>be a father
>have 13 year old son
>I always knew he'd grow up to be a loser
>he's a complete nerd, really into star wars
>also claims he is a "fiction-kin"
>mightbeautistic.gif
>he says he identifies as the Force
>not even Darth Vader or Luke, just the fucking Force
>he has long hair
>I order him to get a haircut (maybe he could get a gf or something if he didn't look like a damn hobo)
>after twenty minutes he walks into the room, his hair still long as shit
>I ask him why he didn't get a haircut
>"I like my hair, it's my choice dad! "
>notthisshit.jpg
>already an edgy rebel
>his sister comes in
>walks up to the little faggot
>"I think his hair is cute!"
>she caresses his head
>mfw my 14-year-old daughter stroked an uncut force-kin
>>38434810
Is this original? If so, it's pretty good.
>>38434810
I chuckled
Put me in the cap
>>38434866
it is, I randomly came up with it today, thanks anon
>>38434810
Kek'd. Got me there OP
>>38434894
u a lie
Put me in the screencap! That was pretty good OP, it's rare to see original shitposting nowadays.
that's an above average kek
>>38435020
feel free to look up this greentext then, if it's not origamial
>tfw your thread slowly fades into the depths, probably being overwhelmed by blacked and fembot threads
>>38434810
A mildly amusing and original greentext? Now that's something I have not seen in a long time, a long time.
Brb gonna whore this post on leddit