>25yo male >Afraid of the idea of having sex I can't

you're not afraid
truth is no girl has ever showed interest in you so you try to hide behind ^ excuse
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>>38093193
>Taking another persons clothing off and taking yours off in front of them.
How do people do this?

>>38093193
I was very afraid until I lost my v-card at 25.

The grill was a half-indian feminist with dyed hair and facial piercings. She was also a diagnosed Borderline,

I was her 11th notch and not her first virgin. Get yourself an experienced sloot and move on to your waifu once you know how it works.

>Trusting somebody to tell you the truth about if they have any stds or a stach infection
People are fucked up.

>>38093244
by not having an ugly body

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>>38093193
>20 year old
>reads a lot of hentai (not vanilla)
>can't think about holding hands with a beloved one without blushing and slightly dying inside

The penis head can act like a sponge and absorb fluids into the blood stream.

>>38093445
can I get drunk this way?

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>>38093193
>afraid of the idea of having sex

Not me personally, in fact when I lost my virginity it was probably one of the least notable relationship milestones IMO. it might not have been the craziest thing I did that week even.

>having sex with someone who you don't really know / trust

Fuck, I'm anxious just typing that. How do people even do it?? If I write "not looking for hookups" on tinder will I look like a fagele?

>>38093193
Yes and no. The act itself is pretty easy right?
I'm a bitter virgin and I drank my own koolaid, so I think that unless I find one really special partner, I'm ruining myself forever.

>>38093303
>>38093559
>Lost their virginity
>Still on /r9k/
Disgusting normalfags trying to fit in. Roaty trash.

I'm terrified of talking to a girl I'm attracted to, let alone having sex with one.

Not a virgin by the way. Lost my v-card to a hooker earlier this year at the age of 23. But I had to down a few shots of liquor before I saw her in order to go through with it.

>>38093618
What did you do in school?

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>>38093609
>lost v-card to a sloot at 25
>not robot

Does every board get progressively more elitist with time? Even when the board is being elitist about who's the most autistic?

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>>38093193
>27KV
Yes, I'm very conscious about my body, I have marfan syndrom and my chest sticks out and makes my shirts look weird on my body. If a girl so much as sits too close to me I tighten up, get self conscious about my breathing or making any noise, the act of sex would be a nightmare for both of us

>>38093657
>I am attractive and social enough to get a girl to share our genitalia with each other
>b-but I am just like you guys

I am a 28yo kissless virgin

If you think I am a loser, you have just proved my point

>>38093637
in high school, I had severe social anxiety and never really talked to anyone. I was above average looking, and sometimes girls would talk to me, but I would shy away from them and nothing ended up happening.

Then I went to a community college and studied hard sciences. There wasn't an attractive girl in sight in that environment, so no chances there.

>>38093657
>Progressively more elitist
Fuck off, /r9k/ has always been anti-unvirgin. Stop trying to fit in normalfag, we're not your kind of people.

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>>38093914
>>38093805
Yeah I'm sure you were both here in 2008 like I was. Nah it was different, you morons.

I lucked my way into one girlfriend in high school, and have been an autistic, pimply obese kissless loser for the last 9 years. Why is this shit the oppression Olympics? Do you think your marginally greater suffering makes your opinions on everything more valid? That's some literal post modern feminist thinking there.

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>>38094007
>Having lying about long you've been here for
And in 2007 pigs flew, you should take my word for it.

My bf would let me suck him if I wanted and would probably fuck me, but I'm too anxious.

>>38094100
I was here in 2008, that doesn't mean I've been here SINCE 2008. I only use 4chan for a few weeks out of each year, it's a weird half-habit I've never really kicked.

Also, it's bizarre to me that being an 08er is considered improbable these days, I guess the times really do change

>>38093486
Probably, honestly. People die of alcohol poisoning from putting hard liquor up their ass.