>about to go on vacation with family for a week >won't

>bathroom
>meeting a girl and going back to her place

>>38781335
If only it were that easy.

>Just approach some girl at the pool or the beach and say "hey, I need to get my rocks off, come to my room"

>>38781322
Jack off in the bathroom faggot.

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>>38781322
Literally just beat your meat in the bathroom you pussy

Just take your phone into the shower and jerk off in there like a normal person.

>>38781322
>wahh i have to do it in the bathroom/shower and tug my wiener like a healthy adult instead of edging for 3 hours while squatting over a dildo

>>38781322
masturbate in
>bathroom
>any private room you have
If you're degenerate and need porn, than that's on you.

>>38781322
Just share your parents down as you fuck Stacy in front of them. Just b urself lmao

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where are you going?
anyway, girls at tourist places are the biggest sluts, literally doesn't matter if you're ugly or not, just have a few dollars to spare for a few drinks and make them believe that you are super rich. fuck them somewhere in the dark and tell them to fuck off.
tho not the older ones since they have experience, take the teen pussy that jumps onto any rich cock.

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I came back last week from an holiday with my family on the beach, just jerk off in the bathroom like I did. It'll be over in just a week.