/britfeel/

>>38389182

First for all the sluts in UK

This is thread has been designated as: reporting Ebin to the DWP edition. Or another way in which we can ruin Ebins life edition.

Thank you.

The next poster's daughter will get Rotherham'd and have a brown baby at 13.

>>38389177
Don't think you should be going out with a girl at all if you're married.

Pretty sure that cause another anon here to kys.

>>38389206
Feel like you're a bit late if they're sluts lad.

>>38389233
> Don't think you should be going out with a girl at all if you're married.

Can't tell if you are unironically falling for my bait or outbating me masterfully

>>38389214
ebin has a cute phimosis peen

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>>38389233
Finally listen to the meme band normies wont shut the fuck up about.

They're like a less talented hella or El ten eleven.

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>>38389214
ruining my """"life"""""

good luck with that haha

>>38389214
>ruin ebins life

Lad, he lives in a mouldy room, never leaves the house, smells bad because he showers once a week, has his mum pick out his clothes, and can't even do basic communication with the outside world.

His life is ruined.

Be kind to eachother edition, ignore unpleasantness or attention-seeking, reward good conversation and respect

>>38389277
I know your life is pretty abysmal now, but it could still get worse. You could have nowhere to live.

>>38389247
Do your marriage vows mean nothing to you?

how old is Ebin, lads, is he nearing wizard status?

>>38389267
what does that even look like? Is it just a tight foreskin?

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>>38389317
i drew a diagram a week ago or something

>>38389306
>marriage as a made up church bullshit means something

Don't be daft, laddie

>>38389302
why would you want to ruin his life even more? you sound like a right cunt. and no, i dont orbit ebin, i think he can be a tit sometimes.

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>>38389336
Why don't you just untie the knot at the top?
also
>diagram

>>38389341
Lad, regardless if you believe in the church or God, your vows should mean something.
If you commit to marriage, then you need to follow through. Why be in a relationship if you don't believe in in it? (I know the original post was bait, but my point stands)
>>38389346
This, I even feel sorry for chris chan. I don't get what drives losers to make other losers lives even worse.

>>38389346
probably the self-righteous pseudo middle class who watches benefits street while feeling overly proud of his dead end 20k job and makes assumptions

>>38389363
It doesn't pull down

>>38389336
What am I looking at here? Is that a cola bottle?

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How retarded can London get? I keep thinking we've hit rock bottom, but I am constantly surprised?

>>38389390
diagram of what my penis might look like when erect. Its not as bad as that anymore its a bit more flat now I think but I don't really inspect it

>>38389383
You probably also believe in telling the truth in court because you've sworn on the Bible, kek

>>38389394
Don't be anti-semitic

>>38389346
No one is going to ruin Ebin's life even more. His parents have done that for him. He's just a source of bennies to them.

Having said that, Ebin can drive and owns a car. That's a lot more than some anons have managed in life.

>>38389214
>Hello I'd like to report someone for benefit fraud
>What proof do you have sir
>The faggot keeps attention whoring on 4chan and daring to mess with us waifuposters, he doesn't understand a cuck like him is a dime a dozen
>..Sorry sir could you run down waifuposting for me
>It's the standard of excellence, it all started when based Junfag did...
Are you tyring to get autismbux yourself?

>>38389394
Glad Saqid is tackling the issues that matter while people burn from acid attacks.

>>38389416
No I believe in telling the truth in court because I think they jury should get a clear view of things so the person can get a fair trial.

Unless that cunt is me, then fuck the jury Imma lie my ass off.

>>38389214
>Getting this butthurt over a lonely jobless virgin living in a mouldy room in his parents house
sort yourself out...

>>38389383
This. Integrity is everything, can't stand insincere fucks.

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the only way to get rid of the tripfags is to collate evidence through the archives in an effort to dox them and fuck up their life.

It begins lads. Tomoko-chan is the face of this movement.

>>38389445
>acid attacks and terrorist attacks are part and parcel of living in a major city.
>unless it's pakis attacked by a white guy, that shite should never have happened, and it was a sad sad day.

So what are they gonna say now.

Good evening 'people' because as a catholic, I refuse to be identified as 'the people'. That's proddy language.

>>38389295
Yeah that's Feliks from the boner vid, universally regarded as world #1. Hotel breakfast is croissants and baguettes. For lunch I've been getting some cheese slices and bread and making myself food, the food place at the venue charges 9 euros for a burger and chips. For dinner just the reminder of my bread cheese and olives, I had almost 100 olives yesterday. Might splash out and get some proper food while I'm here. You might have looked Scruffy in the 1st but you'd look like a king in porte dr la chapelle. I'm glad I've seen the centre of Paris. There are so many yanks everywhere I was expecting someone to come up to me and say "/britfeel/ should be shut down"

It makes you appreciate London that's for sure. Hope you're doing well yourself Mr Paris

I have collected every 3rd (You) from the last thread's 250th reply till this one, lads

Ask me anyhting

please answer my autismo question. 1 plain shot of vodka is the same as a shot of vodka mixed with coke or whatever right?

>>38389533
Does yer mum drink wine? Does she drink it aww the time?

>>38389481
there is no way you can do it though

>>38389538
Maybe if you clarify what you mean by ''same''


>>38389554
she does not drink wine at all

Anyone playing splatoon2? Pretty fun lads

>>38389533
Are you baiting or naturally receiving yous for sincere posts

>>38389481
Fuck off you orbiter

>>38389574
I have baited every single shitpost thus far, but it kept the thread going and people actively participated rather than discussing tripfags

>>38389569
it will get you drunk within the same time right

>>38389631
of course not, cause you are diluting it down with the coke. Also you keep them in two separate glasses, don't actually mix that

>>38389481
>fuck up their life
How do you plan to fuck up a life that is already fucked?

What can you take from the man who has nothing? I mean I guess you could take some of his mould

I reckon Ebin is a BritNormie character. BritNormie probably has a bit of mold in his wine cellar and he takes the photos there.

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For the tripfags, it is the end-times. I have come from the far reaches of hell to restore the true tenets of 4chan: anonymity and ephemerality.

Both of which have been so abhorrently negated by the use of a trip. The two main culprits are obvious to us all. They go by the names of 'Ebin' and 'Tilde'.

They will regret the day they ever made a trip on 4chan.

Rally together lads. It is time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzOLCBB2v2A

>>38389653
but how is it weaker if its the same volume of vodka?

tfw you walk past a girl in the street and you can smell the trail of perfume left where she's walked

>>38389670
>find address
>call police
>'he has cp on his computer'
>gets computer taken away
>gets sent to jail for a bit
>cant post

Job done

>>38389336
don't give up on stretching

>>38389741
Wouldn't happen. They'd just ask his ISP to monitor traffic.

>>38389394
it triggers pakis and people like you so what's not to like?

I do have a problem with the homeless.

It's the fact that we all have to graft, and they're expectant. They expect to just be given a life, while others earn it.

Almost that indignant "I know you've got money" look, as if you're committing a moral sin by abstaining from their collection.

I simply will not have it. Why not round these people up and have them tidy up our towns and cities? Give them a square meal and earnings for their efforts, and improve civil morale.

>>38389741
saved this post so they can find you and arrest you for submitting false tips haha

>>38389741
>Jail

FOY

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>>38389776
saved all your posts for future reference.

>>38389773
Most of them are mentally ill or have substance abuse problems.

>>38389771
i still piss in your garden mate, so it is all good

>>38389773
Have you actually grafted for what you have? Or are you just lucky?

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>>38389776
>>38389789
Stop double posting

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>spent the last hour crying and vomiting

Must have been close to 10,000 calories total. Feel so ashamed desu

>>38389797

Some, and they must be processed accordingly. A failing of the state, of which there are many.

>>38389821

Grew up on a council estate, now pay the top-rate tax on a very small amount of my earnings.
Yes, I grafted, the number of letters after my name are a testament to that, at the very least.

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>>38389864
Hi Tilde.

>>38389864
>The in not cuddling you until you stop crying

Think I'm an orbiter lafs

>>38389870
I'd say the vast majority mate. It's pretty tough to be homeless for more than a few weeks unless you are mental or a drunk.

>>38389886
its a fucking lie, nobody cries for an hour. nobody who comes on imageboards anyway

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>>38389264
Big enough that I can see about 5 miles in every direction and only see 2 other farms, I don't know what that converts to in acres. There's no arable on the farm I live on, everything is cows and sheep. The tup (ram) lived in the back garden for a bit, the fields immediately surrounding me are horses as my landlord breeds them and the front garden has ducklings, 4 orphans who I raised in my bathroom until I got her the foster mother with 4 of her own in the pic. There's also chickens and guinea fowl along with whatever wild bird I'm rehab'ing at the time. And my cat, my landlord's cat, and my pigeon. As you can see, I have little to no need for human interaction, I speak more to the creatures than I do to people and that suits me fine. Other than my landlord who lives next door the most I've spoken was to the Tesco delivery driver.

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>>38389944
Hard to believe someone could be that pathetic aha

>>38389955
Thanks lad. Sounds lovely

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why are you ignoring my trip?

Don't you know I am a master edge-lord of the 7th realm?

Can you get dog prostitutes?

Feel like I need to buck my ideas up and do what I've been longing to do for my whole life.

Holy shit, got gifted a whole take away meal because the owners of the place thought I look malnourished and poor. Is this the greatest win or what ?

>>38390017
looking that ill that a takeaway gift you a free kebab out of pity is not really a win in my book tbqh.

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>>38389182
Surprise surprise 4

>>38389993
get a load of this fucking dan brown normie

>>38390017
That's very nice of them anon. Treasure these little moments

Anyone ever tasted their own poo? So bored tonight that I'm thinking of giving it a go, but I dunno if I'm now going mad.

>>38390077
it tastes earthy, whilst piss tastes salty.

t. disgusting dirty man.

>>38389864
Good to see Ebin come cheer him up...

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ladssssssssssssss

Thinking of forcing a meme, lads. What about Dale Winton and his giant inflatable banana?

>>38389483
At least you're not starving and you haven't been mugged so all is not lost. If you can get yourself to Place du Trocadero there's a load of restaurants there that are admittedly tourist traps but you can get a set 3 course meal for about 20 EU, it's an excellent view of the tower when it's lit up and the menus are in English. Just don't have snails as a starter, they're grossly overrated unless you're the sort who likes picking your nose and eating it.

>>38390110
Drank a lot of piss before, it was a fetish of mine between ages 14-16.

Going to wait until I need a poo then I'll take a small bite and report results.

Just think lads. I could sire the next Elliot Rodger into this world.

if i got a hotel room would any stinky neets show up so i can bend them over a bed and fuck them into oblivion?

>>38390236
Depends where lad

>>38390236
Fuck sake lad drop this fetish, you already had the nightmare experience in the car.

>>38390182
I went to that place today to take some Eiffel tower pics. I think when I last wrote t to Paris in 2008 I may have been to the exact same restaurant, any good pizza places you can recommend for early afternoon? I prefer Italian food to French and the Italian food in Paris is very good from what I remember

>>38390203
good man, dont be a pussy though, chomp into it like a ripe fruit

>>38390077
I think it tastes different depending on stool type and what you ate

I can;t believe you ree-tards are actually discussing pootasting

>>38390077
Start off small. Wipe a finger in your bum before wiping. Don't just take a bite of it

>>38390077
If you do it, you are mentally ill.

>>38390317
can you say it tastes bad lad? how would you know unless you try
we have all at least taken a swig of piss at one point

>>38390318
>Don't just take a bite of it
Why? The texture is the most curious part.

>>38390268
Are you at the venue or the hotel, and how far do you mind travelling? I used to get round Paris on my skates and the metro which was very comfy but if you need to get taxis to places it'll all start getting costly.

business idea: eat different diets and taste test the faeces to be some sort of reportoftheweek style figure of the coprophilia world

>>38390271
Planning to take a small nibble and if it tastes alright I'll take a bigger bite. Might even eat the whole thing if it's alright.
>>38390280
Had a curry earlier, so it should be a bit spicy.
>>38390318
I don't want to get mixed up between the taste of shit and the taste of my arsehole though.
>>38390319
Is that really the line? I'm just bored and curious. But then again, I haven't spoken to another human being for 4 months now so maybe I'm losing it?

>>38390343
This is why society just throws money at you and wants you to never emerge amongst people....

>>38390408
Businesses try to make money lad, who will pay for the report?

Sick of being called noncey norman at work.

>>38389864
Might as well post the bowl and give us some pics lad

>>38390446
people with depraved fetishes are usually willing to pay good money for content like that, it would be an extremely unique concept behind a big paywall

>>38390450
Shouldnt be such a massive noncey norman then

>>38390399
The hotel virtually is the location of the venue. I've still got some metro tickets left though, I agree the metro is comfy in a way, although I looked like a right tourist not realising you have to manually open the door on some trains

>>38390463
I've got another idea, Ebin. How about you do a reportoftheweek style mould tasting series where you taste different moulds from around your house and report back on the taste?

>>38390495
the mould fetish niche doesn't have a big market i'd imagine

>did one of the biggest poos of my life
>Have dropped about 3 inches from my waist instantly

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Learning Panda on Tekken 7, lads.

>gotta get to work on my motorbike that only does 25mph
>on a dual carriageway
haha, oh what is this life

>>38390541
dare you to drive in the right lane the entire journey m8

>>38390541
Pretty much sums up learning Panda on Tekken 7

>>38390463
Maybe if you could persuade a grill to do the pics of it being eaten some weird cunt would pay but we've hit a snag here, I don't think there's many grills who would want to eat shit, or be known on the internet as the grill who eats shit, and she'd want paying so that'd cut into your bottom line somewhat.

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>>38390541

sounds dangerous lad

Get the restrictor removed from the exhaust or carb (or both)

No way it can only do 25mph

>>38390513
Ebin lad do you think tilde will pass? need to know before I get too invested

>>38390610
it's a 125cc
I think the clutch is slipping, there's just no power

>>38390617
I think the top half of his face could, I tilted my head while looking at his photo before and it looked like a girl

>>38390607
hmm

>>38390607
I'm the person who brought up the poo tasting in the first place and I am a girl.

>>38390683
Post your feet right fucking now for fuck sake.

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>>38390632


Could be lad

My old 125 could only manage 60mph on a good day and that wasn't fast enough at times

>tfw miss my bike

Cycling is fun but its not the same

>>38390683
you have some serious issues, please don't post anymore

>>38390707
>being this desperate

>>38390679
>, I tilted my head while looking at his photo before and it looked like a girl

thank you for proving my theory. tilde is definitely a real girl .

>>38390541
that's illegal you retard

>>38390707
I'm not trying to be a cunt here, but foot fetishism is the one fetish that I find really disgusting. I hate feet. They make me shiver.
>>38390731
Sorry I've been posting here almost daily since 2015 so I'm going to continue

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All these tripfags are going to give me a fucking mental breakdown. I don't go into some generals on /tg/ as much because of all the shitposting """personalities""".

Post waifus.

>>38390761
there's no minimum speed limit
mopeds are restricted to 30mph, while not illegal it's fucking stupid

>>38390486
Lol'd @ the metro doors, I did that too. If you go to Le Marais over in the 3rd/4th it's got nice restaurants that aren't too touristy and heaving with yanks, it's a nice place to sit at an outdoor cafe and while away some time (weather permitting oc). Also, the architecture there is amazing if you want to get more pictures.
Be warned though, it's the LGBQT area but the best bit about that is they keep the immigrants away to a large degree.

Or, depending on your money situation the restaurants at the east end of Rue du Honoure over towards the Louvre are awesome, there's a place called Coup D' Etat on the left hand side as you're walking eastward. Bit of everything including pizza, I had some good meals there but it's pretty pricey.

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>>38390632

What happens if you take off and give it some full throttle through 1st and 2nd?

Does it just rev to the moon and not really move?

>>38389336
Looks like a tall policeman with a small head

>>38390768
do you own a pigeon?

>>38390783
>wah tripfags
>post waifus

you're encouraging avatar fagging and personalities yourself

>>38390513
You do realise that you could be living in a place that is culturing the next penicillin? You'd be famous and rich, get licking those walls lad.

>>38390768
>but foot fetishism is the one fetish that I find really disgusting.
What about cuckolding?

Hey guys ;) who here has a cute british accent?

>>38390783
Plenty of the personalities on here are waifufags. Cliquey waifuposters at that.

>>38390806
No comment.
>>38390853
Not into black guys.

Remember Jun lads? what a lad haha

>>38390679
So if Tilde wears a hajib he'll pass, is that what you're saying?

>>38390799
yup, all noise and no go
happens normally too, it can chug along picking up speed but if you rev it too high it revs but the power isn't getting to the wheel

>>38390783
>Post waifus.

people like yourself are why there are so many trip fag personalities here, you fucking retard.

>>38390825
Waifu posting =! avatar fagging, in my opinion. The primary difference being that it's one post. I go back to being anonymous after one post.

Avatarfags and namefags, I would argue, are such because they do it over, and over again.

Hell, I post my waifu once a thread, (not even that, really) and you'd have trouble identifying me outside of that one post, and that's how I like it.

>>38390874
I suppose it would attract that sort.

>>38390683
Then you need to take pics and follow Ebin's business idea of putting it behind a paywall so weirdos will give you money to see, so I don't.

>>38390879
Cuckolding doesn't have to involves blacks. You could get dicked down by a big white lad and I'll cuddle you at home.

>Lass tells people to message her
>Message her and she has nothing to talk about
>She says not to text her if I have nothing to talk about
For fuck's sake lads

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>>38390902

Yeah lad the clutch is away

It will only get worse the more you try and ride it

Shouldn't be too expensive to put right t b h

>>38390879
>Not into black guys.

You're defo not a real girl.

>>38390879
what do you think of all the guys on r9k that complain about women only going for chads and having high standards etc?

>>38390924
You're the minority when it comes to waifuposting though. Most of them post theirs multiple times in the thread and like to be known as '*instertwaifus namehere*lad'. It's avatarfagging with a nice dash of namefagging.

>>38390924
>mado
>sakulad
>lenlad

All these faggots do it once a thread too. But in a recurring general it builds up an identity because it's consistent. the fact they have names and traits associated to them makes them personalities

>>38390978
worn plates then?

Had the clutch cover off yesterday and my dad said they looked alright
the bike's been stood for about 4 years, it's had oil in it so I don't know how they could have degraded doing nothing

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>>38390909
Why are you so frustrated lad

>>38390806
No, Keith Flint's cohabitor has no intention of eating shit, I can assure you. Different grills.

>>38391006
great post ebin, top quality

>>38390866
We all do. Fuck off Yank.

there are a few girls that post in britfeel. one owns a pigeon and another has Aspergers

>THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SOME BOARD GAME ONLINE WILL BE TAKING PLACE AT 9 TONIGHT.

>This is also a service call for asking why the fuck we don't do film nights anymore.

Thank you.

>>38390895
got the image of his willy burned into my head haha

>>38390898
or he does the anime girl pose with an oversized jumper over his mouth, I'm sure he has a nice lower face anyway


>>38390909
they're all normies, probably out bumming eachother on the weekend anyway

>>38390938
she'd have to send me the video first so I can test the viability of it

you know lads I thought ebin was being autistic about the waifuposter boogeyman but I believe he might have been right

>>38390004
What do you mean?
Hxvkkk

>>38390727
Me too man, had an 30 odd year old CG 125 that downhill did 50 and it still felt so quick.

>>38390990
They don't know what they're talking about and don't have much experience of women.

>>38391056
Men in dresses are not girls, lad.

>>38391050
>we all do.
Lad, I'm from West fife, living in Edinburgh, I can assure I don't have a sexy accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein57OSrqoA
Video related, I'm the one with the accent.

>>38391068
Havent played in a while but i cant make it tonight. Any plans for one tomorrow?

>>38391068
because nobody can be arsed to set up a stream for us to watch

>>38391002
That's when I'd say it crosses a line, but I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with waifuposting as is, it's just that it tends to attract the wrong sort.

>>38391006
I suppose. I really can't dispute or add anything to that that isn't already evident.

>see some pajeet desserts in tesco (rassomalai/ gulabjam/etc)
>it's a container with super sweet delicious milk and some patty-like thingies that taste amazing

I can see now why pajeets have 10 inch arms and 42 inch waistlines.

I mean, indian genetics aside.

>>38390990
I think they are massive hypocrites to be honest. They are at the bottom of the sexual market but they think they are too good for someone like me just because I'm a bit overweight. But the truth is that being socially dysfunctional as a man is the same as being fat as a woman in sexual market value.

>>38391068
Movie night ended because some faggot starting doxxing everyone who would go there.

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>>38391146
you could fix that in 3 months with a little bit of effort, even worthless neets like me had the will to lose weight, no excuse

>>38391068
How am I supposed to play a board game with you?

>>38391166
You don't have the will to do much else, though.

>>38391180
put the cake down fatty

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>>38391056
I'm the pigeon one, I don't wear dresses.

>>38391166
Well if I fixed that I'd want someone better than someone with bad social skills, wouldn't I? Having great social skills is the sexiest thing a man can have. It's much more important than looks to me and I think to other women too.

If I put a massive effort into changing myself for three months I'm not going to go out with someone who can't handle a social situation just because they happen to be naturally skelly.

>>38391203
I'm a different anon, you spoon. I'm underweight.

>>38391209
your bf has shit taste in socks.
Cute pigeon though.

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>>38391240
thought you were this female

>>38391217
this has to be bait

>>38391079
Boogeymen, there's more than one. I think he's right too. We're not daft, spergs see patterns and I see a great big fuck off one when those two/three are actively posting.

>>38391270
It isnt bait. Why would it be? I'm not saying anything shocking.

>>38391138
My Tesco doesn't do them because rural area with no pajeets. I'll see if they do them online.

chips for the chinky taste well better then the ones from the chippy.
What a crazy world we live in.

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Ight so I've lost all interest in life, nothing really new, but wanted to join the military after I finished uni, denied because due to a medical reason, and recently everything else I barely had an interest in (League, Cs, anime) has died off.

now what?

>>38391313
because you just contradicted yourself, you can fix your ""weight"" in 3 months and be automatically above bad social skills but they can't just give themselves the ability to handle social situations

so a fat girl dates someone with poor social skills because they are "equal", she loses weight and is now better and cucks him for someone else. Wonder why I don't want to date females haha

>>38391353
>Walking past a chinese yesterday
>Cashier is on the phone with a perfect English accent
I was amazed. My eyes physically bulges because I've never actually spoken to an East Asian person

>>38391353
yeah i always thought this, i could eat an unlimited amount of chinky chips, but chippy ones are usually mediocre at best

>>38391353
I don't really eat chips, but when I get the chinky chips I fucking devoir them.

>>38391369
You contradict yourself all the time but we don't call it bait.

>>38391122
I'm planning to start setting them up every few days or so. check the thread regularly. They'll take place at their usual time of around 9pm.

>>38391110
well most of their knowledge of women comes from memes doesn't it. i am friends with a feminist women who think most men are evil. social isolation creates a fictitious view of reality.

>>38391146
i agree with the first point. most of them are average and they expect a qt virgin gf, which is just retarded.


>t I'd want someone better than someone with bad social skills, wouldn't I

what do you consider bad social skills though? most men are pretty bad with women, and women probably have worse social skills than men in general but they dont have to approach the other sex so they can get away with it.

most men hate approaching women, dont have a clue with how to approach women or when to do it. this is why women have so many creepy experiences with men.

only like 5% of men are super confident. most normies are not exactly confident, and are pretty quiet around new people.

>>38391369
Social skills can be fixed too. I went to school with a lot of boys who came out of their shell massively after working hard at it.

Obviously it's really hard but so is losing weight.

>>38391398
They don't have to be a fearless chad approaching woman but if you can't talk to a small group of people they already know in a normal conversation and make them laugh and be charismatic etc. then I think it's quite bad social skills.

I wouldn't mind someone like that though, but they think they are above me which I don't think is true.

>>38391434
so how old are you? whats your living situation?

>>38391446
I'm 25 and I live in a small 1 bed flat alone.

Hello lads, bit of a mad one here.

I can't go into the details too much, but I managed to open a portal to what seems to be another dimension in the corner of my room. I can poke my head through this black-ish hole thing and immediately I find myself looking at what I can only imagine is another universe. I can see stars, planets and shit etc.
When I try to speak in the portal I am unable to, but it's almost as if the universe can understand what I'm saying and replies back in a weird deep voice.

Am I in over my head here?

>>38391473
>>38391473
>Am I in over my head here?

No, but you are on the wrong board

>>>/x/

>>38391360
If possible could you tell us what the reason was because if I cant find work soonish after finishing uni next year Ill be joining military hopefully.

>>38391471
don't you want a boyfriend? I'm sure with a bit of effort you could easily find a provider to live with

>>38391473

Is it planning on paying rent?

help lads the portal has shape-shifted into my uncle and is raping me.

>>38391242
Lol, ex-lodger's socks. I agree, they left fluff all over the carpet.

>>38391508
Not looking for a "provider". I have a job where I work from home, make about 900-1100 a month which is more than enough to live here because I'm in a really cheap town in the north.

I don't see the point of trying to get a boyfriend because all of the guys in my league think they are worthy of QTs. And I'm not aiming too high, I consider myself in the lowest league and I'd be suited for a socially anxious NEET type.

>>38391434
>but if you can't talk to a small group of people they already know in a normal conversation and make them laugh and be charismatic etc.

yeah, that is awfully bad but i dont think anyone that actually has friends is that bad, or they are a real exceptional fuck. even quiet people are kinda confident around their friends.

most of the people here like ebin have god awful social skills because they dont go outside and have friends to talk with.

>>38391555
>I'd be suited for a socially anxious NEET type
>>38391217
>I'd want someone better than someone with bad social skills, wouldn't I?

Sincerely fuck off

>>38391555
Being a britfeel regular would put me off desu

>>38391360
>>38391491
they can just flat out refuse you

I had a semi-nerdy cousin rejected, he was decently /fit/ from football but they still rejected him

I don't think robots can make it in the army, navy/submarines might be different though

>>38391518
very very funny lad, enjoyed that a lot

>>38391555
>I consider myself in the lowest league and I'd be suited for a socially anxious NEET type

you could snap up someone in your league from here within minutes I'd think, but I understand not wanting too

>Ebin not so subtly trying to get a bf

>>38391581
No I mean if I put 3 months hard work into improving myself then I'd want someone else who'd also put hard work into improving themselves.

But I haven't, so I'd be happy with someone else who hasn't.

>>38391600
Honestly, I don't think so. Most people here would never go out with an overweight girl. They'd probably just shag me and then be ashamed to be actually with me.

>>38391618
I don't want a fat girlfriend who eats her own shit though, I even tried to call "her" a fatty just a few posts up

>>38391644
See, even you think you are too good for me, and you're the lowest one here except Poleaboo. So how on earth could I "snap up someone in minutes"?

>>38391640
>Most people here would never go out with an overweight girl

I'd say this is far from the truth, I see a lot of skinny beats with whale girlfriends/wives. I never understood it but its frequent

>>38391660
well I don't want any girlfriend really, I'm not capable of it. I'm talking about failed normies who are desperate

>>38391644
Stop being so tsundere, Ebin-kun~

>>38391640
i would go out with an overweight girl. it depends how overweight though.

>>38391640
>Most people here would never go out with an overweight girl

have you tried going on a dating site or something? a lot of guys are ashamed to get with a fat girl if they are slim. you could probably get with an over weight guy quite easily

>>38391678
>skinny guys with big gfs
>don't understand it
Lad, if you've even been with a skeletor, you'd know.

>>38391596
Fuck man this is worrying. Will be being an asian make an impact or not because I went to the army careers centre yesterday to have a chat about what I could be doing and they seemed sound.

>>38391678
I don't think so.
>>38391683
I'm 5'7 and just shy of 16 stone.
>>38391687
Been on a few dating sites. Just full of guys who just want to shag with no strings attached.

>>38390177
we've already been there and done that lad

He was even in the op image for a while

>>38391473
BritNormie is venturing into sci fi now. Yes yes, well done BritNormie.

tfw ocd
origunu

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>>38391722
>5'7
Fuck off, why are girls so much taller than me

>>38391705
i'm skinny but i'm not attracted to skinny girls. i only like chubby/fat girls. i don't really understand it either

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Won herself a pass to some far off moon
It was second class but what's to lose
And looking out her window she could more than assume
That you can't see air or time

She's the only rocketeer in the whole damn place
They gave her a mirror so she could talk to a face
She still got plenty lonely but that's just the case
With time, time, time

Started hearing voices sometime in June
She knew she could go crazy but didn't think that soon
Now she doesn't feel lonely but she'd just as soon
Try, try, try try

Man shot to the moon
I read a paperback and want to go real soon
I'm shot to the moon
Been there a half an hour, I want to come home soon

>>38391731
You will never be a writer brit normie.

>>38391709
just go for the Navy

With a degree you should walk into some officer roles

>>38391680
I'm sad I couldn't save tildeanon, i'd only ever orbit him

>>38391705
I can't say I know, but what would compel someone to date a fat girl, all it requires is a bit of effort and its easily fixxable for them. Even if I don't understand why they do it they exist in plenty

>>38391731
britnormie is currently occupied roleplaying as an obese girl

>>38391555
What do you do, working from home? What sort of thing?

>>38391473
Reporting you to mummy may for not paying your empty bedroom tax, a universe sized empty bedroom is gonna be a hell of a bill

>>38391722
you're not going to find decent people on dating sites

>>38391722
>I'm 5'7 and just shy of 16 stone.

t h i c c

How can girls enjoy rimming a guy, lads? Male butt is absolutely disgusting as opposed to female savoury booty. I can't imagine having to do it if i were a girl

>>38391742
I don't mind fat guys at all, but the only ones who actually put themselves out there are the ones who are funny and socially confident, and they usually get quite good looking gfs.

>>38391766
I'm a self-taught illustrator. Whenever I say this, everyone on here assumes that I draw furry porn but it's nothing like that. I've done illustrations for childrens books, for newspapers, etc.
>>38391779
Yeah that became obvious.

>>38391765
Skeleton birds look aesthetically pleasing, but if you've ever tried to snuggle, sleep beside it's pretty brutal lad.

>>38391788
i don't understand anal. i like licking girls assholes but i have no desire of shoving my dick in there

>>38391788
rimming's alright if it's a cute boy, like

>>38391800
i'm sure you're not that bad looking. post a pic or at least post someone with a body similar to yours

>>38391800
I used to be 16stone and it was beyond easy getting to a low weight. Just cut out calorie dense and junk food (you don't have to cut it out completely). Do some moderate excercise and try calorie count 1k-.1.2k calories a day (this is extremely easy to do while filling yourself up satisfyingly, i'd say you could push it to 600-800 if you wanted)

I wouldn't reccomend going down the extreme route though cause you end up with a disgusting body like mine but its not hard. Its unbelievable how better you'd feel by just losing weight

>>38391871
Stop humble bragging and get off your high horse.

>>38391871
>Fill yourself up satisfyingly
>1200 calories

How?

>>38391871
If you can do that, why haven't you read books on social skills and then tried to practice?

Different things are easy for different people. I've tried to lose weight and it's hard for me. I assume that you haven't even tried to improve your social skills.

Chef is a proper boss film

>>38391917
Veggy-tables, as the hairy bikers would say

>>38391722
>just shy of 16 stone.
That's more than just 'fat' for fuck sake.

>>38391788
I don't know why but bless their hearts. Blowjobs don't even compare anymore, yanks should look into rimjobs since they're all cuttlets.

>>38391871
Adding to this a ketogenic diet is always something to try I dropped like 7 kg rapido just to see how shredded I could get.

>>38391885
It really isn't humble bragging, my body is disgusting anyway but it feels so much better being a lower weight and anybody can attain it with little effort.

>>38391917
well I just ate once a day and picked at food but I didn't diet healthy haha. but for example

bowl of cereal or something - 200 calories
300-400 calorie lunch - extremely easy
then you could have a 400-600 calorie evening meal which could be anything

see how easy it is? Just don't snack on junk food


>>38391920
thats a different situation

>>38391871
>1k-1.2k
>600-800kcal

you have no idea what youre talking about, eating that little is very unhealthy. you only need to maintain a ~500cal daily deficit to lose about a pound a week, and losing weight any faster than that is generally not advised either. go away you tripfag.

>>38391980
>That's a different situation.

Yes but it's still fixable.

>>38389864
Wtf Tilde, why do you actually binge? Why don't you just, not? If you want to lose weight, binging seems very counter-productive.

I don't understand bulimiafags. Anorexia I can understand, it's simple. But bulimia I just don't get

>>38391950
That's two of me.

>>38391993
being obese is unhealthy, I've been at a good weight for years now eating like shit and its nothing to do with my metabolism being good

>>38392002
I don't know about that

>>38392018
uncontrollable urges

>>38392018
Because his whole life is about food. Every hour he's thinking about eating something unhealthy.

>>38391978
The ketogenic diet is also a good way to fuck your stomach up in the long term. I used to do it and how I have gastritis that won't go away.

i'd rather date an overweight girl than an underweight girl tbqh

reminder to ignore tripfags

bloxocubes

>>38392054
Well I do know about that and I can tell you that it is fixable. It's a very good comparison with weight loss. Takes a lot of effort and discipline but it's fixable.

>>38392054
>being obese is unhealthy, I've been at a good weight for years now eating like shit and its nothing to do with my metabolism being good

completely unrelated to anything i said in my post, you illiterate tripfag

>>38392070

Bloxocubes is an elite meme on par with 'this plate is your fate'

>>38392070
it wont happen lad unfortunatley, britfeel is dead
if they dont get any (you)s they just reply to themselves anonymously in a way that encourages others to do the same

>>38391752
Any particular reasons why mate, because I do get seasick very easy if it gets rough lol.

>>38392198
the army will want /fit/ giga chads

the navy and airforce are a lot more relaxed, you'll get more postings abroad too.

>>38392236
>army want /fit/chads
Nah lad. Engineers and tank brigade are top lads. Only squaddies are chads, and they're cannon fodder. Nae cunt likes squaddies.

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The album purchase that saved /britfeel/

>>38392289
The dope on dope and the doopees.....

>featuring caroline novac

Forecast says we'll be getting a heatwave tomorrow and the day after boys, up to 31 degrees predicted

>>38392264
go in as a tankie and you'll spend 20yrs stuck in Bovington, all the army postings like germany etc have been brought back inhouse due to cuts.

At least with the RAF you could be posted to the US or Cyprus, something actually interesting.

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Update from the anon making the brit/feel/ mario party 2 board. I could probably add more brit/feel/ maymays, but otherwise it's mostly complete.

Would anyone be interested in playing it over project 64 netplay at some point?

>>38392343
Join the navy, maybe you'll get lucky and be sent to Japan

>>38392334
How hot is it looking for the 25th to the 27th?
I had to rewrite that because someone might make a gay joke

>>38392334
good night to top myself me thinks.

>>38391146
Wrong, even fat girls have chubby chasers lusting after them. There is literally not a single thing a woman could do to make her so repulsive not a single guy is interested. Even those acid attack girls have guys wanting them. So no, it's not the same.

>it looks like ive inherited my mums ibs

>>38392367
maybe for a pretty rare port visit

but the RN don't have japanese postings like the americans do. You'll more likely have port calls in the baltic or around the ME

>>38392382
Fucking do it lad.
>tfw wonder if the anons that say they're doing it actually do it.

To be fair I wonder if the trips/avatarfags who claim they're doing it ever do it too.

Haven't seen albarnlad about since he said he was gonna.

>>38392353
Looks decent lad. How come the pictures in the windows are so small though?

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>tfw watch Das Boot and want to be a submariner.

Why did a film that ends badly for the sublads make me wanna be one?

>>38392371
whats special about the 25th lad?

>>38392393
Yeah, I am sure I could get chubby chasers to use me for sex but I don't just want sex, I want a relationship. And that's what I can't get.

>>38392462
Which version are you watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-SiZSlmhI

Song of the year lads.

>>38392264
What roles do engineers play in the army bud because itll be a mechanical engineering degree i finish with so would probably be joining these guys.

>>38392462
cus ur a closeted homo

>>38392493
The mini series lad. It's the definitive version.

>>38392496
Mainly bridge laying, clearing mine fields and blowing shit up.
Zappers have the best jobs lad.

>>38392519
Lad, woman can be in subs now too.
>tfw female submariners are proper whores.
>tfw probably still couldn't get my hole.

>>38392534
Good. If it was anything else I'd kill you

i would join the army but i hate running. i can't even run half a mile without stopping

Great, all this chat about about the possibility of not getting in has made me nervous about applying for the RAF

>>38392562
Fucking mon then lad. I've learned krav maga from a young age, I'll fucking destroy you like the IDF do the palistinian common folk.

>>38392407
That's bad luck anon, I inherited her house. What a pisser for you.

>>38392573
That's why they spend something like 28 weeks training you up

>>38392588
Lad, just fucking do it. Worst happens they refuse you.

I spent a long time putting off applying for the police.

then I applied. I got refused because I had a criminal charge for firearms as a 16 year old because some prick grassed me in for having an air rifle with no license. You'll be fine.

>>38392481
Well, you said it was only 3 months work to better yourself so you know what you've got to do don't you? Or eat some more cake, it's your life

>>38392627
wait you need a license for an air rifle?

>>38392646
You do after some cunt shot a kid in the head, I think

What was for dinner today lads?
I had some nice bbq chicken wings.

>>38392467
I'm visiting someone and I don't want it to be really hot

>>38392636
>You said it was only 3 months work

No, Ebin said that. Plus it's pointless. Why should I work hard to lose weight just to get a guy who can't even be bothered to improve his social skills?

>>38392660
My dad made pasta, which was nice. Wasn't filling though

>>38392658
No, but you do have to be 18

>>38392660
My mum made pasta. It was filling but bland.

>>38392627
I will apply anyway but the fact that I have no other prospects means I'm worried about failing

>>38392717
Wish I'd got that rather than what I'd got

>>38392660
had some pasta and jaw sauce

>>38392737
I wish I'd gotten nice pasta desu

>>38392717
My great aunt made pasta, if was not filling and bland

>>38392718
Haha same here man its just so dead although never really run outside to be fair.

>>38392682
Don't look at me to convince you. You don't know who you could hook up. You're generalising that any bloke will have lousy social skills but you don't know that for sure. What you do know is that you can't hook up while you're a landwhale so maybe you need to address that first, do it for your own sake and if you still don't get anybody return to being a landwhale, there's plenty of cake in the shops and all that.

>>38392682
Why should he work hard to improve his social skills when you can't even be bothered to lose weight?
Works both ways, fatty.

>>38392689
my dad gave me an air rifle for christmas when i was 15 i think

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>>38392448
the board resolutions in MP2 have to be 1152 by 860. This image for example would take up a significant chunk of the board.

>>38392762
It takes a few months for them to process everything so I'll use that time to exercise

>>38392741
What's jaw sauce?

>>38392682
i'm a skinny social retard and i'd go out with a fat girl and i sure i'm not the only one. you'll find someone

>>38392814
That's exactly my point. I'm happy to go out with someone with shitty social skills. But they don't want me because i'm overweight. They are in my league at the moment but they think they are too good for me.

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Just ate a live spider in a fit of immense anger lads.

>almost 9 PM
Time to get out of bed I think lads haha

I'm so fucking bored, I literally have not been outside since I finished sixth form a month ago. Please give me something to do, I'll do it

>>38392899
what did it taste like?

ori ori

How do people know what they want in life?

>>38392334
Shit, it's going to be 18 degrees here. I'll fucking melt

>>38392932
By looking at the one thing they cannot attain.

>>38392862
Have you not seen the 5 guys in this very thread saying they'd go out with a fat chick?

>>38392923
Pretty rancid. Was a bit like off milk but less tangy and very dull.

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>>38390783

Saturday evening

woo

>>38392954
Of course not. She's playing the victim. Just like the guys in this thread who claim they can't get birds despite girls probably thinking they are cute.

>>38392944
Maybe.

I've been thinking about it lately, but I just can't decide, I don't know lads, I just don't know.

>>38392954
One guy said he would rather go out with an overweight girl than an underweight one, and there was one guy who said "you'll find someone" which is a bit different than "where do you live, do you have contact details?"

>>38392676
another britfeel romance I'm guessing? can't wait to hear about this one

>>38392717
my exhousemates mum made him spag bol, he froze 3 tubs which I've just found now.
had 1, very nice and filling

>>38393050
>stealing food
Fuck off, you cunt

>>38392660
indian takeaway, jahlfrezi, however the fuck you spell it.

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>>38392660
mummy bought me egg fried rice/curry sauce from takeaway but I threw it in a fit of rage.

I'm going to have some ice cream with galaxy ripple/star sprinkles I think instead

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>>38393050
i dont like thieves

>>38393141
>but I threw it in a fit of rage.
Why?

>>38393141
i hate you
you sicken me deeply

>BOARDGAMEONLINELADS

Get in here you cunts

https://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mF8v&k=f6I

https://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mF8v&k=f6I

>>38393185
No, it was really fucking boring last time

whats the logistics behind taking carrier bags from self service? are they checking on the screen and then seeing if I take one? everytime I go in it seems like the people checking over the self service aren't even looking at the screen


>>38393156
My brother went into the kitchen and sneezed/touched the packets and he also left a dirty pot noodle tub on the side so I lost it. I threw the rice into the used pot noodle and rendered it uneatable

>>38393141
>Throwing food someone has given to you
Doxxanon, find this lad so I can sit him on the naughty step

>>38393195
Ebin, is your whole family tinks or just you? I always wondered.

Also, your dad isn't around is he?

>>38393118
That's what I had tonight. Fucking brilliant.

>>38392899
Why would you eat it and not squish it if angry?

found a picture of ebins toilet lads
>>>/b/738979181

>>38392987
fuck off you attention starved mongoloid

>>38393194
This. Worst board game going.

>>38393240
I get the urge to bite things when angry. Don't ask why because I don't really know why myself. I always just brushed it off as autism.

Everyday there is a news report about someone dying from Es.
Lad, why do people even take them?

>>38393020
where do you live and post your contact details then

>>38393264
I bite my hands when I'm frustrated or angry. Got big callouses on my fingers from it. Not autistic or anything, I dunno what it is.

>>38392987
can you hurry up and make a chemical compound that cures depression

>>38393159
I might leave soon desu, this place makes me feel awful most of the time. Feels like a lot of posters aren't people I relate too and vice-versa
>>38393219
I keep telling her not to buy takeaway for me even if its just rice, I don't like it really

>>38393223
a lot of them have problems I'd say and he is