Life on The Edge Edition
>>37980720
He's not good looking. Is this a ruse? No wonder Britain is filled with so many subhumans like yourself. No standards whatsoever
What indicated jealousy of his supposed looks?
Still laughing about that ugly bastard who claimed to be good looking but couldn't post a SHRED of evidence to back it up. Hideous, thick, and probably a projecting poorfag too.
Was a close one their lads. Almost made the thread myself but then I remembered it would be far easier just wait and let someone else do it.
>>37980762
He was obviously jealous of that chav
>tfw feeling insecure because you look a bit like that chav in the jeremy kyle video
>>37980762
>>37980778
So this is what the Americans mean when they post the "this is a 10/10 in Britain" meme. At least my Italian genetics negated the subhuman, ugly British genes t.b.h.
>>37980778
Really seemed that way. Pretty pathetic to be jealous of a member of the underclass who is literally going on Jeremy Kyle
>>37980822
I don't think he is that good looking but I doubt the anon claiming to be better looking really is, he'd have just posted a photo ages ago if it was true.
I'll ask again incase he missed it
J from York, please log on to skype. It's N.
>>37980846
Why, so people could save my image? There was nothing to indicate jealously of any sort. You autistic mongs are incapable of analysing anything
>>37980859
>Jamal from York, please log on to skype. It's Negro
>>37980791
>tfw you are feeling extremely confident and handsome because you look like that chav in the jeremy kyle video.
>>37980887
>not saying New York
>>37980871
>You autistic mongs
Oh, so now not only are you claiming to be really handsome, you're claiming you are better than all of us?
Bullshit. There's no evidence that you are better than us. You want to lord it over us that you're so high and mighty? Fuck you. You've got nothing. You're probably uglier and more autistic than any of us.
lads I'm really scared.
Apparently there is a super spooky skeleton that lives inside of all of us that only exposes itself when we die.
evens I watch the elephant man
odds I start another anime series
dubs I read some more
Any Steam recommendations?
>>37980948
Glittermitten GroveIt's not actually what it seems it is
>>37980928
Yes I am better than you and frankly I'm better than the majority of the British populace - which isn't saying much. Say what you want but thanks to dysgenics the average Bong is a certifiable subhuman.
t. Half Italian/Half WASP
>>37980943
Mine is more apparent than ever
Th-thanks eating disorder
At least I finally look like the drug addict i am
>>37980957
>Half Italian
So a greasy spic who is descended from arabs, and you think you are better than us? Look at the state of your country. You're basically just a paki, except more oily.
Let me put it in a language you'll understand: mama mia, getta de fucka out of dis thread because you are nota britisha
Just laying back browsing 4Chan, what are you gonna do tomorrow lads ?
That lad who hired an escort on outcall about or did he get murdered?
>>37980986
Northern Italian to be specific. Sicilians are the swarthy Arabs.
I don't consider myself British at all because it's a stigma. It's considered an insult abroad and I'm ashamed of the term. Britain used to be great but now it's a pathetic husk of what it once was. Get over it subhuman
>>37980957
>Italian
>Calls others subhuman
Hilarious. Fuck off guido.
>>37981026
he's 4 inches deep in HIV ridden pussy.
>>37981019
I have to figure out how to get a nano sim card for my new phone which i HOPE will arrive tomorrow
Also the new crash game is coming out soon I think. Fairly sure i preordered it from somewhere
>>37981050
She said no penetration
Waste of money
>>37981028
Fuck off paki, this thread is whites only
>>37981042
I'd gladly fuck off out of this gloomy shithole in an instant but it's not feasible at the moment and I'm not bilingual.
>>37981019
Probably wake up at 9pm then have my weekly wash. Might try stay up all day anyway
>>37980948
Deathstate, Crawl, Enter the Gungeon, Furi, they're current most played anyway, first 3 are rogue-likes or whatever the fuck they're called.
>>37981077
>Not feasible at the moment
Sounds like you're a poorfag. Which is typical for an Italian, I suppose.
>>37981082
is there any r34 ebina?
>>37981101
I'm held down by university and familial commitments. Trust me, I will leave this shithole whenever I can and you can all get fucked by Mohammad for all I care
>>37981127
where will you go laddo?
>>37981127
Look in the mirror, brown boy. Who looks more like he's called Mohammad?
>>37981108
I don't lewd her
>>37981108
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ebina_nana%20rating%3Aexplicit
Wank away, mate.
>>37981145
I'm white. Brown hair, white skin, blue eyes etc etc
>>37981140
Asap
>>37981058
Had assumed that wasn't actually the escort he went with.
>>37981174
>Italian
>White
Uh, no. Begone, greaseball paki.
Also you are a thick idiot, like most Italians. He asked you where you are going, not when. I suppose they don't teach you to read in wop school.
>>37981140
Sorry thought you said when not where. I have a small Italian village in mind where resident family members would help integrate me
>>37981221
Keep bitching. Modern Anglos are utter subhumans and I'm grateful for the external genes.
I herd that Call of Duty modern warfare remastered is coming out, I think tomorrow, should I get it or no ?
>>37981224
so syrian and libyan refugee hq?
enjoy m8.
>>37981259
He'll fit right in, the Syrians and Libyans are his ancestors.
>>37981173
wtf delete this
ori
>>37981272
There are white skinned, blue eyed Libyans?
>>37981296
Don't be a fag about it, my waifu has lots of lewd pictures and I whack off to them regularly.
ITT idiots feast on weak bait
>>37981307
>Still making ridiculous false claims about his appearance with no proof whatsoever
Give it up you fat paki
>>37981346
>ridiculous false claims
Someone's mad! I hate being born on this miserable island.
Why does this stupid Italian guy keep replying to this shitty bait? No wonder their country is fucked.
>>37981307
no, they look like dirty sand niggers just like you do.
>>37980948
Get with the times lad, electricity is where it's at
>>37981388
If you hate Britain so much why are you shitting up our thread?
Riddle time!
Beaver is to Damn as spider is to??????
>>37981421
What a ridiculous assertion. Anglos are the niggers of Europe. There are no positive connotations to being British. You'll always be assumed to be a low class football crazy pleb. Too bad the aristocracy didn't get the eugenics it so desired...
>>37981446
Web?
It's a web right?
>its a permanently horny because I can smell my crotch musk while sat down episode
>>37981470
Wow I need to make these harder. Yes you're right
Shaved my rotbeard and went up 0.5 points out of 10, feels GOOD lads
>>37981479
pfft. Can't believe you get horny off such lame shit.
I don't even have to stretch my arsehole and I can smell it. Mmm.
>>37981490
>implying a three year old wouldn't have been able to get that.
>>>37980847
nobody seems to be mentioning this lads
>>37981453
>Realises that he's been taken in by shitty bait the whole thread
>Tries to post shitty bait of his own
>No one takes it
sad_mario.jpg
>>37981538
It's not bait. It's the truth
>>37981535
we don't need to, it'll die a quick death like the others
who /cloudnothings/ here
>>37981555
very_sad_mario.jpg
>>37981516
>tfw covering your fingers with pre-cum then lubing up your bumhole with it then smelling the results on your fingers afterwards
>>37981538
why are you even replying to the retard spaghetti nigger?
>>37981490
spider is to web, as STI is to????????
>>37981592
Vagoo? Homos?
>>37981586
Pic related is the average Anglo and I'm being dead serious. You're ugly motherfuckers
>>37981580
>ripping your bellend with a knife and leaving it to get infected and the blood to coagulate, then mixing the resulting infection ridden mixture with your cum and gurgling it in your mouth.
>>37981586
Good point. I'll just let him keep posting his weak bait. Pretty funny to see someone get rekd that badly though.
The animations in Yakuza zero look weird
>>37980948
>Any Steam recommendations?
Wuppo
>>37981479
Want someone to lap it up?
>>37981603
only 1 guess at a time lad. which will it be
>>37981661
Only If I can bury my head in your crotch lad
>>37981678
It would be rude if you didn't!
>>37981252
No you autist.
CoD is a dead series. Let it die with some dignity at least.
>>37981608
Shouldn't you be drinking a 1 gallon soda or something?
>>37981252
Didn't that come out last year?
>>37981608
yeah ya momma don't think that way
>>37981698
just stop replying to the mudshit lmao
>>37981689
when was the last time you washed though lad?
>>37981710
My father is Italian, my mother is Anglo. Looks like she couldn't resist an Italian stallion ;)
>>37981610
>dildoing your arse with an oversized toy until it bleeds, then sticking your precum stained finger in, after you ate a few hours before, without a daily bowel movement, and then sticking them in your mouth and gargling 3 bodily fluids together together
>>37981726
It's been a while. Why? Are you into smelly neetboys?
>>37981761
I'm a smelly neetboy myself so it only makes sense
>>37981738
The real question is why is an Italian stallion settling for some britbong woman?
He really must be at the bottom end of the spectrum as far as Italian men go, are you from Bedford by any chance?
I just came here to pay my respects
>>37981783
Well, that's the most sense I've ever seen made
Just found some Thorntons cookiesi forgot i bought
>>37981739
>having a wank, with a condom to softcore porn.
ffs hate it wen this hapens
>>37981798
No she was a decent looking blonde.
>>37981849
wuts da mattr bbs? hmu xx
>>37981848
I don't even know how to put one on desu
It's Yume Nikki's 13th birthday today. I'd recommend you all give it a play.
Madotsuki is my waifu, and you should post yours.
>>37981861
nthin fuc of
>>37981890
Are you retarded or just underage?
I can't tell.
Origig
>>37981890
Grab the tip and roll it down
>>37981930
I'm turning 24 soon and I've got bad phimosis so I imagine it might be difficult, I've never even touched a condom or seen one
>>37981975
condoms are how some people with phimosis have sex, otherwise it hurts too much
Lads should I cop Bully or San Andreas on my PS4, both are like 4 bong right now, I've never played Bully so worried I won't like it
>>37981910
haven't waifu posted in a while.
Really need to play Yume Nikki someday, wish it was available on a comfier platform
>>37981975
I had phimosis.
Then I got circumcised because I was 8 years old.
/califeel/ JUST GOT FUCKING DELETED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YANKS
BTFO
T
F
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>>37982028
just bully tripfags
>>37982028
Bully is cool but if you are not sure it's fine to stick to the classics.
>>37981994
I've heard that, but my skin looks like this and i'm worried that tip won't go in correctly.
What the fuck does it even matter haha, not going to need to use one anyway.
>>37982032
I had a circumcision appointment but I cancelled it 3hours before because people here talked me out of it
>>37982031
If you have homebrew on your vita I think you can play it through RPG maker.
Trying out tinder lads. Not sure what to expect. Wish me luck.
Why is this thread allowed but the califeel thread is against the rules? Are the moderators British?
>>37982054
Are you fucking retarded? Do you have any idea how fucked up you can get because of phimosis? And who cares what robots think anyway? The whole muh uncircumcised master race is retarded.
>>37982039
first they came for the /califeel/, and I did not speak out, because I was not from Cali
>>37982028
Don't think either of them have aged well lad tbqh
>>37982039
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wNyTXqI0Os
Kinda wanna bf some guy I know online, but I think he might be a bit too autistic for me
Takes things a bit too seriously
>>37982088
Neither thread should be allowed. Hopefully mods will remove this filth too. It's been a stain on /r9k/ for too long.
>>37982088
What are you talking about?
/califeel/ just died normally.
>>37982113
>Neither thread should be allowed. Hopefully mods will remove this filth too. It's been a stain on /r9k/ for too long.
Did you report?
>>37982099
>first they came for the /califeel/, and I did not speak out, because I was not from Cali
You do realise this is a containment thread right?
Think we'll be fine
>HSBC have removed my credit card account from online banking
What the fuck did they mean by this
>>37982132
Go contain yourselves elsewhere
>>37982095
as far as I know theres nothing wrong with phimosis apart from potentially uncomfy during sex which I don't get anyway.
the risk of surgery is far greater, I'm stretching but its slow progress
Hey Ebin, did you try that new mastubatory technique I told you about yet?
>>37982121
Absolutely. I do every time I see this shit.
>>37982161
>potentially uncomfy during sex
it can tear during rough sex, but I still would recommend stretching over circ
>>37982161
Jesus Christ ebin are you even real or just britnormie having a go at writing a black comedy
>>37982185
Isn't announcing reports a banable offence?
fellowship of the feels
>>37982182
I did but not much happened, I couldn't get a grasp on it
>>37982197
I don't have to worry about that desu, the chance of me having normal penetrative sex is about 0.5%
>>37982210
I'm real, I didn't think I was that bad till I started blogging here and normies get shocked, I think my perspective is warped
Started taking maca today because my sex drive is crashed with no survivors but it literally tastes like my own vomit
>>37982161
>Tearing during sex
>More susceptible to infection
>Difficulty urinating
>Swelling up like a balloon
These are some of the outcomes of untreated phimosis.
>>37982223
you should have done gimli as a blacked out character to represent the anonymous lads that help create the feels.
>>37982257
The urine thing actually cleans it I think, the surgery carries a greater infection risk
>>37982216
Can't see how it's any worse than having a /soc/ thread (/britfeel/) on /r9k/
This thread is worst than hug your sister garbage
>>37982284
Least we don't promote incest here
>>37982284
where'd you find that pic of tilde from?
>>37982279
>urine thing cleans it
Absolutely fucking not.
That's what allows infections to show up more frequently in the first place
>>37982284
I'm here most days but it mostly is garbage tbf. its got a charm about it though and a deep lore, you wouldnt understand
>>37982284
>so desperate for attention he shopped his perfect twink bod
That lad needs to learn that confidence is sexy.
>>37982284
t. displeased califeels poster
>>37982299
my penis has been like this all my life and has never been infected, circumcision is a much bigger risk of completely fucking up
Woah my ear itches, better get the doctor lop it off.
I want to sleep but I woke up at 9 and I've eaten 2 full blocks of cheese. I don't want to have nightmares desu, such is life
>>37982420
I don't really dream anymore, I sometimes eat loads of cheese before bed just to see if I can give myself nightmares. it doesn't work though
>>37982420
>I've eaten 2 full blocks of cheese.
Fucking hell how? I love cheese but I think I would be throwing up if I ate a whole block in one session let alone 2 over a few hours.
>>37982249
>I didn't think I was that bad
as someone who is at least a cyborg, and was a neet for 2 years, i think you seriously need help. you're in a very bad way. you probably cant see it because you're so used to living this way.
>>37982468
I don't think its that bad. They are mostly hollow like pic related so I'm basically eating air.
>>37982420
I don't like cheese and don't eat cheese products tbqh
>>37982507
Why the no faces?????
>>37982536
The process has begun...
X
>>37982556
is that you sophie poster.
i love being the big daddy of britfeel. i probably get more pussy in one week than everyone in this thread combined. i could probably also beat everyone in a fight. i know 12 different martial arts.
>>37982604
>big daddy of britfeel
how fat is you?
>>37982604
you still wrestling big daddy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DSro4l_0cE
>>37982629
take a look. im sure you can see me in my previous post.
SS Anon here, I decided to abandon this place for a while after the Sunday Sport incident. It wasn't me and Marko is just going to have to accept that.
I almost considered giving up the motorway cruising game after today, after I had such a terrible start. I had been driving Northbound up the M1 when I decided to pull into Newport Pagnell services, a frequent stop of mine over the years.
They don't have a Costa, but I was willing to settle for a Starbucks on this occasion. While I was waiting for it to cool down, I eyed up some chap who was wearing a hi-vis jacket with and Eddie Stobart logo, but he really didn't seem like the trucking type. I thought I'd try my luck anyway, and to my pleasant surprise he was up for some fun in the facilities.
When we got into the cubicle, I was quite pleased initially that I had got such easy action from a fairly smart man, but when his pants were on the ground, it finally dawned on me what a terrible mistake I had made. For the first time since getting into the motorway service station game, I was presented with a real, genuine micropenis.
"I'm sorry, but I just can't do anything with that" and I ran out as fast as possible. As I said to Marko I often find people bail out, and that's absolutely fine, but this was the first time I had bailed out myself.
I was so stunned that I didn't even take my coffee with me, and I hadn't even started on it. So I dived in my car and headed back up to M1 planning to put an end to this hobby. But the caffeine withdrawal was really getting to me so as I approached junction 15, I couldn't help but pull into Northampton services.
Fortunately at Northampton, they have a Costa, so I could truly relax with a coffee I truly enjoyed. But the coffee wasn't the only thing there that perked my spirits. Not only did I clock a chap who tickled my fancy, but he actually approached me. A coffee in one end and Martin's sizeable member in the other made for my best trip yet.
Oh great, he's back with this shitty character again.
DUMB STINKY NEETS
>>37982719
wagies in here as well lad.
but you're 50% right, I rarely shower
Halp I can't find where mummy's hid the rum.
I just started working in a supermarket and now mcdonalds asked me if i want a job there as well.
I just started claiming bennies, but before I even got my first payment I got a job invalidating it fuck.
At least I can get free lunches.
>>37982680
I feel like I'm on literotica again
MUM WHERE TF DID YOU PUT THE RUM
What happened to truck boys? Only been visiting /britfeel/ once in a blue moon for awhile now but it felt short lived.
Did pakiboo finally lose it?
>>37982667
granted you're not that fat, but I wouldn't class you as the daddy. sure you've got that oo don't you mess with me, look going on, but I think you're trying too hard.
>>37982420
>>37982505
enjoy your goopy and horrible poo
source: t. chees luvur
>>37982680
lmao, no, pls leave
Finally getting my deserved NEETbux. I've made it fellas. I'm free.
>>37982880
how much lad
ori
What kind of jobs should I apply for? I like being alone and am incredibly socially awkward.
>>37982816
in the garage?
>feel like i need a shit
>had one earlier but i suppose nature calls
>feels like i poo
>get up to wipe and see insane amounts of blood in the bowl and no stool
>literally felt nothing unusual, no pain
>was still bleeding for like 5 minutes before it stopped
am i gonna die lads
tfw face would be defined and decent looking but I'm too lazy to lose 20kg
I also like food too much
>>37982831
Truckboys left to enjoy cold ones elsewhere sadly.
Pakiboo is replaced with another non convincing trsnny who is more attention seeking called tilde.
>>37982831
truck boys are a relic from the golden age of britfeel forced memes. they were too pure to last.
poley is m.i.a
>>37982839
They said the same thing In college until I swung for the teacher just like I'm going to swing for the captain of this ship.
>>37983002
Be honest lads.
Would you?
Originally
>>37983041
>poley is m.i.a
anyone checked the papers? was his birthday over the weekend
>>37983134
didn't you just call yourself the daddy of /britfeel/.
surely the daddy would be the captain of the ship.
you gonna knock yourself out lad.
>>37983258
I spoke too soon. I need to prove myself. Who is the big daddy? Is it sexy kev?
>>37983134
I'm the captain of this ship. Bring it little boy blue.
Seems the colonies are trying their own feels again.
>>37982404
>>37983412
LOVE IT RICKSHAWBOYS 4 LYF
>>37983374
How many many fighting stances do you know and how many girls/boys have you shagged? You sound like a puff
>>37983412
What makes them think they can just have a designated thread like that.
Also why does it have the same edition as us?
>>37983474
>Also why does it have the same edition as us?
Cause Indians can't do anything without the British.
Hiding under my quilt because there's a moth in the room and the light is off. I'm not sure how long I can take this heat.
>>37983568
Got sweat all that cheese of ebin.
>want to change to an easier course at university
>have to write a new personal statement with no guidance saying why i think i'm a good fit for the program, etc.
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
I JUST WANT A PIECE OF PAPER SO I CAN EMIGRATE
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE THE GRADES, THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING HARD.
>>37983568
Should kill it before it eats your fabrics
>>37983664
Theres pretty much a standard format for them, I'm sure you can look it up
Going to asda at 2 in the morning to get scones and tea
Living the dream
>>37983664
Just literally state what you want to do and your reasons. That's it.
>>37983683
I know there's a format, I even have my original application for reference, but the problem is that I basically have no fluff to put a positive spin on why I want to transfer. I have no new achievements since I went to university, and the only reason I want to transfer is so that I don't have to leave empty handed when i fail the course i'm already on.
But I'm pretty sure writing "Look, it's mutually beneficial that I get a degree and you get my student loan money" isn't going to fly.
>>37983703
"I want to transfer to a new degree I don't give a fuck about so that I don't have to drop out in the vain hope of ticking a box on the Australian immigration criteria in future" is hardly going to fly.
>1/2
A NEW book reveals how London service stations are being used as places for blind dates and sexual encounters.
Dr Roger Green has written the book Destination Nowhere: A South Mimms Motorway Service Station Diary after 500 visits to the M25 Welcome Break site over an 18-month period.
According to Dr Green, of Sky Peals Road, Woodford Green, service stations are places where people meet up to catch up with friends, and even for first dates.
Dr Green, who works at the University of Hertfordshire in Hatfield as a social researcher, wrote the book after pulling into the South Mimms service station on his way to work one morning three-and-a-half years ago.
What he saw over the next 18 months was revealing.
He said: "One of my biggest memories is of men on their mobile phones in the toilet. It is almost as if they think no-one is in the toilet with them, you can hear everything they are saying but still they carry on talking.
>2/2
"Many people go there to get lost, just to be in their own world, while others use it as a local place to visit. It was surprising, the number of people who were regulars there, but I suppose I was too. I became familiar with many people.
"There were also many stories from the motel manager, one of a woman's body being found some years ago after she committed suicide and many telling of the sexual objects his staff would find after clearing out the rooms."
Far from being merely places where people pull in to use the toilet and grab a cup of coffee, service stations are revealed to be places of intrigue.
Dr Green, 57, said: "The whole place is a reflection of 21st century Britain. It seems as though these places are a reflection of 20-odd years of Thatcherism where communities no longer exist so people have to go elsewhere to meet people.
"The ironic thing is communities are formed in these places as well. People know each other, they go to these places to talk to people and even to have blind dates."
One of Dr Green's fondest memories is from the last World Cup and England vs Nigeria. He recalled: "On that day, the service station was just like the terraces at West Ham.
"Wherever they were going people had pulled in for a couple of hours to watch the match. It was a great atmosphere.
"The service station attracts more than 150,000 people a month, so there is always something going on."
>tfw had bad bouts of sleep paralysis for the past 2 days
Gonnafinish my Wankand try again.
Stuck in East Devon
But my bed is heaven
Hope tomorrow they replicate 9/11
Sleepy bye bye
I want to go for a night walk but I'm worried I'll get shouted at/chased because I look so shifty
>>37983846
>tfw you have to write a whole book to cover up your service station cottaging to your wife
>>37983814
First he uses Sunday Sport, now he writes his own book.
Silly twat Marco getting involved in this.
>>37983987
I want to go for a ride but it's pissing it down
>>37983987
Nah lad, you'll be fine.
I just came back from one it was nice.
Haha you lot are my only friends haha lads
>>37984257
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
>>37984319
hahahahahahaha same
>>37980727
Lads a giant moth flew in my room and it's literally the size of a small bird
Send help.
>>37984361
Ebin is this you, are you okay?
>>37984361
EBIN-SAN. I WILL PROTECTA YOU <3 desu.
Slept with the goth bird again lads.
Felt absolutely nothing. Ended up asking her to leave after sex. Came pretty quick too and wasn't even bothered.
>>37984361
That dog lead is edgy as fuck, I like it.
As for the moth situation turn on the light, then trap the fucker with a jar and let it back out.
>>37984361
That seems like a great way to get dogpiled by coppers.
>>37984445
what's your sleep schedule like damon? You always seem to be on here no matter what hour it is.
>>37984413
>>37984389
No idea who Ebin is, but it ain't me
So what are you lads doing while up at this time?
- PM Kev x
>>37984632
What's with this guy? He looks like a dwarf in the thumbnail
>>37984683
thats Prime Minister Sexy Kev, show some bloody respect
>>37984683
How very cheeky of you.
- PM Kev x
Update on the moth situation. I hid downstairs and turned all my bedroom lights off, to no avail. I then just stuck the bathroom light on to lure it out. It flew out and I quickly turned the bathroom light off and hid in my room with the door shut.
Safe for now, lads. It's still out there, though.
>>37984613
Utter shite lad, never asleep these days or if I am it's for 10-20 minutes. .
>>37982921
Cleaner. At worst, you'll be with a bunch of Spanish people who don't speak much English. At best you'll be left alone for 2-3 hours and have an hour or so left over when you're finished so you can play games or read a book on your phone / tablet.
thank christ the heat wave is over
Don't go dying on me lads
>>37987018
super quiet tonight desu
>>37987033
Wagies will start waking up soon lad don't worry
>>37987101
I'm a wagie and I'm about to sleep, gotta be up at 8
do you have snapchat, anon?
Don't go dying on me lads x2
Anyways I'm going to sleep, nightwatch has fallen. Hopefully someone wakes up soon
Nothing like some Question Time.
>>37987440
i don't have any need to communicate with people.
desu the most revealing thing i ever did was make a facebook account just to use messenger and see if my flatmates were talking shit about me. (if they were, they had a hidden group without me - something i still suspect was possible.) since instead i found even when i really ought to have been talked to or mentioned i wasn't. even to the people i lived with i was a meaningless ghost.
kind of regret leaving on good terms, making sure to say goodbye etc, instead of just fucking off quietly when everyone was out.
>>37988341
hahah, I love this. I was the OP by the way.
hey what's up not-faggos ~aren
Wake up dumb wagies
>so autistic and have nothing to do in life that I want to make a WoW druid-death knight hybrid for MCM comic con(london)
Lads, what store sells a lot of cheap faux (brown) leather vests or dresses?
There's tons of em on amazon but they're women sizes and I'm a bit too henched to buy women's clothes online and hope they fit.
I'm gonna use the vest as a base and customize it with fake dying/wilted plants and tree bark patterns to form a sleeveless armor with 1 shoulder torn out/missing.
they're at their cheapest(10-20quid) on summer so i'd rather get one now and start making the costume, I have till October.
>>37989499
Have you looked at ebay or aliexpress. Even looked at just getting some material and making one? I can't a vest pattern is too hard.
>>3798952
can't get em online mate, they will never fit, it's hard enough getting well fitting MEN'S clothes that can fit my shoulders/arms and not be loose at the belly.
those fur vests are made for british slags who are 5'5 180lbs with 45 inch waistlines(aka national average) while I'm a manlet at 5'9 175lbs 28 inch waistline and broad shoulders.
making your own faux leather vest as a beginner is ridic time consuming and will end up as a disaster vs mass produced ones for 10-20quid.
just needa find a brand/type made for tall, non-obese women (sleeveless generally solves the broad shoulders/arms issue).
>make a thread on /a/ about a new studios upcoming film, their first project
>hope this will prompt some interesting discussion
>10 replies
>look at the catalog
>countless loli, hentai, waifu and l-lewd threads
>multiple threads about the same anime
>hundreds of replies each
why is /a/ so shit
I am growing stronger desu
>>37989651
>just needa find a brand/type made for tall, non-obese women
Must be a site out there that caters to more unique shaped women, like how you have those sites that cater to larger dudes.
>>37989657
>he expected decent discussion on /a/
Why not go to /v/ and discuss a game.
>>37984617
Are you a fortunate son though?
>>37983739
>"I want in on this course because I'm paying tens of thousands out my arse anyway so hand it over"
Morning anons!
Got wageslavery in a bit but need to phone the eating disorder service beforehand. With a bit of luck I can convince them to up my anti depressant dosage desu. Want to order some more PS4 games today too.
What have you got to do today boys? Let's all try our best!
>>37990128
Gotta hang some pakis lad. You up for skipping work and coming along?
>>37990128
going to the gp, an anon a while ago told me that i should ask him to be seen by the crisis team for psychosis
>>37990149
Sorry desu I cannot skip work. And aren't you concerned about the legal implications of doing such a thing!?
>>37990128
Should be raining later so i'll go for a /rainwalk/ through the park i think.
saw an armed policeman in the airport lads
Shouldn't be surprised but it's my first time seeing a gun in person, kinda scary desu
>>37990168
Good luck. I would definitely ask to see the crisis team. Psychosis is really serious anon so you should get as much help as you can. My experience with the crisis team was quite good so I am sure they should be able to help you! Hope it goes well for you lad!
>>37990171
Bit jealous really lad. Be careful not to catch a cold or anything though!
>>37990170
Nah, not London mate. Pakis goes missing daily here. I know, I get in their taxi and get them to drop me off at the warehouse and do my deed.
>TFW thinking of recruiting other like minded lads and call ourselves the Rotherham madmen.
>>37990219
I always try not to look, in case the policeman gets twitchy and shoots me. You going on holiday lad?
>>37990219
where are you off to lad?
also at the airport was the first time i saw guns irl too, was pretty weird seeing people just wandering holding rifles
>>37990128
Tilde try your best to fuck off out of this thread you lying racist attention whore cunt.
Reminder you voted for UKIP and leave because of pol memes and said you were redpilled in response to your feelings on race diversity.
You repeatedly changed your personality for more attention and come off as a sickly fake. You often post about your bulimia or transsexual feelings when you are being criticised for pity.
Your massive ego also can't handle the fact that the pictures you posted prove you look like a normal bloke, going so far as to call other anons jealous of how you look.
Fuck off
>>37990277
Couldn't help but stare, policeman can probably tell I'm a harmless autist though
Aye, headed off to America for a week
>>37990283
He was standing in one place, but I went to take a piss and he'd moved
Wonder where they best place to stand is when you've got a gun
>>37990128
today is a stay up all day so I can wake up at a good time tomorrow episode, already napped from like 2am till 7am. I must wash though I don't feel great tbqh. I wish I wasn't awake.
>>37990128
Go away fake boy
>>37990311
>>37990344
Two Kevs for telling Tilde to fuck off.
Pretty much confirms he should bloody well do it.
>>37990311
Morning Abdul, how was morning prayer?
I believe it would be more preferable to be some sort of arabic person living in Bradford than pretending to be some weird nice tranny on a image board.
>>37990386
t. Raheem Abdullah Mohammed
>>37990413
t. Prison gay with disappointed parents.
Only been awake an hour and bored already lads
>>37990329
Hope you can manage to stay awake then lad. And try your best to wash but don't let it get you down if you are unable to do so. Ganbatte!
>>37990250
Sorry anon, I am nowhere near London!
>>37990320
Whereabouts are you going to in the states lad? Some pictures would be nice if you're up for it!
>>37990430
Yeah fuck it, whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAMkbXeEjMM
I'll be chillin
>>37990432
Tilde do you see how many arguments you cause by posting or do you purposefully ignore it so long as you get your attention?
Just fuck off elsewhere
Met a guy off craigslist last night andsold him valium
>>37990432
If I don't wash I won't be able to go out so its not preferable, the bathroom is so fucking grim its putting me off but I think i'll endure
>>37990430
Same, gonna try start a movie I think or something... another 12-14 hours of this haha
>>37990424
don't think they are disappointed
I have a flushed face and dry mouth again which won't disappear haha
>>37990478
But your the one causing the arguments Mohammed. Fuhrer tilde is just having normal discussions. You need to learn to control your murderous rage when you see something haram lad
Just had a cigarette lads, knocked me sick.
I really need to quit.
A shame its got to this point.
Hey guys this looks like a trip friendly thread, think I've finally found a place to settle.
Who can give me a rundown of the other tripfriends here?
Well seems another /britfeel/ ruined thanks to one person making the thread about him again ffs.
Can we just bring back the forced meme competition instead.
>>37981082
>>37982161
>>37982249
>>37982420
>>37983568
>>37989412
>>37990329
>>37990482
Which animay is this semen demon from?
>>37990558
>only got 5 (you)'s from thatHimouto! Umaru-chan
>>37990517
Yet you reply to the comments telling him to fuck off, so you are also causing the arguments.>inb4 called a paki like it should bother me
>>37990555
Fuck off then Hasan. You irritate everyone with your constant whining. Leave you obnoxious cunt
Thread was fine before you showed up. Not tilde. You.
Don't reply to tilde.
It worked (for the most part) on the tranny paki.
Britnormie doesn't post his personalities if they aren't getting attention.
What DEVILISH things do you anons have planned for today?
>>37990482
>>37990329
>>37989412
>>37983568
>>37982507
>>37982420
>>37982249
>>37982161
>>37981082
>>37990574
how many avatar posts ebina?
>>37990586
You still think it's one person who is telling him to fuck off. It's a fair few different lads telling him now.
Thread was fine before tilde showed up.
But no I'll hang around and annoy you with my 'whining' if Tilde is going to do the same.
>>37990604
I posted, but its not giving me a you
>>37989412
LOVE TILDE
HATE PAKIS
Simple as
>>37990596
im going to post with a trip and shit up the thread but it doesn't matter as long as i get my attention and praise
i even posted pictures of my manly body once and orbiters still flock to me lmao
HATE TILDE
HATE PAKIS
Simple as
>>37990634
This advertisement was paid for by the tilde party.
>>37990621
Your the only one who ruins threads with your autism mate. And stop shifting the blame. Tilde was having normal discussions before you couldn't control your retarded screeching.
You are the problem. Grow up.
Not wasting any more replies on you from now on and I suggest others do the same
>>37990621
Not that guy but the thread was dying before tilde showed up desu mate. We were on page 5 and tilde made a post which invited friendly conversation. Much comfier than what you're doing.
>>37990667
Tilde posted knowing he is going to cause arguments like he always does.
>>37990667
Thread wasn't going to die at all don't exaggerate like that for someone who doesn't give a shit about you, it's embarrassing.
>>37990667
I'm not dying. As far as I'm aware I'm in good health. I've gone days without sleeping constantly over the past year. More or less. I just don't sleep. Don't worry about it. I take naps sometimes, but I have a very busy life.
>>37990686
But your the one causing the arguments you fucking retard
business idea: create a new trip named after a symbol then use that symbol at the end of every sentence
Hey where's tomokochan?
We should get a tripfriend party going
>>37990698
So are you lad.
fa
>>37990698
Tilde is causing the arguments by shining a spotlight on himself, he should fuck off to /soc/ if he wants to do that
Hey Lads. Heard about this welcoming thread.
How are all you babes?
business idea: lay down and hug my pillow all day while trying to fend off negative thoughts
I think everybody should calm the flip down have another round of toast and a cup of tea
https://youtu.be/pQ834kuaYTk
Why don't you learn Chinese? Or at least another language of your choice.
You've got loads of spare time, why not use it more productively?
>>37990802
I rather use it to perfect my transexual personality on the internet.
Did anyone meet up with LeedsLad after all?
>>37990802
considered it desu, Its too hard to learn though and I'd have no practical use for it and would end up forgetting it all.
If I had the mental strength to teach myself chinese I'd be in a better place
Hey guys! &
Hope you don't mind if I start posting here, I go by ampersand or amp! &
Does anyone think I should shave my legs? &
>>37990747
That's a really good post anon you should be proud! &
Won't lie. All these new trips are good personalities. Out with the old, in with the new I say.
>>37990744
A little bit sleepy tbqh
>>37990951
How much sleep did you have babe?
>>37990943
Don't shave, be proud Amp!
>they still think tilde is the problem
Lads, I have to remind you about what the good doctor ordered, it's of paramount importance
>>37990966
>He doesn't see this as a reaction to people allowing Tilde to continue
Nice Kevs though
>>37990966
I'm just fucking sitting here trying to enjoy my self, and perused self defense. I'm trying to stabilize this website before it gets shut down entirely.
I take responsibility, only on here, but this behavior will not be tolerated in the future.
>>37990802
>why don't you learn Chinese?
China is on the brink of imploding, I'm not learning their shitty meme language.
>he didn't build himself a /britfeel/ personality by just avatarfagging and not tripping
Tripmode is like playing on easy mode.
going back to college after neeting for a few years after school for no fucking reason now being way behind what a great start to adulthood...
>>37990979
he's not even posting though. Your making the thread about him for no good reason
>>37990959
B-But how else am I going to be cute! &
>>37990966
Who said anything about a problem? Trips are welcome! &
>>37990744
How are you doing korma?
I like the 'spice' that you're adding to the thread ha ha
>>37990996
Hairy legs are cute <3
>>37990988
Make one babe
>>37990966
What's a tilde?
>>37991017
Oops! Missed your reply. Sorry Daddy.
Haha thank you <3
>>37991033
I don't really need to, people recognise my posts even when I don't avatar
>>37990996
>>37991033
you lads cute? i really need a bf
>tfw tilde still hasn't made a private group somewhere for comfy discussions
We talked about this ages ago tilde
>>37991091
Oh you wouldn't want little old me &
You deserve someone so much better! &
I'm very proud of your post though! &
>>37991137
that can only end one way lad, private groups are cancerous
>>37991060
I don't. :(
>>37991091
Taken already babe. Sorry about that. Hope you find a strapping boy soon.
>>37991201
>Taken already
thats not how you gain popularity, fucking normie
>>37991137
>tfw tilde was in private groups but left because he didn't get enough attention
>>37991223
I think people forget just how cancerous tilde became before he disappeared
Pretty sure he only started posting fully again after he became jealous of another couple of posters
>>37991194
I know but I don't see any other way to solve this really. Not like we can have two threads
you may not rest nowthere are monsters nearby
>>37991223
>>37991274
every group chat i've witnessed from here has been awful, Its impossible to interject in the end because they end up talking about complete normie shit and the real robots end up feeling isolated and just duck out leaving what may aswell be a facebook groupchat. Also not to mention the cliques that form. avoid avoid avoid.
>>37991352
Still worth considering at the moment . Reckon tilde could make it work
>>37991436
You're so pathetic that you adore this lying attention whore so much that you would set up a private group just to shower him with attention even though he could not give two shits about you personally
>>37991475
just trying to do something about this situation since you are too childish to stop
What has everyone got planned for this fine tuesday
Can't help but laugh at this normie get hit by a bus
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-40415292/cctv-footage-shows-man-hit-by-bus-in-reading
>tfw still wanking to the same girls after 15 years
>wake up
>check /britfeel/ as I always do
What the fuck is even going on at this point?
>Be penniless fag on 400 bong a week
>Council send me a letter claiming I owe them 900 bong in council tax despite being on partial reduction
>>37991216
Oh I'm sorry. :(
I still love you babe <3
>>37991519
Going for pizza later. Cannot wait. How about you? :)
how do you get over the feeling that women will never be as good as 2d?
>>37991538
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-40415292/cctv-footage-shows-man-hit-by-bus-in-reading
:(
>>37991738
Nigga I got a warning letter that I got paid too much in benefits and they might send in a debt collector.
Ignored it completely, been 4 months mate, nothing happened.
also,
>last 2 hours has been spent rerolling my Fate:grand order starter pack
GIVE ME GARCHER OR BERSERKER YOU FUCKING CUNTS STOP GIVING ME THOSE OTHER USELESS CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37991538
wow he just got launched
THIS COMFY RAIN
Feels fucking good man i've missed the patter of rain on my roof
>>37991766
Don't worry, anon he'll be okay :)
>>37991738
>penniless
>400 bong a week
Well which is it you prat?
>>37982973
>tfw woke up and shat blood again
>>37991538
how is this upsetting? the bloke just gets up afterwards, says he only suffered minor injuries
>selling on ebay
>2 bids on an item
>2 hours to go
REEEEEE start a bidding war you cunts
Lads I went from a tea drinker to a coffee drinker and after 3 cups my body feels proper floaty and I'm shaking. What do?
>>37982973
what colour was it, light red or dark red? go to a fucking doctor you bellend.
>>37991940
what you selling lad?
>its not even 12pm yet
come on, got to be awake for another 8-12 hours for fuck sake
>>37991916
I meant 400 bong a month
>>37992161
Oh yeah that's pretty poor. Is that neetbux?
>>37992154
Graphic novels, vintage smoking stuff and general tat I've aquired over the years
>>37992174
It's part neetbux, part wageslavery.
But the amount I'm being asked to pay council tax is more than I actually make profit by working, so I'm gonna have to quit my part time job and go back on 100% bennies.
Just ran on the spot for 2 minutes in my room lads. Think i'm actually dying haha
>>37992239
>2 minutes
>dying
christ above get a fucking grip
>>37992239
star jumps > running on the spot
>>37992239
your thighs need to be bending 90 degress at the peak for that to be meaningful at all
>tfw doggy is getting old and sleeping more and less active
>tfw becoming a bit infirm
>tfw he spills his food by accidentally hitting his bowl with his poor and whines and goes to sleep
w-why do doggies get old lads ;_;
>>37992251
I don't even think i'd be able to do 2mins, I just puked from standing up a bit ago too.
>>37982680
Texted SS Anon and he told me that he didn't make this post.
>>37992254
Not co ordinated enough mate (not joking)
>>37992262
Yeah i was doing just that lad, i remember that tip from year 7 PE. Aching a lot and my ears keep popping. Haven't done that much cardio in years.
cause we keep breeding them and buying them so we can have them lay around 18 hours a day for our amusement while we take them for 20 minutes of shit walking a day and feed them shit unhealthy mass produced kibble
>>37992309
>he doesnt cuddle his doggy
>he doesnt play fetch at the park with his doggy
>he doesnt bring his doggy to the pub when he drinks
>he doesnt go everywhere and tailor his holidays around his doggy
>he didnt feed his doggy steaks on his birthday
speak for yourself, some of us love dogs
>>37992340
that's good lad, but almost everyone i know who owns a dog buys it then gets bored after a month and just sees it as a chore and does nothing with it
should need a license to own one desu
>>37992309
>>37992340
>not retiring early at 38 and only then getting a dog and giving it your full attention for its entire formative years until it's more trained that most children and then spending time with it daily without having any annoyances
>>37992340
>He doesn't let his dog shit on country paths and grass areas people walk in then not pick it up
>He doesn't let his aggressive mongrel dog off its lead to bother strangers while walking
>He doesn't look at other people with disgust when you try smile at their dog to be friendly
>>37992340
>he doesnt bring his doggy to the pub when he drinks
what pub would allow this?
>>37992377
any pub in the county without chavs starting knife fights to worry about
>tfw parents bought a dog knowing im allergic to dogs and now i have allergies everyday
but leaving house is too expensive
Odd number I shave evens I don't
I think my old cat's gonna die soon, lads.
Odd number I clip my toe nails evens I don't
Odds I go to Amsterdam evens I go up north
odd number i shit even though i know for a fact i'm gonna shit a ton of blood if i do
evens, i ignore it
>>37992443
why not see a doctor?
>>37992454
>leaving the house
>knowing how to get medical help
normie
I'd feed your stupid fucking "doggos" to my T-rex.
>>37992443
think u should see a doctor desu lad, is it bright or dark? if its dark your as good as dead.
odds I wash
evens I go outside stinking like piss and stale cum
>>37992466
forgot to mention, dubs I'll go wash and spend the rest of my day doing productive stuff hahahaha
>>37992463
it's easy, you just ask mummy to call the doctor, book the appointment and drive you there
>another day
>still no bf
Can't be doing with this
>>37992492
>2017
>Still hasn't accepted defeat and took solace in being forever alone
Council tax anon from earlier here
I phone them up and they agreed the figure was wrong and they'll recalculate it.
>>37992524
Never!
He's out there!
Somewhere...
>>37992569
"Hes" not out there for me anon, maybe your different
>>37992464
https://youtu.be/lR6nqPPzz7E
>>37992580
Maybe you are he, and maybe I am also
Ever thought about that, huh?
>>37992614
do you like NEETs who don't enjoy or like anything and will start feeling insecure about everything?
>>37992299
How deep does the rabbit hole go
calle levigne
>>37992685
They're quite possibly my favourite people
Do YOU like NEETs who dont enjoy or like anything and will start feeling insecure about everything?
>>37992696
>there are people making up fake personalities and characters on /britfeel/
>>37992705
I-i d-don't know anymore, anon. I don't really think i'm capable of a relationship
>>37980727
Any Bristol fags here? I'm asexual (female) and would love to meet up with an anon to cuddle.
I'm not one of the asexual spammers. I'm genuinely a 26yo virgin asexual girl.
ah yes, another day where i sit and waste my time by shitposting on the internet, hoping that maybe someone will phone me up in response to one of my job applications
any day now, lads
>>37992738
Originally why do you think that?
>>37992762
post feet
non sexually
>>37992762
Hey, you should post feet
Went out for a Greggs at 0730 this morning. It was alright. Not going to go to AA I don't think.
>>37992762
What are your thoughts on pakistanis?
>>37992789
I've never had a close relationship in my life, now even the thought of it scares me a lot
also I've almost exhausted my wojaks
>>37992871
Neither have I, and most other robots. I'm sure they're capable somewhat!
You need more wojaks anon
rumble rumble~ :-3
>>37992871
>>37992890
why don't you just meet up and cuddle
it'd be kinda gay though
>>37992890
I mean I haven't even socialized at all, I don't even know how to do it in real life.
also my hard drive died like a week or two ago with most of my pictures so I'm running low
>>37992898
Guwabara guwabara~
>>37992913
>socialized
Go to bed, yank
>>37992913
That does sound like a problem... How old are you?
Aaaaa clover crashes whenever I try and attach a picture
Help me lads
>>37992941
24 next month, how about you?
>>37992950
A few years older than that (also been NEET since 18, wew...)
>tfw
Where you from? Don't need to be specific, county will do
>>37992942
4chan x doesn't let me attach images in quick reply anymore for some reason (I have to use the original form at the top of the page)
>>37992868
I hate islam. Why do you ask?
welp had my dentist appointment today, they couldnt take out the tooth they were meant to despite the dentist causing me a fuck ton of pain, have to have surgery to get it out so im pretty pissed off to be honest lads
>>37992775
What part of the country are you in lad and what industry are you in? My company has some openings.
>>37992982
I have no interest in your opinons until you post feet.
its official lads
4 years of uni and didnt shag anyone
Scotlands Muslim population set to double, lads.
>>37993065
I got close to that. Lost my virginity about 6 weeks before my final exams started.
>>37992762
post eyes
asdfghjk
haven't washed in a few days now
having a sweaty smelly fap before I hop in the shower
>neighbour telling us about her mixed race grandchildren's multiple health problems
race mixing, just say no.
>this potatofuck autist polish faggot has been in the kitchen from 8am till now apparently
>100% lose my appetite whenever I see this homo
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT BREXIT KICK THEM ALL OUT YOU FUCKING FAILED US MUMMY!!
FUCKKK!!
The only good thing is that all these slavfucks who came in after march 2017 WILL HAVE TO GO HOME!!
>order from just eat
>expected in an hour and a half
what the fuck lads im starving
>>37993093
You should subtly brag about your white children lad haha
>>37992966
neet since 16, yorkshire tbqh lad, but I don't travel further than my nowhere towns ever
>>37993120
what the fuck are you ordering at 1pm?
>>37993014
i'm in london and my specialism is NEEThood
i just drift from job to job, usually working the night shift in warehouses
>>37993120
Enjoy your food.
oaspdp
>>37993124
well i do have two white blonde nieces that are very healthy and doing well in school, haha
why don't you just get yourselves an autistic girlfriend who's into railway stations lads?
>>37993141
burger lad
not many places open but i have fucked up sleeping pattern innit
>>37993166
>nieces
Why aren't you and your girlfriend combating white genocide?
>>37993169
I've been watching that desu. It's quite comfy watching them travelling around the country.
>>37993169
Those are pretty narrow terms, lad. I think I'll stick with "literally anybody" for now.
>>37993158
Jesus how can you survive in London doing that? I earn 28k and I'm still miserably broke here. Can't imagine surviving making just over minimum.
>>37993169
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36196948
Just copying this guy
>dad walks in
>calls me a waste of space
>he doesn't realise I'm going to off myself soon anyway
>>37993136
I'm Lancashire. Let's date, and put this whole sorry mess behind us <3
>interviews for gay Chads replacement today
>the most promising candidate is his friend
Can't escape!
Who else here /doesntgetonthatwellwithcoworkers/?
>go to group interview
>one of the guys is clearly friends with the person doing the interview
>mfw
>>37993246
>Who else here /doesntgetonthatwellwithcoworkers/?
what, are they black lad?
>>37993223
b-but lad is all moving too fast
>>37993204
i'm a very frugal person, and also a shut-in who never really goes anywhere or spends money
my dad supported four of us growing up on 16k a year here though, so it's perfectly doable - almost every retail/warehouse job here pays minimum wage or very slightly above it
>>37993286
No they are all white. I just can't keep up with "banter" or I say stupid things. Every time they ask what I did on my days off I just mumble not much and it's become a running joke!
>>37993270
What was it for lad? Group interviews are awful and just come down to who can get their voice heard the most.
>>37993295
Have I been talking to ebinlad this entire time?
Am I being d00ped?
>>37993333
you have lad, you can tell by my filenames if you have a look
>>37993346
I don't know whether to be pleased, or super pleased
All these feels are confusing
>>37993346
Hey Ebin, how many months HRT are you?
who should i mange on /trb/ 17 lads?
>>37993194
because both my brothers married absolute psychopaths and went through hell during the divorces
>>37993383
Create a britfeel team in the editor
>hey anon, do you think chad will like my underwear for our first date tonight?
>ha, oh anon! you're like the gay best friend i never had.
>>37990878
I quit drinking, so it's the meme graveyard for me. A total of00days sober and counting, wish me luck lads
>>37993437
"Yeah probably"
unoriginal
>>37993364
let your heat decide lad
>>37993378
0, i'm not trans. I'm just sort of conscious of stuff a tranny might be but I'm going to age like a disgusting man haha
>>37993477
>0, i'm not trans. I'm just sort of conscious of stuff a tranny might be but I'm going to age like a disgusting man haha
You won't age like a man once you realise you're trans and start HRT
>>37993492
Playing up the fiction and falsehood angle, eh lad?
>>37993492
Ebin is retarded enough to fall for a meme on /r9k/
>>37993492
He's not trans, he's just screwed up because of lack of socialisation
>>37993503
isn't*
unronginaklndfksn
you've got wires
going in
you got wires
coming out of your skin
>>37993492
Oh Amir, a mirror would beg to differ
>>37993500
>>37993503
>>37993511
Shut up, Ebin needs to transition before it's too late. You don't want him to turn into a hon, do you?
>>37993526
I want him to continue being a guy and be my bf
>>37993492
>>37993526
already too late for that, i'm in my mid 20s pretty much. I'd just be a hon
>>37993503
i think i've fallen for memes already
>>37993511
We've already got too many tranny or borderline tranny personalities here. I never thought of being a girl till this sick place put it in my head. i'm alright being a guy aslong as I keep weighing 140 pounds or under so I'm not massive
>>37993526
I just want him to have a wash and take better care of himself
>>37993437
If you let yourself fall this far into the trap you are fucked and might as well just end it all
>>37993544
Holy shit ebin, you've considered becoming a tranny?
Any respect I ever had for you has just gone
>>37993544
It's not the being a girl that people here want. It's the being lusted after, desired, and feeling validated, which they can get super easily if they were a girl
>>37993079
I think we all knew it was coming, sauce?
>>37993544
You should try it anyway, just for a life. Order like a 3 month supply of spiro and E, just as a joke.
>>37993079
But there's only like 10 muslims, so doubling it to 20 ain't gonna do much
>male to britfeel general
>>37993545
I'm supposed to be washing myself today
>>37993558
no I haven't considered it ever, I have fetishes though I didn't have before
>>37993576
I don't want to do that, I'll live vicariously through tilde
>>37993437
>>37993546
I had a similar experience to this once. I told my sexy blonde flatmate one night when we were drinking "I always prefer it when a girl's bra and panties match"
The next day she went out with her credit card and bought a load of new underwear. She called me through to her room to look at it and I said "Why don't you try it on for me?"
She said OK and, cut a long story short, I ended up fucking her on her bed.
Things went weird after that and she moved out, told me she hated me and threw a bloody mary all over me in the middle of a bar when I had a white shirt on. Haven't seen her since.
>>37993612
Not
>supposed to be
just bloody do it lad.
>>37993612
>I don't want to do that, I'll live vicariously through tilde
If you say so. Everyone snaps eventually though.
>>37993660
I don't think my "snap" will be taking titty skittles though
>>37993704
good girls take their fem&ms
bad girls repress and kill themselves
>>37993716
tranny suicide rate is hilarious
Not a fan of this trying to bully Ebin into transitioning. Pack it in or I'll send the boys round
Selling my old N64 to a bloke off craigslist lads.
>der go chaffing waffels
Why is every 'personality' on here a tranny?
Is it some tranny wanting attention thing or something entirely different?
>>37993792
people here are lonley, saying you're a tranny and posting an anime girl gives them an image to orbit
I made a new thread lads, proper mental so I am
>>37993801
>>37993801
>>37993801
>>37993801
>>37993801
>>37993792
it's all the same person, we are little flies caught in his web of memes and deceit
>>37993792
Other 'personalities' dont attract as much interest. 'guy who likes Damon Alburn' and 'guy who does heroin' arent very exciting for the freaks and geeks.
>>37993792
Because they're girls and that's just what girls do. They want attention and validation, so they make trips and try to stand out more.
>>37993738
This we have enough trannies on here and they''re fucking wasters.
I'd rather a bufty than a tranny.
What ever happened to dressing in your wifes clothes when she's out and leaving it at that.
>tfw you start using last.fm again for the first time in years and all your last.fm friends are pretty much inactive.
I miss having similarly minded music mates.
>>37993614
>She said OK and, cut a long story short, I ended up fucking her on her bed
gf is back today so I'm gonna go over but my dick still isn't interested. Already popped a cialis and I'll have a viagra before bed
>>37993820
>What ever happened to dressing in your wifes clothes when she's out and leaving it at that.
This. Men who liked being men but just liked to have a laugh on the weekends.
time to hit the bump limit
>>37993833
Maybe you've got fanny fright mate, or maybe you're just a gaybo?
Even when I don't enjoy sex or want it, I can get it up.
Get yourself checked son. My mate has a similar issue. Although he goes floppy during.
>>37993839
Exactly why couldn't men just be men these days. Masculinity is dying.
>>37993110
Mate it's your fault for being
such a poorfag that you have to live with them
what did robots do before the internet aside from serial killing and hoarding?
>>37994388
Vidya and went to the library to study like the NEEEEEEEEEERDS they were