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>be me >be 15 >be gay >decide to jack of >take

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2017-07-30 07:58:24 Post No.
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 07:58:24 Post No. [Report]

>be me
>be 15
>be gay
>decide to jack of
>take clothes off
>want something in my ass too
>get carrot out of fridge
>to cold for my asshole
>decide to microwave carrot
>mfw my father catches me in the middle of the night completely naked microwaving a fucking carrot

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Anonymous 2017-07-30 08:00:28 Post No.38738068
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>>38738013
>He can't handle a cold carrot

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Anonymous 2017-07-30 08:01:26 Post No.38738106
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how did you get out of this mess, man?

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Anonymous 2017-07-30 08:02:08 Post No.38738123
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Anonymous 2017-07-30 08:02:08 Post No.38738123 [Report]

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That's fucking hilarious
How did you explain that one?

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Anonymous 2017-07-30 08:03:13 Post No.38738148
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>>38738013
He might have just assumed you were sleepwalking or some shit

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Anonymous 2017-07-30 08:20:02 Post No.38738574
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Please tell me you ate the carrot

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