>be 32 >still don't know how to order a haircut at

>>38429208
I don't know what to ask for either dude, I just tell them that I want something tidy, and they do this all the time so its up to them

Just cut your own hair. Its pretty easy

>>38429208
>"o-o-one haircut please"

Fucking hell you need to get into comedy

>>38429208
Why are you ordering by number of haircuts senpai

Tell them "I need a cut"

Then tell them how you want it, being as vague or specific as you want.

>>38429208
well obviously they were laughing because that was a kind of funny joke - nobody would unironically say "one haircut please," are you going to get 2 or something? thing was you're just being autistic

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As a person that doesn't have English as his first language,I probably would've done the same mistake

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>>38429208
>"o-o-one haircut please"

My fucking sides holy shit

>>38429208
Have a few beers next time.

Then go to one of them hipster barbers that give you free beer. Then if you are drunk or get drunk it's thier fault

>>38429411
The door's that way norman

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>>38429389
esl here as well, i dont even know how to ask for a haircut in my own language

i just come up to the barber and say along the line of
>"cut real short pls especially the sides"
>" use machine no. 1 and 2 on both sides and back, and scissors on top p-pls"
>pic related is kinda what i want to get (idk what the style is called)

i've been to barbershops in england when i studied there and no one ever laughed when i used my engrish like above, how exactly do you englishmen ask your barbers?

>>38429525
You will never look as good as the man pictured

>>38429208
I usually just show them a picture of myself with the haorcut I got after the previous visit.
Then I endure the torture of the barber trying to make smalltalk while I have nothing to say, followed by the awkward silence when the barber realizes his/her folly and finishes up.

>>38429208
fucking KEK please let this be true