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addicted to meal deals edition
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>still not over Sainsburys removing the ham hock and cheddar sandwich from their meal deal
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>>38799040
>Tfw try and join the banter
>My reply gets ignored
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>>38799116
i know that feel too well, anon. you gotta do it when the posting is short, like now.
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>>38799116
>>38799126

molluscs detected
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>>38799081
They made their meal deals shitty 2 and a half years ago lad. Go to Boots or Greggs for a nutty meal deal.
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>>38799158
cilla tier meme
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>>38799158
>Never gets (you)s

nice try obligatory
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>>38799165
Nah mollulsc meme actually has some creativity. Cilla posting might be the worst and most boring 'meme' ever created in this general
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>>38799158
You just granted us (You)s therefore we are no longer Molluscs.
Thank you anon.
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Good afternoon everyone!
I've just woke up personally, but how are you all feeling?
Any plans for today?
I think I might try to do a little more development on my project and then chill out playing some games or something haha.
Post waifus.
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Ebin if you're here watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ1uDrdUuds
Skip to around 9 mins to get the relevant part. He explains everything about your situation with your room and your parents' reaction so precisely it's scary
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>>38799296
Going to try sticking a finger up my boipucci tonight
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>>38799296
Wanna get together and fuck? I live near Filey so I can easily drive to you
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>>38799331
Make sure you're clean or you'll get poo on your finger
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>>38799296
Rate my waifu please laddy
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>>38799296
I reported your blog to crimestoppers last night by the way, because of the disturbing threats of murderous violence you posted.

I'm literally not joking either

Hope you don't worry about it too much, pal (haha)
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>>38799331
Bit of an odd reply anon, but power to you I guess :)
>>38799337
I live in London so it'll be a bit of a drive anon.
Are you a qt girl? Might be worth lad
>>38799394
Um, she's great anon
I think :)
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Lads I made an 'emergency' appointment at my GP, because I'm worried I have an infected ingrown hair.

They basically asked me a bunch on the phone 'Is it an urgent problem' etc trying to make sure I knew it needed to be a serious problem to get them to see me on the same day.

Am I fucked? I've got ear problems (big loss of hearing, ear constantly needs popping) on the same side as the ingrown hair on my cheek. Shall I just say I'm worried they're linked and it's infected af? I'm overly panicked about it tbqh.
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>>38799434
Medfag here - where is the ingrown hair? I may be able to help you.
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>>38799296
Good afternoon lad. Did you have a late night? Chink brat next door woke me up crying and screaming in the morning so I woke up earlier than I should have. Plans for the day are clean my room and go to the gym even though I'm quite sore from yesterday. Good luck with your project. Oh and don't bother replying to the idiot who thinks you're Ebin

>>38799394
qt/10, looks very wholesome
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>>38799163
>Boots
Did you mean Booths, lad?
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>>38799040
Has anyone noticed that most britfeel posters live up north?
Poley and Ebin both live in north
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>>38799445
On my cheek, from shaving I think. Not even 100% sure it's an ingrown hair, but it's been red/irritated for 8 days now, the area around is really irritated and it's a bit swollen.
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>>38799434
>Lads I made an 'emergency' appointment at my GP, because I'm worried I have an infected ingrown hair.

I developed one in France where seeing a "medecin generaliste" is eay enough but invariably means a long wait (seeing anyone "official in France means a long wait).

Scalpel.
Bottle of dettol-like disinfectant.
Antiseptic cream
&
a gauze dressing.

Sorted. Treat yourself to a nice bottle of brown spirits if you don't pass out during the process.
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>>38799434
I'm not sure how that could stem from an ingrown hair lad, do you think it could really be that or would it just be the ear that's infected?
I've had a friend recently have this issue and they said at the point he was at it wouldn't properly clear up for a few months regardless, see the GP asap I guess.
>>38799452
Afternoon friend, I don't think I slept until ~4 again, I did wake at roughly 9 but forced myself back to sleep as I was exhausted and I still need to get rest from my own workouts! That sucks though about the kid, I have a few upstairs that even in the early morning (1am) will be running around like headless chickens. Goodluck with gym though! Don't push yourself -too- hard though haha, I did and I ended up with my tendons feeling like they wanted to curl up and stop working.
Anyway, sounds like a solid plan & yeah, I've posted proof that I'm not ebin like twice so I'm not really bothered anymore haha
qt waifu as always anon, I hope you have a nice day :)
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>>38799465
I don't think it's related. There's a 50% chance that they are north or south, and it happens that the most spergy are both in the north, that isn't outside the realms of possibility, but I failed maths so I don't know the percentage of two consecutive 50% chances to be won.
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>>38799497
Have you tried applying alcohol to a pair of tweezers and plucking it out?
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>>38799452
So you were the 3rd one I had my suspicion about

Go crash into a tree, you mouldy little prick. Be careful about what you post on your blog too, it's probably being monitored now after I reported it (haha)
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Dropped out of 6th form 2 years ago now, should I just go to one of these BTEC ones? What am I meant to do with my life?
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which one of you lads did this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887
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>>38799465
You're more likely to become a robot if you live in the North because it is predominantly working class.
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Anyone else enjoying the fight between catfag and dogfag in the other thread?
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>>38799521
Depends, what do you want to do at least generally? At this point it may be more beneficial to look for a proper apprenticeship or it might be generally better overall, some fields aren't worth spending thousands for a Level 3 qualification in when you can get your foot in the door with experience at an apprenticeship.
>>38799523
/pol/ the other day, apparently the guy saw the Teamviewer password and the unique ID or whatever and just logged himself in & posted progress in a thread.
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>>38799519
I went mental at it with a pin and tweezers (cleaned with alcohol) but it doesn't seem to have made a big difference, I didn't get anything out at least.
Also been holding a cloth soaked in warm water to it every day.
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>>38799465
>>38799465
>mfw i'm probably the only britfeel poster who lives in dorset
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>tfw I played EU4 for 3 hours straight
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>>38799465
people down south probably have jobs
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>>38799552
shit, i must of missed that thread. shame
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>>38799520
haha whatever you say pal
I know it's you Ebin
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>>38799581
I don't even browse /pol/ and I was linked to it lol.
I guess it's probably archived or whatever though, it mentioned Teamviewer and Cardiff in the description if you can search for that
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>>38799518
South has a lot more people than North, so it's not a 50-50
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>>38799552
>apprenticeship
So my life is basically over. If I was given pills for my anxiety I would be in Uni now
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>>38799296
Stop posting 12 year olds you nonce
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>>38799655
What field do you want to work in so we can evaluate your situation then anon, stop wallowing in the past and actually bother about your future.
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oh my gravy, I've eaten so much today
I'm gonna burst
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>>38799564
Oxfordshire here
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>>38799296
>development on my project
what's the project, anon?
currently failing a stats mock myself
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>>38799696
The project is "pretending to be 3 different waifus in 1 thread" Sophie-lad. Don't fall for his shit.
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Drove to the shops, mummy came with. Managed to park in two busy car parks and only stalled once because I left my handbrake on when coming out of a car park. There was a qt girl on the cash register in a smaller store I had to go in for some birds eye chicken my mum wanted for some reason, I even mumbled thank you to her and our hands touched for a moment this is a significant milestone

who else is /turningtheirlivesaroundinaugust/ here?

>>38799320
Tried to watch him earlier but made me really sad and brain clouded, all of those youtubers do. I can't watch them without succumbing to either anger or sadness
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>>38799696
I'm working on a game at the moment anon haha.
I'll be done with it soon and I've documented it throughout so as soon as it's working perfectly with a couple of features added I can just declare it done no messing around.
Not sure what to make after it though
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>>38799686
nice to know there's someone else out there

still 95 miles away from me kekerooni
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anyone else here who likes being slapped by girls?
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>>38799742
i can't even remember the last time a girl touched me
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>>38799711
I'm glad anons are so woke. I wouldn't want to be mislead or anything
>>38799723
I wish I had the patience to program. are you going to link it here when you finish?
>>38799742
n-not me
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>>38799752
me neither, it was years ago. i can't remember why she slapped me but it made me hard.
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Just finished a job interview. Had to fill in this sheet of paper with these weird as fuck questions on and one of the questions was 'If you could meet anyone, alive or dead, who would it be', I put Kanye and then in the interview the women banged on about why would I want to meet someone who's pretty much a dick, not her words, but fuck it. Normies just don't understand. I wouldn't want to work for a company that doesn't acknowledge true artistic genius.
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>>38799774
i think it's been nearly 10 years since a non family women touched me
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>>38799790
shit that's a hard question because id have to put Adolph hitler. he genuinely seemed like a nice guy.
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>>38799742
>tfw a hot bitchy girl will never knee me in the balls, spit in my face and sit on it

Which is a shame cuz there's lots of hot bitchy girls in the UK.
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>Buy a bunch of weeb noodles
>Didn't realise but two of the cups are damaged
>Weird dust on the inside
>Both the duck flavour (my favourite) too
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>>38799790
this made me want to listen to kanye

Now playing: The College Dropout
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>>38799807
>bitchy
>he likes bratty girls
gentle is best
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Sound off lads, what we drinking today?
Pic related for me.
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Fuck Lee Rigby, he isn't fucking drumming anymore! Oh-oh-oh!

Oh I said FUCK LEE RIGBY, he isn't fucking drumming any more! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
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>>38799829
For long term yes. But something about a bratty/bossy girl emasculating me and dominating me makes my dick so hard
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>>38799841
I don't understand. high % drinks just taste like petrol.
its not something ive ever had a sip of and gone, you know that's really nice.
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>>38799841
vodka and coke or disaranno and coke
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>>38799858
Bit edgy Poley mate
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>>38799869
Being verbally degraded makes me want to cry tbqh, it hits too close to home
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I wanna go to the indian takeaway across the road but I don't have a menu and I don't have a lot of cash

I can't go in, look at their menu boards and not order anything.. can I?
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>>38799871
Try a flavoured whisky, like Jim Beam Honey or something, might get you into them.
Also they get you wasted fast.
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Are the Rocky movies worth watching lads
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>>38799896
How little are you thinking of spending lad?

You'll need 7 or 8 quid to get a decent meal.
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>>38799754
Honestly programming can be rough but you get used to it and its quite satisfying seeing the product of your toils.
I don't know about linking it as I plan to put it on my portfolio but I'll -maybe- post screenshots of it but I'll probably make new assets so you can't just reverse search and find my portfolio.
Or I might make a game for /britfeels/ but I don't think it would be anything of major note at all haha.
>>38799790
Should have put Teddy Roosevelt desu
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>>38799896
how much do you have?

i'd go in. if the worst comes to worse and you're in their and realise you don't have much money, i'd look at their menu then take an "urgent phone call" that forces you to leave immediately. apologise and leave them a tip of whatever you have so they don't see you as a bad person.
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>>38799790
Tell her Kanye funded a surgery which killed his mother, and he has been depressed and struggling with other mental health problems. Then tell her to listen to his music because it's incredible.
Next time you see her she'll be wearing yeezy's.
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>>38799906
nooo
just watch the main fights on youtube
>rocky vs creed
>rocky vs lang
>rocky vs drago
>rocky vs that black feller in the recent one
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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why l got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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>>38799896
go ask for a menu to takeaway.

then go back later once you've decided.
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>>38799896
>look on just eat
>ring them up and ask
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Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?
I'mma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
l even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
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Why is UK porn so shit.
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starting on my 2 hour shit lads. if i don't respond in 2 hours my intestines are in the bowl
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>>38799925
Was literally about to put this desu lad
Great minds think alike amirite
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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
lt reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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>>38799880
Just buy amaretto, it tastes the same but is way cheaper.
Love disaranno/amaretto and coke, tastes like dr pepper. Have you tried spiced rum and coke or (unspiced) rum and ginger beer?
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>>38799925
>>38799941
what's it like being a normie and not stressing stuff like this
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Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
For four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S.
We should be together, too
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>>38799937
Because it takes after its country lad
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>>38799924
my favourite eminem song desu, good taste lad
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>>38799937
>Spanking
>Caning
>Aggressive whipping
>Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
>Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
>Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
>Role-playing as non-adults
>Physical restraint
>Humiliation
>Female ejaculation
>Strangulation
>Facesitting
>Fisting

Are all banned in British porn
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>>38799841

Possibly a little vino later.
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false alarm lads i didn't need a shit anyway
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Dear Mister I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans,
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word. I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late. I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you, Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See, Slim,shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up. See, I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
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>>38799464
No Boots, unless this is a meme. It's like 3 squid for a nice sandwich (I usually get bacon+chicken, Chicken Salad and the Chicken Stuffing 3 box) a snack (Fridge raiders, carrot cake or crisps) and a drink, I usually get water but they also do ribena which is decent.
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>>38799947
i dont buy it my mum gets me in it for my birthday and christmas, they're quite evenly spaced out so it usually lasts me
ye lad, i can drink a dark rum and coke
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>>38799964
>Facesitting
that's literally one of the most vanilla normie things you could think of
the fuck
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>>38799883
me too, i want to be dominated in a loving way
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>>38799937
The real question is: why are nips so good at making porn? Also why don't the thais make porn considering their whole country relies on sexpats.
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>>38799978
since when does boots the pharmacy do meal deals
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>>38799977
g by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show h
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Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
I say that shit just clowning dogg,
C'mon! How fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but, Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was...it was you Damn!
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>>38799964
why was it shit before all the stuff was banned?
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>>38799951
Im an agorophobe with social anxiety.

im just able to think of the most logical thing to do to avoid embarrassment.

however
>>38799930
this anons suggestion avoids most interaction
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>>38799937
all "professional" porn is shit. i only watch amateur
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>>38799993
>shit; it was you. Damn!
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>>38799993
alright lad, i appreciated the pepes
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>>38799964
theyre literally takeinig away all our rights.

eventually it will be government approved sexual position missionary
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l hope u guis liked my song
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>>38799964
>Role-playing as non-adults
what a shame
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Ye nice one for linking the new thread lads. Just been sitting in the old one like a dickhead the past 20 minutes
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>>38800029
it was good lad, were all very proud of you
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>>38799993
>it was you Damn!
lads... lads.
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I want to go out, reconnect with old friends, and buy a record player + vynils, but it's raining.
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>>38800037
some daft cunt made this one like 30 posts early and linked it then, sorry lad
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>>38800037
it was linked you winky!

>>38799063
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I'm feeling a little bit down. Too many things to finish asap and I feel that no mather how hard I work I don't finish anything.
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>>38800068
daft cunt
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>girl playfully punches my arm out of nowhere
>I look at her and say 'Ow' in a deadpan voice
>'Sorry anon, I don't know why I did that'
I think she thinks I was genuinely pissed off that she was trying to be fun but how else am I even supposed to react to that.
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According to Google trends, the UK is the biggest consumer of cuckold porn, even more than the US

What's your take on that lads ?
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Got nowt in for dinner, except a bag of Turkey Dinos, and they taste like cardboard.

What's everyone having for dinner later?
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>>38800074
sorry

peppoereroni
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Why aren't you a Satanist yet /britfeel/?
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>>38799964
It was shit even before all this was banned though. I think I've only ever watched Lolly Badcock.
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>>38800076
youre supposed to show her your strength, like grabbing her or picking her up or something
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>>38800076
she probably likes you. girls do stuff like this when they fancy someone.
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>>38800076
You are supposed to punch her back
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>>38800153
>Why aren't you a Satanist yet
because I'm not a teenager
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>>38800076
She thinks you're autistic. Should have smiled and said "ow" instead
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>>38800153
pleb, i worship Bacchus
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>>38800153
I was a self-identified LaVeyan Satanist from the ages of 14-15 but it didn't feel right. Living a hedonistic lifestyle just made me feel very depressed and spawned a viscous cycle that I was not happy living in.

Also looking back it was edgy and stupid. Just call yourself an atheist you embarrassment.
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>be ira
>kill more irish than you do english
>fuck up the economy for years
>all you achieve is making the irish look like violent thugs to the world
>>
Excluding air fare, how much would a month in Japan set me back?
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>>38800115
not too surprised. its only ever seems to be british people online from my experience that have been into that stuff

never understood cuckhold porn. if you want your gf to get fucked by a big dick just buy a big dildo
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anyone else clever and able but lazy and just not have enough drive? i can start big programming projects but at the first sight of major difficulty i switch focus onto something else and end up leaving the project to rot for half a year
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going to get myself lunch, be right back lads.
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>>38800207
>all you achieve is making the irish look like violent thugs to the world

And gaining actual political power. But yea, whatever
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>>38800220
>anyone else clever and able but lazy and just not have enough drive?
every loser ever
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>>38800153
>He doesn't worship Satania

FON
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I have an interview at Argos this week. My neetdom has finally come to an end.
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>>38799964
As long as they don't ban anime tiddies I don't care
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>>38800117
fuck knows. got a lasagne or a fishpie in the fridge. both a week out of date.might just go to chinky desu
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>>38800165
I very much doubt it mate. I've seen her do it to other people before and she never apologised to them after doing it.

I think I fucked it up with her anyway because there was some small rumour that she liked me and I hate talking about that shit so I said she was too tall and I think that got back round to her so she lost whatever small inkling of interest she had in me.
I actually like tall girls as well
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>>38800250
Your cartoon porn is gonna get banned soon enough.
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>>38800250
How much British made anime is there?
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>>38800076
Should've lamped her. Pussy pass denied bitch
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>>38800220
""""potential"""" is a crock of shit. You either get results or you don't.
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>>38800153
Because >>38800243 is my religion
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>>38800282
I can just about deal with loli being banned but if they touch straight shota I'm marching to Number 10
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>>38800331
>straight shota

Literally nonce porn lad
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>>38800291
Mate Peppa Pig is my favourite hentai
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>>38800153
i was interested in satanism when i was about 15 because i was going through an edgy phase.

Lavetan satanism is pretty much just nietzche philosophy but more edgy. the only reason people get into lavetan satanism rather that just study philosophy is because they are either retarded or want to be part of an edgy group

luciferianism just seems like a mess about for people who want to be edgy and larp.
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>>38800336
No it's not, it's wholesome and promotes motherhood
>>
Found this normie meme on facebook lads, I reckon we should do it

I got $5300
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SUUUMMMMEEERRRR DYYYYYIIIIIINNNGGG

...

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTT
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>>38800228
>when they gave up their terrorist ways
>still hasn't allowed them to achieve their goals
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>>38800220
>big programming projects
Don't do big programming projects anon. Especially not by yourself, start small - make things like little bots, if you want to make a game then just have a super simple concept and don't worry about how it looks: just engineer it.
Don't go about thinking you're going to suddenly make the next best thing in software and try to make some sort of monolithic beast.
There's guys much smarter than anyone on this board put together who've spent ~10 years making their own operating system and it's something straight out of the 70s, less than even.
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>>38800377
why lad? we all know it's going to be a 100 bucks
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>>38800395
I reckon a good number of us have wanked in public, sadly.
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>>38800379
They have political power, and the North is free to join whenever they want without the rest of the UK's say so

IRA won, lad. Get over it
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>>38800377
>4,800
G-guess which ones lads
Clue: all of them are me masturbating
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>>38800407
>texas is legally allowed to leave the usa whenever it wants
>the CSA won!
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>>38800377
$8400 haha
haven't done anything but the top one for about five years though.
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>>38800426
No they aren't. That's a myth and hasn't been an actual thing in law for over a century

Learn history, you fucking idiot
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>>38800377
$2600 lad
bloxocubes
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>>38800377
$700
wew lads
Of course this isn't original 32 seconds muted
is there a way to reset this shitty countdown
>>
I reckon the lads on this thread have about a fortnight to find a good private VPN or it'll start getting quiet.
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>>38799686

Where abouts?

Banbury
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>>38800467
What do you mean lad?
Why would it go quiet / why would we need a VPN
>>
just want a romantic companion lads how hard is it
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>>38800377
$3200

originalfdsJLKH
>>
IT WAS A PORTRAIT OF SKIN AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>38800467
>have about a fortnight to find a good private VPN

why, someone going to dox us?
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>>38800487
Depends how gay you're willing to be lad
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>>38800484

Seen the news?
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>>38800506
only a half bender
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>>38800513
Nothing immediately?
Do you mean the porn thing they're doing next year lad?
I don't have tv and I'm not seeing anything on the bbc.
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>>38800482
Near abingdon
>>
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aCUDirLX3o
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>>38800377
>people are unironically over 1000

I got 800
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>>38800537
>Do you mean the porn thing they're doing next year lad?

what is this? i need to know
>>
what the hell is turduken
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>>38800611
work it out mate
>>
Send this to Karl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGizTkDfxuI
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>>38800600

Lad, did my comments appear? Do you have to mantually approve
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>>38800617
holy shit, it's basket case!
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>>38800600
Masturbated and swallowed your own cum?
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>>38800622
On my blog? I can't see anything
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>>38800377
small loan of $100
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>>38800602
They're bringing in checks to make sure you're over 18 which I think is bullshit.
It would make sense that this site would fall under that too because of the amount of porn that is here.
Honestly the whole thing is a bunch of bullshit and I'm not sure how they could possibly do a proper check without tying us further into our browsing habits or whatever.
Doesn't matter if what they collect isn't malicious, tonnes of hacks happen releasing super personal and private data.
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>>38800640
bingo lad haha
>>
Finally moved to an electric shaver from a manual one. Can someone tell me what the numbers from 1-10 mean? I'm not sure if they're universal on all shavers though
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh7SusD21Mk

whats all this about then lads
>>
EBIN SWALLOWS
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>Wow, I can't help but notice how pretty her eyes are. And her skin is flawless, she doesn't even need foundation. She is just absolutely stunning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1oXvBr53A

why do women lie so much?
>>
>>38800655
>inb4 the government in their usual digital ineptitude have delays introducing it
>then is bans facebook by mistake
>quietly done away with after than
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>>38800377
>$300
Oh dear, lads
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>>38800641

It only lets me comment if I put an email in

Also you'll be proud of me, I just had to drink some vinegar to sort my indigestion out
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>>38800687
its called virtue signaling.

look at me I said a nice thing
>>
BENNI FUCKIN HANNA?!
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>>38800698
I've tried enabling it, i'll have to ask tilde how people comment on his.

Was it malt vinegar? sarons or offbrand?
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>>38800693
I hope so honestly, it just feels like more ways to clamp down on us which will then lead into further clamping down by mummy May and her cronies
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>>38800600

I also got $800, but instead of swallowing cum for $700, I sent nudes and had sex
>>
Oh good looking at that make up freak has made me feel ill
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>>38800687
Wow wasnae accepting that. Good on her for making videos.
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>>38800715

Morrisons dilstilled. I prefer sarsons for taste, but I was doing it more to settle my stomach than for pleasure.

I buy the distilled stuff to clean the toilet and other surfaces with
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>>38800698
>vinegar to sort my indigestion out

vinegar is an acid?!

it would only compound excess stomach acid.

you need an alkali
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>>38800655
they will probably do that shit where they you have to ring up your broadband provider to get access to all sites. guess im gonna just have to take one for the team and will have to tell my mum to ring up because its blocking me from forums i use, assuming i am still living at home.
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"Your comment is awaiting moderation."

The anxious wait to see if Ebin approved me
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>>38800738
never tried distilled, looks like it'd feel weird to drink almost like sour water. Sarsons does taste better but I usually buy big bottles of tescos for 39p or something

>we drink something that can be used to clean a toilet with
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Only went and heated up some pain au chocolat didn't I lads haha
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>>38800735
>Good on her for making videos.
go feed your pigeon
>>
I got an email to approve your comments lads, shall be judging them based on fair criteria with no personal bias.
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>>38800741
Yeah, actually a bit of baking soda in a glass of water also does the trick, but obviously it has to be one or the other, not both.

Maybe indigestion isn't exatly it, but I ate a big meal, and the food wouldn't really go down and it made my throat and mouth feel all congested. A little bit of vinegar and I'm fine now
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>>38800749
I guess that wouldn't be so bad but I reckon they'll try tying it in with your card details and bullshit. Which is a security issue in of itself and wouldn't prevent kids from getting in anyway.
t. When I was like 10 I got my mums card and bought like 100 bong worth of shit
obviously they found out because they were 100 down
>>
>go to bed at 11 PM, wake up at 1 PM next day, 7 or so hours earlier than usual
>don't immediately go for my phone to browse /brifeel/ for a few hours, instead get up brush my teeth and have breakfast
What sorcery is active upon me?
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>>38800377
$10,200
hmmmm indeed and originally
>>
found this funny website on my daughter's computer. I was hoping one of you could explain what it's for?
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>>38800764

I also buy those 39p bottles, this one might actually be tesco, I can't remember as I shop at both.

I put half a bottle down the toilet, leave it an hour or two and it ends up flawlessly clean.

How often and how much do you drink? I do it a lot less frequently now but it still is a nice treat.
>>
Oh god lads I just keep clicking on freak after freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Y74rLltuI
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>No sitcom could teach Scott about the dram
>Or even explain the troubles that haunted my mom
>On Christmas time, my mom Christmas grind
>Got me most of what I wanted, how'd you do it mom, huh?
>She copped the toys I would play with in my room by myself
>"Why he by himself?"
>>
>>38800823
tilde is closeted
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>>38800824
used to drink loads but now I just take a dash after I eat or randomly. For a short while earlier in the year I used to get a piece of bread, crumble and oxo cube on it and drown it in vinegar so the oxo cube partially melted in it.
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>>38800823
>on my daughter's computer
Aha! Tilde's mum doesn't know Tilde is becoming a lass yet!
busted lad
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>>38799990
Since ages dude. In a couple threads time I'll take a pic of what you can get dude. It's proper good.
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>>38800790
that probably increased acid and sped up digestion I guess
>>
Tilde will you marry me?
>>
would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbra10-3sa8
>>
wish ebin would approve me
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Got the new Rustlers stone baked panini. Bout to try this bad boy.
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>>38800823
I wouldn't worry love, my little nightwalk is friends with your girl and he loves this place. Just what kids do these days x
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>>38800899
My god I knew a kid in my sixth form with this, didn't know it was actual disease
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>>38800912
Did they get picked on a lot?
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>>38800906
Get a load of this posh cunts toastie lads
>>
dead inside lads, haha
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>>38800775
now make some hot chocolate and get dippinf
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>>38800924
Nah I don't think anyone got bullied in sixth form he used to remind of those Street Sharks toys I had as a kid though
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>My mental state is temporarily salvaged from this morning but if I get the feeling if I'm not in a place I deem satisfactory by autumn I will lose myself.

What would you deem satisfactory? How bad do you think 'losing yourself' will be if it gets to that
>>
/britpol/ making the news lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887
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>>38800899
Yeah she's really cute, of course i would
>>
Does 'comeback august' have any substance to it, or is it just a meme?
>>
>>38800823
My Lenny has been really upset by your daughter. His friend Saku told me all about it when he came over to play Xbox. I will have you know I'm telling principal Britnormie all about this
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>>38800989
>she

this wont be original
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>>38800989
>>38800899

>I just want to clarify that at the time of uploading this, I still misunderstood who I was and thought I was a man - which is WHY I have stubble and a deepish voice here. To be honest, I don't think those things are exclusively male - women can have stubble and a deep voice just like men can have smooth skin and a high voice - but I am seeing a lot of people misunderstand my appearance BEYOND my syndrome here. AGAIN TO CLARIFY - I AM A TRANS WOMAN BUT AT THE TIME OF RECORDING THIS VIDEO, I STILL THOUGHT I WAS A MAN. Thank you.

So...benis?
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ebin is being a good boy today. everyone give him a hug, pat his head, and give him a well deserved treat :)

pic related is a little present for ebin because he is on his best behavior
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>>38801001
Do wish I cared for and had hope for my son x
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>>38799871

you don't drink it because it tastes nice, you drink it to forget about your shitty existence for a brief period
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>>38800973
No idea, even this morning my mind was so clouded and I was restless I could barely control myself. Satisfactory would be having a daily reason to wake up I suppose - full time education, job, moved out somewhere and possibly regained interest and able to enjoy in at least one hobby
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>>38801004
ah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ATZccUeJEk&t=39s
>>
>>38800899
>tfw beautifully blue eyes like this run in your family but you got cucked by dull brown eyes
>>
Does this hiding in my room guy post in /britfeel/
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>>38801011

Those stomach lines on the "thin" one are mad, does she spend her entire life sitting down, hunched over?
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>>38801028

GIVE EBIN HIS SCRATCHARD MONEY BACK
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>>38801030
isn't that then a sign of immaturity?
not being able to mentally deal with your problems?
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>>38801047
>dull brown eyes
know that feel
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>>38801033
>regained interest and able to enjoy in at least one hobby

There are several /britfeel/ lads on the /rubiks/ train

Join us
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hey lads, deleting all my porn. how's your day going?
>>
dunno lads, just love having stuff up my arse
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>>38801083

Won a tenner at the bookies, used it to top up my phone
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>>38801051
>does she spend her entire life sitting down, hunched over?

probably. i get the same lines sometimes and i am pretty slim because i am always hunched over on my laptop
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>>38801083

9.5 gigs? I have a literal hard drive of nothing but porn.

Why are you deleting it? Shame?
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>>38801052
she gave me a tenner for some birds eye chicken and cloudy lemonade which only came to 1.98 (two chickens) and I pocketed the change (handed to me by a cute girl)
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>>38801057
>isn't that then a sign of immaturity?
>not being able to mentally deal with your problems?

I dunno, is it? i'm not a psychologist
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>>38801051
>tfw I have permanent lines exactly like those but not even fat
>>
any other lads got a massive head?
looks disproportionate because im only average height
feels bad lads
>>
>found out my chad mate watches weeaboo LoL girls doing ASMR on youtube

So this is what normies are up to these days..
>>
>>38801083
>9.5GB of porn
I wonder how much I have
>>
>>38800899

>pointless jump cuts

NEVER EVER WOULD I EVER SLEEP WITH HERExcept I would, yeah. tfw no excitable trap gf
>>
>>38801108

>Cute Girl

The hetro crusade is going well too
>>
>>38801110
im sure you can have an opinion on something.

>>38801083
I do wonder if that one porn ive been searching for that's no longer on the internet is in there.
>>
>>38801132
She says in this >>38801040
that she doesnt like the term 'trap'. B respect anon
>>
>All these stories about Filey
>The Tesco
>The other local shop
>The promenade
>The little hill

I'd love to vist Filey one day
>>
>>38801108
just incase you missed your present lad. check out this comment

>>38801011
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>>38801105
The only 'porn' I have probably only comes to a few MB, just a few pics of especially cute girls and the odd gif/webm. I don't understand why anyone would save porn. Why don't you just watch it online? Wouldn't you also get bored of looking at the same porn all the time?
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>>38801094
hello fellow /pay as you go/ friend

>>38801105
>Shame?
maybe. i read a shitload of ancient eastern philosophy about semen retention and i figured now that i don't need to expel my semen i won't need any material that i would use whilst expelling my semen in the past.

>>38801129
i didn't even realise i had this much, but it feels nice freeing up some space that i can use for philosophy PDFs and whatnot

>>38801148
guess we'll never know now :^)

edited out filename in screenshot because it was depraved as shit
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>>38799040
surprise surprise 67
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>>38801159

I didn't realise she was trans, I feel legit bad now.
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>One day you turn on BBC News
>"We're getting reports a Vauxhall Corsa has slammed into pedestrians on Filey promenade, at least 15 people have been run down

What is your immediate reaction?
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>>38801181
>i read a shitload of ancient eastern philosophy about semen retention
>>
told my occupational therapist i had a breakdown and thought i was moving through alternate realities for about a week and was very close to just killing myself. looked through all my pills to work out what would kill me but never ended up going through with it
prior to this i have had other delusions about being watched on cameras and people stealing my fingerprints to use against me somehow

she says she thinks its just stress and i should be working to manage it better.
asked her about crisis teams but shes says she doesnt think its related to psychosis and doesnt think im a suicide risk. says if i have an impulsive urge to kill myself again i should phone the clinic instead of doing that
>>
>>38801148
I don't have opinions on things unless I believe I am adequately informed
>>
>>38801083
should really keep that desu lad, start prepping for this new porn credit card bs
>>
>>38801204
>immediately log onto /britfeel/ and post a modified shipman copypasta where ebin is the killer
>>
>>38801199
>I feel legit bad now.
nah dont feel like that
>>
>>38801126
how'd you find that out then lad. was he embarrassed
>>
>>38801235
>the large pedestraian shopping zone in Scarborough on the other hand - crowded long stretch with a good run up

H-haha, your artistic works of fiction surely are creative
>>
>>38801226
>prior to this i have had other delusions about being watched on cameras and people stealing my fingerprints to use against me somehow
that sounds intense. Are you diagnosed? What meds?
>>
>>38801235
It's like you want to get v& mate

But don't stop I enjoy your edgy posts
>>
>>38801179
saw it, th-thanks I guess

>>38801069
Looks really hard to get into or else I would
>>
>>38801257
im not diagnosed with anything and havent been prescribed any meds
the pills i was looking at were over the counter stuff i bought

i also hear voices desu
>>
>grew up in a council house but have the poshest accent
Explain this please
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>>38801255
>>38801260
wh-what post was that lads haha I don't see anything
>>
>>38801283

It's in the archieve if they really wanted to v& you
>>
>>38801235
Why did you delete your post Ebin? I screenshotted it.
>>
>>38801278
cucks in denial about who they are
same with northerners who go to uni in the south and change their accents
embarrassing
>>
>>38801283

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@54.2809671,-0.4039465,3a,29.5y,57.85h,84t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sQ-9mAT-LC5Z18Dwi9oPxlg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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>>38801319
haha delete this one lad
>>
I'm seriously considering moving to Scarborough after last night. Fucking 300/month for a nice 1 bed flat, 400 for a nice 2 bed flat?
>>
>>38801304
I grew up in shit areas and apparently I have a posh accent. I've never tried to have one, I just read lots and looked up how to properly pronounce words growing up.
Don't really get this meme
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>>38801250
Put the girl in the chat saying she could slurp the dick off my dick, turns out he watched her and I found his comments
>>
Get this right. Been putting off tidying my room for weeks, finally man up and start doing it today. About 5 minutes into tidying i found an unopened tube of fruit gums. Opened it up and its mostly greens, which are my favourite. Everything's coming up milhouse desu
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>>38801303
>4chan archives everything for legal reasons
>would hand over his IP to law enforcement
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>>38801255
>>38801303
>>38801319
>>38801329
This fucking series of events lads
sides are in orbit desu
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>>38801148
That is the only reason I keep mine, it's like a national pornographic film archive. Some of the amateur/rare stuff on there is about ten years old now and the sites they were from are long dead and the download links long 404'd.
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i think comparing ebin to eliot was a bad idea. ebin probably thinks he can now make an impact on the world like eliot if he goes on a killing spree
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Wore women's clothes outside again. Think I will try makeup next desu. I shall eat something too

How are you all doing?

>>38801069
I am going to buy one desu. Niche hobbies sound good to me

>>38801142
I-I know! G-great that he's making progress haha!
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>>38801396
Whos to say ebin doesn't think your a cute girl too?
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>>38801387
well hes not wrong, elliot did leave quite a cultural impact
and then a second killer like him? ebin could be the spearhead of the beta uprising desu
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Daily reminder the only reason Ebin entertains the notion Tilde is a girl, whilst detesting all other homosexuals is because he is paranoid that he might 'upset' Tilde and Tilde might stalk/murder him
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>did too much mdma regularly two years ago
>always forget everything now
fried my brain lads
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>>38801423
I always thought he did it because denies being homo and Tilde being a man doesn't fit his narrative
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>>38800677
>now if I fuck this model
>and she just bleached her asshole
>and I get bleach on my t-shirt
>I'ma feel like an asshole

Originaaal
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can someone find ebin admiting to wanking to pensioner on twink gay porn and put it next tohis rant about gays in his blog
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Going to get a kebab, lads. Can I get you anything?
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>>38801438
the other anon is right, but ebin is paranoid because he has sent pictures of himself to tilde
if he upsets tilde then he will release them for all of us to see
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Might get onto the council to place some barriers on that scarborough pedestrian zone, i've worried and thought about it before.

They had armed police on the beach before, wouldn't be a stretch to protect that large pedestrianized zone haha
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>>38801470
can of 75p coke please lad
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>>38801387
>>38801416
desu Elliot didn't leave that much of an impact outside of /r9k/
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>>38801483

I was actually just thinking about that when I saw it on google maps
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>>38801416
dont encourage him. beta uprising is the most retarded politically motivated idea i have ever seen advocated.

>>38801396
you may be the only one that can save ebin. i know this is very hard but its the truth
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>>38801466
holy kek i remember that, wish i took a screenshot
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>>38801496

For two years he was mentioned in the news once a week, even if it was just during gun debates etc.
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>>38801483
So Ebin lives on the Scarborough coast in a house directly facing the sunrise?
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>>38801496
killing sprees are memes now cause of muzzies, everyone will just assume its them and forget about it in a week because they're desentized to it*

*I have no plans or extremest ideologies to make me go on a killing spree/commit a terrorist atrocity and never will
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>>38801496
he made enough of an impact for academics and laymen to read his manifesto and study his thoughts and intentions.
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don't like ebays help thing, thers no email option, you actually have to talk on the phone.

do they think were all normies or something?
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>>38801483
>ebin on maximum damage control
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>>38801503
The google maps image is from 2014 before the truck of peace phenomenon, I'll take a look next time I go if there's any further defense setup. As far as I know the last time I walked past it I had the exact thoughts thinking how dangerous/easy it would be to attack that area so there's a good chance there is still no defense up.
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>>38801592
ily ebin :)
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Ebin would never do it. Elliot did it because he had a gun and knew he could kill himself afterwards to avoid spending life in prison. Ebin doesn't have that option

Unless he buys a gun through the deep web...
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>>38801592
>deletes post as an admission of guilt
>now stalking out the place he plans to murder innocents
>stared a blog detailing his reasoning, a manifesto like brevik
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>>38801607
Prison isn't so bad, could get letters and a fangirl like ian huntley
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>>38801607
He's too lazy to starve himself to death let alone actively attempt to kill someone
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>>38801623
>Prison isn't so bad
for ebin it would be
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>>38801623
not many girls are into squirrels, katrina
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>>38801407
I hope he does

>>38801423
Think you could delete this for me lad?

>>38801505
I already promised that I won't give up on him desu! Though you all play vital roles in this rescue mission too lads!
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would be funny if we talked about something else haha

how big are your willies?

>>38801641
wouldn't mind seeing the girl clothes pictures haha
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i reckon ebin is more of a poison gas type guy

some random lads managed to make sarin gas to kill a shit load on the tokyo subway doing it
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>>38801666
>Hes harvesting mould to create poison
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>>38801666
That was a doomsday cult, anon.
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>>38801666
too much effort, hes a throw bleach in peoples face type guy
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>>38801666
>poison gas type

What do you think his wall is for lad?
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>>38801649
not massive tbph. 4 inch floppy, 6 on the bonk
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ebins more of a stay at home and cry while posting on 4chan kind of guy
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>>38801692
MURDERER
KILLER
MADMAN
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>>38801649
I see moving away from prison gay is going well for you!
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>>38801367
See what good happens when you clean your room? I just finished cleaning mine and it feels so cathartic
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I don't like this thread anymore, can we change subject?
What's the best cold savoury thing to buy from greggs?
What's the best hot savoury thing to buy from greggs?
What's the best cold sweet thing to buy from greggs?

Chicken bacon salad baguette, steak bake, sugar strand doughnut.
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>delete all the porn off my pc
>free up almost 60gbs
I am disgusted at myself
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>>38801367
Just finished my sweeties. Room is looking nice and tidy. Wish I didn't own so much useless tat though.
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Ebin and Tilde are McDonalds and Greggs shills
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>>38801713
why do people save porn, whats the point?
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>>38801728
When you realize ebin is one of britnormies marketing mates viral marketing anti mould spray
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>>38801739
I really don't know why I had it all saved. I didn't even look at it
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>>38801712
>What's the best hot savoury thing to buy from greggs?

tildes girl cum
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>>38801741
Well, at least your existence would be worth something at that rate.
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can anxiety cause nausea? really really anxious in a waiting room earlier and felt like I was going to throw up or pass out, just suddenly felt absolutely awful.
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I've heard far too much about ebin's porn habits and not enough about tilde's
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>>38801649
Never measured flaccid but a solid 6 inches erect. It's not bad desu but I think porn has messed up my expectations
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>>38801759
I think that can be a symptom of anxiety attacks, mine are bad too
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>>38801759
Panic attack maybe? I often feel dizzy/feel the need to shit/sick when i get super anxious
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>>38801712
>chicken bacon salad baguette
Its chicken club

>sugar strand doughnut
its strand ring doughnut (four for two GBP)

Sorry lad I can't help it! Its infuriating when normies ask for "beef bakes" and stuff like that haha

Mexican chicken is the best baguette. You can ask to have it heated too

Think sausage and bean is the best hot thing but haven't had anything from there for over a year. Too overpriced

Never bought sweets from there
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>>38801712
Tilde's cute 3 inch willy is the only thing of value from Gregg's
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>>38801739
You need a backup if your internet is down or slow. Also it's nice not having to load porn and also no pop-ups (which ad block doesn't even block). I have a mixture of bookmarked vids and downloaded vids
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>>38801802
>Mexican chicken is the best baguette
yes boiii. they didn't have it at uni so I always ask for it when my mum goes out to get lunch not that I'm back home
>>
I have 275GB of Japanese pornography
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>>38801692
When are you going to take your gay normie boyfriend and fuck off somewhere else instead of shitting up the thread ha ha
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>>38801854
Post that on my blog comments and not on 4chan and see what happens
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>>38801844
Post favourite JAV. Man I really wish they squealed less, sounds like they're in pain
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>>38801844
how can you stand their weird tongue sucking kissing and chipmunk moans
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>>38801857
The fact you have a normie blog just shows how far you've fallen you gay cunt
>>
Contemplating buying a buttplug after a girl I had sex with did anal play with me. I'm not gay r-right lads
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>>38801859
B-but tongue sucking/kissing/spitting is the best part about JAV. Especially lesbos
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>>38801692
.
.
.
.
.
>Tourist comes into Scarborough
>Wants to buy a souvenir from his daytrip
>See me driving and tries to flag me down
>Wants me to give him directions to a shop
>Give him a lethal dose of Corsa instead
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>>38801858
DOKS-395

>>38801859
I dunno, but my benis likes it, >>38801869 too
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ebin senpai please notice me
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>wagies just finishing work
>uncomfy shitposting begins

Like clockwork
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>>38801384
oh deary me lads
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>>38801802
Tilde are the oval bites crispy rolls or soft rolls at your Greggs?

When I was growing up in Scotland, the oval bites were crispy, chewy rolls that were fucking brilliant. Then I went to a Greggs in London and they were soft baps. Looked the same but the texture was totally different.
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Sup 'nonymongs
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>>38801888

Ebin might not, but Kev will always notice those digits
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>>38801869
Interesting fact, those are all fake but instead of silicon they inject fat into their breasts so they look more natural
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>>38801888
f-for wh-what
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>responding to the shitposters
I honestly had some hope the past couple of days that /britfeel/ would be good again, but no
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>>38801880
REPORTED BEFORE YOU START MASS KILLING
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>>38801396
smoked so many fags today i don't know if i'm hungry or i'm full
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>>38801859
tongue kissing is in my top 3 fetish aswell as thickness not hambeast but high test kinda T H I C C

>tfw no T H I C C gf to tongue kiss for hours
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>>38801802
I made that reply for people in the thread that don't want to deal with tripfag shit, fuck off.
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>>38801908
Trips here aren't good humans

>>38801933
wasn't me
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>>38801911
Nice digits Kev may I recieve a blessing
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>>38801898
You deserve it for posting that
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>>38801903
Soft baps here

There are differences from region to region. Like bread pudding is sold where I work but elsewhere in the country it isn't according to Mr Shekelberg
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>>38801943
>anonymongs here aren't good humans

FTFY
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>>38801803
haha tidles got a tic tac
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>>38801961
Fucking hate the soft baps.

How do they make the mayonaise so nice in the chargrilled chicken oval bite? Does it have an extra ingredient?
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>>38801802
Done any third person posting with your trip off today, you manipulative shitstain?
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>>38801898
What a horrible thing to post, why would you do that?
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>>38801987
Its honey mustard mayonnaise desu
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>>38801961
>Soft baps here
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Filtered the edgy autist posting animal cruelty. Don't worry it's just a phase kiddo.
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>>38801963
Thats true, triplords are still the greater humans despite the trips here being 2 trannies (one a paki) and me
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>>38802020
Tilde isn't actually a tranny, you mong
But holy shit watching you all give him attention and sympathy because you think him saying that makes him some cute girl is hilarious
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>>38802020
TRANNY IS DEROGATORY, STOP INSULTING YOUR ONLY FRIEND
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>the ebin/tilde uncomfy shitposter has finished his shift at poundland

There goes the comfy
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>>38801998
Probably a Paki, they hate dogs
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>>38802020
Good lad, now you get it.
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>>38802020
>being 2 trannies (one a paki) and me

I didnt know you were a tranny Ebin
>>
Any of you lads know any deformed people in real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWD12X0FfvU
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>made a WIlliam Hill acount today
>can't log in
Uh oh, I think they're onto my matching shenanigans.
>>
Lads, fuckin.... incel.. 31 years old no gf ever.

Look at advice, advice says i'm 'low test' but i am NOT NOT NOT.

Shall I just rape? Getting to that point, TO THAST OINT QUICJK QUICK QUICK QUICK QUICK QUCIv
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>>38802053

So do I.

origu.
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>>38802052
Give me one good reason to forgive tilde for shitposting with his trip off for weeks and ruining the thread
>>
>>38802052
I know, despite the fact I get mentioned too much I feel the threads were quite good last night and for the last few hours, now it'll be total shit till he goes to sleep
>>
>>38801898
>everyone gets mad when a dog is killed for food
>nobody cares when rabbits are fed to snakes
>>
>>38802087
Do you remember the shovel dog meme
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>>38801996
Cheers lad! Always wanted to know what made it so good. Might start emulating my own.

I honestly love Greggs. I remember going there at lunchtime when I was at school. Would always get the same thing: chargrilled chicken oval bite, sausage roll, and a caramel custard donut (although I always called it a fudge donut).
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>>38802077
>Shall I just rape?
I mean...no.
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>>38802099

Last night was a magical thread
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>>38802099
You're one to talk after sending /brit/ over here and bragging to them about how much you'd ruined this place, you cunt
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>>38801923
Japs know what they're doing then. They always have the best looking tits. Why doesn't the West do that too? Sililcon balloon tittied bitches look awful
>>
Tilde have you read this article about someone working in Greggs?

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/exm7ne/what-i-learned-about-sandwiches-from-working-at-greggs
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all i wanna do is make ebin feel nice and safe :(
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>>38802093
>ruining the thread

And you're not? We were having a good time without you

They've all made up and she's apologised. You're the only one clinging to it and bringing it up every thread
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>imagine being an anonymong

I wish I could say I feel sorry for you
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>>38801898
I'm cursing you for posting that. Enjoy your baldness.
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>>38802165
This is a stupid character.
>>
>>38802106
Dogs are loyal and would give their life to save yours. Rabbits are pointless
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>>38801739
See
>>38801386

britblox
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>>38802011
What was it?
fsad
>>
>>38802158
We've all seen what they're like when they don't think theyll be recognised, do you actually thing their apologies are genuine?

But fine, when /britfeel/ becomes the tilde and ebin show once again and "anonymous" shitposts at anyone that doesnt play along start to show up again, enjoy it
>>
>>38802132
Fat transfers have only been around for a few years and they're a lot more expensive, you have to keep shelling out thousands of bongs to keep them perky or they'll start to sag. Most westerners don't care about fake breasts like the japs do so if a JAV actress got silicon breasts it's likely detrimental to their career
>>
>>38802165
Fuck off back to /britpo/ you boring twat
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>>38802158
>she
You really are just defending him because of your fucking tranny fetish, aren't you
Bravo, tilde, I didn't think that move would actually work
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>>38802190
>an anonymong reveals his insecurity
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>>38802119
I remember most of the sandwich recipes off by heart if you ever need them lad!

>fudge doughnut

That's very cute tbqh

>>38802143
Read it a while ago. Mostly true desu
>>
My dick is throbbing for you Ebin.
>>
>>38802165
Worst character of the year tbqhwu. Even Cilla posting is better
>>
Reminder to ignore all tripfags
bloxokubes
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>>38802224
Holy fuck I can't wait for a new thread so we can all forget about this tripfag shit. Go back to int or pol please.
>>
>>38802158
I sincerely hope that reporting you to crimestoppers gets you into tons of trouble

I strongly urge other people in this thread to do the same.

https://crimestoppers-uk.org/

This is the blog you want to report in question: https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/

There are murderous, violent threats in there. The police don't take kindly to this anymore
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>>38802213
>being rude
>on my blog

Know your place anonymong.
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>>38802234
fairies OUT
>>
Prusse is a mollusc
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>>38802230
Thanks mate. I reckon the hard part of the chargrilled chicken oval bite must be getting the mayo right, but I suppose that comes in ready to go right?

I'll probably make a homemade mayo and stick some mustard powder and a drop of honey in there, hopefully that gets close.
>>
>>38802234
Unlucky for you i'm no longer about willies. Don't like vaginas either though.

Might make a compromise and go for female bums

>>38802250
>THIS IS AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
>>
Remember to ignore the angry poundland anon
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>>38802269
>I also put a disclaimer on the side of my blog noting that this is purely fiction and done as a work of literary art haha

>haha
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>>38802261
And who are you, little man?
>>
>>38802242
>>38802237
Don't feed the trolls
Oriental comment
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>>38802269

This lad wants his dick in some bird's arse

WAHEY!
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>tfw its sunny, and you want to go out with your mates and have a wonderful, banter filled time

>tfw you have no friends
:/
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>>38802295
I don't think my dick would fit into a girls arse, would pull my phimosis back or be otherwise uncomfy.
>>
>>38802278
>How dare you be angry that the person who caused shitposting in this place for weeks is being welcomed back with open arms?
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>>38802269
>I had two packets of chicken to buy so I put them on the conveyer and she said hello to me. I didnt respond to the hello because I didnt want to overstretch my boundries here

Fucking brilliant blog Eggo.
>>
>be britbong
>usual no confidence shit
>decide to turn it around and start working out
>get /fit/
>new confidence allows to tell a group of chavs to fuck off
>feelinfine.jpeg
>encounter purple aki
>get raped
>lose confidence
>back to britfeel
here forever lads
>>
>>38802290

I'm 6'2, little /pol/ack
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>>38802269
>THIS IS AN ARTISTIC WORK OF FICTION, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

You could still be arrested, questioned, and held until your solicitor gets you out on that technicality. That's assuming the prosecution even believes you. Putting that shit in doesn't automatically free you or absolve you of blame. It's not like you're making a contract here/

Don't worry too much about it though, "pal" (haha)
>>
>>38802290
Tell us about your character mate. I suppose it's based on pretending to be rich and pretending to be a Prussian?

Be polite and introduce yourself to the thread.
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*yawwwn*
Another day another anonymong btfo
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What you lads been watching to stave off the badfeelies?
Been tanning Kitchen Nightmares the past few days, pretty comfy watching.
These french lads were pretty funny.
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Prusse, sprechen sie deutsch?
Wo kommen Sie her
es tut mir leid mein deutsch ist sehr schlect haha
>>
>>38802306
pissing with rain here in Essex lad, at least that gives me an excuse for not leaving the house today
>>
/pol/fugees not welcome
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>>38802306
I.know this feel all to well
The robot ruins conversation
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>>38802345
>he wants me to introduce myself on my own blog

>>38802321
Sure thing little man, if that makes you feel better
>>
Only gone and cum on my church pants again lads
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>>38802383
h-hey this is my blog
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>>38802385
You should try ask the priest if you can at least change first lad desu
>>
>>38802362
>our little programmer speaks German
Cuuuuuuute
>>
>>38802290

Why don't you use Windows, Linuxfag?
>>
>>38802385
It's the second cumming
>>
>>38802383
hey, am i aloud to post on your blog? i think you have a beautiful head and i hope you have a lovely day.
>>
Guys, I am really struggling with NoFap. Every time I am alone I get an urge to masturbate. How can I get through this? I don't want to become a degenerate masturbator again ):
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>>38802395
Who exactly are you again, little man?
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I just want someone to ravish my asshole, why is that so much to ask?
>>
Hey guys I heard you like tripfags so I'm taking over
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>>38802376
I just crave to out with friends who enjoy my company, I want to go out and have a good time, I'm so fucking sick of being inside, alone, everyday.
>>
>>38802436
Post location lad, I'll come sort you out
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>>38802093
Because Len wants you to. Is Len a cunt then?
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>>38802405
H-haha I'm not great at it though anon, I tried verbally speaking with somebody in German but kept utterly failing
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>>38802441
hi big baz
>>
>>38802427
Nofap has no tangible benefit. Eventually you'll start jizzing yourself in your sleep as wet dreams

Any benefit or increase in confidence you feel is a result of your mindset, not your lack of self abuse

Nofap is at best a placebo
>>
>>38802436
you in warwickshire?
>>
doing a poo and wanking while thinking about having a poo while having a poo while doing a wank
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>>38802415
Getting tired of the compliments tbqh but thanks anyway, 'nonymong.
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>>38802427
Why are you doing NoFap lad? What is your end game?
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>>38802427
>How can I get through this?
push ups when horny
>>38802436
Sure you'll find someone willing

Stay cool guys x
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>>38802449
I wish I could help you but I can't
Sorry buddy
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>>38802342
There's been no crime committed on that blog though.
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>>38802461

I'm in Kenilworth
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>>38802453
Len doesn't have to deal with this place being an utter shithole
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>>38802427
Nofap has absolutely no merit mate. If you want to help yourself try no porn.
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>>38802485
add me on steam

http://steamcommunity.com/id/obeseuglyperson
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>>38802385
>pants

Shart-In-The-Marts please leave
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>>38802469
reeeeeeeee antworten mir
>>38802362
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Just ate a kfc lads, don't know how people eat this shit regularly I feel fucking sick.
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>>38802494
Len wants everyone to make up and be friends. You're the cunt fighting his wishes.
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>>38802471
She is so perfect . Definitely wouldn't talk to me though
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Thought I'd be a mad cunt and put jalapenos in my usual mac and cheese with bacon and shit's top tier lads. Is there anything savoury that jalapenos dont go with
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>>38802452
West Wales desu, so far from anyone
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>>38802471
>>38802460
I want to experience a nocturnal emission and I feel like I've missed out on it, and I heard they almost completely stop at age 20, which I am fast approaching.

>>38802472
Thanks, will try this. Any recommended amount, or just until I don't feel horny anymore?

>>38802499
No
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>>38802502
didn't know you were bent lad
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>>38802469
what about now? wanna be friends?
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>>38802524
>age 20, which I am fast approaching.

fuck off kid
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>>38802502

Rugby is just a short drive down the A14 from corby, you fucked corbyfag yet?
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>>38802515
the burgers and strips I could have regularly. Not the big greasy pieces of fried chicken though.
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>>38802524
>I want to experience a nocturnal emission
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wish len was my bf tbqh, i long to feel his big strong arms holding me tight and safe
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>>38799564
I'm in Bournemouth lad
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>>38802518
I won't be friends with someone who anonymously causes weeks worth of drama
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>>38802524
I had one the other week and i'm 24. I never had them as a teenager I orgasmed in my sleep but shot blanks. I only didn't wank for 2 or 3 days as well, it was very watery cum
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>>38802552
whereabouts?

oregonali
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>>38802553
So you're a cunt and think Len's idea to make this place better is stupid, brilliant.
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My gift to you guys. Enjoy

>>38802581

>>38802581
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Wish len would fuck off forever and take his insufferably normie posting with him, isn't he taking "sloppy seconds" saku on a date again soon?
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Ebin > Len > Sake > Tilde
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>>38802574
I'm allowed to think he's wrong, mate
A couple of weeks and tilde and ebin will be back to the same shit, I'm not the cunt for wanting to avoid that.
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>>38802545
Don't give me that look, boy.

>>38802563
I'm one day in and nothing yet. Do you think the fact that I only have REM sleep will change it? Usually my dreams are so deep that I forget all my dreams and shit. I'll report back here if I do have a nocturnal emission, though.
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>>38802567
Around Lansdowne.
Few minutes from the ocean.

What about you?
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>>38801396
Awesome, I think you'll enjoy it a lot. Since I started about a week ago I've felt a lot better because I have something to focus my attention on

Don't get a rubik's brand cube though, they're awful. Ask shippy which one to get, he knows. The good ones cost about the same (or even less) than the rubik's brand one too so there's really no reason not to. And the difference between a good one and a rubik's brand one is night and day
>>
>>38802591
So you'll derail every thread into personality drama? Great. Fuck off already
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New thread lads

>>38802613
>>38802613
>>38802613


threadthread
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wish people would stop talking about saku as if he was some kind of britfeel regular, he posted like less than a dozen times
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>>38802603
i live around the castlepoint area, bout 10 minutes away.
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>>38802591
So you're going to shit up every thread in his honour while ignoring his good advice, brill. Fucking moron.
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>>38799040
Meal deals are the fuckin shit
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>>38802625
Nice subject dickhead
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>>38802625
why are there 3 britfeel threads already?
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>>38802591
What's your steam name, not too worried to post it are we? Len would be very disappointed to hear one of his friends is so toxic when anon.
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>>38802586
>>38802625
So which are we going with lads? I think the second because the OP pic has the Calendar on August desu
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>>38802652
Cool Barry's has the wrong weather, too.
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>>38802651
Obese ugly person
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>>38802619
If everyone had stuck to not fucking responding go them this wouldn't be happening
But fine, just watch as this place tears itself apart all over again

>>38802634
>in his honour
Your really fucking thick, aren't you?

>>38802651
Sure, I'll post my name here so tilde can start shitposting me anonymously too
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>>38802230
Tilde do you have to make food at work or are you stuck on a till?
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>>38802685
>this wouldn't be happening

God forbid people talk about Greggs and nofap!

>I'll post my name here

So you admit you're some avatarfag? Fuck off you utter cunt
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>>38802471
n..name?
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>>38802745
You're an idiot if you think tilde isn't just playing nice until everyone forgets what he did so he can start doing it all over again

And that's not what I mean, you dunce, I've never had any outside identity in the thread and I never will for exactly this reason
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>>38802652
Cool barry is a fucking paedo lad, I don't want to post in his thread
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>>38802746
>he can't get his own sauce
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a-any lads still here?

echooooooooo
echooooo
echo
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>>38803043
Yeah I don't want to go to the new thread cuz cool barry is a pedo
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>>38803043
>>38803101

Lads c'mon now
>>38802581
>>38802581
Join us, it is your only /britfeel/ salvation
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>>38803101
think we might be the only ones here desu

got anything youd like to say in the confidence that only you and i will read it lad?
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>>38803119
you cant make me. im gonna stay here and get us to 600 posts before the thread dies
i believe
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>>38803190
God speed to you anon
Godspeed.
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reply to thread no.38799040
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these cooldowns before posting shall be my final battle
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>h-his reply speed, so fast
>H-HAYAI
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now for one of my most powerful attacks

>NOTTO A ROBOTO, POST OVERDRIVE
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fuck lads this is gonna take ages innit
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>>38803129
I'm scared that a girl I'm texting won't like me when I see her IRL, even though she seems into me when texting, she is easily 9/10 and I'm like 5/10 at best.
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2D>3D indisputable fact my dubs confirm it
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>>38803297
If you can make it at all. Like 47 posts after mine
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>>38803309
>>38803311
You stole my calculated post spot and I stole your dubs. Sounds like an even trade
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>>38803300
are you at least average height / tall? focus on your first impression, it matters so much
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>>38803311
avast ye ne'er do well, non believer
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>>38803321
She is taller than me. Technically not first impression, I met her at spoons a week ago and we've been texting since, she's on holiday and she's back next weekend.
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fuck were on page 7, we need MAXIMUM POWERRR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHHHHH
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>>38803345
well youve done the hard part, you dont have a lot to worry about really
she'll be in a good mood too just coming off a holiday lad, i like your chances
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someone up for asking the lads in the new thread to lend a hand?

this is how we mend our wounds, fix our broken bonds. we will all work together to achieve this single goal
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>>38803372
Where would you go on a first date, and how long should it last? I was thinking of a full day away, but I am aspergers so I wanted to ask for advice first.
>>
five hundred and sixty three desu
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>>38803398
youre already farther than ive ever gotten with a girl
take her out to some place that isnt as shitty as mcdonalds but isnt a full blown restaurant then get some drinks or something
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cheers lad for making the post

who /blackcoffee/ here?
>>
566 come on lads
>>38803440
>black coffee
fuck no
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>>38803421
I texting her and she was saying how she loves safari's, so I thought london zoo would be decent. She also said she gets free cinema tickets somehow, can't remember, so we could do that too.

Which would you pick lad? Also how do I address the height issue? We were drunk when we met and I'm not sure if she remembers.
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personally im having coffee with bourbon but i added far too much of it so it tastes rank and now its cold cause i couldnt drink it fast enough
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>>38803440
I don't drink coffee, never started so never continued, I like tea though, no sugar and a dash of milk. So it looks like Philippino.

In unrelated news we're sinking to page 8 but we have 100 images!
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>>38803452
i used to hate it too but loved the smell, i dunno just tried it one day and thought it was alright and now i prefer it that way

>>38803453
dont bring up height lol, if shes already going out with you its fine. maybe check if theres some chicks move playing, then if shes up for it you can go to the zoo and get tickets at the gate
shits expensive though, be prepared to pay for it too
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>>38803479
we have fought valiantly

and yeah tea is superior but i like coffee for when im really tired
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>>38803484
To be fair I'm not much of a coffee fan, it's like dark chocolate - can't stand that either
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>>38803484
She talked about watching the old planet of the apes movies, so I asked if she'd seen the new one, she said no so I suggested we go, she said she gets free tickets. I think that was her plan but it feels good.
You save money if you book tickets online, 25 squid per ticket though, just had my bday so I could afford it but hopefully she splits so I can afford travel there and other stuff for the day.
>>
>>38803499
ive gone right off chocolate completely, same with all sweet stuff
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>>38803521
I've not gone off it completely but I find that I can really taste the sugar in a lot of shit, it's a bit offputting
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>>38803510
sounds like youre all set desu lad

im pretty sure most cinemas sell alcohol too, soft shit like blue wkd but it works
she is likely to split it really i think, depends on the girl but its not as bad a problem as the internet makes it sound
>>
>>38803543
>tfw remembering how much sugar i used to put on my cereal

cant believe i still have all my teeth
dont like cider now either for the same reason, just tastes like sugar and chemicals
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>>38803550
How do I break if I'm getting cucked? For example she wants me to pay for everything. Or if she's just not interested when she meets me sober, how do I break the date? Because I honestly really like her now.
>>
>>38803573
planning for failure is a bad habit lad
but honestly i dont think theres a good way to do it. the best way would to just be upfront and ask her straight what shes thinking maybe, but that takes quite a bit of balls, doubt i could do it

might be better off asking some other lads with experience desu
>>
>>38803563
I used to put loads on my Weetabix
My teeth used to be almost yellow I think but after years of looking after them they're nearly proper white now
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>>38803602
true true
Should I have a plan? I met with a girl before but she was a munter and annoyinly christian, so I stayed a virgin. Basically I went cinema, asked if she wanted dins after, she thought about it then I said dominos, then said we can go to my place / your place. Is that a good plan of action desu

Also how to get cum stains out of matress?
>>
>>38803610
man weetabix are god tier, good taste lad
i always have 3, what about you?
>>
>>38803625
it sounds solid to me but dont get too rigid on it, girls like to live in the moment

>Also how to get cum stains out of matress?
what like directly on the mattress? probably better off just flipping it, spraying some air freshener and trying not to think about them. dont you have bed sheets?
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>>38803661
I meant on the sheets, sorry about that.
Speaking of degeneracy, I've become a lot less since I met the girl, I've tidied my room, washed my face, cleaned and showered daily. Feels good man. I really hope it goes well.
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keeping the posts going, pic of my doggo edition
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>>38803628
I would have between 2-4 but mostly 3, that would set me right up.
I don't really eat them anymore though
I've had Cheerios recently and some high-fiber tier cereals aside from Weetabix
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OH GOD WE'RE ON PAGE 9 SOMEONE SAVE US
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>>38803689
probably will come out with just a good was if imagine, works for clothes kek

good on you too for the tidying its a small thing but its amazing how much better it makes you feel, whens the date again? should update us with how it went. ganbatte lad
>>
It was an honour posting with you all lads
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>>38803722
I CAN SEE IT LAD, ITS SO CLOSE
WE CAN MAKE 600 HAPPEN

THIS IS OUR WHITE WHALE
>>
Just 9 more lads c'mon we can do it.
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>>38803722
It's bumplocked you fucking mongoloid, just accept it
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>>38803699
>cheerios

never really caught on for me desu
ive been eating more of the ones with bits of fruit in them, healthy living and all that
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>>38803724
Haven't sorted an exact day, since she's not even home from holiday yet, I thought I would wait 3 days before we go, I want to go the the zoo but we'll probably go to the cinema, then the zoo after. If it goes wrong the cinema is cheaper too. I'm not too sure about updates, I'm not a tripfag and it can be hard to differentiate anons. When I do post an update just ask if I'm cumsheet anon and I'll confirm it for you mate.
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>>38803738
and you too anon
i love you
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>>38803759
BUMP LOCK MATTERS NOT WHEN YOU GET TO 600 YOU IMBECILE
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>>38803769
Red fruits, I honestly don't know what the cereals are called aside from the Special K ones but they're nice, some of them are really sweet though so I'll pick out things like the raspberries or it makes me cringe.
Or sultana bran, thats pretty based desu
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Give me the 600
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>>38803770
kek, will do lad

sounds like youve got the right idea with the timing too.
make sure you have condoms at home too lad i suppose, never know what could happen
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>>38803784
I love you too anon, hold me in this dark time
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>>38803724
Wait I don't think it's a cumstain, just a regular stain. I'll still be CumStainAnon though.
>>
im so proud lads
thanks for believing
>>
>>38803806
Where can I buy condoms? Should I buy them off Amazon? Do I need to measure my dong lad?
Also happy 600
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>>38803842
theyre basically one size fits all unless youre hung like a horse, go for amazon sure
if you use the self checkout at the shops does a person need to verify it like with alcohol? kek
>>
Who here is aiming for /britfeels700/?
>>
>>38803867
I think condoms are protected against ageism, otherwise, it would seem that either the shop owner or the gov are encouraging non-safe sex. It's weird how the antonym for safe sex isn't dangerous sex.
>>
>>38803877
if we can get all the lads involved we could make it happen in the other thread thats up
>>
>>38803893
I want to believe lads
originagru postaru
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>>38803891
dangerous sex just sounds like too fun i guess

>non-safe sex is a problem among teens
>dangerous sex is a problem among teens

sounds kinky desu
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>>38803867
Just checked amazon, which 'doms do I want? Some are 'ribbed and dotted' and others are smooth. Please help me britfeel I'm confused
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>>38803939
it doesnt make a difference for you its just what you want the girl to experience
if she doesnt have a lot of experience in sex ribbed might jar her desu. but what do i know im a virgin
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>>38803939
>>38803964
I hear ribbed and shit is usually pleasureable for the lass but I'm a virginfag too so whatever.
Just go for Durex thin feel or whatever
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