what are you guys doing up so late?
I was having a beer with my cousin and believe it or not I confessed him that I really want to hire a trap and lose my virginity.
He wasn't shocked at all, he told me that I shouldn't do it because aids and that kind of stuff, then we moved on another topic.
and yeah, I realize that I spoke too much, damn it, I hope he forgets about this.
he won't forget
>>38564864
Why would you confess that? He probably won't ever forget it.
>>38564899
>>38565073
he was drunk af, even more than me.
and to be honest we were talking about a lot of weird things, he even told me how was his first time with his first gf.
>>38565090
>he even told me how was his first time with his first gf.
That's not special. Telling your cousin you want to have gay sex on the other hand is a worth remembering.
He won't forget, but it's unlikely he'll gossip about you unless he hates you.
>>38565130
kek you're overestimating peoples ability to keep secrets. If his cousin finds this fact interesting enough anons mom will be notified soon. Prepare to have some explaining to do, OP.
>>38564864
Do you plan on reaching around and jerkingthe tranny off?or are you the one gettin a dicking?
>>38565168
>"Son, you can tell us if you are gay."
>"God, mom! I am not gay! It's not gay! It's a feminine penis!"
My dearest sides.
>>38565189
The predicament of having to explain your relatives the difference between being gay and admiring the feminine penis -- oh, the tough life of a robot :^(
>>38565235
It's really easy. There is no difference, just denial. Ignorance is bliss.
He won't forget. But I don't think most people would care enough to spread it around.
>>38564864
>what are you guys doing up so late?
>I was having a beer with my trap and believe it or not I confessed him that I really want to hire my cousin and lose my virginity.
>He wasn't shocked at all, he told me that I shouldn't do it because incest and that kind of stuff, then we moved on another topic.
>and yeah, I realize that I spoke too much, damn it, I hope he forgets about this.
>>38565189
>"for the last time mom, it's not gay to a like femenine penis!"
>>38564864
Hooly shit what happened to him.Are you really haved sexual things with him?