I got pickpocketed today and i liked it

Are you that starved for attention?

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Reverse kelptomatic lol

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>tfw always pickpocketed kids at school
>during breaks I went back into the classroom and went through bags
>nobody suspected me because I had the best grades and was a background person
>could easily pay for my alcohol addiction
>was never found out
Weird feel.

Some days I like to imagine what it'd be like to be a super villain, one in particular that I like to think up is the "Larcenist". He would just break into people's homes and steal really trivial things. He'd stalk a house for days on end until he knew a family wasn't home, then he'd break in and steal the batteries out of the remote and leave a tiny slip of paper saying he was there.

He would steal the bed sheets off of peoples beds, and he would take the photo frames of pictures (only the frames, not the pictures.) He would steal one chair from your dining room. He would steal your carpet from your living room. He'd take off the legs of your couch and steal them. But only one sort of thing, never several at once. I've wanted to do this across the entire metropolitan area I live. From New Port News, to Virginia Beach. Even Richmond if I could. If I could be the larcenist, I would leave enough of my calling cards that I'd eventually become famous in the media.

Tell me exactly why you liked it and what you look like/personality.

>>34018420
you're a fucking genius
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>>34018420
Please do it you magnificent madman

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>>34018338
>tfw no busty catgirl to steal my wallet

>>34018387
Ahahaha fine story brah..