What does it feel like to have a penis? Why do you guys complain

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It's great. It allows me to shag me dog

>>39569627
Skelly guys are great, but I sometimes am fearful fucking them. Maybe just means my fat ass needs to loose weight

Imagine if you had a tongue covered in skin sticking out of your pubic area. thats what having a penis feels like

>>39569720
that's not what it feels like at all

>>39569627
>Skelly guys are the best kind.
I don't think so, i look like a fucking alien

>>39569666
A good amount of skelly boys love chubby girls

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>Why do you guys complain about being skelly? Skelly guys are the best kind

Sounds like a ruse, never heard this before in my life as a skeleton dude

mina X deku is the best combo

>>39569627
It's another appendage, like a finger or a toe, and it sorta feels like one, just bigger and shaped differently. Sexual pleasure comes through it in waves or surges, or in something like pumps or heartbeats. You can feel the blood pumping through it. Your urethra runs through it, and you're pretty acutely aware of the feeling inside of it. The tracts inside that cum and pee flow out of converge, and it feels just plain satisfying to have shit flowing out of them. Pissing after cumming feels raw and hot and sharp on the inside of your dick and involves more difficulty getting it to flow out. When you pee normally it's like you can feel the vibrations of the piss flowing out in your dick, or like you can feel the surge or flow. The front end is more sensitive than the back end, and the bit near the tip is pretty sensitive, too. You can feel it pretty acutely when things pass through the gate of your pisshole and when it opens. Sexual stimulation right after you've cum feels more raw and sorta like being uncomfortably tickled or banging your hand when it's asleep. You can feel it when it throbs.

>>39569641
Goddammit, it's not even a furry thread this time. Why do you keep posting this picture?

>>39569627
>Why do you guys complain about being skelly? Skelly guys are the best kind.
Skellies are the male chestlet.

>>39569720
Anon
Go to the hospital right now

>>39571389
Being skelly sucks, I don't know what you've heard.

Being a chestlet isn't much of an inconvenience, in fact it's probably less ache-inducing that big bobbs.

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No girls like skellies irl though.

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>>39569641
is that brote?

>>39571423
sexual selection makes some weird ass shit

like the stalk eye fly, or the warthog with tusks penetrating it's own face

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I really want to see a non family member female smile at me

>>39569627
It's super uncomfortable if you wearing anything tight or sit down with your junk in an awkward position.

>>39571647
I'd smile at you, anon.
<3

>>39571854
>goes on to not smile at ugly guys when she goes out
>she

>>39569627
It's like living life on hard mode where just because you have balls you're expected to:

Be totally independent
Be confident
Be a leader
Never cry or show weakness
Always pursue your love interest

Imagine having to hunt, literally, for someone to date. Having to maintain keeping them like a fucking pet.

That's what having a penis is like.

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>>39571854
nah, only interested in bio female smiles

>>39572286
>nah, only interested in bio female smiles
If only you knew..

my disease makes it hard to get out of bed because of the pain I use to do a lot of running but now I can't because I'll collapse from the pain or other side effects I'm turning into a skeleton no matter what I eat

>>39569627
it feels like big warm bags of sand

>generally out of the way and you forget about it when flaccid, in this state you can bend and twist and pull and squish it easily with no harm
>can feel the water pressure throughout your urethra as urine passes through it, this way you can tell when the flow is about to slow down
>foreskin is also stretchy and can be pulled and twisted, this is pleasurable provided you don't try to yank it as hard as possible
>swelling and pulsating sensation as it becomes erect, gradually becomes more rigid and difficult to bend as it gets hard but it can still be angled at the base easily
>getting an erection in tight pants can hurt if it's in an awkward position that compresses it, otherwise the erect state is when it's most sensitive to stimulation
>very stimulating to pull the foreskin back toward the body as far as it will go when erect, the frenulum on the underside of the penis head is sensitive to stretching, tugging and lightly flicking it
>sensation of heat and tension as you approach orgasm, most of the pleasurable sensation in orgasm is from the semen actually being shot out so the sensation of orgasm is much more intense if you're pent up or if you were edging beforehand compared to how it would feel if you had already ejaculated recently
>balls being super sensitive to pain is partly a meme, that said if something hits them there will be a dull lingering pain for a few minutes
>"head is the most sensitive part" is also a meme, it's really centered on certain spots like the urethra, frenulum and the ridge of the head but not so much the blunt tip
>tingling sensation if you try to stimulate it shortly after orgasm to discourage you from doing it again immediately
>scrotum skin has "tense" and "loose" states, the former occurs when you're cold or aroused but at rest it's loose
>feelsgoodman.jpg after you shave your sack and you feel how smooth and soft the loose skin actually is or when you're lounging around and feel a breeze

>>39573226
While we're at it, is anyone else sincerely (not like that guy who keeps spamming "vagina envy" threads) curious about what it feels like to have a vagina? I wish there was some way for both parties to actually get the experience of the other side first-hand and settle our curiosity but it will never be so

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>>39572600
>Big

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW OR SUFFER MY WRATH

>>39573334
In tranny SRS they use the head as a clitoris, so maybe it has the same feeling?

>>39571203
pretty accurate desu. fun to play with

>>39569627
tall skellies are Top Tier
do lanklets like thicc girls, I have big thighs and butt and a lil chub belly

>>39573683
>do lanklets like thicc girls

sure

>>39573683
>thicc
you just sound like a fat bitch

>>39573683
thicc girl is best girl

>>39573683
>I have big thighs and butt and a lil chub belly
Damn it! i hope you're real

>>39573683
Depends what your chest is like.

I love being a skelly. I'm moderately fit and muscular on my limbs but my ribs still poke out of my chest which look pretty cool. Got the best of both worlds

Fuck you I hate being skelly
I'm 6'4 and I can't build muscle no matter how hard I try

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>>39573782
i'm only one of those things
>>39573830
is...anything real?
>>39573891
they look small but if you touch them you'll see that theyre actually pretty dense

>>39569627
>whats it like to have a penis
Its like having an incredible sensitive parasite living on your pelvis that sometimes takes control of your brain with deviant thoughts and demands to be touched
>why complain about skelly
I don't know. Skelly can easily get laid over obese and fat robots. Also if there gay skellies are in demand

>>39574019
>is...anything real?
good thighs are real, you sure you have them?

>>39574019
I am a man. But id suck those skelly bois dry

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It sure is nice to be a skeleton

I'm fat with a small dick. Succ me.

>>39574080
theyre bigger than i'd like, but i guess theyre 'good' if youre into that
>>39574399
dubs says you have to succ the next skelly you see

>>39574640
>theyre bigger than i'd like, but i guess theyre 'good' if youre into that
Perfect. I can assume you have god-like atributes, be proud of them!

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>>39573683
>big thighs
Okay
>and butt
Better
>and a lil chub belly
MOTHERFUCKER THOSE ARE THE SACRED WORDS
>lil
>chub
>belly
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM DIAMONDS

the thirst on this board is real

>>39571535
this. They are even ready to settle with beer belly bear but not skellys

>>39569666
oSrAeTgANo
checked.
semi skelly guy here, penis is good to have

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6'5 145lb king of skeletons here, how the fuck are you people attracted to this I look like a monster.