>30 years old >still can't piss if someone is at

>>38900797

How do you handle trough urinals, that don't have partitions?

>>38900827
I hold it or wait for a stall

Piss over into their urinal from yours

>>38900797
I know that feel. Why does this happen?

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>>38900797
kek at least you aren't an autist like at my college. There is one guy who has to pull his pants and underwear to his ankles to piss in the urinal and spergs out when people look at him in disgust and shock, yelling "DONT LOOK!"

This is community college so he is a young adult

>>38900797
>>38900849
>>38901450

STALL PISSERS UNITE

>tfw go up to a urinal with no one in the bathroom thinking you're safe
>piss stream is just about to the tip of your urethra
>bathroom doors swings open with someone walking in at that very moment
>freeze up, urine stream fails to start flowing
>one other urinal right next to the one you're out with no dividing wall
>pray that person walks into stall to either piss or shit
>nope, they come up right next to you, pull their dick out, and start pissing
>trembling with fear, pissing now is pretty much an impossibility
>stand at urinal face forward with nothing happening
>person next to you gets done pissing, goes to wash hands, while you remain frozen at the urinal
>person finally leaves the bathroom, finally able to piss
>now worried about that person realizing that you are piss shy and why you couldn't piss with them in the bathroom

Who knows this feel?

>>38901505
>STALL PISSERS UNITE
Here
>>38901564
>>tfw go up to a urinal with no one in the bathroom thinking you're safe
>>piss stream is just about to the tip of your urethra
>>bathroom doors swings open with someone walking in at that very moment
>>freeze up, urine stream fails to start flowing
THIS

fukken virgin pissers. chad pissers home on urinals that beta pissers use, giving them a bro sidehug while pissing in the same urinal, overwriting whatever pheremones the beta was pissing out with chad pheremones and making that urinal wet af

It's not bad, I freeze up even in the stall (I never piss in urinals) when there are people waiting outside or there is someone in the stall next to me

>>38900797
>40
>can't piss in a urinal to save my life, even if no one there
>barely can use a stall if people are around
wtf

Stalls are for shitters, anon. Don't stop me from taking a big stinking dump because you're afraid to piss like a man. Stop giving a fuck.

urinals were invented by chadler (that's chad-hitler for you) who plotted to have us bots' bladders explode.

>>38901493
There were special needs kids at my high school that do the exact same thing. are you sure he's neurotypical?

>>38900797

>At a music festival that took over a lot of bars and clubs in a town
> Really have to piss, run to the bathroom of the venue I was in
> Oh no...

> It must normally be a gay bar; it just has a long trough urinal, with a mirror set at eye level so everyone can see everyone else's dick

> Several people using it, they could see that I walked in, and I'm hesitating.

> REALLY have to piss, a couple of people move further apart to make some room.

> No stalls, the toilet is just in the corner of the room.

Would you do it, or piss yourself trying to find another place?

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>>38900797
>20 years old
>Urinate in the shitter and avoid the Urinal entirely
>Raise it with toilet paper so as not to get sick

>>38901831
>twntritjiyjwiejrt seventeen
>not using your foot to raise the shitter

fuck i am like this, but i wasn't till last year.
>my dick started hurting
>still hurts
now i can't pee on urinals or in public places like sidewalks and stuff
i never couldn't pee when i sense someone on my back but now it is a lot worst

>>38901867
>Getting pissy shoes

That's what everyone will call you when they catch a whiff

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>Virgins
uses the stalls
>Chads
intentionally uses the urinal next to someone to compare dick sizes
>Chinaman
pisses on the floor and wafflestomps the drain
>Pajeet
street
>Girls
just pisses during sex
>Me
pisses over the stall door into the neighboring toilet and shits in the urinals

>>38901882
why would anybody smell my shoes?

also
>Implying I don't do it at the very edge and with the very side of the sole to minimize contact

>>38902102
You must have a stunted sniffer.
I constantly smell urine on other people because of stuff like this, and I bet they do too.

>>38902128
kek you're a dog anon

>>38900797
I'm 22 and only used a urinal like twice.

>>38901867
I also use my shoes to flush any public toilet or toilet at a party. I hope you robots aren't stupid enough to touch anything in a public bathroom with your hands.

>>38900797
>24 years old
>freeze mid-stream if someone shows up at the urinal next to me

>>38901564
>>tfw go up to a urinal with no one in the bathroom thinking you're safe
>>piss stream is just about to the tip of your urethra
>>bathroom doors swings open with someone walking in at that very moment
>>freeze up, urine stream fails to start flowing


that's when you flush before they even get to you, wash your hands, walk out and try again later.

they won't know. thye just hink you finished pissing like a normal person

>piss at work
>dont shake out properly
>piss seeps through your pants so theres a little wet spot
>dont notice it
>go back to work
>this happens every time you piss
>find out later everyones secret nickname for you is spongebob pisspants

this is why im killing myself.

>>38902215
Right I've used that tactic before, but if you really have to piss and you don't want to go back to your work area before you do, because it would look kind of weird to come back from the bathroom just to need to go back 10 minutes later.

If I'm somewhere in public and not at work this is when I will do what you just mentioned.

>>38902454
usually wait for at least an hour. you'll be uncomfortable, but you deserve it for not being able to piss normally. and hopefully by that time, youll have to go so bad it wont mater who's around

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>>38902151
And you're a fool to continue doing what you're doing

>>38900797
Tbh I prefer the stalls because urinals fucking splash piss on me sometimes and it's nasty

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>>38902274
>In High-school
>Tried to use Urinal for a change
>Shake dick and piss won't come-out
>Start to waddle to familiar stall
>Someone walks in
>Hand on dick
>Start waddling quickly to safe haven
>Look like I'm stroking myself
>Close door and lock it
>Walk out
>Some guy is staring at me like I'm a sick-fuck

>Cannot shit in public
>Will not shit in public
>No matter how terrible my stomach feels, I will hold on until I die.
>Other than on vacation (where I hold it for days anyway), I've shit in public once in the last 3 or 4 years.

Peeing is fine, but I will not shit anywhere that isn't my home.

>>38903445
exact same unless I had dairy the day before, my asshole will be a fire hose

>>38901505
>STALL PISSERS UNITE
>>38901564
M8 I FEEL YOU BRO

>>38901505
Yup.
Even if the stall has a toilet that's full of rusty shit water, I would rather piss in that than a urinal.

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HOW DO YOU FIX THIS???

YoU hAvE bEeN MuTeD foR 4 sEcOndS, beCaUsE YouR coMmeNt waS nOt orIginAl.

>>38901564
I do
>pretend I'm actually just done pissing when they get next to me
>put my dick away, wash hands, walk out
>have to piss fucking bad, feels like it's literally at the tip of my dick
>too afraid of walking into the same restroom in case someone sees me
>have to find another one while trying not to piss myself