What's the worst thing you've ever done, r9gay?

Had sex with a girl who was telling me to stop during

>>34367930
Prob posting trap threads to pill you little faggots

>>34367930
"what cd"
you couldn't figure out what cd was next? good ol multiple cd installation games

Fapped to questionable pornographic material

>>34367930
I hit my sister in the head with a batman toy when I was little.

One of these, I'm sure...

>Carved a swastika into a guy
>Dissolved an LSD tab in someones water bottle
>Broke up a an engagement after a 7 year long relationship.
>Made my little brother touch my junk when he was 2
>Had pretend sex with step brother at age 7
>Bullied a kid in kindergarten
>Kicked apart an ant hill

I've been a shit person.

>>34369461
>>Dissolved an LSD tab in someones water bottle
Savage t b h

Probably groping my female friend while she was asleep.

Did a hit and run on a parked car in high school(no one was in it)/ masturbated to weird shit in school bathroom

>>34368829
Is this bait?
The guy probably carved what.cd into his arm to get an invite.

>>34369966
Close enough. He carved it into his arm after what.cd was kill and posted it in a what.cd mourning thread on /mu/.

>>34370023
Oh, yeah I was just looking into what.cd because I've not heard anything about it in awhile. I had no idea it was shutdown back in November. I'm even more surprised considering I browse /mu/

>looked at questionable porn and things on the internet
>took advantage of drunk girls
>make 911 crank calls
>kicked a kid down a flight of stairs
>egged and stoned peoples houses

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I Pushed my little sister onto a hot stove. Everyone thought it was just an accident while playing but I know it was a deliberate effort. I don't remember why, I don't think I was mad at her, more curious of what would happen. We were like 8 and 5, maybe less.

>>34370119
jesus is she alright?

>>34370177
I don't think she got any permanent marks. I didn't press her against it, just a single push in its direction.
Anyway she managed to get some permanent scarring a few years later when she tried to jump over a bonfire and landed in the middle of it.

>be a grill
>be really into d&d, vidya and other obnoxious nerd shit
>decide to use it to my advantage
>meet men with similar interests
>flirt with them, become their gf and convince them that I'm totally not like teh other gurlz, promise them that I will always love them and shit like that
>dump them once they get attached
>and boy, most of them was clingy as fuck because they actually thought that they'll never find someone like me again
>do this to a dozen of men
>one of them even tried to commit suicide after I broke up with him and ended up in a loony bin
No regrets, t b h.

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>>34367930
Most of this if not all was when I was young.
>Let dog suck my dick.
>Steal lots of food and candy.
>Pick fish out of my neighbors pond when she was gone and killed them by smashing there heads into rocks. Then hid them under stones.
>Kill goldfish by crushing there heads on concrete.
>Brake car window for no reason.
>Shit on the ground in stall on purpose.
>Piss all over stall.
>Kick female so hard she falls over. lol.
>Put my balls on sleeping kids face.
>Kill other small animals.
>Nut in sock and wear it the next day by accident.
More Recent.
>Make people feel bad about themselves.
>Tell people i'm better than them.
>Act like a dickhead to people I don't like.
>Jerk it to questionable porn.
>Burn myself.

Overall degenerate shit.

dressed up in dress, wig and tights then took a pic of my feet and sent it to some guy

>>34367930
come to this god forsaken website

what does questionable porn mean?

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I once killed a cat who wouldn't stop shitting everywhere in my fucking apartment

>>34370909
Why do you hate fish that much

>>34371446
Don't hate fish they were just the easiest to kill and get away with it.

Intentionally drove first gf to near-suicide
Broke into a bunch of deviantart accounts and uploaded gay porn

That's basically all the bad shit I've ever done in my life desu

>>34370719
Why though?
originalogogo

>bully nerdy asian kid in 5th grade who i later befriended and bullied again not long after
>start yo momma fight with a classmate in 5th grade and cried when i lost, i played the victim and he got suspended
>threw snails at wooden fences as a kid and then spit on their exploded bodies because my dad would do it

>>34371437
Thats cool, greentext it.?

>>34371512
Don't question it, mang

People can do this shit nowadays because somewhere along the line, discipline stopped being a thing and people stopped getting their shit slapped in for being amoral cunts

It's a world for sociopaths

>>34371437
I killed a cat once. It got hit by a car and was flopping around on the roads, with its organs hanging out. I put it out of its misery by stomping its head once and hard but it's the crunching sound you don't forget.

>>34371575
Thats funny, *CRUNCH*

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>>34371526
>has a cat
>try to teach cat to shit in his fucking box
>he doesn't
>cat prefer to shit everywhere, everyday
>illfixitbymyself.exe strangle him

>mfw cat shat himself one last time before dying

>>34371567
I feel sorry for the guys she did that too, though.
As if their fate wasn't bad enough. Not that I am in any better position.

But I am still curious as to the motivation. Was it just to see them suffer and assert power over perceived weak men?

>>34371669
>Was it just to see them suffer and assert power over perceived weak men?

That's literally it, anon. People fucking suck. We've basically abandoned the concept of morality in favor of social darwinist hedonism.

>>34371631
That was good how did you dispose of the cat?

>>34369461
>Kicked apart an ant hill
Fuck you man. Don't you know how long it takes to build those?

>>34371722
Threw him in the trash.

>>34371719
Are you still a good person, anon?

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>Catch frog outside
>Trap in glass with warm water and a piece of dry ice
>CO2 fills the glass
>Watch the frog struggle to get out, but I have a plate on top
>Frog stops moving
>Remove plate, blow out CO2, plop frog onto plate
>Still not moving
>Cut one of his feet off
>Touch dry ice to the stub to kind of cauterize it
>Still not moving
>Wait a few minutes
>Can see his chest start moving
>Eyes are half way open
>Poke one with a knife
>Frog recoils away, seems fully awake now
>Feel bad for him
>Set him outside
>He can't jump properly, just kind of flips forward
Feelsbadman

>>34371793
Did you end the poor fucker?

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When I was around 7 I kicked one of these until it went and hid just because I wanted to see something pretty suffer. I don't think I hurt it for real but the poor dog just trembled when I passed by.

I still feel like shit for it and I worry about what it says about my mental health.

>>34371793
What did you get out of that?

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>>34371793
Why did you even go that far

>>34371892
No

>>34371970
>>34371975
Nothing. I was a kid. I don't know why I did it, I was just doing it. I felt bad, but I did it anyway. Thinking back, I was a pretty shitty kid. I tortured small animals. Nothing bigger than frogs and mice, but still. Frogs, mice, caterpillars, slugs, whatever I found when I was bored. I'd hurt them and pretend I was a surgeon or training them or something.

>>34371793
How old were you?
Oregon

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>>34370328
>yfw you turned her into a pyromanic

You monster!

>>34372138
Maybe 12ish with the frog incident. But I remember doing it up until about 13 or 14.

I killed someone
pushed someone I knew off a cliff, but everyone was convinced he slipped

died immediately on impact

>>34370719
based desu, nerds btfo

>>34370909
>>Let dog suck my dick
Do you live in Canada perhaps?

>>34372265
Good, holy hell good, please even if this is fake story.
I fantasize about killing people how did it feel?
>Inb4 edge

>All these people torturing small animals
Don't get me wrong, killing an animal is all well and good if it crosses you seriously, but torturing is the worst shit, and all of you who do it should be ashamed

>>34372300
Nah man I live in the states.

>>34372347
felt like shit, sometimes I cry just thinking about it
seeing his parents after was so fucking depressing

like when you see someone cry, you have to cry

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>>34372382
Most of us had bizarre or shitty child hoods so we did shitty things.

>>34372265
Why did you do it? Original

>>34372430
Was there a specific reason to kill him? Or just a base impulse? Don't tell me anything super specific don't want you to get in trouble.

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>>34370719
You are everything wrong with women and why I believe you all should be treated like private property.

>>34367930
>that "memory" you have that you are hoping was just a traumatic dream

>>34372501
I killed him because he hacked my runescape account when he said he didn't and stole thousands of dollars of good stuff.

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>>34367930
>be very drunk
>miss last bus home from the city
>don't want to call a driver or taxi because social anxiety
>walk around town
>find a bike
>steal it an spend 45 min bicycling to my home in the suburbs
>dump the bike in the woods when I got home

The bike is still there to this day(I checked). I feel bad for the dude I robbed.

I'm white, but maybe I am niggerkin or whatever tumblr calls it who knows.

>>34372609
Did you fully intend to kill him or was it an impulsive act of anger?

>>34370719
I know this is a larping post. I can smell them since i make them. I bet you are giggling really hard right now.

>>34371793
You retard. All you did was kill more tissue by putting the ice there. The reason people use fire to stop bleeding is because it instantly clots the blood. Shoulda held a match to his leg

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Where to start.

Just an fyi, most people I talk to find me very sociable and a very nice guy, so

>snapped a dogs neck
>told this girl is do her homework if she let be touch her chest. She agreed, but I got very aggressive. Did her homework well, though. Still good friends for some reason.
>psychologically tormented my younger brother. He recently robbed a store of 5,000, facing jail time. Before that he couldn't even look at any type of light without making weird growling noises.
>continually make women become unfunctionable without me in their presence
>pissed in my grandmothers ashes
>straight up raped a girl

There's more, but I think you guys get the just.

>>34372930
Please more very interesting. My guy.

>>34372930
I don't believe this post but what did the doggo ever do to you.

>>34369461
>carved a swastika into a guy

Nigger, you owe us a story

>Used piss jars.
>Used vomit bowls
>Shit in the shower.
>Shit in the firepit and blamed the neighbor dog
>Mooched off of my grandmother for years.
>Jerked off to degenerate shit
>Jerk off to rape porn
>Fantasize about raping my fiance.

>>34367930
Put my sister's hairbrush up my ass, pull it out to find it covered in shit, leave it on bathroom counter.

>>34369461
You must be a fucking blast in party dude

>>34373141
hahahaha you autist. When i get shit on something i clean it. why didn't you clean it wtf

>>34373141
I like you, you mad man you didn't even clean it.

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>>34367930

When I was really young
>Forced kittens to kiss
>Stuck entire kitten head in my mouth
>I DONT KNOW WHY
>Forced kittens to claw up a couch to make them "stronger"
>Threw one or two kittens to my savage bulldog
>Jerked off under a blanket in the same room as my 7~ year old cousin while she just stood their talking to me. I told her I was clapping. (I was 9-10 at the time)


Recently
>Jerked off within 5ft of my friend, his sister, his cousin, his mom, and his grandmother. We were all in a hotel and me and my friend had to sleep on the floor on pool floats and I jerked off after they fell asleep.
>Smoked weed (fucking mind blowing)

There's a lot but I wont post anything that's a serious crime.
>Be me around 10 years old
>Mom brings home a new kitten to keep our family cat company
>Be home with brother and sister while mom is at work
>Brother and sister are downstairs watching tv on the couch
>Bring the kitten into my room and shut the door so noone will hear any noises
>Grab a thick leather belt and chase the kitten around kicking it and beating it with the belt until it backs into a corner
>Start beating the shit out of it with the belt, to the point where its making a low growl and hisses
>Beat it more because I wanted to see how it'd react
>Eventually it's nose starts bleeding from the hits

At that point I stopped because I didnt want anyone to find out, I tried to blame the bloody nose on the other cat but somehow I feel like my mom knew it was me, or at least she knows it wasnt the other cat.

Don't know why I did it, and I feel 0 remorse for it.

>>34373561
Just kill yourself pathetic low life

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>14 year old nephew gets a new phone for christmas
>I text him about the new Fire Emblem game for 3DS because he loves Fire Emblem and he loves talking about it with me
>he tells me that he's not allowed to play Fire Emblem anymore because his parents think it's satanic
>without thinking (and it didn't help that i had a few drinks that night) I express my disagreement in the fact that that his parents won't let him play that game anymore
>Then I tell him continue to listen to his parents
>but then ruin that by saying if his parents saw that message, i would be a in a lot of trouble

Well turns out that his parents monitor all his text messages and I was just completely blasted by his mother.

I apologized and begged for forgiveness, but I can't remember the last time I felt so guilty about something. This doesn't change the fact that I feel like they're way too fucking overprotective (he's not even allowed to play Zelda because it's "satanic"), but I never should have said what I said and I destroyed my relationship with them.

>>34373561
Please take that fucking belt and hang yourself with it.

I was friends with a shady guy who owed me pretty big. While angry about about a guy who cucked me I asked shady to fuck him up. I should probably feel worse about it because he took my words literally. I don't though, you don't fuck another man's girl as a general rule. Especially if you actually know her boyfriend.

I didn't think he really had connections or would do it though. That was a fun surprise. I made sure not to ever cross the guy in the future if he'd do that to someone he didn't even know. It's kind of cool having a secret like this because I'm as square white bread clean cut autismal as they come. No one would believe me if I told them.

She was my first and only. No way in hell I'll get that lucky again.

>>34373677
>>34373729
Yeah yeah. It's not like I'm proud of it. The kitten was fine, my mom gave it to her coworker and as far as I know it had a good life

The lack of remorse is actually worrying, but I obviously wont go to a therapist for it

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>>34367930
When I was a kid this lobe turtle crawled in my garage and sat there. I wanted to put in back into nature and I thought it looked like a water turtle so I walked over to the nearby forest and chucked into the lake. I then realized I made a gigantic mistake and that I took that turtle's life. I sincerely hope it lived or that it's soul may rest in peace.

>>34369461
>made my little brother touvh my junk when he was 2
Kill yourself.

>>34373823
lone*

>>34373823
Isn't there like a video or meme of this somewhere?

>>34372930
>>continually make women become unfunctionable without me in their presence
How does one go about doing this

>>34373859
https://youtu.be/9kduJkNfq4c
It makes me feel so bad, and rightfully so.

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>>34367930
Called a group of girls "social rejects" on my livejournal in a rage vent because when I sat with them during lunch people would bully me. They were the smart type and their reputation was "dragging me down." Only two people followed my account and she showed it to them.

They didn't deserve that, they were always so nice and very smart. They let me sit with them because I had nobody else. I'll never forget how sad they were, I wanted to kill myself and started self harm. I had to eat lunch in the gym locker room. That was almost 9 years ago and I'll always feel like shit about it. They're all getting their doctorates for the medical field and doing well.

>humped a cat with my younger cousin when I was like 11 and he was like 8
>we almost blew one another many times
>would catch frogs together and disect them and do experiments on them, test their pain threshhold before going into shock, see how long it would take for them to bleed out, etc

He definitely remembers all of our degenerate times together but we don't speak much nowadays.

Recently:
>have extreme hatred for mice and rats
>one gets caught in my mouse trap at home
>it's only caught my the leg, still fully cognizant and aware, not in shock
>decide to take the little prick and light him on fire
>starts chimping out (mousing out?), making these very loud squeaks
>gnaws it's own leg off because that'll somehow help amirite (animals are so fucking stupid)
>it runs around my basement a tad
>eyes melt, foam coming out of it's ears, eyes and mouth
>piss on it to put it out
>watch it suffer away for the next 45 minutes


Who /cantstandanimals/ here?

And you guys wonder why you don't have a gf? Geez louise.

>driving with my friends in high school
>driving down a nice new england road down a hill
>see a cyclist in spandex outfit cruising down the hill on his expensive bike
>for some reason i come up with a great "prank"
>i take off my leather belt and tell my friend to speed up past the biker
>as we speed by i whip him as hard as i can
>he immediately wiped out
>last images i had of him was seeing he and his bike entangled wrecking down the hill as we sped off

I dont know what i was thinking would happen and i felt awful and still do

>>34373340
>smoked weed
MOMS GONNA FREAK

Burnt all of my mother and stepfathers wedding pictures.

>>34373931
gaslighting

le muteblox

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>>34367930
Not done, but currently doing. I post on average 3 trap threads a day and couldn't be more proud of myself desu-kun.

>>34373711
Huh? What the fuck kek? That's so innocuous, how does that "destroy your relatIonship" with someone?
>I begged for forgiveness
I can tell you're a good guy, do not bend over backwards for people that treat you like this.
>can't remember the last time I felt so guilty for something
You're miles ahead of most people if that's the case mate, and I strongly encourage you to respect yourself more. Don't let other people's warped perceptions make you feel ashamed of your own actions.

>>34374030
That's such a niggerish thing to do.

>>34374159
Right but what are some things you say

>>34374189
I hope you get gangbanged by a group of chads you gaylord

>>34369461
>>Made my little brother touch my junk when he was 2
>>Had pretend sex with step brother at age 7
these depend on age difference tbqhwy

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>>34374282
>I hope you get gangbanged by a group of chads you Gaylord

Nobody's ever said something so nice to me before. I sure hope so to anon-kun

>>34370719
Even if this is bait, I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing if my mom's egg had an X chromosome

>>34367930
told a girl who ask me if i wanted her to be my gf no

i fucked a guy that my good good friend would constantly cry to me about (regarding how bad he hurt her etc)

>>34374221
Trust me i am well aware of it. I was an absolute retard in my first year of high school. I look back on it and feel real fucking embaressed. I hope that guy wasnt scared off from biking, im a little bummed now thinking of that

>>34374189
End yourself guy.

>>34374476
fuck off chuggs

get a job

I really hope these posts aren't real. None of you have any right to call me weird or tell me to kill myself

>>34374030
ahahaha wtf mate

>>34373840
Oh bloo. It's not like he tore his ass open.

>>34372930
>>straight up raped a girl
EXPLAIN

>>34367930
Dated a guy for over two years without having any form of sex. I was hoping he'd propose or some shit, idk. Looking back on it though, he was loyal to me when he could have been with anyone. I hope he's happy wherever he is.

>>34367930
I fuck traps more often then I'd care to admit.

>>34374030
how did your friends react?

>>34374501

Normalfag or fellow robot still in denial/intellectualizing his misdeeds?

>>34369461
>Dissolved an LSD tab in someones water bottle

Lmao that probably did nothing since the water was probably treated with chlorine unless you live in a 3rd world country that collects theor own water.

>>34369461
>>dissolved LSD into a kids water
I hope you know you could have induced schizophrenia in him. You might have destroyed his life.

>>34370328
I'm willing to bet you turned her into a pyrophile

>>34367930


>be me
>be like around 5
>have a kitten
>dad goes up stairs to sell the weed he grows in his closet to my aunt
>grab kitten
>I fling the poor thing over the couch and it hits the wall
>do this like at least 10-15 times
>it dies four years later

I want to die

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>>34373961
What's stopping you from reaching out and apologizing anon?

I did a lot of cringy edgy stuff.

I apologized through messenger facebook even though they never responded it takes the weight off you man

>>34372706
It means you're Afrikin
:P

>>34370719
Megan?


Fuck the bot 2003

>Stole pokemon cards from a supermarket
Not as a kid, this was last weekend

>>34369461
>Dissolved an LSD tab in someones water bottle
If this is real, you're really fucked up, I hope you die

>>34372101
You probably have ASPD.

>>34369966
No, he carved it as a message to his future self

>elementary school classroom had a fancy computer by 2002 standards
>accidentally pour water on the keyboard
>keyboard stopped working
>heart racing, turn 360 and walk away
>take stacey's water cup and put it nearby
>teacher blames stacey
>her grades plummetted and got expelled from said elementary school
>never seen her again
>parents knew about this when I grew up
>parents told me killed herself 4 years later

I dont even feel guilty about it

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In recent memory.
>Ate and fapped with my own shit
>Licked my filthy toilet
>Licked my shoes

>>34369461
>Dissolved an LSD tab in someones water bottle
I'm deathly scared of drugs and alcohol, but at the same time this sounds pretty hot

Setting of fireworks in the middle of the night with friends, often

>>34378597
I remember you you degenerate fucktwat.


>lets be friends

>>34369461
10/10 would party with

>fondled 3 yo sister while washing her in the bath
>fapped in the same room as brothers
>disposed of my cum by rubbing on brothers' pillows
>deliberately let my friend copy incorrect answers off me for take-home exam
>stole leggings from female colleague and used as fap material

>>34373026
I cut a swastika into my leg when I was a kid because I couldn't think of anything else

I hate every one of you dickwads who harmed a cat. You don't deserve to live in a world graced by such magnificent creatures.