/r9k/ Types Of Robots

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>>38523181
Don't forget grillbots

>>38523181
>"Fembot"

get the fuck out of here with this garbage you stupid fuck. there's no myth about it. women can NEVER be robots. it is as simple as it being a fucking fact.

>>38523181
What about "Smart-bots" I suppose?
>Robots who are autsitic as fuck but have intelligence and skill to make up for their social ineptitude
Or would this be redundant, as we already have Cyborg.

Cyborgs don't exist, they are normalfags in denial.
Blackbots don't need their own seperate catergory.
Fembots don't exist.
Apex robot sounds like wiz.

Robot: You have never had sex or been in any sort of romantic relationship, and have no friends

Cyborg: You have never had sex or been in any sort of romantic relationship, but you have one friend (who you hate)

Fembot: You are an invisible pink unicorn

Fuck your normalfag definitions

I have no friends, no gf but I have a job, travel sometimes by myself and have had sex with dozens of escorts. The only thing about this that bothers me is how shit my job is

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>>38523181
>-Alpha Robot/Apex Robot: i probably just made this up but i got curious and started to imagine a robot that actually didn't give a fuck about women or beign a virgin and really wanted to live like this but right now i will go safe and say this doesn't exist

>be me
>out drinking with female friend of mine
>she gets really drunk and starts talking about how last time we hung out she was really horny
>just laugh and say "haha that's funny"

She's just a friend, all it is to me is an ego boost.

>>38523302
Yeah i thought blackbot wasnt necesary but i saw it in another thread and couldnt think about anything else

>>38523423
Are you literally me? In the most original fashion?

>>38523322
Come on there must be much more about beign a robot than not having sex

>>38523468
Yes, we are all a part of the hivemind.

>>38523219
original maximum kek

>>38523423
holy shit so you guys do exist i thought i was daydreaming with that shit i mean do you really enjoy living like that?

>>38523229
I see a bunch of threads everyday asking about fembots and fembots themselves making the post i still think it cant be real tho

>>38523481
Being a robot is about not fitting in society, i.e. a lack of interpersonal relationships. If you are able to navigate the social rituals required to have a girlfriend or sex, you are not a robot.

>>38523260
Yeah tfw to intelligent has something to do with winning the genetic lottery i think so

>>38523535
I don't know. I'm not interested in her. What can I say? Maybe I'm picky. Either way, a long term relationship with her would be impossible because of our living situations and locations. I'm 100% monogamous so I don't really want any ONS anyway. I know a lot of people here are thirsty for human affection in a physical way, but that's their prerogative, not mine. I'd rather find a cutie I actually like than be with someone I don't fancy.

>>38523571
best definition i have seen this is the pure robot for sure

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>>38523181
>Alpha Robot/Apex Robot: i probably just made this up but i got curious and started to imagine a robot that actually didn't give a fuck about women or beign a virgin and really wanted to live like this but right now i will go safe and say this doesn't exist

>above-average girl I used to go to school with asks me out
>go with it because I thought I wanted a gf even though I didn't really like them
>break up with them after a month or so because constantly having to talk to them and go do things with them is a massive chore that is literally not worth it and I always found myself wishing I was just alone at home
>turned down legitimately autistic but also above-average girl I knew when they asked me out multiple times
>never have a passing thought about wishing I had a gf anymore
it's probably due to something like schizoid personality disorder in most cases but we exist and it feels good desu. I can say with 100% confidence that even if I was a Chad with actual social skills, I'd still remain alone and enjoy every second of it.

here is my dictionary:

Robot - someone who can easily distinguish himself form other people in society, is usually cynical and have mental health issues

>cyborg - failed normie. someone who got tired of stepping the social ladder and now is trying to cope with it. cyborgs typically have drinking problems.

Wizard: Robot that can pass on his knowledge to other robots, usually those people are the ones that design the robot bible and the beta uprising. wizards also tend to keep the community glued together by calling to end shitposting and have better discussions.

no robots beyond this line --------

chad - usually the complete opposite from a robot, super successful, gets all the hot woman. is a turbo normie

Lesser Chad/Brad - this chad will usually bully other people in order to advance himself. he can be really toxic even to his normie friends. he will backstab his way to becoming a chad

>>38523591
Or if it does not turn out to be redundant, maybe we could call it Android, or Gynoid for females (yes yes this will rustle jimmies but I am just saying it for the sake of things).

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>>38523181
- Cyborg: normie who finds r9k cool

- Robot: majority of r9k, typically a student or short-term NEET who gets depressed or lonely sometimes, not really different from most ppl but happens to complain on r9k

- Real Robot: has some more atypical issues that most r9kers can't really empathise with, which makes him somewhat an outsider even on r9k. Might be a long-term neet, have severe mental issues, possibly grew up in extreme poverty or isolation, and his family might be in fringe-circles like organised crime or religious cults.

>>38523822
your definition of a real robot is outlandish.
robots are simply people who don't have a leverage in life or simply stuck for one reason or another.
what you say about real robots. is simply an extreme version of a robot.