'BOUT TO DRINK SOME FUCKING COFFEE AAHAHAHAHAHAA *SLURP*

>>38799035
coffee is my lifeblood XD

aha time to get some work done, but first. coffee.

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Don't even THINK about talking to ME before I'VE had my COFFEE

>>38799035
'AWW YEAH MAN TIME TO DRINK SOME SODA WOOOHOOOO YEAH EXTREME BABY
*GULPS*
TIME TO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES WITH THIS HERE CAFFEINE RUSH HOOEY MAMA.

Don't care about coffee, but people that drink soda are human garbage. Real robots only drink milk.

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>>38799035
It's best enjoyed slowly in the mornings. Each sip brightens the soul another lumen until you're finally bright and vibrant, ready for the day.

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Lmao nice meme f a m

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Easily the most underage thread on r9k right now

im drinking some coke right now, its caffeine too, so its like the same drink

>>38799114
Fuck off minions are for adults do you not get all the sexual references oh how I would like to suck one of those bananas off

>>38799127
It destroys your bones but its tasty so its ok

>>38799102
survival juice hahahhahahahha
That's totally me

>>38799182
Lol the films name is despicalbe ME xD just like u posted... xD

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>>38799035

GET UP IN THE MORNING

TIME FOR MY depression-fueled alcoholism

OH YEAH

>>38799102
BWAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SURVIVAL JUICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38799102
>>38799182

kek, post your best ones

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>>38799265
For darwin's sake, forgot my pic

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>>38799265
Are you talking about minions

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This one is my favourite so far

>>38799285
>>38799293
wtf this is totally not ok those jokes are hurtful get the fuck out of here loser wtf i bet ur still a virgin hahaha

>>38799334
triggered much XD

>>38799334
What the fuck those minions said that not me and you're a virgin because I fucked you first

Is this what you guys do while we're at work? Pathetic....

>>38799349
>we're

who?

>>38799349
best drugs to have while working its a huge pick me up
try 5 hour energy drink its bretty good

My morning coffee is one of my few moments of joy in my sad life

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Become a monster fag if you hate coffee so much

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>tfw out of coffee
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED COFFEE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38800495
"Hey champ, I know you just got up so I'm going to go a little easy on ya. Champ, you should go to the closeby convenience store and get some coffee. After that you can get a job, it's as simple as walking up to the manager, give him a firm handshake and tell him you're not leaving until he gives you a job. Champ this plan is full proof."

>>38799077
What if you're lactose intolerant

drink that shit.
*SMACK*
HEY DRINK THAT SHIT FUCKER
*BIFF* *SLAM*
I SAID DRINK THAT GODDAMN SHIT
*SLURRRPPPPPP*
JUST LIKE THAT SIP THAT FUCKIN COFFEE
*sip*
YEAH BITCH THATS THE SPOT, RIGHT!?!?!
DRINK THAT FUCKIN SHIT, GODDAMN
*gulp*
YEAH DUDE, SHITS GOOD RIGHT!?!?!?

>>38800869
>tell him you're not leaving until he gives you a job

>"dad i've been arrested by the police for trespassing"
>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY NAME, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, I'M NOT SPENDING MY MONEY TO BAIL YOU OUT
>YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MY NAME

kek

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aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeah coffee

>>38799114
they're not underage, they just have no concept of the working world, having been NEETs their whole life

>>38802226
>>38799114
sounds like SOMEONE hasn't had their coffee this morning

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>>38799064
Could you ztop wif ze talking until i finished ze Kaffee? Vielen Dank.

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Why does /r9k/ hate coffee so much?

>>38802935
its the most overrated shit ever, and all the normies always talk about how they need their coffee like its the best shit that this earth has ever been graced with.

>>38802935
energy and wakefulness matter not to children. The moment they wake up, they're already fire. Ready for spongebob and mark iplier and whatever pewdiepie might say on youtube that day.

>>38803176
This. These immature kids have no idea whats like to be a mature adult like myself. They are probably also racist Trump supporters who complain about "SJWs". Ugh.

>>38800984
>not just walking to the police chief, giving him a firm handshake and telling him you're not leaving the prison until they give you a job as a guard

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>>38802540
me before mein coffee