How long would r9k last in World War II

>>38311588
i'd last the whole war since they'd send me to some boring position behind the lines.

>>38311588
They didn't let degenerates become soldiers.

I would be soviet cannon fodder, rip me.

>>38311662
hey if you lived long enough you might get a turn on some german roastie.

>>38311588
I wouldn't be drafted due to medical condition. So, I would last the whole war.

>>38311588

Depends what battle you were fighting. If the average robot was in the USA side during the invasion of Normandy then the they would be fucked

I would have joined the fascists troops. I don't think I could last a single day unless I were in the Alpini or in Africa.

>>38311588
I'd like to think at least the majority of us would rush in because we all want to die

Probably same thing I am now, field artillery officer on the American side. I might make it, at least I wouldn't be right on the front lines. Grandfather was a tank driver. He made it out ok, just took some shrapnel in North Africa. He was lucky, Sherman tanks were notorious from going up in flames when hit.

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Depends on which front you served in. Many of the allied soldiers on the western front only averaged 1 week of combat a year.

But f you were a soviet or chinese robot, you'd probably be fucked after a couple days.

i'd be stuck in an interment camp
thanks fdr

desu I'd probably try to commit suicide with my own rifle.

>>38311688
We could be autistic together while the failed normies die in the war and before the Chads come home to be treated like heroes. I doubt they let schizophrenics into the military so I'm pretty much guaranteed safe.

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at least we're not japanese

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>>38311806

>Chinese

In this case, literally.

>>38311866
>be Chinese
>most populous country in the world
>massive natural resources and an ancient tradition of civilization back to the dawn of man
>invaded and conquered by a small fucking island off the coast
>entire populated coast occupied
>millions of women get NIPPED by the Japanese soldiers
>war ends
>become communist

Is World War II era china the most JUSTed country besides Poland?

>>38311588
I'd just defect and die for Germany.

>>38311588
No idea, I made it through Afghanistan deployments though

Still virgin and gf-less however

>>38311905
No this was contributed to many factors.

First, was the waning power of the Qing Dynasty. In the early 20th century there's already a wide spread of Western thoughts and teachings in China, i.e democracy, socialism and communism. The Chinese knew the Qing will fall and it will need to be replaced.

Second, China got cucked by whitey. They just straight up took over many ports like Hong Kong and made a "open door" policy to any European nation to come and just straight up take shit albeit illegally.

Three is the Japs. While the Qing was declining Japan has modernized into a Westernized nation with Western style military.

Many Chinese still hate the Japs to this day.

>>38311588
If /r9k/ had gone for the beach on D-Day we would've lasted three hours at tops and half of us would've died in the boats or drowned by our own equipment like the stupid fucks we are.

And then Parisians would still be speaking German to this today.

tl;dr let's not fool ourselves we'd instantly eat shit even to the Italians