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My first greentext

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>Be 24
>Meet cute 9/10 girl
>I just want a romantic relationship, nothing too sexual
>She said she loves oral and anal, and that she has a tight pussy
>I pretend to like that sort of thing
>She's really kinky and wants to be choked and abused
>She won't leave me alone, and it's making her more in love with me.
>She says she wants to share me with other girls
>I just want her.

I don't know what to say? Should I break it off?
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>>38311627
drink bleach and find for yourself :)
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fake/10 try harder next time khv faggot
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>>38311627
humble brags like this are hilarious and infuriating
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>>38311627
2/10 low effort troll post, disappointing
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>>38311627
Kek this was almost believable
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>>38311652
>>38311649
>>38311641
>>38311640

The only thing I lied about was that it was my first greentext. I needed people to respond, because I really am in this situation.
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I-I don't get it anon, shouldn't this be something good? a fantasy perhaps?, where is the problem? are you too socially retarded to handle this by your own?
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>>38312091
Yes.. Well I'm not a very sexual guy. I'd rather be home, going on /pol/.. Now this girl is in love with me.. And she expressed feelings, sexual ones, and wanting to be in a threesome with another girl, which is EVERYBODY's fantasy... But I come from a small town, and I am traditional in that sense, because I just want to settle down.
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>>38312350
If you want to settle down and have a normalfag life then cut it off, you don't need to come to /r9k/ so we can tell you what you should do and what you shouldn't.

See how you pretty much answered your own question?
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>>38312350
Anon, you're only young for so long. Better do and experience while you're young than not do and regret when you're older. If you aren't sexual now, when you're 30+ you'll be too busy working, managing your finances, or building a family to do kinky shit, messing around, or anything else you can do easily while young. Go for it
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>>38311627
>be me,OP
>sitting in Tyrone's basement
>unhappy with myself, overweight and balding
>go to >>>/r9k/ to make myself feel better
>see fembot threads, decide to create my perfect waifu in a greentext
>everyone calls out my bait
>cry and masturbate
>sleep on the floor again
>mfw
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>>38311627
you should gtfo off my board, newfag.
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