If you were a roaming vagrant, what type would you be? Honorable

Diogenes in all fields

bum that you find masturbating behind a dumpster in an alley

id go to the librabry read a bunch of books on the supernatural and pretend i was a traveling exorcist

the type that just got kicked out of their parents house after a few years of being a fat neckbeard neet

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>>39581220
Drunk and stoned techno literate storm drain dweller.

I'd take my shitty little twenty dollar tablet and my twenty-five dollar flexible solar panel and I'd spend my days hanging out in parks and on nature trails and nature preserves and I'd read my books when out of wifi range and download new ones and listen to podcasts and shitpost when in an accessible wifi area.

I live in Southern California so I'm more worried about running into old friends and family than I am about winter or rain. If it gets too hot or cold I'd go into a storm drain and stay near the entrance. I'd survive off of water from park drinking fountains and fast food or ready to eat food from grocery stores.

I'd get a job somewhere where they don't care much about your condition. I'm NEET right now, but the last place I was working at was a small warehouse/printing company and 3 of the employees lived in the back room of the place and started a band with the manager and another employee. The manager ran the business like it was a family so long as everyone worked hard and didn't care if you were a drunk or a tweaker or homeless so long as you did your job and treated everyone well. There are plenty of small businesses like that and I'd find one eventually.

I'd probably get sick of it though and save up for an apartment and eventually get my shit together. If I actually went homeless right now it might just be the best thing for me because it'd force me to get up off my ass.

>alternatively
I'd go to Austin, Texas and help Alex Jones fight the InfoWar for nothing more than room and board.
or
I'd go to Bisbee, Arizona to join Doug Stanhope's cult and/or just panhandle and do odd jobs when I'm rejected by them.

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Bunker dwelling desert merchant, obviously.

Apothecary

hermit, art-ish with painting a lot, practical magic, fireworks outta my robe kinda vagrant
like fucking Radagast but not as natureish.

>>39581220
would form a warband and collect technomagical artifacts to improve our capabilities. Perhaps subsist off insects and mutarat meat. Every now and then explore the ruins or scavenge but generally just move in one direction looking for a home.

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becoming an urban nomad would actually be a life dream for me.

I would need millions saved up, though. I've been homeless before with no money and shit sucks really hard, trust me. Money is everything. Or connections - someone who'd let you crash, feed you, give you a job. I'd move to Japan and just wander the streets of big cities at night, knowing I'm safe and can withdraw cash for food and clothes (or a night at an inn or motel) at any time.

The kind who spends all his time looking for his next cigarette and chugging cough syrup

>tfw there is no interconnected areas for robos/neets across the globe to house them
>tfw there are not in enough areas that you could hitch hike a good distance and make your way to another "base"
>tfw its like a fightclub of autists and neets except we're too afraid and weak to fight each other and instead give housing, space to clean yourself & clothes and occasional lan parties
>tfw we are not nationwide - global
>tfw this could actually be real
>no funds at all since we would all be poor

>>39581220
I'd be a drifter

Wandering the earth, finding small work here & there, righting wrongs and moving on

>>39581220
Spartan, minimalist, seeking beauty and calmness for my own sake. Probably out in the woods where I would rarely cross people.

I was homeless for a summer. I hitchhiked around and played guitar. Sometimes people let me stay with them.

I prefer the mountain hermit route desu.

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>roaming the earth testing my strength
>trying to unlock the berserker rage present in my viking genes
>only unlock it in life or death situations
>cut down dead trees and plant a new one in it's place
>fighting bears, jaguars and tigers, smashing their skull in when they charge at me, only to realize they took a swipe at me and I'm losing major amounts of blood
>use leaves and other herbs to tend to my wounds
>eat the animal and feel as though I have become as strong as it
>constantly eating fresh fish and deer, staying hydrated
>freeclimb mountains for no reason
>spend mornings stretching and playing harmonica in tune with the birds
>constantly gaining in spiritual pressure, so much so that my surroundings began to shudder

>>39581220
Sharp Bro got all the attention because he looks good.

If he were some average looking guy, nobody would give a fuck.

I bet he is modelling now or some shit.

I'd be that guy who collects bottles

>>39583110
cringe
I bet you're really awkward to be around in real life

>>39583617
Dude's way mentally ill and dressed like a woman more often than like he did in that viral photo. I think the only good thing that happened was some family members found him because of the attention he got from that photo and probably helped him.

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>>39581220
I was homeless for about 3 months one year in the middle of Florida. If want to say if Uncle Iron it up and dispense wisdom and justice.
Truth be told, I lived in a stick/mud hut in the woods.
>wore minimal clothing because of the heat humidity
>covered in body hair that only got more matted as I live in the woods
>long hair just because it was my preferred style
>watched a lot of shit like "Survivorman with Les Stroud" so picked up some stuff from his show. Mainly shelter building and fire starting.
>tried to forage the first two days
>found nothing but mosquitoes and old liquor bottles.
>said fuck it and decided to walk to the Burger King a mile or so away and dumpster dive for whopper scraps and flat soda.
>employee sees me
>we make eye contact briefly
>there is some strange charcoal face mask on me.
>mud and matted hair all over
>smell like body odor an pond sum
>the guy darts back inside and I grab my spoils and head back into the dark of the woods.
On the way back I can here him ranting and raving about seeing a Sasquatch.

Those were the days.

Like I am now, but behind a trashcan instead of inside an attic.

lmao the guy in the picture is a homeless bum with mental issues

>>39584262
is it comfy living in the attic?

I'd be the kind who everyone respects as a Diogenes when really they're just a mentally ill bum who gives out the most generic advice.

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gritty hardcore survivalist
hunt, live off the land, roam the wilderness, dispense justice

I've been one. I started out as the arrogant youth and I ended up as a man driven insane by the horrors of the world.

>>39582959
>meet this guy on a mountaintop
>he's spent years forging weapons and armor, makes me a left Pauldron, chest plates, back plates and a lower body armor for my groin and shins, hones the blade, making it look awesome and puts a handguard/holes along the blade from the bottom to top
>train and meditate under waterfalls, run through the mountains and gain in speed/stamina

>>39584453
Clearly you took the edgelords allowed thing close to heart

>>39584823
You don't know how evil humanity is.

>>39583765
Only around pathetic betas who are jealous of me.
In truth I have impregnated a lot of women from around the world because no single woman could resist a man who's attractive, strong, and proud of his glorious Viking heritage.

>>39584370
Not when you go to sleep knowing every morning you're going to be woken up by your cunt aunt who hates your guts yelling at you and spending the entire day shitting on you in little ways until you go mad. Never, ever move in with your aunt, or any other non-mom female family member. Take it from me and Elliot.

I'd live in the mountains as an ascetic monk

Virginal autist roaming around trying to look busy.

It's a tie between mountain man or person who live in one of those subway villages.

On second thought, I'd probably die early on.

>>39584902
1) Fuck your aunt
2) Get a job

>>39585009
1) No way fag
2) I'm working on that right now

>>39585035
1) stop being gay, she probably can't get pregnant
2) obviously you are not, you're on /r9k/

>>39584902
I agree. My grandmother is a cunt.

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>>39584893
>I bet your awkward to be around in real life
>Only around pathetic betas who are jealous of me.
Nice one

Probably the honorable samurai type. Come in, help with whats needed, move on. I often dream of a life like this but obviously its not something you can achieve in this day and age, or probably ever at any point in history.

>>39581220
Vietnam Vet a la Travis Bickle, slowly transitioning towards a Trevor Phillips model

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I'd go full Kintaro

>>39584902
>>39585057
My grandmother is great and incredibly lenient. It only makes the self-loathing more justified.

>>39581220
Definitely helpful drifter. I wouldn't stay in any town longer than a few days.

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>>39581220
I don't see why most of us here don't just become monks or mountain men.
I'd become a monk or mountain man.
But probably a monk because I have a small dick.

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I would live in national forests or BLM land and I'd only come to civilization to steal money from normalfags or buy supplies with previously stolen money.
>If
I you're a real robot, this is your future when your parents die/kick you out.

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>>39583110
Berserkers are literally the biggest waste of time ever.
"Hurr durr what if we sent in one guy to act like a retard and die before we actually send our whole army?"
So glad the vikings got fucking obliterated.

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>>39585815
>So glad the vikings got fucking obliterated.
Which "vikangs" got obliterated? I seem to remember them conquering the Saxons and starting one of those empire thingies and a race of people that still rule the planet.

>>39581220
i have this planed.
>lose attachments that keep me anchored to society (family)
>one way ticket to kodiak, alaska
>arrive mid-january, begin cold as fuck camping lifestyle
>the bears awaken, i have allotted myself one axe and one 5 inch fixed blade knife.
>find kodiak bear the size of an escalade (1,500 lb), battle to the death.

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>>39585908
forgot pic

origirevenant

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>>39585860
>vikings were the only white people
lmao@people_with_blind_superiority_complexes_about_stuff_they_didn't_take_part_in
Welp, I don't give that much of a shit about the topic so whatever.

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>>39585908
>>39585950
>get fucking raped by bear
>it wears your skin as a cock sock

>>39585966
I refuse to believe you could be such a blatant and stereotypical booty blasted shitskin.

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>>39585994
>make claim
>"I do not believe so, but I have no interest in the topic."
>"Wow, why are you so angry?"
???

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>>39585035
>1) No way fag
Giv it a chance, fancy pants.

>>39586031
Pretending to be an ESL is weak bait. 2/10 apply yourself next time.

>>39586110
>literally fishing for arguments
I don't even get why people do this, who even has the energy for that?

>>39586132
You made a retarded statement that the "vikangs" were obliterated. It's not an argument, you're just a stupid sub-100IQ poopskin.

>>39586149
The end result of this conversation is the same no matter whether or not we decide to screech at one another like animals.

>>39586176
You're right. No matter how I try to communicate with the animal, it lacks the brain power for a productive conversation. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt that they are all humans such as myself, but I do meet such a situation as this every now and again.

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>>39586218
get a load of this jerk off

>>39581220
the kind that takes off for open land and dies happily with no human being for a hundred miles in each direction

>>39582710
hey

I like the way you thinks

>>39582179
I like the way you think too

what's your name amigo

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>>39586495
You think like a poopyhead.

>>39581220
>being a gypsy

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>>39586515
I DONT like the way you think

>>39586105
She's no hottie. 60 years old, 250 pounds, less than 5 feet tall.

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>>39581220
The "It's a long road" type.

I want to be an outlaw on the run, driving across the country and stealing what I need along the way. Like Badlands or Gun Crazy but I don't need a girl along. I would also settle for perfectly legal traveling too but since I don't have the money for that being a thief/thug/robber sounds better. Plus I bet gunfights would be fun

Oh also I want to move to Alaska and become a private detective, it is the only state that doesn't require a license to do so (other than in Fairbanks or Anchorage). Would be working in the country, dealing with lots of missing persons cases and carrying a gun. Would be my perfect lifestyle of film noir meets a western type thing. That's what I'll do one day, I know all other things will fail.

The kind that camps at the park and hitch hikes from town to town while selling my wood carvings and hand made bracelets on the street

>>39586630
Eh, sometimes poon is poon.
You don't even have to do it out of sexual attraction, just do it for shits and giggles and when she falls in love with you meme on her.

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>>39581220
>Honorable samurai helping out the little guy
I would be the asshole Samurai

>>39581220
Well I wasn't a vagrant, but I was homeless. When not trying to make money I was looking for places to sleep in safely.