>TFW some autistic beta orbiter won't leave your gf alone

>>38900679
>Preferably something permanent, like getting him to an hero would be optimal

You're a piece of shit. Get aids you fucking faggot.

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>>38900679
>mfw this is probably me

>>38900679
If you have a gf why are you on this board?
back to /b/

Sperg here.

Use her phone and call him. Then tell him he's been texting/calling the wrong number, but in a threatening way.

>>38900679
>get gf to set him up
>lure him in with the prospect of physical contact
>when the time is right
>IT WAS ME, ANON
>rape his ass

>she won't reject him directly because she's afraid he'll sperg out and attack her
That's a lie. She likes the attention.

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>>38901234
>>rape his ass

w-well that took an unexpected turn

I am the kind of person who you are talking about. Fuck off

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>>38900679
Take him aside, where hes alone, told him that its not healthy for him to hang out with you guys and that he needs to work on himself to make himself normal.

>>38900679
>your gf alone
Hope your whore is cheating on you, you both deserve the worst death.

Try to intimidate him ,if that doesn't work bring, a couple of mates and them intimidate him, preferably in a dark place like an alley or some shit, so he can't call people who are passing by for help. If he's still persistent get a baseball bat and break his fucking knees.

assist him in getting is own gf be a /goodguy

Should confront him about his actions

>>38901297
You know real life isn't the movies right?

>>38901118
beta orbiter spotted kys please

>>38900679
The only reason your gf isn't outright rejecting him is because she's stringing him along in case she breaks up with you.

>>38901350
This is what an actual Chad would do.

>>38901372
This actually happens tho

Much easier to intimidate/confront than to
>>38901350
>helping a helpless retard
>implying anyone would do that

Do exactly this

>tell gf to ask for his number
>call him and say you have been a man all along
>give him your address and tell him to come meet you there to settle this once and for all
>tell him that you're going to beat the shit out of him if he doesnt stop bothering you, to instill some fear as well

He'll get scared and by your willingness to share your address think you're some kind of tough motherfucker who cant be fucked with.

>>38901378
>she's stringing him along in case she breaks up with you.
She wouldn't date a beta orbiter, but she probably have a sidechad in case

>>38900679
Why do you care, if he's autistic/beta? If he's not threatening to cuck you, just laugh it off. If he's a legitimate physical threat to her (you say he could sperg out/attack her), beat his ass or intimidate him, tell him she doesn't feel safe around him. Don't attempt faggy indirect shit like trying to make him suicide.

>>38901372
>And where do movies get inspiration??
Haha checkmate,shrekt

I think the best thing you can do is meet him, preferably in public so he doesn't feel like you want to kill him or something like that.
Be friendly, hate only fosters hate.
Sit next to him and keep eye contact while talking to him.
Tell him these words: "Hey, I understand you like my gf. But this is wrong. You should like me instead. Cause I love you man. I want you. I need you".
Then you grab his crotch and kiss his mouth, start using your tongue once he gets used to your lips.

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>>38900679
>>38901267
Mathias is right

>>38901447
>She wouldn't date a beta orbiter, but she probably have a sidechad in case

Actually this is a good reason to leave the beta orbiter alone.

His cringe aura is helping hold sidechads at bay.

If you get rid of him, she WILL replace him. And what if the next one is less beta? Better the beta you know.

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>>38900679
Is the orbiter physically large or strong? Is he intelligent or manipulative? Does he have much confidence? Nothing to live for? Any significant mental issues besides autism? Does he own any guns?

If no to all of these, just bully him and he will back down. Maybe even make fun of how pathetic he is acting and shame the fuck out of him. If yes to any of the above then you'll probably need a restraining order.

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>>38900679

>Mfw OP is the beta orbiter pretending for (you)s.

This site is so boring now. Just a bunch of people pretending to be retarded.

Also if you're even telling the truth, you're opening yourself up to action being taken against you later. Every tough guy who's threatened me for talking to their girl? In the end she cheats on him usually and I soil the dudes reputation. I let everyone know plain as day "this man is threatening my life!"

... It's funny how quickly Chad's ego deflates the second everyone's telling him to fuck off because he's threatening people with violence for talking to his GF. That's why he always tries to whisper it in private like the coward he truly is.

>>38900679
Sit down and talk to him.

>>38901267
>>38900679

This desu. Hang out with him and bro out with him at some point mention his attraction to her and say it isn't healthy. Saying he should anhero is edgy and I really shouldn't be helping you in the first place if you're really that shitty. If you were confident enough in yourself you wouldn't be worried about some autism. Also women are paranoid as shit, some sperg isn't gonna come kill your gf you retarded faggot, keep your bitch in line.

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>>38900679
>tfw qt3.14 gf broke up
>tfw the beta cuck is still an orbiter