Where exactly does one go to find a morbidly obese gf?

>>38738031
Lower class rural country where the dudes are methheads that can't ever piss clean to get a job.

>>38738031
Wait, that's a woman? I thought that was boogie

>>38738031
The USA is probably the only place you can find these exotic hambeasts in abundance

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>>38738031
>Where exactly does one go to find a morbidly obese gf?

Arby's in any American city

>>38738031
Try Walmart, anon.

>>38738189

Surely you mean walmart

probably any dating site just explicitly state what you want

>>38738031
Tinder. Originally sauce.

OKCupid is full of them. Just filter by "curvy" or "a little extra" to get girls who could be in a freak show 100 years ago.

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>>38738223
Hang out by the in-store power scooter corral. A dozen or so of them waddle in an hour and most stores only have a half dozen scooters. Hide all but one on the other side of the carts for humans (they're never going to waddle that far looking for them) and sit on the lone scooter. They typically travel in packs, so within minutes you'll have two or more waddle in. When they go into a noticeable panic over the idea of having to wail for a manager, because there's no way they could waddle the next 20 feet to a greeter and ask, calm them by making loud fried chicken and gravy sounds while cracking open a 2L bottle of mountain dew. Offer the bottle of genetics to the less desireable specimin, and offer the one you'd like to mount your freshly charged scooter in exchange for her phone number. If she refuses, simply scoot in a lap around the store while life alert collects her corpse after she succumbs to the pressure of your thin-privilege, then set up for the next wave of hambeasts. Repeat until all the scooters have been dispatched, then flee for your life, becausr the next disappointed wave may mistake you for food, and you'll have no trusty steed to scoot you the steady 3mph needed to escape their wave of consumption.

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>>38739893
>bottle of genetics

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>>38738031
>tfw your tits are bigger then hers