FUCKING YOURSELF

>>37963489
Would it be sex or masturbation

Hmm, it would be terrible, actually.

A female version of me would probably be a 9/10 goddess. 5'10ish Strawberry blonde, skinny, full lips, very fair skin, green eyes, big butt and hips.

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>>37963489
She'd be pretty hot especially since she'd have the same taste in hair as me.
>pic related would be her but without the big breasts
I'd definitely date her since I have a low sex drive.
The things we'd do in bed though.. WEW

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>>37963568
Just transition already guy

>>37963489
wouldn't that just be your sister?

>>37963489
if a same gender clone of myself appeared id fuck it how is this even a question

>>37963626
nah I'm a moralfag, I just think it's fascinating how features which are beautiful on a woman are neutral at best on a dude. nobody really cares about my air being blond-red but a girl with the same hair color gets the ground she walks on worshiped.

>>37963489
Start out as 5/10 then turn into a solid 7 after lifting + pedicure.

How about befriending it instead?

>>37964077
so I have to share my weed and booze with it

and comfort it while it is depressed about the same exact shit I am depressed about, so neither of us are useful to one another in any conceivable way

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I would take her away and marry her and make her the mother of my kids since I know she won't divorce me and I won't divorce her

>>37963489
The female version of myself is the only woman I would marry at this point tbqhwy

I have considered trying to create it, but this dream was killed by the fact that I need a non-duplicate X chromosome for it

>>37963489
>Do you think she/he'd look good?
Probably not unless FaceApp's truly accurate but we'd make an amazing significant others for each other which is why I wish cartoon cloning was a thing

>>37963489
1000000% yes. We would basically do nothing but fuck all day every day forever.

>>37963489
I can't stand myself. I'd kill her.

No it'll be ugly and i have standards

Use faceapp or something to genderswap yourself if you want. I know for a fact I would.

>>37963489

I often wish i had a clone of me or a portal gun so i could suck my own dick

>>37963489
>if a female/male version of yourself appeared would you fuck it?

Hell yeah. That's what I loved about my college gf -- she was exactly the same height as me, and she had the same body type as me -- thin and flat chested. It made me feel like I was fucking a clone of myself -- someone who had pretty much my same body as me except without a penis.

>>37964380
this is also the case for me

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>>37963489
>girl looks exactly like me but a big more feminine
yeah i would
since we'd both have the same mind but she'd be a girl we'd probably understand that we're just each other and that shared connection would make the easiest relationship probably
and then we'd fuck each other fit

>>37963489
Of course I would fuck Tomoko

if it was strictly a male version of myself, then no, he'd be a fat average mulatto that dressed weird and was socially inept. people would probably think im funny but i would def be a lame virgin. would not fuck.
BUT
i think if my father had a son his life experience would be a lot different than mine. my dad wouldve forced him to play sports and he wouldve been on the football team in hs and he probably wouldve been very tall seeing how all the men in my family are 6'1"+. so if it was that version of myself i would definitely be chad (or maybe tyrone is a more accurate) but id hope id still maintain my emotional intelligence so i wasnt a total asshole. would probably fuck that version of myself since he'd be conventionally attractive and socialble

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>>37965779
Bost Bagina Blease