>Moves to Sweden >Has no friends >Finally goes on holiday

>>38640548

Because you are a traitor to your home country and a parasite shitskin in Sweden.

>>38640886
you got me, im a filthy immigrant

>>38640548
How do you not get friends in Sweden?
Get drunk, talk to someone.
We're quiet untill we drink.

>sweden
You should have moved to Finland. Were better at memes

>ywn be ashlander
6th house is r9k house

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>>38641047
>being so cucked as a country and as a people you have to poison yourself with alcohol to near unconsciousness to be able to talk to strangers

Damn Sven what happened.

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>>38641266
>>being so cucked as a country and as a people you have to poison yourself with alcohol to near unconsciousness to be able to talk to strangers

Swedes everyone

>>38641231
dagoth ur welcomes you

>>38640548

Hey anon, I too have moved to Sweden.

I also have no friends here. We could hang out.

>>38641266
We just drink enough to forget that we hate everyone.
Which is beyond unconsciousness.

>>38641428
owo a real friend, i dont know how to react

>>38641428
>>38640548
kor i sverige?

>>38641638

>>38641638

Kor eller bor?

Kor - Jag inte sjunga.

Bor - Jag bor i Stockholm.

Forlat, jag gar SFI 3 vecka till lara svenska.

>>38641638
Cows in Sweden?
Driving in Sweden?
Choir in Sweden?

None of these makes sense.

>>38641858
Jag bor i Smaland

>>38641858
>>38641863
Ej e norsk og skriv paa stadsmaal (I am norwegian and I write dialect) Men jag kan skriva svenska ocksaa.

>>38641922

Smaland tittar bra. Jag vill ha aka dit.

>>38641938

>>38641938

Jag talar och skriver liten svenska. Jag har bor i Sverige for fyra monader.

>>38640548

Var du kommer fran OP?

Where do you come from OP?

>>38642049
jag kommer fran storbritannien

>>38642049
var KOMMER DU fran
javla amerikanar

>>38642049

Jag ocksa

>>38642764

Forlot. Snalla var trevlig, jag lar mig. Tack so mycket for korrigeringen.

>>38641266
it has always been so, not something new. Like finland too.

>>38642901
bloody scandinavians

>>38642764
Dont be a dick.
Amerikanar? Ska du ratta folks gramatik, se till att kolla vad fan du skriver.

>>38641986
Fyra manader? Bra jobbat, manga forstar knappt ett ord efter bara fyra manader.

Four months? Nice job, alot of ppl can hardly understand one word after only four months.

From scale 1 to 10? How hard is to learn swedish?

>>38643567
before i came i did like 13 internet courses in the language

>>38643595
if you speak german or english its fairly average

>has trouble making friends
>moves to Sweden

YOU DUN GOOFED. Enjoy the rest of your life alone. You'll never make friends with the Swedes. They are incredibly insular.

>>38643626
Is it harden than German?

>>38643567

Thanks. I've been learning on my own, but started SFI three weeks ago and I'm finally starting to get somewhere with the language, even if I still make mistakes for the moment.

>>38643646
having never learnt german i couldn't say but they are in the same language group

How do you move to Sweden?

I want to move there and marry a cute Swedish boy.

>>38643646
Yes

>>38643666
Dont know if youre in Stockholm or not. If you are, check our "Sjatte Tunnan" in Gamla Stan.
Bunch of jolly fuckers there^^

>>38643831
Usually by plane or train?

>>38643873

Thanks, it looks fun. I'll check it out for dinner one evening.

>>38641266
Cuck? What's wrong with good old antisocial?

>>38643944
Can't vouch for the food, but as a pub its fun. Alot of singing and cheering.

Redpill me on swede girls.
>inb4 bbc

>>38640548
You dumb cunt, you can only become friends with a Swede if you know them for at least 2 years.
It's the fucking law.

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Swedes need to be annihilated.

>>38643944
So.. you're an american? And how old if I may ask

>>38644050
cute but they are swedish, so that means really blunt and kinda shy

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Stockholm here too, v'a'sterort.
/R9K/ meetup at Sj'a'tte tunnan some weekend?

>>38644863
Tufft, fran v'a'sterort jag med^^

>>38644863
What's the alternative though, sitting next to some random when there's available seats?

>>38644863
>r9k meetup
aka hur man blir va'ldtagen av en 250kg man

Vem /soderort/?