due to a cat snuggling into my lap, then I can snuggle you, too.

What is he dreaming about, robots?

>>37899171
You are a sweet little cat

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>>37899171
I would pet your cat and enjoy every second of it.
What's your opinion on my cat?

>>37899903
I wanna rub that fluffy tummy

>>37899903
Are you certain they're not the same cat?

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Do you like my cat, /r9k/? She's getting pretty old.

I've been working on getting her weight down.