ok, that will be $11.50 plus a tip

>>38900826
ok thanks, here you go, have a good one

>>38900826
I've never had a delivery person ask for a tip, and I've ordered a lot of delivery in my lifetime.

>>38900826
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FOOD IS HERE

>>38900826
I only give good tips to socially awkward white males

>>38900826
Are you the manager? Can I have a job. My dad told me to do this.

serious question, why do Americans tip?
Isn't salary enough for the people in the service industry?

>>38900826

I always order to the nearest 5s.

>>38900888
America is basically a third world country, especially when compared to Europe.

>>38900826
I'll give you a tip
*unzips dick*

>>38900826
sure thing, $12.00 it is

>>38900917
Only for the poor. European poor live a lot better than American poor. Now if you're rich, America is a better place.

>>38900826
>*Hands twelve bucks* Thanks for the food.
She's asian, I'm going to trust she has enough decency not to start shit.

>>38900880
Where's the firm handshake, champ?

>>38900826
GO PICK UP YOUR PIZZA IF YOU DONT LIKE TO TIP ITS CHEAPER BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS HAVE MORE CARRY OUT SPECIALS.

>>38900917
Lmao. I hope this is sarcasm. Or you're extremely misinformed.

>>38900958
nah, i'm rich and live in america and it sucks here. sure, you can buy a nice car but you've got to drive it on the same road as americans, you buy a nice house but the neighbourhood's filled with americans, you get an expensive hooker and she's american, et cetera. don't come here, even for money

>>38900981
I don't know you. You're not my dad.

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>>38900919
That's a guy desu. Look it up.

>>38900826
s o u r c e

originalee

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>>38901084
>I unironically want to fuck felix

>>38900888
>Isn't salary enough for the people in the service industry?
no, if you're delivering pizza you're probably not makeing much more than minimum wage ($7.25/hour). this is why unemployment is so high in the US. lots of jobs but nobody can live off them.

>>38901179

Delivery drivers make decent money where I live anon. Expecting an employee to have a car in a low skill field means they get paid much more. Get a decent amount of delivery (not too far away, traffic is just right, etc) they can make upwards of 20$ an hour, have half the fuel paid for, and then tips on top of that.

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>>38901292
don't know, when i was delivering pizza i was only makeing $9.00/hour.

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>>38900826
Lookee at this pie anon, that'll be $29.99 and don't even think about forgetting the tip hee hee!

>>38901084
Even better.

So much better.

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>>38901469
here you go bitch keep the change

>>38900867
I gave a huge tip to a spaghetti spilling asian guy the 2nd time he came by

couldnt speak a lick of french first time i got him but he was on his grind the 2nd time, gotta respect that

>>38900919
Technically, you unzip a zipper, not your dick.

I've never had a female delivery driver

You call that a "medium" pizza? sheesh.
guess I should have got a large

Isn't the hat she has on from pokemon, the one Red wears?

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>live too far away from the city to get food delivered at home

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>You ordered the sausage ?
>I'm the delivery person, ordered the pizza

>>38900958
Wrong. My family is wealthy and we have our summer home in the South of France. Even your best southern states can't even get close to comparing. You people have cottages, we have homes on the med surrounded by culture, festivals and the like.

Why does this picture exist? Why would somebody take a photo of their delivery girl?

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>>38901838
>Hey butthole where's my tip? I made the pizza ya cheap ass.

>>38900826
>having pizza delivered to your home
>ever

I always do pickup.

Or if it is too late I just go to 7-11

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>>38902837
heres your tip wagecuck

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>>38900826
I'll give you de tip

>>38900826
>asking for tip
Hahaha I was going to give you 20% but since you're so damn pushy I'll only give you a dollar.

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>>38900826
*hands 12$
welp that should cover it, no need for change. You keep it!

>>38901016
You must be part of the bourgeois.

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>>38900826
>Eating the sliced Jew
How the hell is this so popular? It's fucking flatbread with tomatoes, cheese, and other stuff. It's the least healthy and most overpriced shit I can think of.

Not to mention, pizza people always clog up my building because all the tenants are normies who don't give a shit about me getting home in time to enjoy the non-wagecucked moments in my life.

>>38900826
>tip her $1
>take my pizza and close the door

>>38900826
Thankfully I live in Britain and order from none mainstream take outs. You never see delivery drivers like that.
It's always really old or middle aged Indians/arabs that don't speak much English and just nod when you give them your money.

>>38902945
Delivery pizza is pretty shit, but good pizza exists and is pretty awesome every now and then.
My problem with pizza is that it has way too many calories for how filling it is. I can eat 900kcal in pizza and still be hungry, meanwhile I'll nearly be puking after 900kcal of beans and rice.

>tip of peenis
hhahahahahhahhaha :)