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Poley is currently sucking on a big meaty black cock in prison edition
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I had a wank this morning, and around 8 hours later a bit of cum came out of my dick, is this normal or is my dick broken? Thanks lads.
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Why is everybody in this miserable shithole of a country so god damn ugly?
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Aright nonymongs
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>>38824312
There are hotties in this country, you probably don't get out enough to see them.
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>>38824323
My gf for example is a 10/10 supermodel.
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>>38824313
>mfw, virgin poster, but not a virgin.
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Post your waifus, lads

Gonna go make dindins
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>>38824283
REALLY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13613668
REALLY IMPORTANT POLL
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>>38824335
Got any pics lad or are you private? Would love to see dude. pic unrelated just felt like posting it.
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>>38824212
So tell me, how do the people who are the cogs in the machine that enable this kind of shit to happen not kill themselves?
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>>38824338
Virgin of the soul
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>>38824335

Yeah mine too, both of them.

I shag one when I'm powerboat racing and the other when I'm flying Jumbo Jets.
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>>38824354
Probably Nuremberg shit.
>I'm just doing my job and following the rules
Or they're so brainwashed that they believe they're doing the right thing
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>>38824356
yeah that sounds like me
also wouldn't have lost it without drugs. ecstasy eh, gotta love it
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>>38824354
The Jews dont have feelings like you and I.
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He reposted his image cause he couldn't get a single (you) last thread.

Fucking HOWLING
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5pm already. Where does the time ever go.
Have a great Thursday lads

- Kev x
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Why do we have like 4 new avatar favs/ waifs posters all of a sudden? They aren't particularly intrusive, but it's odd that they came up all at same time
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>>38824346
Alrigh lad? What's for dindins?
I'm having pasta with my special sauce

I told myself I'd go to the gym today (trying to get back into it) but I couldn't be arsed. Only productive thing I've done all day is the washing up but it's better than nothing.
What productive thing have you boys done with your day?
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>>38824387

Don't be such a silly mollusc.
Their shells are just like yours!

As an added bonus,most molluscs are treif so the more Jewish folk there are around the safer you are lad!
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>>38824283
surprise surprise 84
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I'm reading Poleaboo's blog in chronological order, currently on March 2015. Some of what he is saying makes me quite sad, he seems so troubled.

When does the juicy stuff happen? He's just fucking ranting about eating bad food and brain-stalking his roommates. I hope it's not always like this. I guess I cannae complain because it's his personal blog, not an Amazon bestseller.
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Enough to really make you think to be quite honest.
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It's becoming hard not to get raped by Asians in multicultural Britain.
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>have a circle of friends on discord
>cunt comes along, instantly assumes he's part of the group
>never stops talking
>always tries to involve himself in everything anyone does
>changes his sleeping pattern to be awake during our peak hours
>gets so bad he's told to knock it the fuck off
>he stops coming on for a good long while
>now coming back again
>I don't consider him part of the group
>don't consider him welcome in the discord at all
>every time he's in the channel it feels like he's eavesdropping on all our conversations
>get so uncomfortable I have to change channels

Wish the rest of the group would grow a fucking spine and tell him he's not welcome.
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>>38824462
Nice lad make sure you post this again tomorrow I dont think everyone has seen it yet
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>>38824349
You're basing this off what your arbitrary idea of prison is as opposed to what it actually is?
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>>38824462

You're an edgy young fellow. I'm sure your girlfriends are all very safe!
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>>38824346
posted, what do you plan for dinner?
>>38824425
You should probably do as I do and force yourself into it, you end up enjoying it and feeling good that you went to gym afterwards haha. Thats just what I do anyhows.
I've not done much, did some work in photoshop for a friend and I'm thinking of making a few more models in Blender
>>38824409
Found that /britfeels/ was more comfy than /brit/ and various other generals on /g/ so I migrated over and posted the 'fus
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>>38824475
what a nasty bugger you are. he sounds like a smashing lad.
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>>38824312
You need to live somewhere where the white count his higher
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>>38824499

He's not. Pretty much everyone agrees with me but they tolerate his stupid Australian ass. Even his voice is physically grating to hear.
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I could fucking take you all on tbqh
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>Hey guys I'm new to the prison! I'm a non-white tranny pervert hope we can all get along!
He's getting battered
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I was out last night at the pub because I had today off wageslavery.

Some puff was in a Manchester bar near Piccadilly asking "where can I find all the transvestites?"

And lads, I shit you not I heard the words "go and find poleaboo" in the smoking area of uni lads, which then confused the puff.
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>>38824312

They're too busy complaining to look after themselves.
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>>38824402
Thx Kev.

>>38824388
Stealing Kev's Kevs.
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>>38824521
He's gonna get passed around like a...like a tranny in prison
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>>38824544

I heard he's appealing to have his sentence increased to a year.
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>>38824519
what do you train in lad?
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speaking of real woman, think I fell in love with the new hygienist at my dentist. She's in her 20's hot as fuck and when I was in today she fingered the shit out of my mouth which is a particular fetish of mine. She wasn't just prodding with tools right in there with her hands.
I hear dentist types really like it when you have good teeth so I'm going to go ape shit cleaning them to impress her next time I go back.
Is there a normal way to ask her out or do I just have to live with the memory and hope she does something similar next time?
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>>38824519
shh, adults talking now
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>>38824561
Stop responding to the tripfag, that german prick is the worst of all of the trip fags too.
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>>38824519
You may be able to take on the normies, but you won't be able to handle the full power and strength of the /britfeel/ autistic rage brigade
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So figured I'd check that facebook paedo page some more.
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>>38824561
Mixed martial arts

I'm a fucking tank you know
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>>38824585
i will do once i find out what he trains in
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>>38824572
Mate don't ask her out when she's working, ask her out in her free time when she doesn't have her fingers inside your mouth (which is her fucking job by the way she's not doing it because she likes you). If you ask her out off the clock she will respond as her, not as the professional version of her.
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>>38824588

Principally because their Mummies will tell you to go away.
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>>38824597
the perfect blend of shaun ryder and johnnie vegas
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>>38824602
>mixed martial arts

>im a tank

this character
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>he started replying to himself
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>>38824588
Naw lad you're all wee poofs

>>38824584
Know your place you wee bawbag
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>>38824597

Like his shirt.
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>>38824597
Not our Kev t b h
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>>38824347
Nice doxx dickhead
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>>38824608
>Anon enjoys getting his mouth fingered
>Asks out the new hygenist
>She accepts
>Later gets weirded out when anon asks for his mouth fingers in a non dentist environment
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Evening lads! Ate some rice today without throwing it up. First time I've done that in years. I can't stop smiling over it haha

You lads done much today? Might go for a walk soon

>>38824522
M-makes me paranoid that "lads" browse here and make fun of us

>ebins blog is shared by unilad

Kind of want to see it happen
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>>38824619
What? Do we have a problem here anonymong?
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Just wait untill poleaboos info is released to the papers for his arrest.

Won't even need to dox him then.
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I FUCKING HATE ALL THE TRIPFAGS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>38824613

Whatever it is, it works.... He gets the chicks.

Now admittedly they're a little immature, but he's still doing better than the average /r9k/ poster in the lovin' stakes.
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gammon for tea lads
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>>38824624
Looks more like the /brit/ kev tbqh.
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>>38824649
Stop being such an anonymong
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>>38824638
no, i just know now that you're a fictional character.
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>>38824475
How the fuck did he get in on the first place ?
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>>38824649
Best thing about 4chan x is that you also get the replies to tripfags filtered. Get on it
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>>38824608
>which is her fucking job by the way she's not doing it because she likes you
no shit
>If you ask her out off the clock she will respond as her, not as the professional version of her.
I guess my real question was how do I arrange for it so I can ask her off the clock, with out resorting to stalking.

>>38824636
I wouldn't be that forward about it but I'd definitely let her practice on me
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BANTER WITH THE LADS

WAHEYYY
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>>38824656
STOP RUINING BRITFEEL YOU GERMAN PRICK GO BACK TO POL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38824637
Don't kid tilde, you want a lad up that desusan. I don't believe that you're any different to Stacy
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>>38824657
>anonymongs in denial
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>>38824666
Small talk, ask her where she's from, if you know the town and it's close then you can hang out at bars. Or just take a short cut and stalk her, as long as she doesn't know and you get your dick wet (with consent) who cares?
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>>38824622
the fuck's a bawbag,
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What time does this new guy usually go to bed?
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>>38824668
>will resort to ad hominem
Check
>will do anything for a triplords attention
Check
>intent on stalking triplords and responding...
Check.
>remains anonymous
Check
>desperately tries to appear "hard"....
Check
>always wrong
Check
>Crooked teeth
Maybe?

Not off to a good start, are you?
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Walls too clean
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>>38824668

Its not very "original", but .... No!
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Ok lads which ones of you are in this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4R59Mw8A2U
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>>38824668
>its britnormie trying to stay relevant
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>>38824637
Good to hear lad, hope you get your eating issues sorted for good.
Did you hear to the song I recommended to you?

Post what you're listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W773ZPJhcVw
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>>38824691
You talking about Preusse? I think he goes at around 11:00, that's 12:00 in German time and his dad beats him if he's up after that.
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encountered a dead frog on my walk
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Definitely a guy who posts here tbqh.
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>>38824706

It' really only when he sticks the tongue out that you can see how he pulls.
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>>38824736

Not you is it, anon?
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Can we please get confirmation that Poley is behind bars?

This could be the best britfeel ever lads
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>>38824726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rUbAcY9_zI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rUbAcY9_zI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rUbAcY9_zI
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>>38824718
none I'm not a conservative you nonce / or that young
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>>38824734
Can you link your blog lad? I want to see why you were crying, unless the frog is why you were crying. If so: sorry mate.
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>>38824734
rip
feelsbadman lad
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>tfw marks on the wall from my chair
looks ugly as hell desu
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Roy Cropper lad. Get your missis in order.

>>38824753
Posting these from prison, you rumbled me.
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>>38824765
https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/2017/08/03/an-impromptu-walk/

It was a seafront experience, the frog wasn't very important
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>>38824734
Looks like you, Ebin.

You should've picked it up and fried it, hon hon hon.
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>>38824734
/ourfrog/
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>>38824736
>>38824706
>>38824667
And they all get PlayStations and backrubs and a bedtime story each night.
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>>38824718
Anyone who takes politics that seriously is an absolute virgin and a loser. At least I'm a loser virgin who doesn't talk about gay politics.
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>>38824767
>tfw marks on my wall from where my bike's handlebars were resting
Can't even clean the fuckers off without getting paint off
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>>38824782

Only if they work & keep their noses clean.
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>>38824767
Same desu senpai-chan. I have a bit of a hole on the corner of my wall from my chair swinging and hitting it. I have a stain on my floor from where the dust and drywall has fallen and embedded itself in the carpet. There are black and brown marks and prints all over my cream walls around my computer from me swatting moths against the wall and rubbing bogeys on too.
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>>38824637
Nice to see you're improving Tilde.
How are you feeling in general?
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Interesting how it's mostly whites on this page.
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>>38824785
>doesn't talk about gay politics
Yes be a good goy and watch your game of thrones! Talking about politics is for losers, you want to be cool like all the other kids!
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>>38824812
I think I'm gonna have to repaint this room at some point, that would give me an opportunity to have everything out and then I can re-arrange things
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>>38824821

Looks a bit like Purple Aki that chap. Good to see a bit of tradition in the old perving business!
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>>38824809
>only if they pinky swear not to rape anyone again and only riot once a year
Man, it's a mystery why so many re-offend
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>>38824662

He was tangentially involved with something someone on the server was doing and never got the hint that he wasn't welcome.
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Even the potatoes get shamed.
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>>38824826
I mean like talking about politics like it's a key part of your life, or loving a particular party unconditionally.
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>>38824832
Let's just hope you've managed to plug up the semen sinkhole. Now that would be a disaster to uncover again after moving your dresser drawer out of the way for painting.
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Cheap Aldi Josef Fritzl
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>>38824878

Doesn't have the same chiselled, patrician ruggedness about him as Fritz.
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>>38824878
>that face
Literal pepe.
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>>38824906
It's the cheap version.

This hair though.
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>>38824852
I agree with you on the party cucks but politics is a key part of life. A lot of people even argue that the sexual is political, so how you act in your relationships is a political act
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Feeling quite assaulted just by that stare
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>>38824671
Don't we all, lad?

>>38824726
Thank you!

There were two suggested songs. Bird Gerhl by Antony and the Johnsons and an album by Fat Freddy's Drop. The song was very poignant and relaxing. The kind of thing you would listen to whilst reading. The album I liked too. I love instrumental stuff and it is really quite comfy. And I like Simon and Garfunkel but I have not listened to much by them. Anyway, I give my thanks to you and the other anon!

>>38824819
I know! It feels great! Otherwise I would say I feel very empty. Felt rather low this morning but I am okay now

How about you lad?
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>>38824963
where's all the paki? hope this account doesn't support white genocide
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Has Amer Hussain been sent to prison or not?
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>>38824935
He's a good looking lad. Probably didnt even need to rape
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>>38824935

And that T-Shirt! a few of the molluscs on here will be jealous of his being a cool, off handed patriotter as well as ladies man.
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>>38824971
Only started to come across quite a few but we all know how creepy pakis look. Mostly white dudes, had a couple of blacks and about 3 women so far.

Not sure how you lure someone onto a bus exactly.
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>>38824971
A good portion of pakis simply don't get convicted. Search for news articles about pakis not being sent to jail after raping kids. It will make you want to vomit.
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>>38824495
Yea I used to be able to force myself to go, I never used motivation but discipline. It was just something I had to do
Are you /fit/ desu?
I've decided to go now though, no more lazy excuses

Good luck with your project mate
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>>38824971
It does lad. It's run by a Jew who want's all the whites eliminated and replaced by violent lazy non-whites because reasons.
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>>38824969
I know what you mean, don't worry about it and just keep soldiering on I guess, it's all we can do.
I feel sort of down and quite tired though, had a bunch of stuff go on and I just don't need it anymore
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>>38825024
damn, knew it was da joos it's always them
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>>38824971
>>38825015
Of course, it would be RACIST to accuse a paki of such an act. Also you need to consider their family which relies on these rapists, you can't just go around throwing them in prison.
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>>38824971
Another for you.
Face seems to want to leave his head.
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>>38824642
/brit/ doxed him ages ago
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>>38825015

It is as Allah wills, oh my brother.
All things are insha' Allah.

May his peace be upon you.
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>>38824975
Funny how we called him Amir the whole time. Don't think he corrected us once

We'll probably have to wait for him to post or look up the local news
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>>38825021
Yeah, I guess I use a mix, I like to do it and I want to but sometimes I just don't feel like it and I force myself to do it because I know it has to be done.
I used to be /fit/ then I threw it all away when a bunch of shit went down 1-2 years ago so it's depressing feeling like I'm lifting baby weights and I have to keep up my diet but it's been alright so far, never realised it was perfectly feasible to lose 1st in a month haha.
Goodluck though and be sure to work hard :)
and also thanks I might just need it.
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Thought this was a lesbian as I scrolled past.
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>>38825080
Paki languages aren't that specific

Ravinder, Ravindar and Ravindra are all the same name in India, people mix and match the spellings but they all mean the same
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lads, we've voted for brexit but i can't help but notice that there are still pakis everywhere.

pakis out when?
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Imagine this guy using /britfeel/ tbqh
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This guy definitely talks about poo on /brit/
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>>38825115

Allah has many names!
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>>38825115
amir and amer are two different names and not just different spellings of the same arabic name
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>i wasn't the one who impregnated helen flanagan

tough feels tbqhwym8s
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That's the entire of July done and my share of looking at creepy fuckers.
This must have being the best I saw. The thumbnail on what I assume is his tinder bio made me chuckle.
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>>38825117

When it is the will of Allah, obviously, you silly mollusc!

But his peace be with you none the less. May he guide you to enlightenment and a wee bit of general nous.
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>>38824283
how did poleanons trial go
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>>38825117
Pakistan isn't part of the EU anon

Why would they leave?
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>>38825090
Ah that's a shame. Good thing you're getting back into it and not ego lifting like I do when I get back into it after a while. Don't want to be seen with babby weights :(

What's your height/weight if you don't mind sharing? 1 stone is a lot in a month, I lost almost 9 pounds last month so I know how you feel. tfw skeleton :/
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>>38825152

>i drink a lot

don't we all fella
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>>38825117
Brexit will mean less euros and even MORE pakis. That's the funniest thing about all these ant-immigrant brexiteers. Absolutely clueless
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>>38825152
is it your own facebook page lad. you seem to be spamming a lot elliotdoxxer per chance?
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>>38825149
>that tattoo
Dropped

Still would pump and dump that semen demon
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>>38825171

Indeed as outgoing EU border control to the UK is likely to become considerably more lax post Brexit, I foresee an increase in the availability of schwarma and all things which are severed with saffron and harissa paste!
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>>38824517
post yfw australians shitpost so hard they actually fuck up their sleeping pattern to piss off brits
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>>38825189
>more pakis
>more terror attacks
>more leftie women getting raped
let chaos reign
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its time for another edition of, post your local wetherspoons.

(spoons you've also lived near previously are eligible too)

nothing beats that early afternoon spoons pint, on a weekday shortly after you've signed on.

that smell of old man, stale beer and desperation are surprisingly comfy.

pic related, my local spoons on the holloway road. a fucking car wreck at weekends but acceptable during those quiet midweek days.
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Favourite:
>white pornstar
>black pornstar
>asian pornstar
you better have good taste lads
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>>38825243
>black pornstar
>asian pornstar
not for me desu
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>>38825233

There is no chaos my brother, there is the will of Allah. All is as he divinely plans.
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>>38825243
define asian
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>>38825257
far east, not pakis
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>>38825243

>white pornstar
literally do not know, too many to pick from. either jaye rose or jessica robbins

>black pornstar
vanessa blue. ugly as fuck but DAT BODY.

>asian pornstar
lol. sorry lad i'm not into small boys
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>>38825205
Nope. Some lad last thread posted a link to the page. Figured I'd have a look at some creeps to kill time.

Stopped it now. Sorry for the spam
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>>38825250

The white will never be for you either "desu" my sad little bivalve buddy.
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>>38824409
At least 2 of them are the same person.
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>>38825243
>white: Tori Black
>black: none
>asian: Anri Okita
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>>38825243
>>white pornstar
Ew
>>black pornstar
Lol
>>asian pornstar
Anri Okita
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>>38825172
I'm like 5'9 I think I've not really measured myself properly since I was 16
last I checked I was floating around 175lbs so I want to really cut down some more, maybe to about 150lbs and then I can properly bulk up, although my routine has been gaining muscle mass and stamina so I've not been doing it properly in that sense.
I feel much slimmer again, my veins are popping out and lots of the fat on my arms for example is going away so it feels breddy good.
What about you if you likewise don't mind sharing haha
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>>38825238
mine's a bit shit but most are tbqh
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>>38825243
>White
Could Anastasia Lux be considered White?

>Asian
Hitomi

>Black
....
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This thread has been fucking shite so far
>anonymongs in charge of quality threads
What did I expect
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>imagine his shock /britfeel/
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>>38825312
>Hitomi
Pic related
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Black: Michelle Banks
Asian: Morgan Lee
White: Don't like vanilla cunt
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>>38825250
>>38825257
>>38825269
>>38825291
>>38825300
>>38825312

jesus christ you lads ever get tested for the 'tism?
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>when the fappers start posting about porn

G-goys please...
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never wanked to pornstars lads, mostly amateur with a touch of JAV but I don't take note of the actors name. Don't know how anyone masturbates to white pornstars they're disgusting
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>>38825303
I don't mind either haha
5'8, 130 lbs at the moment b-but I swear I look bigger than you might think desu. I've got veins popping too but it makes me look like a crackhead

Keep it buddy, what's your ideal weight? I'd like to bulk up to about 150/160 and get lean at that weight
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>>38825243
Bailey Jay
Sasha Strokes
No idea
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>>38825355
What was that lad? We should post pictures of our favourite?
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>>38825355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RB9Doq9gPA
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>>38825370
>they're disgusting
Imagine wanting your dick sucked by this pornstar haha how disgusting
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>>38825412
It actually is, are you 16?
>>
After a long and thorough period of testing I can safely and surely report the following:

>Meal deals
Tesco>Morrisons>>Asda>>>>>Sainsburys>Co-op
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>tfw pull day
>tfw deadlifts
>tfw nice pump though
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>>38825391
I WILL RESIST THIS CONDITIONING! FUCK YOU PORNOGRAPHY-PUSHING KIKES, I WILL NOT SUBMIT!
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Do you heal or DPS /britfeel/?
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>>38825431
dps, so much easier to level and quest and I can't be fucked with maintaining two pecs at once
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>>38825417
35 actually. So who are you attracted to anon?
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>>38825423

M&S lad.
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>>38825423

>eating pre made supermarket sandwiches/lunches from anywhere other than m&s

you must be poor
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>>38825431
healing is the real challenge desu - only role that isnt a repetitive cycle
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>>38825427
Make this lad submit
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All those crazy things we did
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Didn't think about it, just went with it
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>>38825379
Haha it's okay I believe you anon :)
Honestly I probably look like a crackhead too because I'm very pale, so not only do my veins pop out but they're extremely and noticeably blue.
I think it depends though, if I'm going for just being generally healthy maybe 143 to 150 otherwise I'll probably be aiming for 160 but have the vast majority of that being muscle.
It's depressing how big I got fat wise but thankfully after these months people have started to notice and others have been asking if I've gone to the gym etc haha
quite flattering
Unfortunately it's mostly guys that come over and start feeling up my arms and chest but whatever haha.
I'm not really sure overall though I guess, I'll just get to where I'm comfortable especially with uni coming up I might end up going for lean and defined rather than bulky and muscly
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>>38825462
Yeah, I am
Sorry I can't afford jewel encrusted bread and gold laced ham you fucking toff
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>>38825454
Random amateur girls and guys and some asian girls
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You're always there, you're everywhere
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>>38825427
Good luck buddy. We all know you'll break eventually
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>>38825462

M&S? You mean the pauper's version of Waitrose?

Well, I suppose if I were in a hurry.
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>>38825468
>>38825495

Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.

FUCK OFF!

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>>
Just got off the phone with my mate in Aberdeen who watched Poley's trial. When he was sentenced he said "No Justice!!" in a weird way before the police lead him away, and he could also be heard saying "but I am employed!"
>>
@38825500
No one reply to the (You) beggar
>>
>headache for a week+
>go to GP, does all the tests
>lol idk
At least it's not a tumour I guess
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>>38825506
Don't give into the temptation fapanon.
How long do you want to last lad?
>>38825513
>"but I am employed!"
Hope this isn't fake
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>>38825427
I'm curious, why did you decide nofap? Did you become addicted to some really specific genre and saw yourself becoming unable to get aroused by anything else? Or did you notice that it was becoming more and more difficult to cum? Or maybe something else entirely?
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>>38825493
agree with what you're saying lad. porn stars are obviously not even enjoying it and most of the time they dont even get wet.
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>>38825513
Is his trial today? He might actually be relevant again if the story is good
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>>38825493
>amateur
For what reason? Quality is almost always shit and the vids are boring
I understand disliking the big budget porn shoots like Brazzers but there's a middle ground there
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>>38825506
Calm down dear. Please
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fuck you niggers, I'm not wanking until my birthday tomorrow. Or should I go even longer haven't fapped this month yet
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>>38825495
holy fuck, that 1 on the right has a minecfaftesque vagina.
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>>38825502

kekekekekekekek

waitrose is the most overrated supermarket food going

m&s all day long
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>>38825537
His trial was today. He was sentenced to 3 months.
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>>38825540
Oh shit I was going to post this pic too. Thicc asians are a thing of beauty
>>
I usually watch Tiny4k/Povd because they get really big white guys with thick uncut cocks.
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>>38825513
>>38825549
hmm
don't believe you
I'll wait for the paki to make his own statement
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>>38825462
>Going to M&S
>Not Pret a Manger

Sorry to hear you live in a shithole
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>>38825538
I don't self insert or find porn actors attractive really. I masturbate to the situation. I don't really wank much at all now that I think about it, I had a thing for toilet sex/scenes for a long while
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>>38825559
Great minds lad.
I have my own. Fucking glorious tbqh.
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>>38825506
Don't be so angry anon, it's not good for you
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>>38825563
You'll be waiting a while for him to get out mate. I understand you're skeptical, but maybe his absence will convince you. It's also possible it will be covered in a local paper.
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>>38825549
Ah yes poleaboo news with no source. I've missed these exciting times
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>>38825548

Yes, I hear it's becoming popular with all of the austerity and such.

But really where food is concerned one owes it to oneself to stick with Waiters. Maybe cut down on non essentials instead.
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>>38825585
>that will never be you
Feels kind of bad
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>>38825588
Hopefully a source will emerge in the next few days, if it gets into a local paper or something. Just telling you lads what I know, but I understand you need something more to be convinced.
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>>38825567

Pret REALLY is shit y'know.
>>
>>38825603
It's important which one you meant lad.
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>>38825603
>tfw I want to be the woman

This is an... odd feel
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>>38825544
Crazy how nature do dat and shit
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>>38825586
hmm no
you're lying
I know this because you don't immediately go to prison after being sentenced for 3 months
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>>38825633
You're held after the trial no matter how long you are sentenced to lad.
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>>38825616
The guy, I'm not some kind of poof
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>>38825559

she looks brain damaged
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>>38825560
Nice taste. I hate seeing cut dicks in porn

My boy Danny D is the best
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>>38825575
Your own thicc asian? Jesus christ I really need to get out of my room
Where is she from?
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>>38825524
Thank you for your support. Ideally: I want this to last forever, and hopefully I can satisfy my sexual urges with a girlfriend/wife, not by masturbating. Pragmatically: I'll hold off for as long as I can, but if I do masturbate again it will not be to porn (I don't want to feed the jewish pornography machine) but it will be to alleviate a sexual urge, and hopefully it will not lead into a spiral of relapse.

>>38825543
Go full NoFap, anon. I'm already seeing the benefits and it's only been a few days. This is not just a meme, there's a reason there are so many success reports.

>>38825525
No, none of those. Originally, as I told the anons yesterday, I wanted to experience nocturnal emissions, as I never had because I was wasting all my semen during the day. It was that combined with an interest in Eastern philosophy and semen retention, which supposedly has benefits. I feel very depressed after I masturbate and very degenerate. I can think of a million reasons not to masturbate that coincide with my general outlook on life and not a single convincing one to masturbate. Reading the NoFap website has really helped as well, this can only benefit me. I think making myself known as "that one britfeeler who doesn't fap"isl helping me on my journey too as I will need to be keeping up this "identity" of sorts, and masturbating would break that and make me feel disingenuous.

People are starting to pornpost now but I'm gonna ignore that and do some more reading.

Try NoFap guys, you have nothing to lose and much to gain.
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>>38825642
I'm fairly certain that's not how the system works, even if it is in scotland (who do law a bit differently)
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nicest 20 pack of fags for under 9 quid?
>>
saw some graffiti that just said 'aliens exist'
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>>38825570
>I don't self insert
>I masturbate to the situation
You sound like a cuck
>>
>>38825686
Cigarettes are all the same anon
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>>38825684
So how do you think it works?
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>>38825694
Please do not kinkshame
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>>38825593
>one owes it to oneself
I don't even know if you're just messing around but I genuinely hate you you posh twat
>>
Ai Uehara is mu girl

>>38825660
Danny seems like a top lad, if only for agreeing to be in Meme lover
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>>38825694
how did you know lad
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>>38825686
JPS players, just over 7 quid

Make sure you get reds, none of that poofy blue shite
>>
>Get back from work
>900 post backlog to race though

That was harder work than being a wagie
>>
there is one thing i dont completely understand. why dont transexual women just be gay guys? it is very unlikely that they are going to get an half decent straight guy because nearly enough any lad with anything going for them is not going to want a trans girl because they are not truly women. at least they could get a relationship as a gay guy even if most of them do want to just sleep around. i know one factor is meh they want to be treated like a women but they never truly will be because they will always been seen as someone who was once a guy.
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post yfw you realise poleaboo is in prison RIGHT NOW
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She's escorting. Bit expensive though
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>>38825750
>why does a mentally ill person think irrationally
>>
>>38825243

Black Pornstar: Naomi Banxxx

My jungle fever is too intense to have a favourite white/asian pornstar
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>>38825737
wow you actually read through old threads you've missed?
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>>38825759
Yet to see any proof of that
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>>38825750
They are mentally not right, bruh. Anyone who does any form of aethetic surgery isnt right but trans people are extremely not right.
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>>38825705
hmm
actually after some reading I think you might be right and I shall concede that I was wrong and you are likely correct
google was being a bit arsey about showing me the right information
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>>38825676
>Try NoFap guys, you have nothing to lose and much to gain.

You are fucking retarded mate. Not wanking will not help you in the slightest, after 3 days you will probably be thinking about your sexual frustration constantly.

Nofap has literally no benefit at all, you're just frustrating yourself by obsessing about it. I haven't wanked in 2 days because I've been busy af, I'll probably have a spliff and a wank later on, won't affect my mood in the slightest, just a nice little bit of relief.

You're genuinely fucking mental and this trip is absolute cancer.
>>
>>38825686
I smoke Dunhill international they cost over 10 quid.

But I would recommend Marlboro bright leaf anon.
>>
>>38825764
Looks like the back of my bawbag
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>>38825772
The last we heard from him he was about to go into his trial. If he got off, he'd have been straight in here to brag about it. That's all the proof I need to be honest.
>>
>>38825771
>he lets himself miss out on important britfeel lore progression
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>>38825820
like it matters mate, lads will still be talking about that time tilde was outed as a two face cunt in a year
>>
>>38825784
Agree, they are mentally ill. However I have to disagree with you on one point: people who want aesthetic surgery in order to correct a problem with their appearance i.e. they want to look normal.

I have absolutely no problem with people getting cosmetic surgery if they're deformed or if they've suffered some kind of accident or something that has caused them to look abnormal.
>>
got sentenced to 3 months in prison 6 years ago, just got a letter through the post. they're coming for me next monday. ffs
>>
>>38825840
leave her alone bigot
>>
>>38825850
>the justice system is this incompetent
jesus christ what is wrong with this country
>>
>>38825575
My god

Hnnngggggg fapfapfapfapfap
>>
>>38825513
I want this to be true do much

the ultimate autist goes down in the most autistic way imaginable
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>>38825801
You're a bit of a poof, lad
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>>38825853
remembered to leave it off this time aye?
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>>38825796
Cheers for conceding lad, not many anons would.

It makes sense because people are scared of prison, even 3 months, so if you gave people a chance to run away quite a lot of them would and it would waste police time to try to round them up.
>>
>>38825860
he's clearly making a joke based on recent posts
you nitwit
>>
>>38825727
Hahha bloody Ebin

>>38825719
Got any good straight scenes with Ai? I have a lesbo one I've been meaning to watch, apparently she gets slapped and then freaks out on the girl and kicks her
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>>38825853
>Her

Man in a dress is still a man
>>
>>38825737
I like the dedication lad. I do this as well but it can get tiring, especially when you realize it was a waste of time and you missed nothing
>>
>>38825894
Doesn't even wear dresses. Just looks like a skeleton male with long hair. No effort at all
>>
>>38825798
>He's a degenerate drug addict as well as a masturbator.

I don't want to cause tension but you're really not helping your case with that statement.

That being said, here are some reports of success with girls, life, and motivation from people who have surpassed 90 days without masturbating. Try and overlook that they're from reddit, there's not really much of a stable NF community elsewhere:

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/search?q=90+day+report&sort=relevance&restrict_sr=on&t=all

And here is a list of some of the NF benefits:

1) Clarity of mind, no mental clutter
2) Better stamina in sports
3) Absence of depression, as in "there's actually nothing wrong with me"
4) Better short term memory, grasp conversations, sharp and clear mind
5) Feeling worthy of hottest girls
6) Interacting with people goes from nuisance to fun activity
7) Facial hair grows faster
8) Music sounds better
9) Being cool with awkward situations
10) Past events are remembered better
11) Movies watched in one sitting, rather than interrupting it with distractions
12) Feeling of being really alive and feeling of having/being a powerful spirit
13) Better looking skin
14) Free, genuine belly laugh
15) Appreciation and admiration of women's inner and outer beauty
16) Less sleep is needed to feel rested
17) Much less irritability
18) Destructive erections
19) Improved chest, neck and shoulders musculature (without exercise in a particular case)
20) Vibrant and alive looking eyes
21) Voice is now clear
22) Reduced rage and anger
23) Movies, novels and art are appreciated much more
24) Better dream recollection
25) More wisdom on various subjects, without actually studying them. As in mind gets better at making connections.
26) Easier to get up in the morning
27) Like Neo in the Matrix, getting heightened senses and intuition
28) Enjoying company of kids and older folks
29) No more craving for sugar and alcohol
30) Urge to expand your mind
31) No more anger.

Have a good day!
>>
>>38825764
>paying for a hamplanet
Lad why
>>
>>38825908
How long have you been going for?
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>>38825869
>anonymongs in charge of taste

I've seen enough shite. I'm away to get pished.

ttyl sweetcakes
>>
>>38825908
no fap is a silly thing though
the real trick is to just not masturbate so often
like say...

once every other day

that's a lot better than the whole pseudo-bro-science that is no-fap
>>
>>38825908
>reddit
>reddit spacing

shan't be reading this
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>>38825930

eat shit and die thunder twat
>>
>>38825908
>Trying to build an identity on 4Chan that's about wanking
>Calls someone else degenerate

You're a daft cunt mate, gb2reddit and resist wanking there.

>27) Like Neo in the Matrix, getting heightened senses and intuition

Yeah you'll be just like Neo in the Matrix when your balls are the size of Mitre footballs.
>>
>>38825714
>posh

TFW plebs believe that is an insult.
>>
Howling, his lack of attention and yous made him leave.
>>
>>38825771

Of course. Also, I'm usually on britfeel at night anyway, but the last thing I specifically do before going to sleep is checking the most recent posts, so that in the morning the backlog is as small as possible, then first thing I do when waking up is go through the night's backlog.

Sometimes I think I might miss the odd post (sometimes if the thread was last at 450 posts I'll check the catalog and read the new thread from the beginning. I'm pretty sure that I read at least 99.5% of posts though.
>>
>>38825860
what's wrong with this country is it's full of idiots like me.i was trying bants. heard a lot of good things about it. sorry lad.
>>38825873
bit of a mean explanation, unless it was bants.
>>
>>38825934
completely agree, everyone will break eventually. It's only a problem when people fap like 3 times a day
Also it's good to try fapping without porn
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>>38825926
You'll find out when I post my 90 day report here and BTFO the jewish fap shills.

>>38825934
Not masturbating is better than masturbating :^)

>>38825942
>getting worked up about how many times someone presses enter and a website they don't like

Sounds like you're a frustrated masturbator. Shan't be paying any attention to you then.

>>38825952
>Yeah you'll be just like Neo in the Matrix when your balls are the size of Mitre footballs.
Chicks will dig my big balls.
>>
>>38825908
>Don't wank and you'll be like Neo from the Matrix bro, and you'll have wisdom about stuff without knowing anything about it!

That is the most autistic list I've ever seen posted here. I hope this is a joke gimmick, because if you are sincere you are a towering, towering spastic.
>>
>>38824283
Ebin's later blog post though. That video of him running was just confusing. Why is he running from a strimmer?
>>
>>38825750
Because it's about self image not bf feels
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>>38825950
fuck up you wee bawbag

Know your place mong
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>>38825995
t. hasn't tried NoFap

Oh dear, what a disaster. Oy vey!
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>tfw speaking to the cutest person on /britfeel/
>10/10 of pure cute boy material
>>
>>38825986
>Not masturbating is better than masturbating :^)
God lad. Stop being a smug fucking cunt because you force yourself to not jerk off. It's good you are sticking with it but there are health benefits to the occasional fap so it's best not to get smug and self righteous.
>>
>>38825966
wow lad, you've turned britfeel into a job. you should apply to be a janny
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>>38825930
haggis fucking skirt wearing log throwing bastsrd ye.
no wonder i had trouble understanding you.
bawbag,pished. sounds like you've been drinking already pal
>>
>>38825998
was worried he'd turn his strimmer on me or not see me and lift it up to cut the hedge and hit me with it

>>38826017
Don't recall talking to you tbf
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>>38826015

I do nofap too from time to time. Not commited like you, I just often do 5-7 stints now and then, and I absolutely agree with the mental clarity and increase in confidence, reduced anxiety etc
>>
>>38826017
Names, anon, we need names!
>>
>>38826017
Len's not online right now so maybe the second one.
>>
>>38826037
>was worried he'd turn his strimmer on me or not see me and lift it up to cut the hedge and hit me with it
Ok, nice shoes though.
>>
>>38826028

I applied twice, rejected both times.
>>
A dilemma, lads:

When I'm buzzed/tipsy on alcohol, I am the person I want to be.

I don't drink carelessly or drink to get smashed but EVERYTHING Is better for me after a few drinks and more to point, I have no addictiveness streak. I can go indefinitely without alcohol, did t even start drinking until I was 21... And I'm Irish, that went down well with everyone from age 14-90.

After a few drinks I feel light, fearless and people are much warmer to his I am. Sober I feel stiff, anxiois, bitter, hateful and things REALLY fuck me off. I'd love to 'top up' throughout the day when around people but I know this shit leads to tolerance leads to all alcoholism leads to JUST. But I'm the person I want to be when buzzed.

I went in to work last Friday buzzed and I was my most productive, nothing annoyed me and even my TL thought I seemed happy and asked me "Friday vibes?" - normally I'm just quiet.

Anyone else in the same boat? I would do it every day, music, games, TV, LIFE is better when I'm on the sauce but I cant bear the thought of being an addict to something either.

Hell, I even get more motivated to read, write and loft when. Buzzed. I often wonder if I'm slightly defective and the drink "fixes" me because I never get drunk or hammered, just "buzzed" and I never feel the urge to drink beyond that stage. I HATE being drunk.
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>>38825908
>drug addict
Yes lad I smoke a spliff with my flatmate every couple of days after work. Love it too. I don't drink alcohol so it's nice to have something to unwind with.

I'm honestly going to pretend you didn't just link me a list from fucking reddit as a scientific source because I'm too embarrassed for you to respond to it.

It's becoming really clear that your issue is with obsessive thoughts, you think nofap is going to change your life, what happens when it doesn't (it won't)? What will be your next obsession? No food? Drinking your own piss? There's no magic cure for sorting out your mental health problems.

You need counselling mate, honestly.
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>>38826037
>mouldy phimosis dick thinking he's cuter than my britfeel boy

You're not even blonde, and non-blondes can never be 10/10

Howling
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>>38826015
Actually, I have gone without masturbating for extended periods of time, so I know for a fact that your list is delusional bullshit. Fucking Neo from the matrix. What a spastic you are.

Fair enough if you feel better after not wanking, I can believe that, but that list of benefits is autistic and retarded and you are a complete idiot for believing it. You'll see for yourself.
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Looks like a time for this.
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>>38826037
Ebin it looks like you have a bit of a jew-fro haircut mate.
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>>38826017
What is it with weebs and these pathetic online relationships?
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>>38825764
love that bitch.
I'll take the fatties any day of the week
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>>38826093
Oh god, is that a popped collar?
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>>38826017
Think tilde went for a walk lad
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>>38826027
You sound quite nice. Can't tell if you're another poster or not but I was only being rude because the other ones were mocking my lifestyle choice, so they were getting it back.

>>38826042
Good lad! I used to do those until I really committed but I was getting increased depression each time I masturbated the longer the stint was, so it just wasn't worth it.

>>38826069
>Drinking your own piss?
Thanks for the idea, mate. Could try that, Bear Grylls-esque. Also the list was from the NoFap forum, not reddit, for the record.

>>38826079
Stop projecting, Ibrahim.
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>>38826113
Seems a bit Elliot Rodgersy but I'm no expert
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>>38826118
>Stop projecting, Ibrahim.

Confirmed for troll.
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>2 post backlog from Ebin's blog.

Gonna make myself a cuppa then get comfy for this
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>>38825998
Hahahahahaha absolutely HOWLING at this video

The lad's either having us all on or he's lost it
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>>38826065
>tfw rejected even by r9k
sorry lad
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>>38826116
Tildes physical big manly frame doesn't make up for his ugly dark soul
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>>38826054
And expose him? Nah, I'll just gush over him instead

>>38826055
Is he a cute blonde? If so, he might be in the running, but it's highly doubtful he's as attractive. We're talking "would even turn prison gays on" cute here, and he's not even a trap (could easily be though if he wanted, but that would ruin him a bit. He's gorgeous as is)

>>38826094
Leave the jealousy for your blog
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>>38826118
Oh alright I didn't realise you were just trolling.

Good effort I have to concede, got me to reply earnestly 2 times.
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>>38826060
thanks, I didn't even buy them they were just in the house unused for some reason when i decided to start going outside last year

>>38826070
I don't believe you

>>38826093
I do sort of, i had it cut and now its jew fro'd out when I leave it. might have it cut shorter if I can be bothered its too hard to control

>>38826113
fleece with collar up

>>38826147
I started taking videos for my own safety when passing dangerous stuff
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>>38826082
Yep that one post that took up my entire screen was the last straw. I've only filtered 2 or 3 tripcodes too
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>>38826147
You can use his blogpost and the video as a rough estimate on the time the video was taken, use that with the angle of the sun to have a direction the camera is pointed and from there you can begin to work on where in Filey that was.
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>>38826163
how did you meet him then?
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>>38826163
I bet he's a waifuposter, that's where the true qts in hiding are.
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>>38825924
Watch her scenes and you'll understand.
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>>38826094
Because they have no life? That's pretty obvious, just ignore their 'smugness' and they'll go away
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>>38826140
Latest was a long one too. Might do the same desu, his blog is fascinating
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>>38826209
Oh yea they're all total qts
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hello I haven't really browsed this place for ~8 months until today

give me a run down on this "ebin" character
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>NoFap
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dude, that's more jewish than porn
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>>38826176
Don't lie lad, this is all for our entertainment. And we love it
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>>38826193
Met him through here. Believe it or not but there are some super attractive boys. Compared to the others I've added though... it's another level entirely.

>>38826215
>smugness

Now I know this is jealous blog boy. That's one of your favourite words.
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>>38826274
Bitter cunt who has the ability to improve his life yes always blames others things for why he is where he is or why he can't improve.

Also admits to like shitting up these threads.
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>>38826176

Try nicotine gum for the brainfog, you won't get addicted with a quarter of one gum, and you might decide to take it therapeuticly if it works
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>>38826315
>Bitter cunt who has the ability to improve his life yes always blames others things for why he is where he is or why he can't improve.
sounds like me when I was younger
thank you for sharing
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>>38826315
Also VERY entertaining. Give him a break
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>>38826273
Does that make it easier for you to try and get over him, Ebin? Thinking he's "ugly"? Fox and the Grapes-tier thinking that.

Fun fact: He's not.

Sorry! (lol)
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>>38826295
Its been like this since I started walking out alone, I've had several anecdotes similar. My blog is a coping mechanism as I can make a story out of it.

>>38826300
>gets home from work
>bait posts start

hmm
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>>38826338
Only so many offers of help someone can reject before you get tired of their bullshit
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>>38826331
>nicotine for brain fog
D-Does this really work anon?
It's been plaguing me my whole life
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>>38826274

The troll-meister of /britfeel/. He can deploy weapons of mass butthurt in less than 45 minutes.
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>>38826339
I'm not him but of course anyone who doesn't like you is Ebin right? So long gay boy
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I wish I could sweep Ebin up and help him sort his life out.
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>tfw no good place to talk about history
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>>38826342
Yea I gave up on that too. I'm just here to enjoy the ride
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>>38826365
I wish I could throw him under a street sweeper.
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>>38826353
Enjoy your ugly britfeel lad, maybe he will let you call him Len one day! Maybe you will even get to touch him one day like normal couples can. Maybe.
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>>38826295
also I don't care if you think its real or not really in one of my first blog posts I said its personal catharsis. Its better than therapy, if nobody read it would still be a good way to cope for me
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My favourite thing about /britfeel/ is if you search for a name you can pinpoint the exact moment the thread gets uncomfy
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>>38826367

Try /his/ lad.
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I'm doing NoClothes desu way more fun
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>>38826365
that would be a hard task, he'd reee at you every step of the way
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>>38826367
try reddit.com/r/askhistorians
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>>38826383
Haha, in his dreams!
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tell what lads, enjoying me some Cadbury button cornetto thing.
would take a pic but I've got the big light on. don't want doxxanon working out the angle and finding what room i'm in
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>>38826399

Hey my main mollusc, you know that "reee-ing" doesn't actually do anything?

Strange, but true.
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I can't believe someone can make up meeting the handsomest person ever on britfeel and you spastics will actually reply.
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>>38826390
tried it, still just memes, point out there actually was a dynasty of black pharaohs for just under a hundred years and even there it's still KANGS
>>38826405
they don't like people who don't actually have degrees talking, also r/history is full of misinformation
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Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never feIt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're Ebin.

You're bored, as usual, posting about normies and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other anons. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours posting mindless drivel about people who have boyfriends, or a social life or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a smegma infested phimosis cock between your legs that you use as a conversational point

And then you see men, over in some corner of r9k, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy into empathising with their fellow posters and building a community. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for achievements. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're Ebin
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>>38826387
I reckon most of it is real you just slightly exaggerate for comedic effect. Just like this pic explains
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>Someone unironically bragging about e-flirting with a man
>Ebin and some waifuposter actually jealous of the situation
And people think these threads are too normie.
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>>38826455
>tried it, still just memes, point out there actually was a dynasty of black pharaohs for just under a hundred years and even there it's still KANGS

Be selective with it. It's actually one of the bluest of the blue boards but people have to sleep!
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>>38826017
One day someone will talk this way about me
I believe
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>>38826438
not sure what you're talking about really. we all know just the type of person he is, the kind that rejects any kind of genuine help
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>>38826475
I don't recall any post hinting jealousy

>>38826469
I wish, I was taking notes on my phone the whole time and its quite accurate to what I felt
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>>38826475
i find it funny that ebin thinks waifu posters are normies for meeting up with each for bum fun. being prison gay is the complete opposite of normie.
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>>38826446
Make up? Does that help you to cope, thinking real things are made up? I'd post a picture, but I don't think he'd be very happy about it.

Sorry (not really, lol) that you're too spergy to find someone!
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>>38826475

The happenings you cite are 100% normie.
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>>38826344

Go out and buy a pack tonight anon, if you get the smallest one (1mg) and break it up to 4, thats only 0.25mg. It works miracles for some
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befriended a lesbian at work
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>ebin and tilde promise not to shitpost
>amount of len/saku posts go down noticeably
>amount of ebin/tilde bullying stays the same
>never happens during working hours

hmm
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>>38826518
>encouraging someone to get hooked on nicotine
Not very nice desu
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>>38826529
is she fat? does she have dyed hair? does she wear problem glasses?
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>>38826535
>Amount of ebin shitposting doesn't change
>who even knows about tilde since he's someone else entirely with the trip on
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>>38826535
also I've got actual evidence that could cripple on of them
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>>38826535
>never happens during working hours

Except where it literally happens during working hours. Go check the previous thread

But sure, ignore that if it doesn't fit your narrative.
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>>38826529
Real butch/dyke type lesbian or pornstar type?
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>>38826535
almost as if a significant amount of people on britfeel are employed and is why there is always more activity after five ebin
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>>38826557
Then post it, you coward
If you care at all about this place it's best everyone sees it
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It's almost the weekend. Who here is going to spend the time drinking their time away?
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>>38826491
Are you a single gay guy?

And you don't have to be 10/10 to be seen as the "cutest person" ever. Love can blind you physically, so you may be like a 5/10 to someone, but your bf/gf will think of you as perfect.
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>>38826557
Thought you was done with them and drama? You're such a fucking liar and hypocrite Ebin, why do you have to get dragged into this mess. People actually like you when you're not doing this
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>>38826557
remember ebin lad. the only reason people hate you is because they are insecure and not confident in themselves. if people did not care about your opinion they would not hate you :)
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So far

# Filter any tripfag
#/^!/
/^!!oOx9zZn3q4d$/
/^!!XAmApAQmtFg$/
/^!!Gp0tndw1HI0$/
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>>38826547
Don't worry anon, I'm so far gone a nicotine addiction would be a step up if it makes me feel good
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>>38826574
>coward

we all know who you are

don't fall for the bait ebin. be the bigger person lad
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>>38826553
no she's skinny and has undyed short back and sides
>>38826565
a bit butch yes, short hair and dresses plainly
probably a feminist but she isn't open about it either
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>>38826125

There is no one else I have ever known of that is more like Elliot Rodger than ebin. Even this current blogpost where he is dismayed at his lack of education, and tries to rapidly learn as much as possible to make up for it. Elliot also was dismayed that he kept dropping his classes, so spent 14 hours a day in his local book shop Barnes & Noble to try and educate himself on topics such as politics
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>>38826601
>we all know who you are

What did he mean by this?
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>>38826582
The weekend is just like any other day of the week to me little wagie. Enjoy your drinking :)
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>>38826583
Very gay, very single
Also minimal self confidence so if I become so cute that even I like myself I'm bound to find someone r-right?
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>>38826584
half this thread for the last hour is people baiting and false flagging me and I haven't posted anything but that
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>>38826619
Want a britfeel bf? M-maybe you can be my "cutest person ever"
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>>38826587
/!!XAmApAQmtFg/
/!p/9fQnNnMM/
/!!Gp0tndw1HI0/
I've thought about filtering Ebin but he's too entertaining
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>>38826601
Nice try, anon, not even i know who I really am
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>>38826557
Then do it lad, most of the 'anon' posts defence is 'well there's no proof so they're perfect!'
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>go to the shop to get some juice
>pay with a tenner, get a fiver back and coins
>get home, realise its one of the old fivers that isnt even real money anymore
>go back and ask for my money
>they claim i was never even there

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38826633

>This is only notable because despite being younger he had a newer and better car than me

If it's any consolation, I'm older than you, and both have a worse&older car
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>>38823883
>Source on that?
Sorry for the late reply, I was busy today.

The only source I have is I live in the same town as him and my mum said she heard about someone around my age being beat up and told me to be careful and asked if I knew anything about it so I'm just guessing it's him. I also saw a bunch of teens talking about jumping him on facebook last night so I'm pretty sure it was him
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>>38826637
I would love nothing more than a britfeel bf but I am cripllingly shy outside of an anonymous setting
Also you'd need to be close to me cause long distance stuff is he
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lucky for you lads I shall be leaving while the normie wagies are around
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>>38826645
It's worse than no proof, it's no even circumstantial evidence and no reason to think it's the case beyond projection
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Feeling quite a bit angry today lads.
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>>38826648
TRADING STANDARDS
HIGH COURT SHERIFFS
SOMETHING!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYk1miCEBwo


Does ebin have an afro?
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>>38826672
I bet you lads he is back in 5 mins.

REAL WAGIE HOURS
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>>38826665
Email me so we dont shit up the thread. If it doesn't go anywhere, then fair enough! Won't be for lack of trying :)

[email protected]
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>>38826691
no, now be a good goy and delete this post would you?
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>>38826672
>lucky
Ah yes, can't wait for them to talk about you and tilde when you're not even here like that day you two went to /brit/. Fuck sake Ebin take these cunts down with you
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>Ebin leaves
>Instant gay hookup

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>38826691
that's a jewfro if I ever saw one
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>>38826694
He'll probably just come back under his other waifu hes started cultivating here.
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>>38826691
>out of breath from a light jog
>that outfit
Sort yourself out Ebin. You still dress like its the early 00's.
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>>38826691
It's like the Blaire Witch project had a lovechild with Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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>>38826721
You're legitimately paranoid mate. I've spoken to the other waifu poster, there's no way it's Ebin
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>>38826694
No i'm actually leaving I just thought i'd make a joke post first

>>38826715

>>38826716
it sort of is
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>>38826721
I hate ebin as much as you pal but the new guy has done nothing wrong. Don't start trouble.
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>>38826499
>Does that help you to cope
What am I supposed to be coping with, again?
I'm actually good looking, just mentally ill.

>girls always message first and want to meet me but i'm too anxiety ridden to do it.
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>>38826736
Ebina-kino.
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Why do people think poley will go to prison?

it is likely he will just get a slap on the wrists
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>>38826715
>Ebin leaves

uwotm8
youre here fucking 24/7, despite claiming that youll leave for good like a hundred times
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>>38826761
I think they're just being hopeful
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Every day, every fucking day it's the same shit in this thread.
>Hi x
>I'm not x
>x shows up thread goes y
>ah yes
>haha

Can we go one day without any of this shit?
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>>38826752
I'm not saying you're not good looking, I have literally no idea if you are or not

Highly doubtful you're more attractive than him though.
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>>38826773
>Can we go one day without any of this shit?
We would if Ebin/Saku/Tilde/ just didn't post for one fucking day. Len's not done his roadcall attention thing in a while, others should learn.
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>>38826773
Shall we just take the rope pill together?
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>>38826761
Do you honestly believe the account of a delusional, borderline insane tranny?

He is a repeat offender and doesn't understand the seriousness of his crimes. I hope he's going to prison

Also it would be funny
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>>38826796

I wonder did collars & cuffs match?
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>>38826795
If one of those people didn't post, one of those 3 would STILL shit up the thread claiming it was him because he cannot fathom that people hate his guts
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>>38826804
No I just don't see it, community service or house arrest at the absolute worst

Also I'm still not convinced poleaboo is real and not just some sad genius
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I was about to kill myself lads but there is still hope left for me as I have just been offered a job to live in Japan.


I think I'll go to Tesco and treat myself to a steak.
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sometimes i wish i could just sail all the time and never step foot on land
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>>38826835
You don't know that until all three try. But it will never happen, all three crave attention.
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>>38826848

You're going to need a bigger boat.
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>>38826841
get some of those sushi ready meals, gotta get your stomach ready for when you move, also bow to your elders to get into the habit of showing respect
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>>38826848
same here except for me it's kicking tilde in the head and never not kicking tilde in the head
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>>38826841
Congrats, lad! Glad things are working out for you. Is this a teaching job? How long are you going for?

Don't forget to cook it medium-rare/medium, of course!
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>>38826841
I hate to burst your bubble but you'll still be a sad loser in Japan.
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>>38826864
only bow your head, not your body
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>>38826851

I express my thoughts on the matter thusly: pic related.
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>>38826841
Conga rats!
What kind of job is it?
When do you start?


>>38826868
>being this jealous
Feck off
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>>38826882
You sound like the kind of autist that argues with one of them all thread
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>>38826875
wow rude youngster much? did you even watch the documentary about the making of the wind rises where miyazaki said that people back then bowed with their whole torso
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>>38826894

What can I say.... They amuse me.
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Really wish Virgin would stop cutting me off every two minutes lads haha
this isn't comfy in the slightest
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>>38826796
Can I join in friend?
would be nice desu
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>>38826927
thought you were leaving lad?
were you just lying, again
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>>38826961
Leaving Virgin?
and not sure where I've lied before lad haha
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>Get home from wagie hours
>Can't wait to see Ebin
>He immediately leaves
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>>38826985

Don't worry, this is him >>38826939
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>girl in the shop with her bf
>keeps looking at me and faintly smiling
>can't tell if she likes me or just pities me because of my dead eyes
Is there any way to differentiate between pity and actual interest from wimmin?
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>>38826867
>>38826883

Thanks lads!
I'm working in a hotel chain. I'll be doing roles in the office department and making sure it runs smoothly.

Should be interesting as everyone on my team will be fluent in English.

I get free meals and accommodation at the place too!

I feel happy.
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>>38826985
I haven't really left yet
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>>38826981
truly pathetic lad, you cant stomach being away from here for a single fucking hour

why do you claim youll leave time and time again when you always fail, just like you do with everything else in your disgusting subhuman life
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>>38826746
mad, i i had a dream about a year back were you said exactly this. i can sometimes see the future in my dreams.

this was all meant to happen
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Give me one good fucking reason
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>>38827019
Oh I start next month btw.
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>>38827018
Eyebrows go up with interest, down with pity.
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>>38827019
Oh nice one! You don't have a really shitty English teaching job either!

Try to learn a little bit of Japanese though. It'll make things much more comfortable for you.

I hope it works out great for you and you never have suicidal thoughts again (I've been there myself, so I know your feels)
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Goodnight sweet prince lad!
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>>38827047
They sort of stayed the same I think. Didn't really notice because I didn't want to stare too much and get in a fight.
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>>38824346
>dindins at 5pm
you're a lunatic

>>38824425
I've been putting off my washing up for like four days straight, tonight is definitely the night I do it for real maybe
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>>38826939
Lad you need to beg for the chance to join the waifuposter message group or they're just going to keep bullying you.
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>>38826864
I'll remember this. Thank you.
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>>38827034

HOT OFF THE PRESSES, EBINS LEG!
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>>38827057
If they stayed the same that's interest lad. Shame she has a bf though.
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>>38827087
Yeah. Might be interest but fuck going after it. Not going to enable the bitch.
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>>38827081
How can people think Ebin is real when the 'anixety-ridden' boy runs around like a mong infront of a stranger for laughs.
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>>38827048
I will, I'm going to take some live 1to1 lessons online.

Thanks brother, I appreciate that.
I hope all is well on your side too.
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>>38827081

Ebin's shoe!
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>>38826939
we'll hold hands and jump together
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>>38826848
I love the ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcBEojJlziU

I also want to read The Old Man and the Sea for this same feel
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>tfw trying to be a good persons but keep thinking of doing malicious things
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any you speccy cunts got lasik?
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>>38827059
>lunatic

R-RUDE! :O

I always eat early, because I don't have breakfast or lunch so I'm starving by that point.
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>>38827114
Oh shit lad Brantanos.
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>>38827103
I don't have anxiety, I run in car parks back to my car. I don't think anxiety as diagnosed really exists. Just a natural emotion people think is a mental illness
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>>38827059
Make sure to get some extra cakes fatty haha
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>>38827138
>I don't think anxiety as diagnosed really exists. Just a natural emotion people think is a mental illness
I shake and sweat uncontrollably, slur my speech and would rather die than enter social situations. anxiety isn't a fucking joke you normie
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>>38827166
Go blog about it on tumblr or reddit
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>>38827133
>I don't have breakfast or lunch
wew lad that's crazy, I know a lot of people skip breakfast but lunch as well is a bit far.
Are you NEET? I'd keel over at my desk if I couldn't at least have a sandwich

>>38827158
will do amigo, cheers for the tip :^)
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>>38827175
>Go blog about it
>Go blog about it
>Go blog about it
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>>38827138
>I don't think anxiety as diagnosed really exists
Don't be fucking daft. Nearly makes me throw up sometimes when it's bad.
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>>38827059
Is dinner at 5pm weird? I usually have it at 5/5:30 so i can eat whilst watching pointless.
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>>38827175
do you want a fight mate?
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>>38827166
>anxiety isn't a fucking joke you normie

No, it's not, but it is funny.
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>>38827166
Suprised you're such a spinless beta when you act hard online anon :^)
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>>38827196
I guess it depends on your schedule desu but its very early for me, I'm not ususally home before like quarter to six.
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>>38827065
Phoneposting because virgin cucked me again
And id rather not haha
I'll just stick to goofing around in britfeels and talking on here I think.
There's a few people that I wouldn't have minded just talking with or whatever naturally but by the looks of britfeel lore that's not a good idea.
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>>38827196
Fatties have a second lunch close to that time.
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>>38827214

That's what being a mollusc is all about.
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>This is where my tactic of looking at the floor has a big positive, I can see dog shit and avoid it.
This line will go down in history as a monumental moment for humanity.
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>>38827196
my family have always eaten at about 5
other people seem to eat later
don't know why
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Original new thread time

>>38827239

>>38827239

>>38827239

>>38827239

>>38827239
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>>38827166
>>38827190
I've had similar symptoms all my life but don't give myself a tag so I can brag about having it on facebook. Regardless of if its real anymore doesn't matter now everyone has it and its fashionable
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>>38827242

Because they don't still live in wattle & daub cottages and work for Th' Baron all their lives for no pay.
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>>38827178
Yea I'm a NEET, and too lazy to make anything for lunch so I just ride it out til like 4 and make dinner instead then maybe have some Shreddies or something for later on in the evening.

Not the healthiest thing to do, but eh! :)
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>>38827127
As long as you don't do them you're still a good person.
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The key difference between Ebin and Elliot Rodger is that Elliot will never produce any more OC, Ebin is producing High Quality OC several times a day, and medium-tier OC (posts) every few minutes.

We really are living in a golden age
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>>38827262
Well if it works for you then fair enough I guess. Do you tend to eat big when you do? If I abstained all day I'd just want to stuff my face desu
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>>38827273
>The key difference between Ebin and Elliot Rodger is that Elliot will never produce any more OC, Ebin is producing High Quality OC several times a day, and medium-tier OC (posts) every few minutes.


This post wins today's internet.
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>>38827257
>don't give myself a tag so I can brag about having it on facebook
yeah, because someone like that clearly is the facebook type with meme depression. fucks sake ebin
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>>38827295
>yeah, because someone like that clearly is the facebook type with meme depression. fucks sake ebin


As opposed to your givemeneetbuxitis?
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>>38827215
Oh right, i forgot that people are at work til 5ish desu.
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>>38827257
please never leave britfeel. you are the main reason i come here
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>>38827289
I don't eat big at all, no, but I eat quite poorly. By dinner time I'm starving, so I'm not sure it's "working for me", but I'm alive! so... it can't be toooo bad... I guess >_>
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>>38827242
>other people seem to eat later
>don't know why

Because they have jobs.
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>Since this is comeback August I decided I will not stand timidly in defeat but march forward. I bravely went forward and now me and the female presumably the wife were walking head on to each other. She had to fold and let me through. We got close and she eventually accepted defeat and went behind her husband letting me proudly stroll past. I like to think of this as the victory of the walk, a walk which had me on the verge of defeat by the promenade now had me victorious and proud. This could be the me that takes over in the future instead of the current defeated and scared figure that is my current self.
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>>38827333
good one, ebin
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>>38827257
Nah you just have meme illnesses and conditions so you can blogpost instead.

Literally worse than facebook/twitter normies
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>>38827059
Go for it tonight desu. I used to be a bit of a slob, I'd do it every 3-4 days and plates would pile up on my desk. Not a nice way to live, it's good into get the habit of doing it every day. Same thing with making your bed. Do it!
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>>38827131
I've got 6.5 (at least) in both eyes, I might as well be blind. Getting lasik as soon as I can afford it

How blind are you?
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FFS THIS THREAD ISN'T COMFY

FUCK OFF EBIN THIS IS YOUR FAULT
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>>38827678
There's a new thread mate. And he's already shitting it up with drama
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