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>>37993801
1st for lethal injections of morphine

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>>37993754
Not going to lie lad, you're getting raped at the end of this one

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>>37993801
First for TRANNIES OUT!!!!

>>37993835
If he tries it I'll strangle him with my ICE BLUE controller lead.

>>37993843
Damon Albarn BTFO eternally

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>>37993801
Cheeky bit of Cilla

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>>37993848
Now I know what to expect, kidder. I'll be seeing you very soon

are we the goat paedophile nation?

>>37993914
BBC - Bumming British Children

I'm headed down to Tesco to buy my tea. What should I get?

Have to go get a blood test lads. Bit nervous about a nurse stabbing me with a needle.

>>37993933
Chicken Kiev, for those Kev's.

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>>37993925
Paki grooming gangs are a bigger problem.

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I'd really love to be alone without all the
Ache and pain and the April showers
But it ain't long before I long for you, like a
Ray of hope, coming through the blue moon

When it all gets dark again
The whole thing falls apart I guess
It doesn't really matter 'bout the rain
'cause we'll get through it anyway
We'll get up and start again

'cause we could be lifted, lifted, lifted
We could be lifted
From the shadows, lifted
Oh we could be, lifted up today
Lifted all the way, you and I forever
Baby, lifted, lifted, lifted, hey

It's undisturbable the peace we found
In a bright new space up above the clouds
Everything is understandable
You don't have to say anything too loud

When all our luck runs out again
We're brought back down to solid ground
I wouldn't say I'm mad about the rain
But we'll get through it anyway
We'll get back to the start again

'cause we could be lifted, lifted, lifted
We could be lifted
From the shadows, lifted
Oh we could be, lifted up today
Lifted all the way, you and I forever
Baby, lifted, we could be lifted, we could be lifted, hey

We could be lifted, we could be lifted, we could be lifted
You and I forever
We could be lifted, we could be lifted, yeah we could be lifted
We could be lifted up to new horizons

Lifted, lifted up today, lifted all the way, yeah we could be lifted
We could be lifted, from the shadows, we could be lifted
Lifted up to new horizons
When it all gets dark again, it doesn't really matter 'bout the rain
When it all gets dark again, it doesn't really matter 'bout the rain

>>37993835
Why does anyone use Craigslist? Its all drugs and escorts. I once saw an advert for an elderly man looking to hire women to clean his home in the nude.

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>>37993945
I used to make chicken kievs for a living

>>37993998
Tell me more about it lad. I'm intrigued.

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>>37993835
>>37993881
Not a fan of this Goldust schtick.

>>37993914
Nah, GOAT would not be getting caught.
Japan is probably the greatest in that sense, they even have legal CP in the form of loli and shota. Filthy cunts.

>>37993933
Nothing Tesco own brand, it's fucking mank lad.
Get some pasta (penne is best), some pasta bake sauce (I'd say Bacon and Tomato), some chicken, cheese, and maybe a smoked sausage and make a good pasta bake lad.

>>37993937
What's the bloodtests for lad?
It's fine, most nurses are not harsh and if like me you've good vains you wont have any issues.

>>37993981
Having listened to Lighthouse Family in years. I remember having this on CD when I was a young yin.

>>37993984
I always thought craigslist was American. Didn't realise we had one too. I just assumed everyone used Gumtree.

Also going out for a bevvy with the lads tonight. What you cats up too?

>>37993984
I use it for drugs. The N64 guy was just a bonus.

>>37993972
Shouldn't be posting non spoilers pics of tilde.

>>37994025
>What's the bloodtests for lad?
I have to get tested every year to see if my hemochromatosis has kicked in yet.

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>>37994025
Not a fan of britpop trash darling

just made myself a ghetto sundae in a glass lads. Layers of ben and jerry's cookie dough with haribo, meringue and a wafer
>>37993872
reeeeeeee

Thinking about becoming a tranny just to try it. Is it reversible?

>>37994084
Your dick will not grow back if you cut it off lad.

>>37994009
Sun Valley, Hereford. Called Cargill Meats now. Well you'd have the meat mix dropped into the Formax machine.Then 8 people usually on the belt - 2 putting butters on the base, 2 putting lids on, 2 forming the first line of kievs (yes, gthey are HAND formed) and 2 doing the second line. Then about 4 packers after they've gone through the fryer and the cooler (cooler twice if frozen kievs not fresh) then a couple of boxer-offers and a pallatiser.Bobs your uncle.I spent 5 years there, not the worst job I've ever done.

>>37994067
Haribo and ice cream doesn't mix. They get rock hard when they are cold

>>37994084
The effects of blockers are reversible, but the effects of estrogen aren't

>>37994100
too late lad, I've found out myelf now

>>37994095
Nah I mean with hormones

>>37994100
Don't microwave haribo either. I've got the burn scars to prove it.

>>37994108
>myelf
your elf eyes should of forseen this

>>37994099
Sounds interesting. Also sounds super repetitive but I guess not bad if you can zone out and do the job.

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>>37994048
That sucks lad, hope you pass this year again and get another year of not having to give a fuck about your iron levels.

>>37994064
Mon then cunt. Least I can fight unlike you, you ponce poof actor.

>>37994067
>tfw might make a Coke and Vanilla ice cream float later. Having had one in years.

>>37994084
Just do cross dressing lad. It's gay, but least you're still a bloke. Jesus fucking christ this place needs to be purged of tranny cunts.

tfw no crossdressing bf

oririr

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I'm just your average, work-a-day, 'give the dogs bollocks a cheeky wiggle' type of bloke. Keep to myself mostly. A few quid in me pocket. Not much success with the ladies.

I find myself really struggling to carry on. My life is totally devoid of purpose, like it's one epic cosmic faff.

Anyone else?

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Just wear a dress on the weekends and have a drink and a laugh you fucking faggots.

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>>37994148
Aww, getting upset because I insulted your little boyband? You're diamond dozen you baby. You wouldn't last five minutes with me.

>>37994148
Stop causing arguments.
Could just ignored his gimmick from the start.

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>>37994195
>tfw nobody to crossdress with on the weekends

been awake since 6am and have managed to do very little haha, feels like i've been awake for 2 hours but its actually 8, at least the day will be over soon...

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lads im super inspired to cosplay as a warcraft character for mcm london on october but for that ill need to leave humanity behind.

>3grams of testosterone a week
>60mg superdrol a day
>more orals on the month leading

they say even intermediate lifters make 12lbs of pure muscle on 2 months of superdrol.

what if i take more than double the steroids over 6 months? think of the possibilities.

if i die then i die. screencap this for october lads

>>37994148
Connor, enough is enough

>>37994185
Life is pointless unless you give it one

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>>37994210
and you wouldn't last one minute inside me baby

>>37994148
would you bum me albarnlad

>>37994259
You're gona fuck your body m80

WHY IS THIS THREAD SO GAY give your bum holes a rest lads

>>37994185
Not got any mates at work you can have a laugh with, meet up for a few drinks.

Nothing wrong with having a few quid lad. Got any hobbies? I took up riding about the city on my bmx. Night rides are decent.

Any reason for the lack of success with woman?

You don't need purpose to get by lad, just something to enjoy.

Music interests? Live near any major venues? or even minor ones?

>>37994259
Do it lad. Make sure you actually work out though lad.
Upper Lower for the win.

>>37994264
Close lad. I do have a mate called connor though who lives in the same flats as I do. Pretty sure he probably does come here.

>>37994275
Are you a bird? Not really a bufty so probably not.

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My dog won't stop chasing me aaaaaaah

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>>37994301
dunno mate although half the people are probably memeing

>>37994259
Mate not even the pros take that much. 3 GRAMS and all those orals? What shape are you in now?

Why is London the most dangerous city to live in for every race in the west?

>>37994291

if you want to attain things beyond human capabilties you gotta pay the price.

besides, arnold, sly and hulk hogan are still in their 70s.

not that I even want to live past 40, seriously, unless you're part of the 3% then europe/america is just turning into a bigger shithole.

might even just get killed by paki terrorists before the steroids even catch up to me lad.

>>37994301
it would be easier if you gave us a deep sensual prostate message

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>>37994308
thumbnail lad, this pic is e1

>>37994312

Munzer's stack (he's 70lbs lighter than the top olympians today AND he wasn't even a top 7 competitor)

Weeks 1-10
ephedrine
aspirin
clenbuterol
valium
captagon-- scheduled 1 drug in the US, meaning no legitimate medical use-- it is an amphetamine-type stimulant--
cytomel

Weeks 1-5
500mg daily of test enanthate
152mg daily of parabolan
150mg daily of dianabol
150mg daily of halotestin
20 IU daily of HGH
20 IU daily of Insulin

Weeks 6-8
300mg daily of masteron
152mg daily of parabolan
250mg daily of winstrol tabs
150mg daily of halotestin
50mg daily of winstrol inj
24 IU daily of HGH

Weeks 9-10
200mg daily of masteron
100mg daily of winny inj
200mg daily of halotestin
400mg daily of winny tabs
24 IU daily of HGH
Insulin daily
IGF-1 daily

Days 1-3 leading up to show
aldactone, lasix
I'm taking babyshit compared to him

>>37994320
What is the three percent?

>>37994339

people making at least 300k a year and are in gated armed and secured safe communities from pakis, chavs, pikies, commonwealthers.

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>eternal anglos raided by trannies
YES hahaha.
You guys deserve it.

>>37994334
>took all that
>still didnt succeed
You think Arnold was taking anywhere near that amount in the 70's? Do you actually work out already?

>>37994349
There are no armed guards for gated communities in the UK. You are thinking of South Africa

If dubs Ebin starts taking steroids and becomes a freak beast

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>>37994334
>munzer

Oh, so you're just a Body building bufty?

Do you take an interest in actual weightlifting (olympic, powerlifting) or do you just like men strutting about in thongs on stage?

https://youtu.be/bVRJvoeepAI
>tfw Lu Xiaojun looks small but can and always outlift you and your roid thong wearing poofs.

That said, Arnie seems like a top block. I read his Autobiography Total Recall and he just seems such a nice lad.

>>37994166
Don't be a prison fag lad

>>37994356

arnold spent 400 quid a month on just primobolan alone.

also arnold at his peak is way smaller and less defined than todays bodybuilders.

the average instagram marketer dwarves the shit out of him

I'm so tired. 12 hour shifts plus all the other stuff I have to do. It's killing me

>>37994384

>chinamen
>not drugged up like hell

id be surprised if they werent genetically altered by todays standards.

>>37994398
you sound like you don't know how to roid

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>>37994350
>tfw no boy to dress as a cat and anally destroy

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>>37994387
desu I had to turn tranny/CD stuff off for more traditional gay stuff a few times because it was doing more for me.

I just think crossdressing with someone would be fun

gonna ask my m8 if he wants to go to amsterdam for a week, its a pretty reasonably priced holiday, and you can smoke a lot of wacky tobacky

Muscle Marys aren't impressive they can barely move and it's looks ridiculous

>>37994428

Going to Amsterdam and smoking weed is the most bland normie holiday imaginable.

>tfw watching documentary on hoarders and realise this is how all britfeel lads would be without the internet

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>>37994428
>smoke a lot of wacky tobacky

>>37994445
I have no idea what I'ed do without the Internet
>so close to quad's

>>37994445
That's not a fair characterisation lad, I'd have offed myself without the internet

>Ebin is turning into a fag

That's it lad, I used to have a lot of respect for you despite living in moldy squallor and being unable to interact with people, but going down this tranny/cross dressing route eliminated any positive opinion I once had for you

>>37994445
I would probably just read all day without the internet, since that's more or less what I do now, just online

>read 4chan
>read news
>read blogs
>read wikipedia articles about interesting stuff

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>>37994405
Lad the IOC make sure they aren't drugged up. (who am I kidding, during off-season they can do what they like. IOC only cares during the year of the olympics, plus those chinks have designer drugs that even the IOC couldn't get. Pretty sure they share with the ruskies.).

>tfw weightlifting and powerlifting is rife with druggies pretending they earned their medals.
I get it in Bodybuilding, that's not a real sport, but in powerlifting and weightlifting it's a joke.

>>37994428
>>37994437
Amsterdam is great, but don't spend it smoking weed and hitting the redlight district lad. I mean a day of weed, a day of whores fine. But don't spend the whole week. Nothing more shameful lad.

>>37994445
>tfw worried one day that will be me.
I hoard so much shite lads. Books, dvds, cds, games, comics, for a while even clothes that were too small. (finally got rid of them though and made 40 quid from the cash for clothes lads).

>>37994472
For some reason all trips fans are effeminate benders, wonder if there's a correlation

>>37994472
I'm not a tranny, I've been gayposting forever desu, not always with an avatar.

everyone like me becomes like this, its just part and parcel

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>>37994259
It looks like the remnants of a thousand lonely ramen dinners are on your monitor.

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>>37994474
>tfw the internet hinders my reading
I have such a back catalogue of trade paper back comics, books and even magazines because I'd buy them with the intent ot read, then waste my day online and pretend I just didn't have the energy to read because I had been working all week.

getting a bit sick of living here desu

mummy may is going to put up a great firewall like china has to stop us using the internet so we can't be mean to muslims, and we can't even carry some bloody pepper spray for when terrorists hop out of a random passing car and start stabbing people

>council found the hoarder's shitbuckets and pissbottles

>>37994521
Freedom is a meme lad dosnt really exist

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>mum gives me my clean clothes for my weekly change
>shes forgotten socks again

>>37994552
How old are you lad?
Fukin robot

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>>37994521
If you're that bothered go to AlphaBay, buy some guns and ammo.

Take your new toys down to your local Mosque during prayer times, have some fun.

I forgot about import charges from Hong Kong
20 fucking percent, bullshit.

>>37994148
>Just do cross dressing lad. It's gay, but least you're still a bloke. Jesus fucking christ this place needs to be purged of tranny cunts.
This. Crossdressing is really fun.

>had GF once
>literally would not believe OCD exists
>i showed her my documents proving the diagnosis
>still didnt believe me
>left me for my rituals and other issues

why are women so terrible that even when i finally get one she treats me like shit?

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>Ebina will call you a normie despite getting all of his images from Know Your Meme

>>37994084
The infertility is not reversible

>tfw completely, unironically, only attracted to 2D
>genuinely find 3D women disgusting

what have i become

>>37994604
A lot of women are totally self absorbed so the can't empathise with otheres but keep looking you'll find a good one soon

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>>37994521
Sad state of affairs lad. Europe will follow suit, then America, and then we'll have to move to that oil rig in the ocean just to look at consensual, missionary, under the covers porn.

>he doesn't carry a small can of deoderant.
Lad, it's worse than pepper spray and they deserve it. (I don't actually carry any with me).

>>37994529
Oh shit son.
>tfw I explained the concept of a piss bottle to my dad and he just laughed and said that doesn't happen. I like visiting my dad, he's like a child so niave and believes the best in everything.

>>37994552
You ever thought about trying to sort your own clothes out lad?

I'm pretty autistic in that I plan the night before what I'm wearing, even if it's just lougning about the house (while also having a second set incase I decide to nip to the shop).

>>37994604
Well shot lad. My misses was one of those 'Only I am a special snowflake who can be depressed (and her mum), but no one else can because depression isn't real' type birds.

>>37994602
Only for stags and birthdays though lad. Else it's gay and not banter.

>>37994604
not all women are the same lad. you just happen to have dated a crazy fucker. there are men out there who are equally as retarded.

>>37994632
i think i am going to end up like you when i am older lad. you're a bit like me, but im probably a bit more weird

Been waiting for my bike to get fixed for 2 hours now
Ree

Lads I'm really bored please talk to me

>>37994735
*talks to you*

Wanna erp?

>>37994742
What's Erp?
Ogrigidiggy

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Posted this a couple of threads back but some lads might have missed it. Thought I'd post again in case anyone missed it and will find it useful.

Made a pretty basic PSD file of the OP image that allows for easy editing of some aspects of the image (such as windows, thought bubbles, months and the news poster in the window. as well as cleaning the street up quite a bit.
Hopefully some of you find use in it.
The image is a rough idea of how the PSD looks.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B0S3QDlRyasUbVd4Rk1GNWJCX1U

>>37994699
I hope you don't lad. My life isn't the best and while I'm happy with all my life choices and would do them again, I wouldn't want anyone else to walk in my shoes.

Being a bit weird is fine.

>>37994702
Not fixing it yourself. What's up with it lad?
What kind of bike is it.

>>37994753
I'd assume erotic roleplay.
Don't do it. This place has enough larping.

>>37994767
Hurts my eyes desu

>hoarder still laughing at pissbottles as the council man berates him

good documentary desu

>>37994769
>erotic roleplay.
I used to do this as a teenager aahh memories
>What's up with it lad?
What kind of bike is it.
Just a service i can't fix it myself can't even remember what way to turn screws
Cb124f honda

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>tfw the one multiplayer game I actually enjoy is dead at this time of day

What games have horde-style multiplayer? Basically looking for a game that pits you and others against the AI. None of that pvp crap

>>37994776
The green is just a layer at the bottom of the image. You can get rid of it. It was just there to make it obvious of the places that allow for you to place in your images.

>>37994794
Yes lad but

it hurts my eyes

>>37994570
too old for this
>>37994621
which ones? I have over 4k images on my hard drive that just died so I just google for the standard stuff, half of them lead to tumblr and knowyourmeme but they serve their purpose. Pretty sure you saved that pic you used just there from one my posts. I've used that same reaction image a few times here before.

>>37994798
Get the PSD and fix it lad.

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>>37994787
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

Just like woman. Right wingers tend not to give it up, lefties are utter whores. What you need is a centrist bird.

>Honda CB125
Decent wee ride mate. You on that CBT license I take it?

I've never had a service on my bike. Obviously took them for MOTs but never services. Then again I've never bought a new bike on finance where they force that on you.

>>37994808
Considering the image I used was posted on /v/ two years ago I doubt it.

>>37994833
my eyes no longer work lad

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>>37994848
>/v/
don't know how you can complain about my browsing habits lad


I don't know how people can enjoy getting washed, its torture, its freezing cold when you have to dry yourself. Everytime I get naked I notice a load of new spots, blemishes or body hair or just how disgusting my body is in general tbqh. Its not that bad when i'm clothed

>>37994886
>Everytime I get naked I notice a load of new spots, blemishes or body hair or just how disgusting my body is in general tbqh
Maybe, just maybe, it's because you're not washing.

>>37994905
no the problem is spare skin and stuff like stretch marks that i've had for years. I don't think there's anyway to fix it apart from maybe bulking a lot or surgery

>>37994930
You used to be a fatso? How'd you lose the weight, tubby?

im afraid i am going to fall in love with my counselor lads. she is a qt and really nice. they should have given me a fella. im gonna end up trying to shag her.

i seen her looking at my bulge too. fucking hell. what have they done.

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>>37994936
I used to be 16 stone when I was 15/16 then crash dieted to eventually 8 stone at ~19. I lost weight too fast and fucked up

>>37994791
killing floor 2 is free on the ps4 right now

>>37994944
Congrats on losing the weight. How have you managed to keep it off? I always end up gaining my weight after a few months

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Getting really sick of Ebina's shtick. /britfeel/ is not a suitable replacement for human interaction.

>>37994946
No PS4 unfortunately, just a PC and Xbone. Been thinking about getting a PS4, but I might just get the ''''''''NEW''''''' 2DS instead

>>37994988
That damon avatarfag seems determined to take his place.

>>37994992
>Xbone.

should sell this and get a ps4. literally nothing on the xbone, i had one and sold it.

>>37995005
I get human interaction outside of here though lad.

I just can't seem to escape the daily toil of posting here.

>>37995016
Nah, I have a few games on it that I can't play elsewhere. Can't beat that backwards compatibility. I'll get a PS4 before the year's end

i regret breaking up with my online gf. i know we would probably never meet up but i still love her. at least i still have her nudes.

>>37995032
Try out other boards. I started going to /out/ and /an/, and became an avid hiker as a result

>>37995044
Everyone regrets breaking up, unless they immediately jump into someone elses bed

>>37994992
>2DS
Why? You can get plenty of cheap 3DS

>>37995052
I do other stuff too. I like to go ride about the city on my bmx, or go for a ride around the country side on my wee chinky motorbike.
Night walks and night drives are nice too.

>>37995038
>Can't beat that backwards compatibility

this is a fair shout. i forgot that it is backwards compatible

ps4 is naughty though, especially if you're into your Japanese games. 3ds is decent if you dont have one but i think the ps4 is better

Join us on r9k Discord: wp4jhrf

>>37995067
Because I don't plan on using the 3D feature, and the new 2DS is already cheap as is. Plus the design is top notch

>>37994259
Musclebond by any chance?
Also what the fuck are those dosages? those are like 320 pound IBF pro levels of test haha, gonna fuck your shit up.

>>37995081
What kind of motorbike do you have lad? I'm doing a grand tour of sorts in about 3 weeks, very excited

Still no tinder matches 2 weeks later.

Still a 31 year old no gf ever loser.

LOL

>>37995113
>Still a 31 year old no gf ever loser.

Literally me lad

Even the used up roastie whores with kids don't want me (feeling is mutual... but it's still a confidence killer)

>>37995082
Yeah, before they introduced backwards compatibility all I used my Xbox for was Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Video. Been playing Red Dead Redemption recently.

I wish I liked jap games. I feel like I'm missing out on some great games, but I just don't like anime and the odd designs and dialogue

>>37995113
tinder standards are retarded lad. i look like an 8 in my pics and i usually only get a few matches a day.

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>>37995110
Got a vintage vespa scooter, but I keep that for scooter weekends, but I haven't been to a scooter show in a few years. Miss it to be fair. Might see about going to one this summer.

My everyday bike is a shitty wee sym 125 xs (see pic, same model). It does the job. Hasn't really fell apart, least not that I couldn't fix.

Was thinking of doing a tour around Scotland/England at some point on my scooter. Just pack a tent, a few clothes and away I go.

I'm excited for you lad, should be great. Where you planning on going?

>>37995052
>avid hiker
I doubt most people here live in places worth hiking.

>>37995094
>Plus the design is top notch
Oh it can actually fucking close now, fair enough then. The OG design was disgusting.

>>37995159
>few matches a day
haha i wish. i'm lucky to get a few matches a month

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>>37995213
Not that lad, but depends.
Most places have small towns not that far away.
I live in a major city, but a 30 minute bus ride I can be in a town just outside my city that has some nice hills and greenery. Wouldn't call it real hiking though.

>>37995232
im probably only a 6 in real life but with certain lighting and shit i can make myself an 8 on pictures.

most of the girls dont reply to me though, or if they do, they usually stop talking to me after a handful of messages.

barely go on tinder anymore anyway. its mostly a waste of time.

>>37995318
The one word replies from these cunts

Anyone who says women are better socially haven't got a pissing clue

>>37994974
limited diet really, don't eat takeaways or anything like that really or any meals with a lot of calories, If I cook something I end up binning like 70% of it. I'm scared of gaining weight cause its one of the only good things I've done in my life, to get fat again would be complete defeat

well im back home from my bike service 160pounds for them to tell me my bikes fine

>>37995538
So how come you get it serviced lad?
Part of the contract for finance or just one of those guys that services his bike every year just to make sure it's fine?

>>37995538
>cant even your own bike

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thinking of going for a phone contract for the first time in my life
looking at the giffgaff data plan, tell me if this is a good deal or not
>5 bong credit (for calls and texts, should last me years)
>5 bong for 500mb of internet /month (thats a sizeable chunk of mobile shitposting)

I know I'm a little late to the game but I have to start somewhere

>>37995599
no finance just like to make sure my bikes ok i cant work without it
>those gets
>>37995609
lad last time i used i spaner i turned it the wrong way so hard it broke and i ended up punching the concrete floor. im going no where nere that engine

http://boards.4chan.org/hr/thread/2889853#bottom

>>37995622
i pay 16 pounds a months and use my phone as an alarm clock
>tfw no friends

>>37995622
To be fair lad I get 2gb, unlimted texts and 500 minutes (never use) for 15 quid pay as you go.
>phone contract
Fuck that I'd rather be able to just not text than lose 15 quid if I don't have it.

>>37995645
I use my phone for /brit/ when I'm at work.

>>37995656
yeah that's the pitfall I was hoping to avoid
all I really care about is data. Calls and texts I make so infrequently it'd be stupid to start paying monthly for

Lads, what do you do in an office job?
I've been watching a few American films lately and the guy who goes postal always works an office job.

I'm working class so all I've done is retail, kitchen, security and building site so have no connection to that world.

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I sure hope there's no tripfaggotry/avatarfaggotry going on in this thread

finally finished that pizza
it's dumb to make the medium size cheaper than the small when that's all I wanted
so I have to eat a bigger pizza just to save money
the state of this country..

rimmed a hooker today. probably have hepatitis b now.

>>37995622
I pay 9quid a month for unlimited text,calls and 4gb data on 3.

Not like I ever use any of them apart from data now and again haha

>>37994099
You still in Hereford lad? I'm right on the Hereford-Worcester border.

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>have to be at an 'awards ceremony' at my sixth form at 18:00
>still have to shower and wash my hair
>I really don't wanna

It's probably just going to be for some generic shit like punctuality or attendance anyway

>>37995765
that advert happens to be on the page I'm looking at right now
does 3 let the monthly fees run out or do you have to set up a direct debit with them?
I don't want to sign my life away when I'm just testing shit

Got a job interview tomorrow, not feeling it at all.

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>>37995744
h-hi tomoko-chan

>>37995791
they cancelled my plan because my bank cancelled my direct debit payment for some reason. I believe I couldn't use it while the direct debit wasn't setup and they charged me a 5 quid admin fee when I re-set it up. I mean its 12months so your "signing your life" anyway.

>>37995744
Post lewd Tomoko, slut.

>>37995822
yeah, fuck that
if I get through a month with a 3gb data plan and I've only used less than half of that, i'd begrudge having to continue paying it for a whole year

can't help the jew in me

>>37995843
yeah desu I barely use any of it, I go out for longer than an hour maybe 2-4 times a month and shitposting here doesn't use a lot of data

>>37995877
that was my thinking
I've recently escaped neetdom and the bus rides home are wasted shitposting time
also the concept of mobile internet is still fucking magic to me
like you can be on the internet in the middle of the park or something, livestreaming being mugged, insane

>>37995897
I was surprised by how connected everything is too, like you can use it to search for something on google maps then have it guide you. I sound like an old fuck but before I became shut in I didn't have a smartphone, now 8 years later its like magic.

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if youre a robot that suffers from mental cloudiness or exhaustion despite not doing anything but sit at your computer all day, start taking zinc

>>37995950
I will try this but it sounds like a meme

>>37995950
i take a multi vitamin everyday which should have zinc in it. i still feel like shit

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Purchased a DSLR today lads

>>37995995
>>37996001
did you know that zinc contains 99% zinc and 200% testosterone? you'll be up and chadding within a week

>>37996018
hyper quality creepshots en route?

>>37995950
you robots have mental cloudiness and exhaustion BECAUSE you do nothing all day. The more you do the more energy you get.

>>37995943
I was very reluctant to move on from my nokia N95 because I was convinced it was the pinnacle of a phone/PDA
who could have predicted that the normies would take over and poplularise technology to such a degree

>>37995735
I'm working class too but I am intelligent and went to a decent university.

Don't blame your class background for your lack of achievement. It makes things harder but you are talking like it's impossible.

>>37995113
>>37995131
Which one of you lives with all the romanians?

>>37996042
nope scientists have proven that mental cloudines is caused by the lack of zinc in or around a persons body or home. If you look at the ancient bosolonians, who, as everyone knows, made their palaces of pure zinc alloys, were able to go for much longer without eating or sleeping, hence their amazing architecture.

>>37995647
Very cheeky naughty boy

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>laptop girl might be bringing her mums laptop over at some point

Send help lads, a girl is willingly coming back to my house after previously interacting with me.

>>37996095
Yea sure lad, they eat their palaces?

>>37996115
oh you poor lad, it's not really 'willingly' is it?

going to meet my dads new gf for the first time. my social anxiety is killing me

>>37996142
What if I act weird like I probably did last time?

>>37996090
Not me (im the one who replied)

okay, i've just realised the significance of dual sim support, now I have to rethink everything

it's possible to have one sim on PAYG for calls and texts and another, perhaps prepaid, purely for data

god, I hate choices!

>>37996164
Just look her in the eyes and tell her she has good hips, works every time

>>37996074
Lad, I have a degree. Went to an okay uni.
I've just always did working class jobs.

Also on the building sites I gurantee I made more than you.

I meant I've just never had a mundane womans job like office work.

>>37996115
When was the last time you talked to her before this?

>>37996180
>i've just realised the significance of dual sim support

Literally useless unless you live in China where you're hopping to Hong Kong frequently

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Moving to China next year lads.

>>37996250
not so
if I'm correct in thinking, there's prepaid sims with data that end up being cheaper than monthy payments
what I'm looking at here is 20bong for 500mb for 12 months
whereas with my carrier it's 5bong for 500mb per 1 month

4 times the cost but it's 12 times the value

>>37996314
>20bong for 500mb
What? I pay 18 bong for unlimited data

>30
>NEET for 2 years
>BPD and in therapy
>history of self harming and drug abuse
>zero pressure from family to get a job
>mum says I should think about going to college in sept (I dropped out before doing A levels)
What you lads reckon? Not sure what subject I'd do

>>37996294
Why would you ever do this, Chinas a shithole

>>37996328
20 quid for 500mb a month for 12 months
so 6gb in total I suppose

I'd much rather spend 20quid and forget about it for a year then worry about how much data I'm using

Is there anything more cancer than LAD Bible and Unilad

>>37996347
500mb is shite lad.
That's one youtube video.

>>37996201
>Also on the building sites I gurantee I made more than you.

Not a chance. And trust me, my job is far from mundane. I make vital decisions every day, fly business class to exotic destinations all over the world, and enjoy decadent industry parties.

>>37996238
When she came over to get her laptop repaired in the spring, its been working fine since according to her.

>>37996362
I know how data works
my focus is on text and thumbnail images
that can't be that much

>>37996365
Do you feast on exotic dishes like tapas?

>>37996350
yeah
Gamerlad.
It's like unilad, but for games.

>>37996365
Then how come you can't answer what the fuck you do in an office job if you're so fucking smart.

Also,
>flying business class, and important decissions.
Doesn't sound like an 'office job' lad.

what are some good things to do all day instead of sitting at my computer?

>>37996350
>Is there anything more cancer than LAD Bible and Unilad

yea, /pol/ or /b/. lad bible and unilad are pretty shit though.

>>37996346
So is Britain.

But unlike Britain a person is still the master of their own destiny in China. It's possible to carve out a life for yourself unlike here.

>>37996395
All these cringey LAD pages entirely for the ad revenue. Sounds like easy money, but it's so cancerous.

I think LAD Bible is the worst though.

>>37996404
Pottering around the garden like me.

>>37996414
>either of those more cancerous
MAYBE /b/. I haven't visited /b/ in years.

>>37996415
You sound dumb
Goodluck in China though, try not to get eaten by an escalator

>>37996404
Play some games. I'm playing the new Fire Emblem.

>>37996390
I've occasionally taken clients out to very nice restaurants, including a few tapas places.

>>37996395
I work in an office. How is it not an office job?

>What the fuck you do?

I look after clients, making sure that they are happy, trying to get them to spend more money, passing on their wishes to the rest of the team. It's a doss really, you just need good people skills.

>>37996404
Write a book famalama

>>37996341
What did you work as before you became a NEET? Couldn't you get another job? I think at your age you should be able to do an access course to university instead of going through college no?

>>37996442
Better than dying in Britain having never seen the world.

Oh look, it's another 'look how successful I am guys' character

evens i watch frasier
odds i watch eastbound and down

>>37996404
Walk around your neighbourhood or town. Read a book or a comic. Listen to the radio.

>>37996404
Date me and we can go cuddle in parks

>>37996366
Mate why bother fixing it? You're just a free laptop repair man to her if you haven't interacted since then.

>>37996341
Shit man, and I thought I wasn't ambitious. Definitely do a uni course. I recommend looking at sites like indeed to see what jobs are on offer, I found that a lot of them want comp sci/programming degrees.

I got a shit humanities degree. Do not do that. go for something employers actually want at the moment.

>>37996457
What are you doing here if you have good people skills?

>>37996494
>free
I get paid for it.

>>37996434
uni lad and the lad bible are just pleb places. at least they dont facilitate racism

>>37996472
I've had about 8 jobs and none lasted very long. Shop work mostly. Start strong and then stop giving a fuck and rage quit/get fired. Same cycle would begin again if I got another one. Yeah she might have meant that, education isnt something I've thought about for a long time so not really sure how it works.
>>37996495
>go for something employers actually want at the moment
Like what? No chance I could manage maths or science

>>37996507
Except they do, against the white man

>>37996499
Because this is a website that anyone can access. It's not only prescribed on the NHS to the autistic. There are plenty of people here who have good people skills.

>>37996514
Like I said mate, look at indeed or other job sites online. They'll say things like they want a programmer or computers degree holder. Go for something you like that also is in demand, especially in your area! I wish someone told me this advice before I did my shitty degree.

>>37996507
It's time to fuck off home to your shithole, Rasheed. Don't make me go get Tilde to sit on you.

>>37996514
I feel like I'm going to go down the same part as you if I don't get my act together soon. I rage quit my last shop job after saving money to live off, my money is running low and I'll need another low tier job soon. Just don't have any ambition at all.

>>37996522
how? all i ever see is stupid videos on there

r9k is definitely worse. the memes here are retarded

>>37996542
>tfw tilde will never sit on you

>>37996542
fuck off you pedo. why dont you go get yourself help before you touch up some kids

>>37996570
Whenever LAD Bible or Uni LAD or LAD Faggot do any political posts it's always cancerous anti-white shit. They had Corbyn on there ffs.

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>>37993801
>tfw no britfeel bfs face to sit on

FFS

it's not worth carrying on anymore, we got sold out by everyone and our fellow countrymen hate us. everyone here is brainwashed

>>37996588
>A paki calling anyone a paedo
Back to rotherham to hide, before brexit kicks you out Rasheed!

>>37996588
What did he mean by this?

oria

>>37996588
>mudslime pushed into a corner
>starts talking about touching little children

can't make this up

>>37996548
>I rage quit my last shop job after saving money to live off, my money is running low and I'll need another low tier job soon.
Yeah that's basically how I lived. After awhile I gave up and just started selling drugs. Then I started taking more than I was selling and retarded myself.

>>37996619
how knew are you lad. it has been proven in multiple past threads that the fellas calling tilde racist are pedos.

>>37996617
go back to your pedo forums lad.

>>37996631

>pedo pushed into a corner
>starts calling other people muslim to take the attention away from him

>>37996609

Ew.

bl0x

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When my bf succed me they said my peener got hard before I came, will I experience this when I succ them?
Asking because this is the gayest thread I visit.

>>37996673
What a faggot Iol

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Move to Zhongguo

>>37996596
and this is exactly why /pol/ is more cancerous than lad bible or uni lad. you're a meme lad

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Kek, the state of America. Forced hospital bills even when you don't want help.

>>37996694
>says Uni LAD and LAD Bible aren't racist against whites
>point out how they are
>I'm the meme
Alright then mate, no delusion here at all

Beauty will destroy your mind
Spare the gory details
Give them gift-wrapped for the man with everything
Though I lived a lonely life
I was confused
I'm a butcher
I feel nothing

As it courses up my arms
Imposition of the worms
Up, up, through my heart
Into my brain
I'm a big slab of basic combination
Cut out chopped liver on the block
My heart's still pumping
My heart's still pumping

He's a warrior, a warrior
Here's a little bitch coming out of him
He's a warrior, a warrior
Here's a little bitch coming out of him
Coming out of him

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>could have cancer right now
>you'd never know

>>37996694
here's the paki wrongen obsessed with /pol/ and calling people racist.

>>37996707
>they had corbyn on there ffs

enough was said lad to indicate how much of a meme you are

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>>37996785
I can only hope lad

>>37996785
if you had a cancerous tumor growing inside you, anywhere but places it doesn't matter (such as legs or arms) then you'd be likely to notice it.

I had a benign tumor growing in my calf for years before it was properly diagnosed and excised.
It gave me pain every day.

>>37996794
>Here's the pakistani who's had to deal with racism talking about it lol
Ah yes lets just listen to your useless fat arse

>>37996801
>it's a leftist on r9k points fingers at everyone episode
fun

Just noticed a lump on one of my testicles lads

Gonna give my doctor a phone

>>37996816
Boy George looks so cute here

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>>37996785
I got obsessed thinking I had cancer last year and started browsing cancer forums

>>37996818
I had a lipoma or something on just below my neck on my back. Fucking hurt and was super uncomfy.

>>37996853
lucky for you the survival rate of testicular cancer is one of the best, might have to lose a bollock though

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>>37996869
that consultation was awkward as fuck
I was on my own and the doctor and nurse would say two words and then a long pause, presumably waiting for me to cry or something.
I just patiently waited until they explained the treatment, said thanks and went home.

Then I got a call saying it was benign and that surgery was being pushed back a month because I was downgraded from very serious to why the fuck should anybody care.
I was still in pain dammit.

>>37996853
>>37996869
Nigel Farage lost a bollock. Dont let it stop you

>>37996927
always could smell the low test on him.

Went for a drive and walk because I felt down. Accidentally found some kids fucking memorial under a bridge. Loads of rip grafiti all over it, his reg plates with his name tied to the fence and a pair of Liverpool FC scarves. Wish I had some chav friends to grafiti a bridge in my honour.

>>37996794
calm down arthur de gobineau

>>37996826
hehe

>i was educated on 4chan

>>37996978
The fuck does it matter where you're educated, makes you no less of a nonce

>>37996986
t. pedo

stop projecting

>>37997014
What great British wit we have here.

>NO U!

>>37997035
thought i was a paki lad? seems that one quickly went out the window

Wonderful diversity in action.

>>37997058
Not the same person. Do you use 4chan much oh one of small IQ?

ebin, you post on wiz don't you?

>>37996947
I saw one of these memorials the other day, there was a carton of full tesco milk left next to it. Confused the fuck out of me

>>37997072
>thinks it is fine to be educated on 4chan

>calls someone else stupid

awful bait

>>37997114
>thinks it is fine to be educated on 4chan
When did I ever say this?

It's not bait, you're just a mong.

>>37996947
Guy got murdered on my street last year. The memorial is still there

He was a drugslord though, so fuck him

>>37997132
>The fuck does it matter where you're educated

you're the mong lad

>>37997084
I only lurk sometimes

too slow tbqh, I'm sure its filled with redditors larping too. They have a hobby board, i'm quite certain the majority there are actually normies who are just a bit edgy and the rest are redditors

>>37996686
What do you think you attention whoring cunt?

>>37997103
Fucking hell just noticed there are a pair of tires also zip tied to the fence, from their spacing you can tell the bike used to be there in full, someone fucking stole a bike from a kids memorial.

>>37997155
Still didn't say what you said I did little mongo. Keep digging that hole tho, it's amusing.

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>bought American truck simulator in the steam sale
>found 1:1 scale replica of the Dalton highway
>spent all weekend driving around
>still only covered 150 ish miles

Pretty comfy lads

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that sun just kinda disappeared
good riddance and all

>>37996686
normies out

oririrojghjgj

>>37997156
you need to stop going on websites that reinforce your shit life style.


you obviously want a social life or you would not come here

>>37997212

truck simulators are super comfy lad, get your own tunes on the jukebox or tune into one of the radio stations that the game links you to

I used to like /pol/ but now the shitposting has reached everywhere

it's fucking all over youtube and you can't escape it. Always some twat moaning about "degeneracy" or posting le shekelingburg memes in the comments with 50 or so upvotes from le kekistani nationalists

Can't be doing with it lads, I want 2009 back

>>37997203
stop trying to role play lad. you're awful at it.

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>>37997212
NOW I WANT TO PLAY ELITE DANGEROUS BUT THAT GAME TURNED INTO A SHITSHOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37997259
>I want 2009 back

best year of my fucking life, particularly october 2009, /britfeel/ funded time machine when?

>>37997156
they ban normies

you will fit in on wiz desu, make a /brit/ thread and I will migrate with you

>>37997259
What the hell is all that kekistani bollocks anyway?

>>37997259
most of them are edgy teens or people like ebin who dont know what the real world is like because the only people they interact with are from 4chan.

>>37997270

why is this picture 1.3mb? doesnt seem that big or that great quality des, something im missing?

Anyone else get the strong urge to fap after going out in public? I rarely leave the house but seeing all those females out and about makes my balls itch.

>>37997309
Because she's a big guy

Am I prison gay if I'd rather have a bf than a gf, but when I go outside I never ever check guys out, only girls?

>>37997312
I think I nuked my balls
or just reset my brain
one day I just stopped wanking, now I do it if I can remember, which isn't very often, maybe once a week

think I'm just getting old

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>>37997228
well my whole life is a contradiction, I despise most social settings and norms but I can't say i'm exactly happy with my friendless life either.

I want to improve though, wish I had a decent hobby I enjoyed but I don't enjoy anything so I become bitter and envious

>>37997259
>>37997276
I wouldn't mind going back to 2009 lads, take me with you. Thats the year I went NEET. I'd probably re-take GCSEs and do A-levels if I went back.

>>37997288
yeah I probably would, its pretty shit to navigate and slow as fuck though. 4chan really does alienate and piss me off sometimes

>>37997300
I cringe at nu-/pol/ and /r/the_donalds, I get the impression most pol posters are american high school students or if they're british - A level politics students

>>37997341
yeah

>>37997348
When I've been inside for a while and not seen any females I have the most pathetic orgasms and can't keep hard most of the time even with really hot porn, but going out is like a boost to my testosterone levels and I cum buckets in minutes.

>>37997355
>, I despise most social settings and norms

probably because of anxiety. you got bullied in high school and you probably think it is going to be the same now. your life would be completely different if your high school experience was different.

i know of one guy who is in his 40s who is like you. you dont want to end up like this.

how come you're against drinking so much anyway? i hardly drink but it does not bother me going out if people are drinking. i went out last weekend and never drank while everyone else was drinking

Wahey lads, you goin on the gash tonight? You know what they say. Tuesday is pretty much the new Friday haha! Me and my mates are going down to spoons right now to get sloshed before going to the club to pick up some hunnies

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>did a bulimia again

Well that's one way to spend 22 GBP desu! Promised myself I would go the whole of July without doing it so hopefully I won't disappoint myself!

What have you done today then lads? Hopefully something enjoyable or productive desu!

>>37997260
>the post of a loser

>>37997462
it's getting so damn easy to just bring food back up
I used to reserve it for more than 500kcal at a time, but I seem to be doing it for every biscuit or cake I eat now
hope I can curb it before I cause some serious damage, I've come too far to let this be the thing that ruins everything

>>37997456
Not for me tonight lad haha! Gotta be up early for a job. I'm a sparky see.
Who you going down the spoons with mate?

>>37997456
Sounds good Gaz, what do you usually drink in Spoons?

What sugar laden crap should I buy from Asda, lads?

>>37997462

>What have you done today then lads? Hopefully something enjoyable or productive desu!

Started sorting my next college course, then played Skyrim for six hours.

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>>37997456

No, but im probably going for a /nightwalk/ even though the rain will be starting here around 1am, i dont mind getting wet dessy

>>37997491
Ah mate you know they say! Work is just funds for the sesh haha! Heading down with Johnny and Ryan the mad cunts
>>37997493
You know me lad! 2 for 12 pitchers haha oioi #getonit

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>>37997462

Woke up an hour ago

was wage cucking last night so its slightly less depressing

>>37997456
clubs are usually empty on a tuesday lad. might be more people there now though because students are off.

im off to me birds tonight

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>>37997452
Drunk people scare me and act like twats, I don't want to do that, I'd rather keep my senses, guess I can't explain it but I don't see myself in any situations that require alcohol

>>37997462
your waifu looking thicc, I washed myself, got changed for the first time in a week and went with mummy to tesco to buy some food. Haven't really done anything else AGAIN but at least I stayed awake all day so I can sleep decent hours and wake up tomorrow

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>just did a diarrhea again &


Promise myself I wouldn't do it again throughout the whole of July though! &

Still thinking of shaving my legs, what do you think? I want to get as much attention as possible! &


What are you fucks up to anyway I guess? &

>>37997462
Fuck off lying racist attention whore.

Fuck off with your sympathy blogs and take it to /soc/ instead you manipulating arsehole.

Just remember this cunt constantly changes and lies so that he can gain as much positive attention as possible while pretending to give a shit about you.

Tripfag fuck off

>>37997535
It's Newcastle lad! Theres always a full club every day of the week somewhere haha! Me and the lads are going to Waikiki Tuesdays tonight

>>37997520
init, gonna be getting on the sesh myself Friday. Think a nice little bird called suzy is goin down the local spoons so hopefully I can get a finger in before midnight and then be home early for a kebab haha

>>37997520
Love it mate, those pitchers are brilliant value. Sex on the Beach and Godfather are probably the best ones innit?

>>37997604
Fucking hell, the good old days when you're 15 and you're satisfied with just fingering a bird and then wanking about it when you get home.

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>>37997621
hahaha yeah I remember the good old days

>>37997621
I'd be up for the shag lad but can't take her home to the missus now can I hahah

>>37997621
i did not lose my virginity until 21. never understood this. if you're fingering a bird, should it not be obvious that you can get your cock out and shag her or at least get a blowie

>>37997490
That is how it started for me lad. I very slowly lost all self control and before I knew it I was eating thousands of calories a day and vomiting it all back up. It isn't a happy place to be in so if you haven't already see a GP become they're really helpful for keeping it in check. I have really hurt my throat and stomach lad and trust me you don't want things to get like this. If you need to talk or want some support feel free to talk to me! Really hope you can get it under control lad!

>>37997499
Good on you for getting your college stuff sorted lad. What are you going to be studying? I would recommend buying some Jaffa cakes from asda. The cake bars are great if you can get them desu!

>>37997528
You shouldn't worry about it! You deserve to rest lad so take it easy!

>>37997542
Wow you've really done a lot today! You can definitely be proud of that! How did you find going to Tesco lad? And it's great you have managed to stay up today. Try your best to keep a good sleeping pattern desu!

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>>37997660
When you are a teenager you don't have anywhere private to get a shag. You're usually fingering a girl behind a tree or on a train or something.

Also when you're that age, fingering seems like much less of a big deal than a blowie. When people fingered girls it was like "So what?". But when I heard that my mate Dan got a blowie off Fiona Smith round the back of the bushes beside school one day, it was big fucking news.