>wake up >see you got transformed into Emma Watson wat do?

>>34018429
Go to the darkest, most dangerous ghetto to get BLACKED

>>34018429
be cured of my social anxiety and insecurities and be the biggest manipulative slut around

I'd kill myself and rid the world of that feminist cunt

>>34018429
Kill myself because I'm a feminist

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>>34018899
>>34018901
>:11
>:12

that hivemind
nice

>go on mass shooting
>get off scot-free cause vagina
>say I did it for feminism
there you go friends.

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>>34018429
If I just get the body I'd masturbate in front of a mirror until I pass out, over and over and over.
If I get her entire life I'd order pic related and masturbate until it gets delivered, then alternate between hooning and masturbating. I don't have plans beyond that, she has enough money to spend the rest of her life like that.

>>34018899
>>34018901
God original damn

>>34018429
I'd Kurt Cobain myself, with a farewell note saying, "Gavrilo Princip did nothing wrong".

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>>34018489
And now we all see what BLACKED is really about: closet gay white boys dreaming about black cock.

Thank you for finally admitting this, white boy.

>>34018429
finger my self and get a female orgasm

>>34018429
get pregnant using my sperm from the sperm bank

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>>34018429
sell nudes for $$$

>>34018429
oh, do i still have my brain?

i would make a change

>record myself masturbating
>store footage on my drive in case I ever revert to my original form

>>34018899
>>34018901
Can you guys please explain to me what feminism means to you? You seem to know a lot about it.

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>>34018489
Did you just admit to wanting a fuck by a BBC, anon?

Start casting spells

>>34019651
>not masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating

>>34018429
Troll the ever living fuck out of /r9k/

>>34018429
Would never leave the house again. I'd play with Emma Watson's tiddies and finger bang her until I got carpel tunnel syndrome.

>>34018429
Anal and try to gape. I would be the littlest slut.

Use my money to fund SENS and become immortal whilst ironically trying to find a reason to not kill myself

unironically go fuck chad

>>34019125
>>34018489
Both jews. Just sayin desu

>>34020552
>falling for the /pol/ troll
I bet you did starting strength and gomad too

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Eat the most juicy and delicious steak, mashed potatoes, and pure raspberry juice until im completely full. Id do this alone and with my hands, but in a classy setting. Then id buy a top notch dildo and masturbate while watching kinky porn on my huge expensive tv. Then id go on a fancy yacht and get drunk off my ass, then pass out. I would wake up with a random naked chad. I'd then get off the ship at the Bahamas and have fun there.

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Have my body scanned and allow my likeness to be used in a rapeplay eroge.

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>>34018429
Find the purest outfit I can find & get BLACKED
Then sell the tape for millions
>>34019125
>>34018489
Great minds think alike

>>34018429
Very rough and violent anal masturbation will ensue.

>>34018429
I'd get shit faced, buy the fastest, most expensive car, and run from the cops.

>>34018429
smell all my shoes and socks

Now speaking of serious business: I heard of a game called rapeplay in which you kinda harass women, but the fucking characters are anime like and that kinda sucks.

Is there a more realistic version?

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>>34019030
This. This sounds nice.

I don't even watch a lot of porn or anything.

Why does the thought of getting of transformed into a girl and getting fucked by a guy arouse me?

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>>34018429
>Not be a feminist
>Be anti-migrant
>Run for parliament in france or england (Am burger so not sure which one)
>Win
>Make Europe great again

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go visit the nearest refugee camp

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>>34021710
Honestly, I think dark women, white men
and white women dark men(latino/black) is going too be the future of dating for about 50-100 yrs until we're all mullatos

>>34018429
>Get a giant tattoo of a black sun on my back
>SS runes on both forearms
>K-i-l-l N-i-g-s tattoos on my fingers (aside from the thumbs)
>Proceed to become a white nationalist advocate
Also, a lot of masturbating to myself in the mirror. But mainly white nationalist advocation.