>tfw you go to work and take a shit and get paid while doing it

quadz speak the truth desu desu

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>go to work
>be supervisor
>tell people to do your work
>get paid for it

i wouldn't shit at home if workday
use their toiletpaper not mine
it's like shitting overtime

>>38090000
>tfw you go to work and take a nap and get paid for it

>>38090081

yeah but workplaces usually have the shitty cheapo TP

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>hotel night auditor
>$13/hr to watch movies and browse 4chan

>>38090117
perhaps it is my anus which pay the price in the end

>>38090117
the TP at my work is like translucent

it makes me mad

>>38090000
>go to work at local police dept
>do job well, coworkers are friendly and get long, paperwork sucks but what ever
>meet daily goals for community outreach
>human resources supervisor needs to have city employees volunteer outside of work do meet the new goal
>now need to spend my 4th of july weekend unloading food trucks for the food drive put on by college kids

I need a time machine I want to try again

>>38090133
This sounds like such a great job. Is it hard to do the books? What fucking app do you use to do the books?

>Get a job in IT
>Get paid to spend about 75% of my time fucking around online, watching anime, shows, movies, etc.
>About 25% actual work to keep the network running smooth.

I got in early so I have yet to be laid off and have my job outsourced to indians yet, but I do fear it. I should spend this nothing time studying up and getting certs.

>>38090945
Did you have to get a degree? I love networking and that kind of job, but don't want to be cucked by college scams.