Do not go to Waffle House!

>>37899187
I do what I want, sometimes that means ur mum, other times it means some bland hashbrowns I can smother in ranch. No I am not still talking about ur mum in that second bit

>>37899790
thats such an overused joke at least talk about banging his hottest cousin to make it more original

>>37899895
Fuck off "2002 called and they want their joke back" normie.

Old jokes aren't only reserved for Chad.

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Waffle House stories? Waffle House stories
>there at night with cousins
>everyone high as fuck
>even the termites
>eating waffles
>cousin wants to show us magic trick
>kicks table
>roaches shoot out from bottom table peg
>regurgitate food then leave

>3 am
>high as shit once more
>by self
>sippin oj waiting on waffle and burger
>groid hops the counter
>fights cook
>cook lays him out
>steal salt shaker and leave

>6 am
>enter
>cabal of cops
>all stare at me
>they start getting up
>sprint home

>12 at night
>high cause best way to enjoy waffle house
>munchin on eggies
>cashier quits on the spot as customer begins order
>yells MUTHAFUCKA on way out
>janitor stops and takes the position
>night resumes

>>37900418
What kinda a twilight zone do you live in dude like what state is this my man what kinda a life do you lead, damn

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>>37899790
>waffle house
>it's clearly a diner

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>be me, 16
>upstate new york
>3 am in a waffle house
>me and black friend are sitting in booth
>4 white guys with spider web tattoos sit in the booth next to us
>We start getting a little spooked
>waitress comes over, discreetly moves us to another table
>have great food

thank you waffle house waitress

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>country gravy hash browns and grits

>>37900524
Live in Houston. Most of this happened when I was in high school. Janitor one happened last week

>>37900567
damn that's scary anon

>>37899187
ive never been to waffle house before, are they alright?
if you're asking why, they're not common where I live (New England). at least as much as an IHop or Denny's

>>37900900
There's no comparison when it comes to breakfast restaurants

>Go to waffle house
>Get an all star with hash browns
>It's made correctly
>Pay and leave

I swear this is getting like gamestop. I fucking hate gamestop but people exaggerate how bad it is

>>37900418
>>6 am
>>enter
>>cabal of cops
>>all stare at me
>>they start getting up
>>sprint home

why would you run, anon? what did you do?

i cook at a waffle house and i hate everyone that eats there

>>37901078
High as shit and full of monster

>>37901078
>what did you do?

cause he was high as fuck, probably

>>37899187
IT'S TOO LATE

If I don't go again though I'm fine right?

>>37901078
>Gangsters
>A group of men with guns
>etc.

Why would you stick around anon?

>tfw live in Canada
>tfw no Waffle Houses here
>ywn hang out with your bros drunk at 3am in a Waffle House enjoying some tasty and greasy food

This feel really hurts, guys

>>37901168
I'm Canadian, went to a waffle house on a family road trip. The food and establishment were fucking disgusting. There are better 24/h place here.

>>37901168

i fucking hate it. i hate the drunk idiots that and fight each other weekend. i hate the fat truckers that come for conversation and get butthurt when no one wants to talk to them. i hate the methheads that infest the staff. i hate the incompetent and apathetic management. i hate the gay truckers that try to illicit sex from the employees. i hate the old people that get angry because they ordered their eggs over light, but they actually wanted them over medium and they don't know the difference. i hate the blacks that come in and order excessive amounts of food and want everything recooked because they want it done a specific way that wasn't specified when they were ordering. i hate the employees that spend hours outside smoking blunts. i hate that there's been fucking flies in the restaurant for weeks and the manager won't fucking address the issue even though i tell him every goddamn day how to solve the problem

>>37899187
Is this another one if these bandwaggon hate shitty resteraunt thats not really shitty?

>>37901210
>>37901248
Fuck you guys just let me have my /comfy/ Waffle House fantasies

>>37901210
>>37901248
Tim Hortons eh?

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>mfw I realize waffle House is an actual chain and not just a generic term for a place that serves waffles and chicken 24/7