Stacies

She wants you to lick her puss and suck her ass.

>>38243993
Nah, that can't be it.

>>38243959
She wants you to dome her with a 12 gauge.

She's having a stroke and forgot how to speak English properly. She's desperately signaling to get help through the very simple medium of emojis.

>>38244349
That's next week tho.

>>38244437
Good riddance to her if she dead then.

>>38243959
>tfw we are reverting back to hieroglyphics

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Update: she is a bitch

>>38245409
She fucking got you, Mikey

>>38245409
I laughed good job anon

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>>38245427
Only until I get her

>>38245409
Fucking destroyed your ass

>>38245409
She did mention sleeping in your bed so you got that going for you.

>>38245530
Problem is that I'm not at home.

>>38245409
>mikey
are you 12 years old

it's time to become mike or michael

>>38245619
Never. I'll have this name forever.

>>38245564
Its a way to say she wants to fuck withput being direct. Girls will do weird things like wear the same shoes as you or sleep in your private areas without your consent to show they want sex. If a chick is constantly coming to your house for no reason its to fuck.

>>38245787
It was to take care of my dog

>>38245832
So she wanted sex but you weren't home, and roofus thunderknot took your place

>>38246545
Fuck, man. My dog has more luck than me. ;-;