>At the beach >See this girl Wat do?

Ask if she has a mirror in her pocket because you can see yourself in her pants.

>>38613838
When I was younger on meth?
Try to fuck and grope.
Now?
Stay away its a black thing.

Turn away and continue reading.
Not interested in blacks.

>>38613853
What the actual original fuck?

>>38613852
She has no pockets

>>38613877
I used to be baller on meth.
Cocaine might make charlie sheen a play boy but I was a fucking man and just started trying it on with anywomen that let me.
I fucked alot of nasty women in my time.
HAIL SATAN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Ckk2OI6Bw
Women are easy if you are skinny and have some muscles and money.

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>>38613838
>that fucking hair

Do a 360 and walk away

Drink another beer

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>>38613943
IT'S A MAN IT'S A MAN IT'S A MAN IT'S A MAN IT'S A MAN IT'S A MAN

>>38613838
think to myself :"yep, I'd rather die alone"

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>>38613943
Ive fucked uglier women so id fuck that...maybe.

Tell her she needs to grow her hair.

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>>38613943
They all have hair like that though anon, just wait until she grows it out, or puts her weave in

Check myself for damage/lost items before heading home. The only reason I would be on a beach is that I got fucking piss drunk the day before and somehow crashed on a beach chair there.

>>38613838
>all alone
>no white knights in sight
I'd slap & cop a quick squeeze of her butt and run.
Actually nvm, she's black and looks pretty athletic so I'm not sure I'd be able to get away.

does licking a black girl's ass taste like a hershey bar?

>>38613838
I am a spotty, hairy, and have very pale white skin. I doubt the negress wil be into me.

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>tfw no jade to give me 2 rides

Nothing. I dont think that black girls are into eastern european guys.

>>38613838
>that hair and probably face
Every time with black women

look for a couple seconds and then go back to whatever i was doing

>>38613838
Tell her she looks good and ask her for her number.

>>38613838
Say hi , and see how she responds.