This girl is currently my biggest conflict right now. She has

show her your original dick

find out how easy it is to get nudes
and then post them here

otherwise, fuck off.

>>39581348
Please help me i cant fuck this up

>>39581324
Holy shit is that her??!?

>>39581363
If she is the one pursuing you unironically be yourself

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>>39581324
>implying this isnt fake

wew laddies

>>39581324
Pursuing you? What is that supposed to mean? She seems really enamoured by you. Too bad she'll see you with your spaghetti spilt. Just try to talk like a normal human bean.

If you agree to send more pictures of her I'll give you half decent advice in segments.

Bonus: I have a degree in psychology and pick and choose my girls, but I'll always be a robot somewhere in me.

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>>39581324
Don't make it easy for her by suddenly fawning over her.

I'm jelly on her teeth desu

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>>39581429
Fine lay it one me i have only a few

>>39581464
>I made it home!
Was she crossing the border illegally or something?

She has ulterior motives and will ultimately make fun of you to all her for friends for the foreseeable future if you do anything even slightly autistic.

>>39581476
Shes half black half white

>>39581324
>She has been endlessly pursuing me the past 3 years
Post a pic of yourself, this is kinda strange

...why did you wait 3 years to act on it?

>>39581324
Don't fucking fuck this up, anon. Be distant still. Don't fawn over her.

She keeps coming back to you because chads say yes, and she wants someone with the will to deny her. Only have sex with her when she's practically begging for it, don't do it otherwise. And be like "Oh, okay... fine."

>>39581324

For fucks sake, anon. Be normal, dont tell her your problems or act like a fucking retard. You need to stay stealthy faggot.

>>39581492
I will not do that i have been ridiculed on my looks before on this site when r8 threads werent banned.

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IM INTERESTED LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS LADS

>>39581510
>>39581512
Shes just talking to me about her work and shit

>>39581526
Isn't she asking you why are you screenshotting the snaps?

>>39581526
Then talk about her work and shit. Don't answer the questions immediately. Not like, on purpose, but do regular shit and answer when you answer. Hold a conversation.

That's it.

>>39581548
FUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAN

>>39581324
>>39581464
>her
Come on OP you can't get me that easily

>>39581526

Okay faggot, try and relate. Do you work, goto school or anything? Try to ask shit about what she says.try to be intrested. Just fake it. I would.

>>39581562
>he doesn't know Snapchat shows you the people who screenshot your snaps.
I don't even use Snapchat and I know that, anon.

>>39581565
I lied and told her i work at a grocery store im actually a neet

>>39581579
Shit shit shit thats fucked, im guessing shes excused it or payed no heed, but ive been masturbating to these all morning

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>>39581563
Last picture im pretty sure its a woman anon

>>39581602
>internet modem on the ground
DROPPED

>>39581584

Okay lies are tricky. She can trip you up if you arent careful. Keep it about her as much as possible. Keep it short and tell her you have to go soon. You dont want to give to much on first go. Do you like her? Wanna fuck her? You can.

>>39581643
If you continue lying, keep an evidence of the lies you say in a notepad or something. It's gonna help you.

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Talk to her. Take her to neutral ground like a park,public but not too crowded,and hang out with her. Find out stuff you would like to do together that you both agree upon,and arrange the first Real Date. Just keep it loose and friendly: sex is nice but companionship is what you both want,so emjoy your time with her on that basis. The physical part will come in its time,just don't demand it and don't feel disappointed if it doesn't happen right away. Emjoy the magic of being a couple. Let that first kiss happen in its time,and it will be as spectacular as you could have wished for.

>>39581602
>Male facial features
>Male arms
>Male legs
Have you even seen a woman before?

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ANON DON'T SCREW THIS UP JUST ASK HER TO GO OUT TO WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING

Who was this girl. More info. From school, right? What social circle?

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>>39581643
Ok ok this seems simple enough, ive been lying to everyone including myself my whole life.
Ive been trained to lose my virginity to this girl my whole life i just didnt know it yet.
Ill try my best

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>>39581660
Too much trap shit does this to you guys R I P. WEDONEHERELADS

>>39581602
Don't listen to all these fags, they want you to lose a great opportunity and stay in the circlejerk pit that they're in.

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>>39581660
Ill take anything at this point, even if this most likely isnt the case

Be honest from the start. No lies. Respect her enough to give her truth, and she will respect you for it. If she doesn't, she isn't worth knowing.

>>39581485
>Shes half black half white
she has really cute caucasian features. your kids would practically be white. dog bless, anon.

>>39581712
>Male hands
"she" looks like a skinny Indian boy

>>39581712
All your pictures are over a year old?

>>39581485
She looks good for being half black

>>39581492
>>She has been endlessly pursuing me the past 3 years
>Post a pic of yourself, this is kinda strange
why is it weird? she started in 11th grade. there are plenty of girls who are boy crazy/obsessed at that age. something just clicked and she can't stop imagining her life together with op. she already has baby names picked out no doubt.

>>39581712
ok obviously you find her attractive because you're defending her from the incel horde that leaps on any chance to go full internelliot rogersso why don't you just talk to her?

>>39581509
>...why did you wait 3 years to act on it?
probably because he has no confidence and is scared of disappointing her and fucking everything up. fear is a very powerful motivator in life-- positively and negatively.

how much of a chad are you by attracting this girl's attention?

>>39581515
>I will not do that i have been ridiculed on my looks before on this site when r8 threads werent banned.
who do you look like? have girls given you attention previously? do you get matches on tinder? what do you think she sees in you? this girl is so thirsty for your dick, bro.

>>39581324
>She has been endlessly pursuing me the past 3 years

Out of curiosity, how did you manage this?

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>It's another episode of "Chad posts pics of his gf with good bait story"
Well played OP.

>>39581682
>Ok ok this seems simple enough, ive been lying to everyone including myself my whole life.
>Ive been trained to lose my virginity to this girl my whole life i just didnt know it yet.
>Ill try my best
when did you tell her you worked at a grocery store? how long ago? try to figure out some way to make it seem like you had to quit that job because they couldn't give you hours when you wanted or some shit. do not tell her you lied to her. just try to move on from the topic as quickly as possible. practice what you are going to say over and over so it sounds natural. practice in a mirror and say it while looking at her face into her eyes. but then, just move on and do not let her pursue that in conversation-- blow her off. do not add to the lie and make it bigger.

>>39581851
>>It's another episode of "Chad posts pics of his gf with good bait story"
>Well played OP.
dude is a neet. read the whole thread before posting m8.

First of all, why are you nervous? She obviously wants your dick so you're pretty much set

If you do meet her, just talk to her like you would any other person. Remember, you don't have to try hard here because she already wants to fuck you.

Get a few drinks together at a pub, ask her if she wants to hang out at your place for a bit. If you fail this then you might as well off yourself

>>39581915
>look her in the eyes and lie
Ok this is nerve wracking, shes going to work right now.
I dont even know how to ask her out, havent even got a car.

>>39581939
ever heard of LARPing?

Ok i just read the thread, if it will me advice ill post damn face
my lazy eye is problematic i know that already no bully pls

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

>>39581994
you are fucking ugly yet attract the qt's attention. fuck right off mate.

>>39582057
Maybe its my gigantic dick i dont fucking know, all i know is a woman, a qt one, is talking to me.
The best time of my life is right now

>>39581994
>fell for the bait
enjoy the ban

>>39582088
well make sure its your best time SOMEWHERE ELSE unless you could provide images of the qt in question

>>39581994
>Ok i just read the thread, if it will me advice ill post damn face
>my lazy eye is problematic i know that already no bully pls
you are not fat, you are white, you have a normal face even if you have acne. you can do this. you are not out of her league and she is already grabbing at your dick. tell her to meet you somewhere and get there by cab/uber/lyft or something. plenty of fembots would date you. believe in yourself.

>>39582100
lmafoa

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>>39581324
What?! Anon, you MUST protect your virginity at all costs. Reject her

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>>39582109
>you are white
Blackbots are like femanons and 420lmaos. They can't write one single thing without mentioning the fucking skin colour.

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>>39582109
This makes me feel somewhat better.
I hate you normals, but you have done me great service.
Have this, she sent it to me when she turned 18 and was inviting me to a beach party.

>>39582109

This wasnt my first thought, id play it slow but i like this idea.

>>39582174
She is so normal, anon, you must have fallen real hard for her, because I would never date a girl like that. She screams "normality". I bet she watches GoT and bitches about Trump 24/7. Would never date. Good luck nonetheless.

>>39582195
Not the case but like i said before ill take anything, even if she does turn out to be boring because im fucking ugly and boring too.

>>39582190
>This wasnt my first thought, id play it slow but i like this idea.
carpe diem. this chick won't be available to him for all time. he has to make his move and he has to be the one to make the move. she has done enough work already. he has to at least attempt to make her respect him.

>>39582174
>Have this, she sent it to me when she turned 18 and was inviting me to a beach party.
dude, she is putting her pussy on a silver platter for you. you will be so pissed at yourself if you don't try to close this deal.

>>39581393
Based guts poster

>>39582281
You guys make it sound so easy....i havent had a friend or any sort of social interaction outside my family, intimate or other wise.
I have no clue what im doing

>>39582174
How did she not say anything about you screenshotting all of her snaps

>>39582205
>Not the case but like i said before ill take anything, even if she does turn out to be boring because im fucking ugly and boring too.
remember, you are not ugly and boring-- because SHE doesn't believe that. that is why you have all the power in this situation. just pose your way through this-- don't lie, but just act like whatever you have done or are into is a bigger deal than it is and make it sound cooler and more important than it is.

>>39582409
I only found out (in this thread) she could see this shit and it kinda scares me but shes never mentioned it.
Thank god.

>>39582421
So basically, i need to act like a chad, or as close a version to one as possible?

>>39582335
>You guys make it sound so easy....i havent had a friend or any sort of social interaction outside my family, intimate or other wise.
>I have no clue what im doing
then start watching vids on yt. there are a ton of them that walk you through this shit. when in doubt feed off her energy. try to ask good questions about whatever she is talking about. also, you can always talk about your surroundings and shit right when you are with her-- like keyser soze.

>>39582174
>filename
>2016/07/31
You're not fooling anyone.

>>39582163
He's right though, as a white you have a higher sexual value than other races

>>39582422
>I only found out (in this thread) she could see this shit and it kinda scares me but shes never mentioned it.
>Thank god.
no shit-- because she wants your dick. she's happy about it. regardless, when a girl wants you, they will ignore all kinds of shit and they will explain away any concerns from friends and they will make excuses for you. girls will put up with all kinds of shit from guys who are assholes and worse.

>>39581324
This is originally fake af, anyone who believes OP is as big a retard as he is

>>39582445
>So basically, i need to act like a chad, or as close a version to one as possible?
yes, just act like you are playing a character you have seen in a movie or tv show. never apologize for example while you are around her. control your emotions-- calm, cool and collected. spout opinions like they are immutable truth. remind yourself to make eye contact with her.

>>39582509
>>>39582163
>He's right though, as a white you have a higher sexual value than other races
especially to blacks or mulattos.

Looks anarexic

>>39582509
>>39582642
No, they don't have any special status. An ugly white is just as worthless as an ugly black. Only the asian, perhaps, has even lower chances if he's ugly too, and even then

I havent been answering the anons in this thread because im pretty invested in becoming chad, but yes these images are a year old.
Thats when they were sent to me and screenshot now stfu and leave.

>>39581324

how did you guys met? if she already talks with you that means you are half way through

>>39582704
>An ugly white is just as worthless as an ugly black.
W R O N G
white features are seen as aesthetic and superior universally. just basic white features regardless of being a chad or not. it's the same as how all girls have some level of attractiveness to guys because of their basic female features acquired during puberty, where it is really just a question of under what circumstances a guy would fuck the girl.

>>39582771
There you go again, outed yourself as black anon, I really have zero respect for your kind. Attention-whoring on a thai anal beads discussion forum. The BBC movement is all over modern pornography, mos girls don't care about mixing, and een if that doesn't work you can always hook up with black girls, who in general tend to stay within their race when it comes to sex check wikipedia

>>39582771
>>39582860
Please keep this pol shit on pol and out of my thread
>>39582768
She walked up to me in gym class when i was sitting alone and started talking to me.
I think its because i stared at her and she didnt seem to know anyone in the class.

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>>39582903
>Please keep this pol shit on pol and out of my thread
This discussion would not occur had the blackbots not switched to roastie mode and decided to do some attention-whoring

>>39582931
You fed him the replies.
He has experience with women thats all i care about.

By the way to any of you autists who believe in horoscopes or whatever the fuck, she told me she looked up her mbti once, if you care to know shes INFJ

>>39581324
>i recently decided to give in and talk to her.
Part of her attraction to you was the fact you wouldn't give her the time of day. Now you made yourself a lot less attractive.

>>39582489
People need to be aware of this top quality post.

>>39583020

If she really is INFJ, you should for get to know her

t. INFJ

>>39583020
>You fed him the replies.
This discussion was the only reason your tread kept going to be honest. It was nice seeing you though, good luck

>>39582174
Did you go to that beach party?

>>39581994
You look pretty average, actually legit not ugly, just treat the skin. Good luck anon

>>39583181
Nope i was and still am absolutely terrified of large groups of people

>>39583020
dont bring politics to her if you a trump supporter, if she doing that kind of tests shes a liberal and shes also feeling type probably loves them refugees

>>39581994
Honestly just shave the unibrow and ur ok

>>39583358
then theres the problem if you did go she would have fucked you, probably force you to drink and start by sucking your dick, she is also pretending no to know about the screenshots, the real question is if she thinks you are so confident to even take them and have no shame at all.

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>>39583020
>horoscope
>INFJ
TOPPEST KEK YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

>>39583358
Dear anon. Do not listen to anyone here. Seriously. No one is going to accurately help you, because no one understands to the core the situation you're in exceot of you (and her). Do what you think you should do. Only you know the relation between you two. There is one thing I can tell you, I've been in a mutual crush with a girl some years ago and nothing ever came out except of tears, broken hearts, some intimate moments and hopes from both sides. About a year ago we started talking again (for a short time - were not talking anymore) and she told me I was procrastinating too long, every time there was a pinnacle in our desire for each other I was still too uncertain about it, so I did not make or made to late a move towards it. So my shit-advice is the following: dont ask /r9k/ anything and be outright towards her. In fact I would recommend you to call her right now or meet her up as soon as possible.

>>39583067
>>39582489
Read his post you fucking stupid retards. God, people like you piss me off so much.

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>Normalfag humblebrags about a woman chasing him

>>39581324
Assuming this is real

If she's actually attracted to you for some reason then don't suddenly change and sperg out or try to act alpha when it's not you

You should probably casually probe her for why she likes you so you know what makes her attracted to you. Don't act like someone you're not.

>>39581324
I'm in a similar situation to yours anon. I'm a 23 year-old virgin. I've been friends with her since middle school. I used to tease her a lot, but I was always clear with her that I was teasing her and that i considered her a friend. We drifted apart since we moved to different high schools, but we went to cons together for 4 years straight. One of them we went alone together because our dumb friend waited too long and tickets ran out. About a month ago I realised i hadn't seen her for 3 years, so I asked her out as friends. We hit it off and have texted every single day since I asked her out. We went out last weekend and she confessed that she's been into me since 9th grade, and that she would like to be more than friends. I said I felt the same, and she told me that even though she really likes me, we should take it slowly, since both of us have 0 romantic experience. Even with all of the above, my shitty toxic robot thoughts whisper in my head that she's lying, that im unlovable and that she'll leave me like the rest. For the life of you, stop thinking those thoughts. Let her be the one to tell you how she feels. Don't project your insecurities on her.

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>only reason shes pursuing you is because she cant fathom a beta virgin robot turning her down
>you finally cave and actually show interest
>not realizing she's going to dump and leave you for good as soon as she knows she has you

>>39582489
Read this you fucking brainlets.

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>>39581485
NORMALFUCK THIS IS A WHITE BOARD. YOU MIST NEW HERE FAGGOT. LEAVE MY BOARD. THIS BOARD IS MINE.NO ROASTIES

>>39583776
>read this you fucking brainlets
Read the fucking decription cunt, he clearly posted the photo was taken right after she turned 18. Did he mention when it was? No - so we can presume it was screenshotted on 2016/07/31. I hope you get a permaban for being an imbecile

>>39583886
All of the screenshots are from 2016.

>>39583886
He says she has been chasing him for 3 years.
In the OP we got this
>been chasing you since 11th grade haha!
She sent him this snap when she turned 18 years old >>39582174 and from the filename, she turned 18 last year and is now 19 years old.
What is the average age of people in the 11th grade? 17 years old.
17+3=20
FAKE get out

>>39584100
thot so smart that not only jumps borders she also jumps between space time

>>39584199
Well this guys is right

>>39584199
You cant even be bothered to focus on simple fucking details.

Everyone roleplay so fucking hard on r9k.

Its not enough that the real few robots are overshadowed by failed normies who think they are robots but then accidently reveal themselves when they preach: "omg workout out help me get girls" "omg i just tried being myself and it worked" etc.

Now we have this dimension of fucking absolute trash roleplaying shits.

Serious advice here:

I had a girl (not quite that good looking, but cute) chase me. It seemed like it was too easy. Once we got together shit started changing, she got colder and colder. The RS lasted 3 months and she ended up cheating on and breaking up with me several times.

I'm not saying your case is the same, but be careful. If you fuck her, make sure you have proof you didn't rape her, and be prepared for her to turn on your for no reason.

>>39581592
She knows as well, which is why you resisting her even when you're atttacted is atttactive to her.
>women

>>39583886

>Mentalgymnastic this hard to make a b8 into reality
>r9k today