>go to supermarket >get cart full of items >get cashier

>>38798961
I need to do this once.

>>38798961
All your doing is hurting your fellow NEETS Anon you should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>38798961
>go to random university lecture
>at random points when the lecturer is giving their lecture yell "wrong idiot, wrong"

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>>38799111
>All your doing is hurting your fellow NEETS

How?

>>38799505
>When he asks "are you even on this course?" pause for a moment, sweep all the books off the surrounding desks and run out

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>>38799597
>>When he asks "are you even on this course?" pause for a moment, sweep all the books off the surrounding desks and run out

kek

>>38799597
>"y-you too"
>sweep books off desk
>takes two or three tries
>begin sweating
>how could my master plan be foiled like this?
>try to leave
>little desk traps legs
>begin artistically moaning and crying
>pop out of the seat and fall onto floor


ha those fucking normies will never catch me

>>38799111
Explain yourself faggot

What are you talking about

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>>38799505
Walk to the front take shit on the floor

after shitting

Point at everyone telling them they can all learn something from what just happened

Walk out calmly

>>38799820

>artistically

phonefag

>>38799939
>dem almost pents

>>38799584
Because most real life NEETs actually take low-hour part time jobs at grocery stores and fast food chains to make up the money that autismbux doesn't cover. They make sure they only have to do something absolutely pitiful like 10 hours a week, because that's enough to buy enough ramen for subsistence, but they do it. And the one time they have to, a guy like you shows up and ruins their day.

Protect chain workers. They are pure. They are us.

Do feel free to shit in the face of anyone working a real career, though.

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>>38800584
do you even know what the acronym NEET stands for? that's right, you don't. now get the fuck off my board and delete this post you fucking brainlet wagie.

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>>38800584
>Because most real life NEETs actually take low-hour part time jobs

you dont know what a NEET is do you anon?

>>38799584
>>38799834
Anyone who works at a grocery store, retail, or fast food is basically a filthy neet in spirit.

>>38800673
>>38800647
I'm using the actual, effective meaning of the term. "NEET" is a misnomer - there's no such thing as someone who doesn't occasionally work, not once they're 30. That's called a hobo. You can only be literally not in employment and yet still somehow alive and inside a house until you're like 25-30, max. After that, the term NEET changes to simply mean someone who is usually not employed, but has to keep coming back to employment every time their case worker forces them to.

You didn't fall for the infinite autismbux meme, did you?
You know it stops, right?

>>38800737
>I'm using the actual, effective meaning of the term.

Hahaha look at this know-it-all, are you underage? Where do you get the hubris to try and change the meaning of this term? What kind of authority do you believe you have to claim that your misshapen idea of this definition is the "actual, effective meaning"? Fucking delusional retard