Where should i kill myself? My basement? The bathroom? The

>>38311593
where ever the cops shoot you during your spree killing
i believe in you anon

>>38311593
Do it right on the border between the US and Canada, that way the detectives who investigate your body will argue over who has claims to it and you'll finally have people who care about you

>>38311778
Your the type of person that keeps me posting on 4chan

>>38311778
kek
>>38311593
don't do it, I know it might not seem like it but there are people out there who you would devastate if you followed through, don't be a selfish cunt. Also if you really feel this way try the bungie cord of the bridge therapy. Just about everyone who's done that or survived suicide attempts said they regreted it immediately and their attitude has changed drastically.

>>38311836
N i g g a t h i s a j o k e, c h i l l

At a feminists meeting. Mention any pervasive meme that comes to mind loudly beforehand, and change the course of history.

Here's a good method:

1. Get a globe
2. Spin globe
3. Stop globe with dick
4. Kill self where dick lands if possible and financially feasible. If not, go back to step 2.

I hope this is a joke, but if it's not:
You don't fucking kill yourself anon, you search for medical help.