>girl asks you out >accept >they were doing it as a joke

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>girl ask me out
>say no
>everyone bullies me for being "gay"

That's why you always reply "no thanks" nonchalantly. The odds of it not being a prank, especially if you're ugly, are so low that you will probably never be genuinely asked out in that manner.

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>someone calls me cute and/or pinches my moob or ass
>they were doing it as a joke

>>34367889
You deserve it for being that autistic

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>>34367889
>girl asks you out
>accept
>wake up

>>34367889
Thats why you should just stick with traps OP

>girls asks you out
>get a panic attack
>turn off your computer
>curl up in a corner and cry for the next 7 days

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>staring at girl
>she turns and catches you staring
>start autistically sweating

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>>34367889
>Girl compliments my hair
>Ignore her because I think she's being insincere and walk away
>Hear behind me "What a jerk"

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>girl asks you out
>accept
>go on date with her
>then fuck her
>after sex give her 10 dollars
>asks what for
>tell her that's the most she was worth and to gtfo

>>34368404
Could be worse. You could not approach any women at all and then have rumors start over the entire school about you fucking hamsters.

>go through middle school made run of by everyone but two people
>go into high school and am too paranoid about people doing things with ulterior motives to trust anyone

>>34369239
I'm too young to be here, but please advise me robots. Please help me avoid a life of sadness and rejection

>>34368467

I actually got asked indirectly (my friend wants to but she's too afraid to ask) to go to prom. I thought it was a cruel joke and just laughed and said No.

Turns out it was real and I just came off as a massive dick and everybody gave me shit for it.

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>girl asks me for my number because she says I'm cute
>give her my number
>minutes later I get several calls from her and her Chad and Stacy friends laughing at me and insulting me

>>34367889
This is in fact one of my worst fears.

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>>34367889
>the feel

>>34369273
Whenever associating or talking with others you're always running a risk of being shit on. But the results of isolating yourself are far worse than trusting and being deceived. There will be disappointments and failures and disasters along the way but generally things will work out. And the difficult things you'll have to deal with will mold you into a better person

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>approach a girl in a bar
>she's okay with it
>have sex with said girl
>realise that the adult world isn't like high school at all.

>>34369088
What to do if broke?

>>34369334
Almost happened to me last summer. Why do people like tormenting people?

>>34369508
Lend money from a friend (or your mom, afterall this is r9k) without intention to give back. If they ask just lie.

>>34369471
Thanks, I'm glad you guys understand and can help me

>>34367889
>girls don't ask you out
>decline
>they were doing it seriously

>>34368467
Even if you're attractive they probably aren't serious. Women don't ask men out, it just doesn't happen.

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>ask girl out
>get laughed at

>>34369328
I would never date someone who did not have the (feminine) balls to ask me directly.
Also, anyone else see a pattern here?
>beta man asks out woman, gets rejected
>normies ridicule the man
>beta woman asks out a man, gets rejected
>normies ridicule the man
really makes you load your shotgun

>>34369334
>report them to authorities for harassment
>????
>PROFIT

>>34369334
Is that supposed to be funny?

>HAHAHA some guy gave me his number after I asked for it HAHAHA

>>34367889
>girl asks you out
>be an autist the entire date
>you're so hot she looks past it and wants a second date
>be an autist the entire date
>she loses interest
You can look like Chad and still be a robot.

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>>34367889
>get girls phone number
>talk to her
>conversation fizzles out because I am not interesting and nervous
every
time

>>34367889
>girl asks you out
>tell her you understand it's a prank but you'll play the part
>think I acted cool
>what actually happens is that the girl gets creeped out
>she also still makes fun of your with her friends

>>34369730
Is this that awkward faggot who was told during the Awesome Games Done Quick live runs?

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>girl ask for number
>never get a message
Why?

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>>34367889
>girl has interest
>show interest back
>everything's fine
>one day, for no fucking reason, girl start bitching and insulting me
>never talk to me again

every
fucking
time

>>34369867
Iktf

>except I'm too scared of take my to people so it's in real life and not on the phone

>>34369948
Girls want guys to make the first move. Don't ask why.

>>34369954
*talking

Oreeeeeeegano

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>>34369949
>never talk to me again
you're lucky, better than having to put up with some roasties emotional roller coaster ride for months on end.
I don't have either problem, though, I jump the first step

>>34368730
I've reached the point that as soon a girl shows genuine affection towards me I istantly realize I'm dreaming and wake up because I start feeling sad since whatever is going to happen it's just a dream.

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>>34369954
>>34369994
I read the post normally and understood it, only when I saw you corrected it did I realize how retarded it looked.

The human brain is a mysterious cantaloupe.

>>34370085
It is what makes us robots

>>34369944
i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

>>34369867
>Conversation fizzles out because she's not interesting and does nothing to stimulate the conversation.

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>>34370210
I guess that too, it takes two people to fail a conversation especially when she isn't giving me any subject worth talking about and saying little short messages.

>>34369775
The authorities fucking won't do shit.

Happen to me once. I actually like the girl too.

"Aha. I did kinda like you though"

I found out she actually did like me some years later. Waste of fucking time

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I have two.

>Stare off into distance deep in thought
>Girl looks at me and asks why I'm staring at her, thinks I'm an autist
>Tfw I just stared at a girl for 10 minutes without realizing it

Number 2
>Get girls number via group chat while freshman in high school
>Hot, Turkish descent knows a dozen languages, really busty and short 9/10
>Slide into dms.jpg
>Becomes most texted number on my phone, talk about literally everything
>Proceed to go on several "dates" with her, standard high school dates like watching a movie or roller coasters
>Tells me she has a boyfriend but it's complicated
>Proceed to white knight the fuck out of the boyfriend to see if I can fix her problem, turns out the guy wasn't interested
>Not officially dating her yet but she's into me
>Realize I don't like anything about her personality/ kinda dumb and hates outdoors
>Cantdecide.jpg
>I act like an autist stalling and cancelling meetups with her
>After a month of this she tries to set me up with her friend
>Secretwin.jpg, decline and be just friends
>All of my friends keep giving me shit because I had the opportunity to bang a Stacy

>>Hot, Turkish descent knows a dozen languages, really busty and short 9/10
Shit I remember a girl like this who probably into me
>be in high school
>look around a lot when bored
>meet eyes with qt like described above
>beta me instantly looks aways
>repeat a few more times over a week
>we never really spoke, but one day and her friend invite me to lunch
>agree with them because why not?
>during lunch notice that the qt is always looking at me, which makes me nervous as fuck
>her friend leaves for a while, only us me and qt at table
>she beginn to tell me that she likes me eyes very much
>asks me to look at her so she can look at them
They are very beautiful btw, got often compliments on them
>sweating like a pig and heart is pounding like like a jackhammer while she stares into my soul
>realise now that our knees are touching
>instant boner, but I am also shaking now
>say fuck it and tell her to give me her number before her friend comes back
>now alpha me cracks a few jokes, she laughs and says we definitely me sometimes
>friend comes back and we part our ways
>never call or write her, but we always said hi when we saw each other
I think I fucked up big