/britfeel/

how do I fix my posture lads

really self concious

i have been looking up the facebook profiles of the popular lads in highschool. it is just a coincidence that they are all chads? i always though they were popular due to being hard and funny, now im wondering if it had something to do with them being good looking.

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>>38148158
Acknowledging the yanks
you fucked up...

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>Look at anything related to maths
>Brain instantly overheats and goes into rest mode
>Takes me minutes to do my fucking times tables
I'm literally unemployable.

>>38148237
>to do my fucking times tables
Literally never had to use that knowledge once in all my years of work

everyone just uses computers. Even look at waitresses these days they use fucking calculators

>>38148257
I remember being told in class that we wouldn't be carrying calculators around with us when we were grown up.

Fuck you Mr Patterson. My phone does all the hard sums for me.

>>38148237
I had to do a maths test for this thing to do with the jobcentre and I only achieved level one in it compared to the level two in english. some of the things in that test were things I had never seen before or had not used for years

>>38148270
GCSE maths teachers BTFO, literally worthless knowledge

>>38148237
>>38148270
>>38148277
They should probably put more focus on English at GCSE level, the amount of fucking mongs at my work is unbelievable.

Reading their FB feeds is like a entirely different language.

>50 minutes to go
Not sure if I'm going to make it.

>>38148302
If you work with mongs you're probably a mong

>>38148231
Don't look up people you used to know on Facebook. It's depressing, Almost everyone is doing better than you.

have you seen anyone on spice zombified in public before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6pmc7Tpx4w

>>38148321
You will babe, just persevere!

>>38148231
I've heard that theory but it doesn't seem to hold true for my school. The most popular guys were all mostly average and the 3 best looking guys off the top of my head were just mid-tier normies

>>38148326
They should have subbed all of this, it's hard to understand northernese

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>>38148326
nope surprisingly in london

>>38148326
They're everywhere in Liverpool. Nasty stuff that.

>>38148383
YT soft subs are there haha

would have been funnier if they'd been written phonetically

I'm stuck in Greece with shit all to do except read and chain smoke fags. Anyone read "a farewell to arms" ?

>>38148519
Havent they got old ruins and shit? Have a butchers at some of them lad. You can smoke in england.

>>38148324
im not bothered about any of that shite lad. most of them just work generic working class jobs, such as in retail and have boring ugly gfs.

>>38148346
yeah, i dont really believe it myself, just something i am thinking about. the mid tier normies in my school ranged from average looking to ugly.

>>38148519
dump some pics

nothing else to do

>>38148326
I see two options
>crack down on legal highs
>accept the drug war was lost and and make drug laws more lenient

>>38148600
the problem with cracking down on legal highs as the video says, only specific chemical compositions are banned

>>38148536
>>38148574
I'm not anywhere near any ruins I'm not actually near any big cities. There is literally nothing to do except go to the beach but that gets boring after a while.

>windows 10 fucked up
>need bootable disc
>ring up paki
>"no sir we don't sell but can't install for u"
>I sigh and ask how much
>35 pounds sir
>tell him to fuck himself
>ring local English run shop
>he tells me its free on the web roiugh microsoft
>tell him I know but can't burn one to disc or USB
>he offers to burn one on USB for me
>finally something helpful
>45quid
>for a 8gb USB with a free copy of windows on

I laughed and told him I'm going on eBay, some pajeet is sending me a repair disc for 2quid, fuck brick and mortar stores though

>>38148237
mum brainwashed me to learn my times tables when I was studying for the 11+ by playing times tables songs on the way to school

>>38148680
when i wanted to play rome total war years ago i needed a patch but didn't have home internet, so i went to a computer store and asked them and they put it on to a usb for me, didn't even by the game from that store

>>38148680
> some pajeet is sending me a repair disc for 2quid
what could possibly go wrong

>>38148680
Pretty sure you don't even need a key to use it. You can just download an .iso and burn it yourself.

>>38148326
used to see them all the time in Manchester

vile parasites, should be executed in the street tBh

>>38148719
and where are you now? desu

>>38148732
You don't, you only need a serial to change the desktop background. if you have any friend with a computer they can burn you a usb easy

>>38148326
yes, we thought somebody had died standing up. but then after a long time they moved a bit, enough to know they weren't dead.

>>38148748
doing alright for myself tbf

>>38148519
Is it worth reading?

Oregon

>>38148777
Yeah it's probably one of Hemingway's best work.

>>38148519
no, but do you read his short stories?

>>38148880
I haven't actually I'll make a start on it

japan 127 million ppl.
GDP per capita
32,477.22 USD

uk 65.14 million ppl
GDP per capita
43,734.00 USD

does that mean japan has more people earning less,
and uk has less people earning more?

cos yesterday someone said japan has higher wage.

>>38148909
i recommend Big Two-Hearted River

>>38148916
think the numbers get thrown off because japan has a lot of retired people

>10 more minutes
Already had my work wank today so can't do that to take up the time.

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This week in China-British news.

The Chinese government has been criticised by pro-democracy supporters after his visit to Hong Kong for it's failure to uphold the treaty that the Hong Kong way of life will be upheld for 50 years after the 1997 transfer.

The Chinese government answered this by stating that the treaty is "no longer relevant in the modern world".

At the same time the Chinese government has threatened India over a border skirmish stating that "The current borders between India and China were agreed by the British in an 1850 treaty".

>>38148942
Should've filmed it lad.

For a laugh

Anyone know how to remove a mud stain? Washing machine ain't helping, and that vanish muck didn't help either

>>38149092
>The Chinese government has been criticised by pro-democracy supporters after his visit to Hong Kong

this makes me giggle, it's saying that the chinese government is just one person which is probably true

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I'm trying to help someone learn English but I don't really know that many technical terms.

What is it called when you state an answer to a question no body asked as a statement?

For example: "It's only a flesh wound". This is an answer to the question "Is your wound serious" that no one has asked.

>>38149248
Its called autism lad

would you rather date a 7/10 paki female or tildeanon

Spice is probably the least bad drug of all. They don't harm anyone they just stand their minding their own business

>>38149248
There isn't a term for that.

Do you think Xiposting will be responsible for an international incident?

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Uphold western democracy

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>>38149284
I've tried to explain as best I could.

"Merely is used here instead of only to describe the fact the wound is not a severe one".

He asked me "Why is the adverb used as an adjective".

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>>38149296

We live in an era where the US president posts meme videos of himself wrestling with CNN, and the SundaySport posts stories straight out of britfeel

Anything could happen lad

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>eat apple
>apple juice squirts all over my monitor

>>38149280
this, it's much better than weed any way, less dangerous and it was legal for a reason, the only reason they made it illegal is because of public outcry

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>>38149248
>>38149309
dumb frog poster
t

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>>38149092
is this pol image true?

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>>38149333
What an absolute waste of trips, please kill yourself lad

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lads how do you open these sherbet tube things?

>>38149351
the eternal anglo strikes again

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>>38149384
using these cutty sharp thingys

>>38149425
seriously? I'm sure there was a method when everyone was bringing them to school in year 8.

>http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/07/03/535383841/how-frogs-benefited-from-the-dinosaurs-extinction
any memesters able to knock up a quick smug pepe/crying dinosaur wojak?

Can someone call me babe, please

>>38149351
I don't think this HK poll is very accurate. Currently the largest party in HK parliament is pro Beijing. The second largest is pro independence.

If 90% of HKers wanted a return of British rule why would they elect a pro beijing party?

>>38148326
I know these guys lol. Was homeless in manchrster from 2015 to 2016. Tried spice a few times but never really got into it.

Funny the way they subbed titch and dom (the tall white guy) speaking, but the portugese dude was assumed perfectly intelligible. Eddie if ur out there somewhere... YER A WIZARD

>>38149384
Just squeeze the top part fuckin hell

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>>38149437
you can also use chewy bitey things

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>>38149437
nevermind lads I just learnt how to do it from watching a small asian girl on youtube

you squeeze it and then push upwards like after you wank and your getting the last bit of the cum out

>>38149447
>democratic representation
>in china
dude, lmao

>>38149471
HK has a democratic voting system where you vote for a party you want to administer HK under the "One china two systems" system

>>38149484
on paper yes, in practice no. the person bejing wants in charge always wins

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does jenny get blacked by the dark destroyer?

>>38149316
have a cold can of mirinda bit of water drops onto mouse scroll wheel but i didn't notice. starts fucking up. not in mood for it. reee moment. about to smash it on my desk and see water on it. stop. dry it off.it's working just fine now.
pretty pleased with myself desu. another costly moment avoided.

>>38149505

Look at those glasses, of course she does

>>38149462
>you squeeze it and then push upwards like after you wank and your getting the last bit of the cum out


instructions weren't clear enough, I accidently got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan.

that's what they say on youtube these days.

>>38149533
the other month I had a cup of grapes that i'd washed with water, tipped the cup to get a grape out of the bottom and didn't realize there was a good amount of water in there and it all spilt into my mechanical keyboard, was a write off. I'm now typing on a shitty keyboard that costs a fraction of the cost

>>38149604
I don't think I should comment anything like that, its a small asian girl who has about 200 views. She might actually read it.

>>38149625
Nothing wrong with asian loli pussy

>>38149735
well the video is from 2014. She might even be legal now, never know with those yellow ones.

Anyone have an example of a nice t-shirt?

I need to get a few, but I don't wanna look autistic.

>10 minutes

ded fred

>>38149794

Just don't go for graphic tees, and you'll be alright.
Patterned ones, solid colours, the like will do.

Polos are a good option as well, for when t-shirts are too informal, or you fancy a change.

ASOS have some good basic tees, striped etc. for a pretty good price.*

*i'm a wageslave, so 'good price' is subjective if you're a neet

>24:35

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdnUL57cYuM

"For China's paranoid leader, what's just as dangerous as journalism, is a joke. Especially if Xi is the butt of it"

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Don't Xipost

>>38148732
I don't have access to anything that can be used to burn a DVD or USB, all I got is my phone ATM and a computer with no os. ATS why I was so annoyed it would cost me so much for something that's essentially free.
>>38148731
Its just a burned copy of windows 10 no produc t key, I just need someing to be able to get on my computer I can then download an official version just in case pajeet has done something to e one he's sending.

>grenfell still all over the news

>>38150070
If your phone is rooted you can use Drivedroid or something like that.

>grenfell residents still haven't been bough houses in Kensington by the government, because the fire was the Tory's fault

Hope it stays on the news forever

>>38150076
Normie meme tower is a meme

Got made redundant a last week lads, now on bennies. It's shit. How is it possible to look for jobs for 5 fucking hours in one day? There aren't enough jobs out there for that bollocks.

>all of the displaced residents of grenfell still haven't been homed by paki cuckquean lily allen

>>38150204
of course there isn't, it's just to punish people to make wagies feel better

Why was Grenfall such a tragedy? Buildings burning down isn't all that uncommon.

>>38150256
Loads of people died and it was avoidable. Honestly somebody should be held accountable for that shit, however them becoming violent or claiming they're not being helped is a loads of rubbish.

>>38149445
will cutey do instead, don't think I've got babe in me.

>>38150225
How do they track you though? I imagine there's thousands of people just putting bullshit on their activity log because it isn't possible to actually do anything more than they already are.

>>38150256
Shitload of people died due to the building being very poorly maintained

>>38150281

when did they become violent?

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>>38149351
>tfw no patriotic for britain HK GF

>>38150313
I suppose it'll have to

Thanks, babe <3

>>38150316
i dunno lad, im not on bennies myself. i think you have to sign into your gov account that records what jobs you look at?

>tfw i think 11 beerd deep 77

save me obbiwan your my only hope

>>38149462
Risky having sherbet lad after a hygienist

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>Bought Xcom
>Havnt played a single mission yet
>Instead iv been meticulously customising and coming up with identities, backgrounds and relationships for each of my soldiers
>been going on for hours

Autism is suffering

wonder if I can get a pizza delivered to my work address

>>38150445
we get takeaways at my work, don't see there being a problem

>>38150469
i work on a oil rig

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>>38150386
I don't know how people like that have a job. she looked at my teeth for 20seconds told me they looked ok and to brush one more time a day. I'm drinking pepsi max aswell.

she asked if I wanted my mum to come in after she'd asked me two questions, i'm almost 24

>>38150478
KFC is on JustEat nowadays, anything is possible.

>finally think a girl is into me
>constantly messaging for over two months
>she says she really likes me and we even sext
>suddenly stops messaging
>find out she's talking to some other guy

fml why can't anything good happen in my life. the guy is uglier then me as well but i guess he's more "entertaining" why can't women just tell you that they've lost interest in you instead of ignoring and lying

>>38150504
It's the monkey branch thing. Strung you along until someone "new" and "mysterious" came along

Sorry lad

>>38150504
Life is about more than women lad. Shit happens, have a wank and get over it.

>>38150504
>we even sext
>suddenly stops messaging
kek
also expect the vans for being in contact with a 15 year old

>>38150504
>sext

People still do this?

>>38150578
All the cool kids erp over steam now i've heard

>>38149609
i'm just on a shitty 1 as well. gonna get a decent mechanical 1 in a couple of months

>hear that alarm that plays when the barrier goes down at a railway crossing
>live no where near a rail
what

>>38150590
I type just as good on this cheap one though, starting to think the mechnical keyboard thing is a trick to fool redditors and gamers into buying expensive keyboards

>amazon thing not dispatched yet
I ordered it at like 2 this morning
and it's guaranteed for delivery tomorrow
what the shit amazon?

>>38150504

So? You saw some tits, now see some more.

>>38150630
Maybe he really liked her and thought it was going to go places

>>38150613
I've been hearing random inexplainable sounds lately too. Maybe the matrix is finally falling apart, or the aliens are trying to send us a message.

>>38150494
> she looked at my teeth for 20seconds told me they looked ok
you got off very lightly lad, I had her going at them with a buffer for 30 minutes because I hadn't been in a long time and they were badly stained, bleeding all over the place.

>she asked if I wanted my mum to come in after she'd asked me two questions
haha cute

>>38150642
i did really like her, i guess i just have to forget about it.

>>38150504
Did you ask her out though?

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The fact that they kicked your ass

Twice

>>38150642

Then he should have done something about it, rather than just wanking off over Skype with her.

I did basically the same thing with a girl earlier this year. We hung out, got a bit flirty, then I never followed up. Unless she's madly in love with you, she's not going to wait about forever.

>>38150688
yeah but she said it was "too fast"

>>38150642

Don't fall in love with an internet personality?

Christ, I talked with a girl who seemed alright, until we met and she was the weight of a 1997 Fiat Punto.

>>38150704
Ah you were probably just one of several potential orbiters and she was waiting out for one of the more habitable planetoids to be sucked into her gravitational field

>>38150716
Can't help how you feel.

>>38150672
Funnily enough I haven't brushed for years until this year and almost exclusively drink coke zero

>>38150716
what about falling in love with britfeel personalities

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>>38148158
A bit of this, a bit of that, really

Don't worry, redcoat, we'll accomdate you with a little tea :^)

>>38150730

Aye, but if you're posting here you're probably used to feeling jaded. Apply some of that to women, save yourself.

>>38150746

Especially so. You've seen Tilde's truckasaurus hands, don't know what that epin guy is packing.

>>38150661
yes, i think the simulation is being pushed to the limit. wouldn't surprise me if there are mass reports of unexplained loss of time as the serves are taken down for matinence

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>>38150781
>tfw it turns out the most unlikely personality to be attractive is the most attractive (ebin)

>>38150621

>trusting amazon logistics
>ever

not even once

>>38150616
my typing is shit no matter what medium.
desu this 1s not too bad. it's light so can easily move it about when i'm reclining in muh chair. might pop 1 on the christmas list instead of paying for it myself.

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>anon, do you think chad will like my underwear? i bought it especially for my date with him tonight
>oh anon, you're like the big sister i never had

can I just go to my gp and ask for a general health check? sometimes I feel like im dying of something

>>38150822
The prison gay has completely set in when I realise this does literally nothing for me, and doesn't even make me angry

>>38150845
No, you'd need to join BUPA and get their Retard Extreme package

>>38150822
holy shit she has some nice tits

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>>38150847
I'm prison gay and never found girls like that attractive even before I was prison gay

>>38150858
I think my physical symptoms might be entirely exaggerated by mental health desu but you can never be too sure

is that weed anon about that was talking about the herbal tobacco thing about.
i forgot what it was

>>38150845
You can go to your GP for whatever you want, they can't really stop you. Whether or not they will give you any treatment for it is another matter.

>>38150934
I'd only want a blood test, for them to test my chest and assure me the lump in my neck isn't cancer

>>38150204
It's there to make you feel bad enough about yourself to take a desperate job in Poundland just to get your off their system.

>>38150933

Not him, but I saw that and though "that's got to be fucking spice, innit?"

If you're looking to maximize your weed, get a vaporizer (yank spelling, apologies).

I get through about a trench every two days, whereas I used to burn through a few bowls in an evening.

Speaking of which, bout time to get a high, methinks.

>>38151033
>vaporizer (yank spelling, apologies).
wouldn't it be easier to just spell right rather than right that explanation

>>38151033
>vaporizer
>bowls

AMERICAN GET OUT.

>>38151060

Fuck that, them cunts have got the popular vote on the word, but we invented the fucking language.

>>38151093
Still valid in English with an s...

>>38151105
and a u, yank

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>>38151072
Can't even stand having an american in your thread, let alone reminding you how badly we beat your asses?

Sure, you can >vietnamese farmer us

But
>Being beaten by people who got beaten by vietnamese farmers


That's pretty shitty lads.

I'm sorry your trashy island can't hold onto a single colony

G O D B L E S S A M E R I C A

>>38150798
that was a misuse of this particular frog post. I do not like this particular frog being misused anon.

> /britfeel/ - illiterate edition

>>38151093
uhh i meant just spell it 'vaporiser' instead of writing the explanation

people literally will argue about anything

>>38150886
Wanna be prison gay together? We can nervously undress, not wanting to approach the other person in case we get revolted and have to make excuses for our floppy willies about how we're "nervous" rather than just not turned on.

>>38151121
>white houses burned by britian 1
>white houses burned by america 0
checkmate smokey wanker

>>38151121
What an insecure, bizarre place America is.

>>38151147

no they won't, you thick twat.

>>38151154
of course they will you fucking nob

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>>38151118
Nope that's actually invalid according to my dictionary

>>38151149
I'm not normie enough for that, but if you seriously want that its not too hard to find

>>38148158
Which character ethnicity should I pick in pokemon? The blonde white, the asian, the paki, or the black?

i'm so unhappy and pissed off

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>>38151121
Rebellious teenager of a country throwing it's (ample) weight around again.

Call us when the age of your country reaches 4 digits and we'll talk history.

>>38151193
What's got ya glum chum?

>>38151205
my pee pee is stinging :(

>>38151121
why is the eagle holding a firework?

Anyone else scared of using toilets in public

>>38151149

no.

but how about i aggressively fuck you in the prone bone position until i erupt in your bloodied arsehole?

>police car pulls up
>Panic and think they are coming for my weeaboo woodcarving porn
>Turns out some druggies were fighting in the park

Wew

>>38151300
Not fooling me lad. Ebin doesn't have it in him to be that aggressive

Whoever you are though, I'm up for it

Can you punch me as well so my whole body tightens up please? Thanks.

>was gonna grab a snack before work
>voices coming from kitchen I don't recognise
oh well, it's only a 6 hour shift

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Is david lynch overrated? I watched eraserhead and half of the elephant man and I don't really see the appeal

>>38151326
I answered you already, also I wouldn't be aggressively fucking anybody cause I'd tear my phimosis

>>38151271
I used them today in a shopping centre. I usually use the cubicles but there was a long queue for them, like 4 people waiting, it's not even a big toilet, 4 urinals and 4 cubicles and not much ground room. I was desperate and didn't want to stand around in there so took a urinal but stood at the end one at an angle so people couldn't see but I encroached upon the next cubicle in doing so. Aside from being inches away from another man I couldn't get the tap on so to speak so stood there for like 30 seconds attracting attention from the queue until I finally force a stream but it kept cutting out so I had to keep pushing it hard. not a recommended experience

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>>38151121
Bloody hell lads, imagine being this insecure
Also, go back to r/the_donald you stupid yank teenager

>>38151033
nah it was all natural herbs.
i've looked into vaporisers was looking at 1 of those volcano 1s with the balloons but will see what else is about

>nose blocked
>eyes watering
>hacking cough
>keeps getting worse over the course of two weeks
>decide to go to GP to get checked up on
>Sit down with GP
>"AHAH LAD YOU'RE A FUCKING FAT CUNT YOU GET OUT OF MY OFFICE"
>WTF.jpeg
>Walk out into waiting room and all the old people start screaming "FATTY FATTY BUM BUM UGLY CUNT"
>Receptionist throws telephone at my head
>Run all the way home and cower in bed
>Die of pneumonia a day later

Never leave the house lads.

>>38151309
this, expect i worry poleabo has reported the thread for calling him a paki

>>38151405
>Is david lynch overrated?
Yes and no. Some of his work is straight up trash (inland empire is basically unwatchable)

Maybe watch Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive then make your mind up. or Twin Peaks but every normie is claiming to be a long time fan of that currently because its the must see tv du jour

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>>38151033

>bout time to get a high, methinks

It is indeed lad

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>>38151405
>he can pee at a urinal even a little bit

NORMIE NORMIE NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

This might sound crazy but I finally cured my loneliness and desire for a gf with a short course of testosterone blockers to suppress my sex drive and erase my desire

Now I don't even pay attention to girls, I don't fap and my dick is in hibernation except to piss

I want to kiss another man. And maybe suck his dick a litte. Help

>>38151509

Cool.

Why?

>>38151521
*sigh*
*zip*

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>>38151463
suspect this too, always been careful not to get caught up in bants and say something out of line

>>38151476
I was trying to watch all his backlog before potentially starting twin peaks just because. I'll try mulholland drive sometime. I don't know if its /tv/ shitposting or not but I've heard it can be a bit confusing

>>38151482
It was the first time I've used a urinal in maybe 5 years. I could either piss myself, stand in crowded toilet for 5minutes or force myself to piss awkwardly in a urinal. Now if I mentioned taking a shit in a public toilet you'd have a good right to call me a normie

>>38151509
But my desires are based around cuddling, building a life, and doing romantic things

passed my driving test a year ago but I still don't feel like I should be on the road
especially considering I only just got a car and will be going out alone for the first time next week

Is there anything I can do other than practise with a parent?

>>38151521
>>38151575
saku don't you get enough action? christ

>>38151450
I'm considering stopping posting my OC meme content as no one let's me know they appreciate it.

>>38151539
Not you. A guy I know, I want to kiss him

>>38151525
It was really distracting and upsetting

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>>38151482
>Finally get over fear of urinals
>Go to the bathroom in the pub a little too preemptively
>Freeze up
>Some chav slaps me on the back laughing and tells me to keep pushing
never again, why dot these things fucking exist can't believe women have the audacity to act hard done by when they dont have to endure shit like this.

>>38151521
I only do that with bfs

Wanna be my boyfriend?

don't be ebin, don't be ebin,, don't be ebin

>>38151556
>it can be a bit confusing
IIRC the actors who play the characters change halfway through, probably less confusing if you know that.

>>38151597
No, I want to do it with a guy I know. And I'm not ebin

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>>38151577
>passed my test 5 years ago
>driven 300 miles in my current car since I bought it
>can still only drive on the same route at 4am with no traffic

I'm even thinking of trading it in for an automatic so I can stop uncontrollably shaking everytime I have to start when someone is behind me.

>>38151597
I can confirm its not, but why not me?

>>38151616
Ask him then, silly

Before he moves on and finds someone else

Unless he's straight, then don't do that. Straight orbiting is terrible

>>38151521
It's actually really amazing to kiss a guy

I turned prison gay and my first kiss and loss of virginity is to a man, they treat you so much better than girls do.

Hell, I was the girl...

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>Its gay propaganda hour on /britfeel/

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>>38151652
I fell for gay propaganda

It's so liberating. With girls you can't act like a soppy romantic sap, you don't get to be the little spoon, you don't get to be submissive, I mean have you ever had a cock in your mouth while he strokes your head and calls you a good boy?

I've never felt so loved and wanted in my entire life

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>>38151652
just because it's stirred an urge in you

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>>38151596
I honestly don't get who thought urinals would be acceptable. Its indecent to get your willy out and wee next to others. There is even fucking kids in there and i'm stood with my dick in my hand inches away from them.

Doesn't anyone realize how disgusting it all is? I can't wrap my head around how anyone would think it acceptable. If I got my dick out anywhere else i'd be arrested, but its fine for everyone to feast their eyes upon it in a designated room

>>38151633
I don't know if he'd be interested. I'm worried I'm just prison gay or something too
>>38151641
Sounds really hot

>>38151586
ah stop sulking lad. it was good OC got a chuckle
I liked the receptionists parting shot at the end of the GP scene.

>>38150886
>I'm prison gay

Based ebin, at least you recognise it isn't real faggotry and just chronic loneliness

>>38151696
noones feasting their eyes upon your tiny phimosis ridden chode ebin. The whole bathroom probably stinks of cheese when you whip it out too.

>>38151707
Is this online or offline? Do you know what he looks like? Are you best friends?

>>38150845
>can I just go to my gp and ask for a general health check?

I really really wish this was the case, but unfortunately it's not. Although if you tell him "I've been breathing damp and mould for years" he should know what's up

i bet lenlad has the softest anal walls of anyone in this thread

>>38151652
I don't want to be a disgusting poof but I can't help it
>>38151691
Stop, it's making my heart flutter

>>38151741
well they usually give me a blood test anyway even if I don't go for that, last year they rang me up after and said they'd like another because something flagged up so I'm probably dying anyway

>>38148181
Go the gym. Work on your arms and shoulders

>>38150963
fuck sake lad, of course they will check a lump isn't cancer. if you want a blood test just say you want to give blood for the first tiem

>>38151738
Online, I know what he looks like and we're good friends

>>38151787
Surely he'd have made flirty comments with you before then, or at least hinted something.

>>38151772
Don't give blood to get a blood test. I did it to fing out my blood type and it's been a year

>>38151755
I get heart flutters about my bf in the morning when I wake up and think about how much I love him

Heart flutters are amazing

>>38151801
He sends me sort of suggestive messages and jokes that he loves me but he's had girlfriends in the past

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>Its the normies who can manage relationships hour on /britfeel/

>>38151696
It's so rank, one of the reasons im for gender neutral bathrooms but I bet people will get passive aggressive when men use them

>>38151815
>that feel when you just lie there holding him and think about how much you love him

>it's people talking about their bfs hour

This actually hurts

>>38151808
so im sure thats on record now? just ask your gp for your medical records

>>38151830
They could create mini cubicles with urinals in them, it would only sacrifice a bit of space for much better privacy

>>38151748
Ask Jun, he would know haha

there are teen boys shouting outside lads, fuck i can't handle this. don't kids in south korea go to school until 9pm, can't we do that here

>>38151841
>when he wraps his arms around you and holds you tight against his chest
>tfw you feel amazing that your in love with a guy

>>38151886
I live in a really comfy place where it's so quiet that old people tell dogs to shush

>>38151886

then they'd be out on the streets at 10pm shouting, you haven't thought this one through lad

>>38151912
If we make them go to school for 14 hours a day they'd be too exhausted to yell.

>>38151848
That's fucking effort. I'm not that desperate

>>38151725
>tiny, phimosis-ridden chode

This phrase is very amusing anon and I have catalogued it for future use

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Finished slavery, ate an apple and now watching some anime. What are you lads up to?

>>38151824
>>38151847
I know that feel boys. At least we can be lonely together! Haha...

>>38151893
I want to feel a guy's erection against my back, help

>>38151815
>>38151841
>>38151893
Alright waifufags, keep it to steam, k?

>>38148181
This method should help with your shoulders.
>>>/fit/42028860

we talking about gay relationships still?

>>38151943
I want to kiss your perfect little penis

>>38151947
Just fucking ask him. If you're prison gay, you'll find out and can move on. If not, you'll get to suck a dick

Win win

Ebin, would you ever consider seeing an escort?

>>38151943
You'll be lonely forever you racist lying freak if you keep faking your personality

Fuck off to /soc/ with your attention whoring bullshit

You can't complain about being lonely if you flirt with every cunt who gives you a reply

>>38151943

What Animes Are You Watching Lad

>>38151964
Nah, it's just a certain "couple" shitting it up trying to trigger people like ebin and tilde.

>>38151964
>when you hold him close while spooning and smell his hair

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If Easyjet send me another email about this flight I can't go on I'm going to kms

>>38151970
I don't know how he views gay people though

>>38151999
should just go lad

>>38151996
>when you wake up and you wrap your arm around him and pull him in closer to you so he nuzzles up against your chest as hes still half asleep

>>38152026
not possible without spending another hundred on the train down to the station.

>>38151986
Finishing off the second season of attack on titan. Need to look into the new stuff airing this season desu

How about you lad? You watching anything at the moment?

>>38152018
Then... ask... him

You're not getting anywhere just pining and wondering

>>38152036
>when you're so insecure about your relationship you have to post RP shit on a britfeel topic

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>>38151978
I don't think so, I don't think i'd be able to talk to them and it'd be a complete shitshow. I don't even want to have sex it would probably be disgusting, but I've lost my libido in the last couple of days.

I would film it with one of those gopro rip off cameras if I did though desu. I don't see it happening for another 2-3 years though if I live that long

>>38152018
boy george would be following adbul mohammed into the gas chambers

>>38152046
>Finishing off the second season of attack on titan

dropped that after 3 episodes desu

>>38152071
>Ebin is a self-loathing gay

fuck it,
odds I have a shower now
evens I attempt and fail in the morning

>>38152172
noice, i'm gonna celebrate with a spliff and a beer

>>38152046
>How about you lad? You watching anything at the moment?

Hardly watched anything in the last few months.

Hoping I can turn that around with S2 of New Game, I do like mindless moeshit.

>>38150204
Just make it up. Source: been on jobseekers for 6 years, never applied for a
single job .

tell me wht u think of my psychosis musick lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us7aSI_IGnA

>>38152337
do you have the psychosis lad?

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>>38152126
I can see why. Forcing myself to finish it at this point~

>>38152259
Yeah I have not watched much lately either

>new game

Just looked it up and I am surprised I missed it before. Quite like moe stuff like Yuyushiki so I shall give it a try!

>>38152448
Why do anime girls never wear sweaters that fit?
Are they just really bad at buying clothes?

>>38150345
>tfw been sick twice

i feel awful lads and shoudlnt have drank this much
anyone know adecent way to stop hangoveres before i go to bed?

>TFW youre not a cheeky chappy.

>>38152472
Looks cute I believe. Got a few oversized hoodies myself desu

>sweaters

T-think you meant jumpers or sweatshirts lad, haha...

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>>38151405
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
Ebin
D

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>>38152472

It's more moe that way

source: DPhil in moe studies and 2 years' experience in the moe industry

>>38152532
You do realise oversized clothes don't make you look cute, just like a freakish homeless heroin addict?
We've seen your weird legs and monstrous frankenstein's monster hands

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>>38152259
>S2 of New Game
Fuck yes, just need S2 of Shirobako now

>>38152593
>You do realise oversized clothes don't make you look cute,

I completely disagree.

>>38152593
pretty sad that all you've done with your day apart from wageslave is try and bully people on here.

>>38152625
Attention whoring shouldn't be encouraged

>>38152659
tbf you're the one giving them the most attention...

>>38152625
>implying he has a job

Makes me wonder if imams get paid

>>38152593
Is this an orbiter who is doing the "make them hate you to make it easier" shit?

What's your endgame here lad?

>>38152705
I presumed it was a certain tripfag that's just angry tilde is more liked than he is.

>>38152705
Just want him to post in the correct board /soc/
He's a horrible person but because he'll pretend to like you and pretend to be somewhat feminine you'll lap it all up

Honestly lads I've just about had enough of being mixed race
and it's not like I've fallen for the /pol/ memes, it's just unnecessarily difficult
fuck my life

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I've decided to China to do a degree lads

Tuition is only 1000-1500 a year and you can work on a student visa part time.

>>38152774
Would rather be mates with him than you tbf

>>38152818
I reckon you could get away with saying you've got a degree from a Chinese university without bothering.

>>38152818
I've considered doing this but I worry it'll be shit and I'll be stuck in china for 3 years. At least the autism wouldn't come through and id just look ignorant

An anon in the last thread asked in any landlords were awake.

Bit of a late reply but I let a letting agency manage everything, they just send me the money and I don't have to worry. Obviously you're not getting as much as you would managing it yourself, but it's worth it not to deal with tenants

>>38152818
Good luck lad, wishing I'd gone somewhere for a while when I was younger.

>>38152774
>and pretend to be somewhat feminine you'll lap it all up

This sounds like projectoin

You fell for a bulimic tranny, buddy?

>>38148158
There is this girl i meet from time to time.
She really behaves like she wants something from me.
She hold hold my hand and she cuddles me.
And always wants to see me.

The thing is she is currently in a relationship.
BUT not with a fucking guy with a girl.

Almost everyone knows about it but she never told me anything about it.
With further information gathering i found out that she is not even sure about being a lesbian?
And she only does that because she has no trust in men anymore so does her girlfriend.
They both were almost raped.

So what steps should i take lads?
She always thouches me and we often look eachother into our eyes but she is a fucking half lesbian....

>upgrading from sky to virgin media broadband
>technician comes out and begins installation
>"having a problem with something, i'll be back later to fix it"
>nearly 9pm

reckon he'll come back tomorrow?

>>38152791
we're all a bit mixed lad but yeah, i know what you mean. i imagine you got picked on more as a kid. i know a guy that is half chinese and he got bullied in primary and secondly school.

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>applying for student finance
>asks me my relationship status

TORIES = NORMIES!

>>38152925
>
how old are you lad?

ororororororirirorirori

>>38152931

22. Why do you ask, GCHQlad?

>>38152889
she's not a lesbian, how old is she? if she's hitting 25+ she's on the verge of wedding madness and will drop the lesbo act like a ton of bricks

>>38152889
most girls are bi by default lad

would it be weeird if i went out with a 26 yo if i was 21 (almost 22)

>>38152918
>upgrading from BT to virgin media broadband
>technician comes out
>Answer the door
>it's the entire corporate staff of Virgin media and Sir Richard Branson are outside pointing at me "HAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THE VIRGIN!"
>Slam the door, hold back the tears and curl up into a foetal position with my bt homehub

>>38152992
No
Move along

>>38152889
shag her lad don't miss the opportunity

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>>38152989
So i should proceed as normal even she is in a relationship with that girl?

>>38152992
Nope, perfectly fine. Enjoy yourself

>>38152852
I'm going to do a degree in Chinese. Pretty hard to fake that. Also the goal is staying in China and for that I need a degree.

>>38152881
I'm not young I'm 27.

>>38152820
The facts are tilde has lied about his racism, he voted for UKIP and for Leave and he admitted to having redpilled views on diversity.
He also for no reason thought he'd complain about the grenfell tragedy, which he only took issue with because most of the residents were coloured.

He spent a day posting pictures of his manly frame and when people correctly pointed out he didn't look feminine he just told them they were jealous.

He constantly changes his personality to get the most amount of attention, and he'll riff off the same stock sentences every time.

He doesn't give a fuck about you and he'll lie so you'll shower him with attention.

>>38152883
>projection
Top bait

>>38152992
no, as long as shes over 16 who cares

>>38152972
just doxxing you lad haha

>>38153010
I want to.

But what isn't she technically in a relationship?
And girls take that shit seriously.

>>38153028
BOY I SURE WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS POST

>he voted for UKIP
Welcome to Britfeel
> having redpilled views on diversity
Welcome to Britfeel

>>38153028
I don't know where you get half this shit from

you literally make stuff up to justify your anger. nutter

>>38153041
>And girls take that shit seriously.
only if there isn't anything better to jump on.

>>38153012
yeah, its not your fault, she's the one who initiated

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I wish I was reggie

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>>38153028
>he posted this much just to show how much he hates tilde

just filter him lad

>>38153076
Right lad.

She never told me about her lesbian relationship.

>>38153064
I've posted links to the archives before, it's all there.

>>38153028
This is pole isn't it?

Only he could be jealous that another tranny gets attention

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Was so bored I had a nap. It was nice but now I'm bored again.

>>38153038

Absolute cheek of you, lad.

>>38153077

Why would you want to be a dancing bear for a half retarded company like Nintendo?

>>38153104
yep. It's been pretty obvious for a while.

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just got home from the boxing gym. it went well. might go back on thursday, depends on how sore my body is.

>>38153117
you'll never be half as cool as reggie

>>38153086
Because she's into degenerate "polyamory", lot of bi girls are. Maybe she wants a third

>>38153109
Can I get a quick rundown on why you keep posting this pic

>>38152172
I too am toiling over whether to shower.

Odds I do
Evens and the people and JobCentre will have to fucking deal with it tomorrow

>>38153135
>"polyamory"
DROPPED
R
O
P
PED

>>38151943
just saw a stabbing down the road, on the way to get some fags

sketchy shit

>>38153103
You mean the link where he says he voted UKIP and Brexit for memes? Or the part where he makes no reference to race when he said about grenfell?

stupid paki

>>38153131
he's not even touching the surface of cool lad, he's a borderline spastic

>>38153152
Funniest part is he actually thinks anyone here would care if someone was racist.

>>38153166
Piss off. He's a cool lad.

>>38153146
what town lad

>>38153086
>She never told you
What the fuck do you care then. Try to kiss her and see what she does, it's 100% her fault anyway

>>38153028
Man, Tilde rules.

>>38153136
She's a crazy youtube lady who thinks the government is attacking her with electro-rays. I just thought it was a nice screencap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5asIPiUfA_w&index=2&list=PLTqEXdGACJWfQGj9mLJsK5eeyInjGsMR6

WTF HAPPENS HERE
why is there a brot feel threasd every day stupid bradbongs

>>38153171
Nah the best part is his racism smear campaign backfired and made tilde more popular

>>38153194
fuck off paki/yank/etc