>tfw no ride or die gf
Why live?
>>39497100
unironically this, they might be goldiggers but at least you know that if there's gold, they'll keep digging.
>tfw no cute gf who secretly considers you her bf but fucks other guys
Why go on?
>tfw no crazy torture cartel gf
>>39497100
you gotta be a bad ass drug dealing alpha male to get a girl like that, robots by their very nature just cant do it.
>>39497142
That's Claudia Felix Ochoa, She's the leader of Los Anthrax cartel murder squad. She claims she's not and just a model but anyone with half a brain that's been to Mexico knows she's just lying and paying off the Mexican military to believe her.
She's obsessed with looking like Kim K. for some reason. But murders people instead of making shitty TV shows like Kim
I would be blessed to let this girl kill me then dump my body in the center of the town
Crazy women for some reason are the best in bed I've read. She's definitely not all there