>be me >buying books for fall semester at college >go

how do you still even remember let alone think about this minor snippet of your day? this shit happens all the time to everyone.

There's something wrong with you. Because you would have figured we have no idea if he was talking too fast because we weren't there you retard

>>38613627
You don't do too many transactions do you?

https://youtu.be/JY3yLjCbpQE

>yesterday go through security for something because such is daily life in DC
>"take out your laptop"
>k
>"cut it"
>"what"
>"cut it sir"
>"cut my laptop...?"
>"yes sir"
>"like, cut it open? what?"
>"cut it on"
>"cut on it?"
>"CUT IT ON, SIR
>"i-i don't understand..."
>"OPEN YOUR LAPTOP AND CUT IT ON"
>"OH fuck you mean TURN it on?"
>"cut the laptop ON, SIR"
>"okay okay I am turning it on"
>"THANK YOU SIR, MOVE ALONG"

I swear to god that's not an English phrase, she just fucking made it up. And she knew what I was asking, she just didn't want to fucking surrender her ghetto slang. Ugh.

>>38613627
My university is near one of the most ghetto cities in the US, so all the dining hall workers are 300% nigger. When ever I don't understand what they're saying to me I just say "easy there, homeboy. Could you repeat that?", and most of the time they realize they're talking to a white person, and repeat what they said in plain English.
They know how to talk correctly. Call them out on that shit.