Drunk Stories

Had a similar experience with my mates although we had all dropped a fuck load of mandy.

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I was I senior year, smashed with no one else in the house (tfw alcoholic)

I was TRYING to cook for myself, and ended up dumping a huge pan full of water on the floor when I tried to clean it.

I leaned into my doggo's face and told her that if she licked all the water up, she'd be my best friend.

got blown by a dude. desu

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I've had a very similar story with my bros except it ended in a really gay episode (the atmosphere was sexually charged and before I knew it we were sucking eachother off) none of my friends are willing to talk about that night, they just pretend it never happened

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>pissed on the back of a car in a mall car park lot around midday with people around
>know for a fact people saw my cock

went to a con and wanted to drink a bit before going there to be able to socialise
ended up drinking a bit too much

woke up in bed with a cosplayer who was dressed up as cat noir

later found out he is 16
apparently i was acting pretty normal and not blackout drunk at all yet i cant remember anything of that day

>have a chadbro who lives with his gf
>we hang out, smoke some weed, drink some gin
>we gamble online
>we win a lot
>get even higher from. the happiness of winning
>happiness transforms into horniness
>he goes into his gfs room to fuck
> I am so horny that I dont even care anymore
>follow him
>it ends in him fucking his gf and me fucking him

>>34163492
this is gay

>>34163287
this too but less