how many times a week do you usually have sex, r9k?

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>>38435003
I'm a virgin of course

0 but ideally would be twice a week

If your answer isn't zero you need to leave

>>38435003
Haven't in about 8 weeks because my son was born 7 weeks ago and my wife doesn't feel cute yet

>>38435003
It depends if my pillow is feeling horny or not, but usually around 10.

>>38435188

Too bad Chad's getting it daily from her. :)

>>38435003
i rape my right hand about 15 times a week

I fuck my girlfriend once or twice a week. We've been dating for 6 years.

>>38435003
Oh fuck off, you already know the answer

>>38435003
3ish probably

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>>38435225
Hey I got a (you). Thank (you) too

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>>38435188
>doesn't feel cute yet
>falling for it

Does jerking off alone count as sex?

>>38435003
I haven't had sex in years.
I think it's been around six years.
I don't really think about it all that much.
I don't really enjoy the company of females, though I'm not sexually attracted to males.
It's kind of a catch-22.

seven unless your mum is busy that night

Like 4 to 8 times a day.

Having two boyfriends is fun at times but it can really tire you out.

I've legitimately lost about 10 pounds recently because I don't have time to like idly eat when I'm bored because I'm literally never bored.

>>38435003
I have sex around 30 times a week with myself

>>38435188
>>38435269
>>38435307
You are normies. Leave.

>>38435577
I love this board. I know I don't belong but it's so comfy. Me and the wife browse it together alot. And then when work is slow like this you can guarantee I'm here

>>38435003
With myself? In a week?
A good 1-2 times a day.

>>38435532
It's probably just the good dick.

I sleep better at night and have lots more energy after my wageslavery ends for the day.

DESU senpai I haven't even had a migraine lately, used to be I had a really debilitating migraine once a week or so.

>>38435003


Six. I do it every day except saturday. Saturday is fap/whores day

Boyfriend and I aren't very sexually active. Maybe like once a week or once every 2 weeks. I don't really desire sex, but I understand it's importance in a relationship. I usually give my boyfriend sex when he's had a rough day at work or at the end of a week.

>boyfriend gets home from work
>after he unpacks his things I tell him we can have sex after he finishes showering and freshening up
>we cuddle and I let him have sex with me
>sometimes he cries because he sucks at his job and is happy that he has someone to comfort him

>>38435970
I've been tested before after sketchy European dick while I was on vacation and everything was fine.

They aren't gay, and both are relatively inexperienced at least compared to me. If anything I'd have given them stuff but I'm quiet sure I've never had an STD.

>>38435755
>migraines once a week
Did you take anything for those, except dick I mean?

>>38436139
Yeah, my mom has migraines a lot too and she gives me Rizatriptan. They usually worked really well but occasionally took a while.

>>38436165
I'm a female with a vagina.

They don't fuck each other, just me.

>>38436246
Did you just take triptanes for the attacks then, or anything prophylactic too to try and lower the migraine days?
Just curious because I get migraines too.

me and gf are in young 20s, been dating 4 years and we have sex about once per year

i jerk minimum twice a day

100% srs

>>38435003

2-3 times probably. Sometimes I'd just rather jerk off, it's easier.

>>38435003
>sex
>r9k
Where do you think we are?

>>38436307
I've never taken anything like first hand, just stuff she had and gave me. I don't have insurance and I haven't been to the doctor in a while.

I can say that she hasn't been given anything but the Riza stuff but they work well for her too.

>>38436308
Better than having super aids I guess.

>>38436798
I'm okay looking I suppose.

They are kind of beta though, not really but just shy I guess.

>>38435003
between 3 and 21 times a week usually anon, you?

>twice today so far

Once a day. Got a refugee wife recently and we're trying for a baby. Well, not during her time of the month.

I spend the night with my gf three times a week, and we have sex twice usually, so six times.

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well I lost my virginity on Wednesday, and did it once on thursday and we fooled around last night instead of sex because it was her time of the month. So I guess I'd have to say twice
pic related, was me this morning

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>had sex just 1 time two years ago
>be drunk at club recently
>talk to qt girl and get number
>meet up again, get drunk, try to have sex but I couldn't get a boner
>f-fuck, must be the beers right
>try again next day, same thing happens
>try again next day, works for five minutes, then doesn't
>we have everything in common(she even likes anime and likes talking about suicide like me) and like eachother
>she "doesn't have time" for me anymore, gee wonder why

So I've finally acquired the skills to talk to females but I can't pleasure them. I feel like my fucking dick's been chopped off

>>38435003
0

I did have sex once in college.

>>38435003

None. I have sex none times a week. Or ever.

The planets aligned once and I took a really incredibly drunk slut home from a bar. I couldnt get hard, and after 5 minutes of trying she laughed me out of her apartment.

>>38435003
I've been alive for 1306 weeks, I guess that makes it zero on average. 0.0000 to be precise.