it's been, you guessed it. another 6,000+ calorie day why

Hey wassup sugartits

>>39581656
my cholesterol level, haha

>>39581666
Unlike your lifespan lmao fattie

>>39581596
What food made up that 6000 calories. Was 2000 of it soda and chips?

>>39581596
How you do that? Tell me what you eat because I do have a prescription to eat 3.000kcal per day (too thin) and I don't know what to eat!!!

>>39581699
pizza, burger, ice cream, chips, chocolate, beer, fried chickens

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Look, fatty, I'm a fatty too but 6000 fucking calories is in fucking sane. Even when I have a bad day I only top out at MAYBE 3000. When I'm eating correctly and hitting the gym, I'm only getting 1200-1500.

Clean up your fuckkng life, m8. I went from 455 down to 360 in 6 months just by cutting my alleged, eating better, no sodas or sugary snacks at all since they're a trigger food, and most of us all I got up off my lard ass and started walking more and got a gym membership. One hour per day at the gym isn't bad at all. Go at a time when no ones there if you're embarrassed.

Please, OP. Work on yourself and then you will most likely find a gf and you won't comfort eat due to nogf.

Go for it, champ.

>>39581722
Truly the embodiment of ohaito piggu

>>39581779
i'm a big guy. i'm 6'4 and have always had a fast metabolism

i probably need 3000 cals just to sustain myself

>>39581779
What if I smoke fucking weed EVERY day? What do you think of that? Shit makes me fucking HUNGRY DAWG...

>>39581596
Holy shit, just stop eating it's not that hard

>>39582535
but junkfood is so comfy tho
Nomomomom

>>39582073
>What if I smoke fucking weed EVERY day?
stop smoking weed you fucking degenerate

>>39581596
Start smoking desu it destroys your cravings

Losing weight is as easy as not ever having food in your house/apartment/appliance box

>>39581596
>you guessed it
>another
>6,000+
>Plus
Don't call me your bro, ya fucking manatee.

>>39582590
My oh me oh my, I am as high as the MOTHER FUCKING SKY.

>>39581596
DONT LISTEN TO THEM FATBRO. I know that feel. These normies are the supreme anecdotalists. Like with any loser they'll suggest you go on some crazy antic to fix yourself that they would never do in your shoes or just spew some meaningless bullshit like>>39582535.

You came here to feel. And I know that feel.

>>39582815
>counting calories
>crazy antic
Nice b8, autismo.

you might have a disorder where your body lacks the ability to make leptin so you always feel hungry

check out a doctor man

>>39581596

>eat what i want
>had crisps a bar of chocolate and a subway today plus a can of beer when i got home
>all together around 1700 cals
>went from 104kg to 83kg in 4-5 months (6'1")
>get a takeaway and hage a few beers on friday or saturday night
>basically dieting on easy mode


losing weight is the single best thing ive ever done, my life has improved in literally every way

>>39582849
Ignoring the many contexts that come with an eating disorder.

And "advice" that starts with "just" is immediate normieshit advice.

>>39582916
>with an eating disorder
Then get medical help for it, dumb fuck. Oh yeah, that's right. You'd rather cry about it on /r9k/ instead of actually trying to fix your problems. Classic.

>how do i stop

>actually want to change
>stop buying food

>>39582954
Fuck you I wish you had an eating disorder

>>39581779
>1200-1500 while hitting gym
Yeah that's a really amazing regimen and grats for losing so much weight but I'm an average weight guy who works out and I struggle to keep my energy up if I only eat that much. I've done it before but it makes me sleepy and take naps every day or go to bed at 8pm.

>>39581596
son you need a drug addiction 'cause nothin else is gonna fill that void that food fills

>>39581596
Teach me, I'm trying to gain weight.

>>39581596
Every single time you make this thread we give you advice but you just keep eating. See a doctor.

>>39583259
There's no point giving advice to landwhales, they never listen. Just call him a fat lard or some variation and move on.

>>39581596
Too much freedom, my fat american friend. But hey, you can always lose a good portion of your youth trying to get back into shape to have a shot at one of those really good looking and well behaved women you've got over there!

>>39581596
Make sure you exercise plenty everyday keep your chance of diabetes low .

Man I actually wish I could eat that much.
Im a dyel faggot who just started lifting and I never ate much b4, one month in and I have yet to see even the slightest gain.
>have big old flat
>too autistic for gym
>just bought powerrack and a few barbells
You should do that too anon tho

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>all the idiots in this thread telling me to cut calories and exercise

in your dreams losers!

>>39583259
thread reposters aren't real people

How do you even manage to eat that much, OP? I could imagine making it to 3000 calories if i ate large amounts of all the worst shit in my house, but 6000? How?

>>39583599
i think people underestimate how many calories are in junk food. in two large bags of chocolate, which i can easily get through as a mid-afternoon snack, lie roughly 1000 calories. 1000 calories in a relatively small volume of tasty, addictive chocolate

>>39583599
When I was skinnyfat 5'10" 150lbs in my early 20's I could eat 3000-4000 calories no problem. Have a heavy breakfast, maybe 800 calories with eggs, sausages and potatoes. Lunch with some fast food meal easily 1000+ calories. Make a box of Mac and cheese for dinner and then add snacks at night and boom 3000+

If it was the weekend and I ate out with friends it would be like chilis and then dessert at coldstone afterwards so 4000 calories.
I wasn't in great shape but it wasn't obvious by looking at me that I ate so much/poorly.

>>39583640
And sugary drinks go down easy and also have tons of calories

>>39583718
yep, and considering i drink about 8-12 units of alcohol a day the calories really stack up

>>39583640
>>39583712
I eat like shit and drink tons of soda, and can barely make it to 2200 calories a day (6'3 monster here). But, I'm also poor, so that probably has something to do with it.

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>>39581596
Cuz your addicted to food. Now go try some meth.

>>39583246
Why? I'm trying to gain weight as well.

>>39583712
Most people hit a metabolism wall at like 25 or 26. This is why so many beer drinkers become chubby or just fat. The calories actually start to show.

>>39583999
Because I'm skelly

>>39584002
Yeah I'm 165lbs now and feel pretty bad if I go over 3000. I'm at about 1800-2500 per day now. I gain weight at this rate unless I work out, which I do.

>>39581596
I'm horny af

>>39581596
If you can afford that much food you can probably afford a cocaine babbitt, much funner

>>39584548
* habit for fucks sake

>>39584548
boipucci habit is even funner

>>39582679
its that simple. maybe throw in some amp salts

I'm about 170 pounds and eat around 1600-2000 calories a day
I'm a lazy hikkineet who doesn't exercise (which I need to change)
Hopefully I can slowly get rid of this fat to start with

>>39584178
Ah. For me it's because it's my fetish (I know I know, but I can't help it). Sadly I don't think I'll find a tubby girl who is tubby because it turns her on and not because she's an insufferable landwhale dipshit with a "hurrhurr health at every size" mentality. Sigh...

To top it off, I'm too poor to get fat in an expensive country, and I have a high metabolism. Feelsbadman...

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>>39581596
>All you have to do to get thin is to stop eating
>don't even have to move your ass or do anything both mentally and physically
>spending less food will also save you money
>the only price to pay is a little stomach ache and being hungry
>"it's too hard"
Kek

>>39581596
you have no will power or self control

>>39581685
Fucking hell man you just demolished him

>>39581596
can people really get so fat like wojak that their forehead gains weight?

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>when depressed I start craving junk food
>depressed all the time
>no will power whatsoever
Take me out back and end it

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just get addicted to something other than food, alcohol or weed maybe

>ate 3000 calories two days in a row
>look and feel bloated and disgusting
>have important event where people will be looking at me on the 10th
I'm not eating again until then. I'm already in the phase of the gross nonshapen sludge type shits. Fuck looking and feeling fat.