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Femanons, what's been bugging you lately?

Tell me those woes.
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i think im pregnant
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I havent talked to anyone in two years
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>tfw my boyfriends only have 6 inch dicks
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>>34367534
Have less sex, do kegals.
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I feel hopeless and sad even though everything is fine.
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>>34367754
That's cute.
dhdf
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>>34367520
what do you mean? like in a close manner?
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>tfw my boyfriends only has 6 dicks
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>>34367782
yes, all i do is go to class and then go back to my dorm
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>>34367965
do you wish you had a boyfriend or just a friend that's close enough that you could talk with them on a regular basis?
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>>34367496
>tfw all my beta orbiters are under 6.5/10
>tfw my bf is away and i should fuck my backup for second time this month
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My best friend ignores me a lot and is changing a lot and I think I need a new best friend but I don't know how and I just want my old friend back.
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>>34368121
Determine what association you attach with your best friend and see what you can do about making a new friend, if you can't have your old friend back.
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>>34368028
i wish i was dead

not surprised thay wasnt original
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>>34368177
post tits pic so i can orbit you
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>>34367496
so how many of you roasties have talked to oscar ?
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>>34368177
same here...

ravioli ravioli give me the death i wantioli
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>>34368177
>>34368248
Come on guys, it'll be OK. Cheer up please
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>women
>capable of feeling sad
But women aren't human so how can they feel human emotions
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I wonder if guys who think they're girls post in these things too lol.
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>>34367526
That trump video you showed me was pretty funny Cebs.
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>>34368366
Nice job posting in fembot feels, un.
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https://fetlife.com/explore/posts/#/users/2913277/posts/4248963

kys men???
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>>34368359
lmaoing @ them if they do.

>>34368417
I clicked the new link and it directed me here
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>>34367965
Same.

Class then sleep or browse 4chan and wake up and class and sleep.

Halp.
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>>34368436
>you need to be logged in to view this page
Uhh, leave normie?
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>period is late
>freak out and have mini anxiety attacks over it every few hours
>I've never even held hands with a boy
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>>34367754
I can relate strongly.
>was listening to Loveless a few minutes ago
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>>34368524
Common reason for women's periods being late (at least with roasties your age) is malnutrition and eating disorders. Stop sticking your fucking fingers down your throat and eat a sandwich, you bestial cunt.

>>34368484
You just need to kill yourself to be H, I recommend a nice dose of KCl
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You cunts know there's an entire imageboard (Lolcow) just for you, right?
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I finally recently got a BF and things seem to be going good but I'm terrified I'm going to mess it up somehow. We have a lot of similar interests but we are both introverts and he might even be a fellow robot. I find myself not knowing what to say and we both can't seem to hold conversations well. How do I keep him from getting bored of me, I really like him and it's stressing me out.
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Why is loving so hard for me? All I ask for is a normal relationship and love, but normal is just fucking impossible for me, huh?
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>>34368584
>You cunts know there's an entire imageboard (Lolcow) just for you, right?
They do but they still come here anyways because they're desperate for female attention. They're subhumans, and they operate solely on feelings and emotion alone.

>>34368591
Oh probably because you're only noticing/looking for Chad

>>34368589
Men are usually the ones who have to set the tempo/pace for almost everything involving social interaction with women, two b H.

Just like most of you roasties our age (18-25) in bed nowadays; you can just sit there like a dead flounder and he'll be expected to do all of the work.
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>>34368558
>>34367754
this album always cheers me up when I feel hopeless and sad.Album was made by slowdive after they broke up and 3 members reformed into mojave 3

Mojave 3- ask me tomorrow

tfw no bf
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>>34368366
>someone is so butthurt that he reports all my posts
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>>34368567
I don't stick my fingers down my throat. Chad's dick is more than enough for me, my butthurt NEET friend. ,':^)
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>>34368640
From just this thread or sft?
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>>34368584
No lolcow is for normies who can't relate to me and others. Just like you come here on r9k and not on reddit or whatever.
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>>34368667
Just see where my posts get deleted before the thread/while the thread is alive
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>>34368623
You're such a gentleman. Oh oops, it appears your fedora is on the floor. Let me get that for you.
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>>34368623
They'd get more attention and cattiness on /soc/ though.
Like I can understand the male losers congregating here because /soc/ is shitty and shallow and they don't belong there, but if you've got a wet hole between your legs you'd do far better off on /soc/ than /r9gay/
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>>34368685
Your SFT posts are still up though.
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>>34368714
So someone wanted his fembot thread to be clean from me
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>>34368680
Honestly? You're a fucking failure of a woman if you're browsing lolcow. A normal woman browses Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. If you're on an imageboard you're an absolutely disgusting fuckup whose only value is the sopping wet cunt located just below your filthy unwiped asshole.
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>>34368725
>his
lmaoing @ that joke
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>>34368623
>Oh probably because you're only noticing/looking for Chad

No. I fall for other, usually broken, women, who only show how truly terrible they are after a relationship is formed.
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>>34368752
that trump gif was sent by someone from the drachenlord/german chris chan teamspeak

>>>>>real girls are there
>they are annoying as fuck
>everyone just insults her until she runs to the admins
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All of my genki is gone, but still check out this picture of Karen
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>>34368802
>runs to the admins
Typical girl behavior tbhfam
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>>34368655
Sounds like I hit a nerve.

>>34368691
They're looking for the low-hanging fruit. In their minds, /soc/ is where the Chads congregate. Logically it follows that they think "oh there must be less effort/work/competition involved in getting some desperate male beta orbiter attention on /r9k/!"

Not to mention that a lot of the guys here are so lonely and desperate to the point where they'll bankroll a "femanon"s existence through paypal and amazon

>>34368762
So you're a lesbian? Still proves me right; no such thing as women who are alone through anything other than their own hand
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>>34368636
why no bf, anon?
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>>34368804
Let's post our favorite pictures of Karen, I'll start!
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>>34368814
>Still proves me right; no such thing as women who are alone through anything other than their own hand

What? Do you have some form of retardation or something?
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>>34368804
>Was writing with Huskyfag about you yeasterday
>Now you are posting

I wish i could leave this place too, it is so bad now


>>34368813
The worst part is that she attracts people who will spam soundboards
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>>34368865
>soundboards
weew lad
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>>34368864
>What? Do you have some form of retardation or something?
Not an argument. Although you've virtue signaled to me another reason why you're alone; your attitude is the quintessential cliche "bitter lesbian"

hmmm
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>>34368680
Not really. Lolcow audience is pretty diverse. There's plenty of loser girls on there as well as basic bitches. Just look for the specific threads. The real problem with lolcow is it's pretty slow outside of /pt/
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>>34368909
>SHE DOESNT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT DRACHENLORD
REMOVE ROASTIS
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>>34368919
I'll take that as a yes

orgn
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>>34369002
>I'll just deflect with some more bitter snark because you got me pegged
I'd be lying if I said I'm surprised, but most of you dykes have this problem and its why you won't ever fall in lesbians with other rugmunchers

oh well, not my problem lol
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>tfw no qt 22/7 gf
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>>34368855

>>34368865
Why don't you call her BT?

desu it looks exactly the same
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>>34368804
>>34369123
origanol kbbb
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>>34368045
Only realistic girl post itt, good job roleplayers & traps
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>>34368993
Why even join then?
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I'm probably going to die soon. I think anorexia is finally going to take me this time. Thanks for being my pals. Hopefully reincarnation or heaven is real. I don't want this to be all that I got to experience. Just know that as I die I'm hoping that all of you get a shot to be what you really want to be.
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>>34367496
wasting such a cool pic on a shitty femshit thread. fuck you, op. i hate you with all my soul.
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>>34369190
>mfw first-world women are so spoiled/comfy/entitled/bored that they literally develop "disorders" where they refuse to eat (or regurgitate what they've eaten)
this was one of the first things that clued me onto how subhuman women really are, too bee |-|
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>>34369123
Love the apron.
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>>34369190
Have you seen a doctor or specialist?

You should probably go do that.
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>>34369243
I don't love the gun..................
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>>34369205
Hi sweetie
>>34369243
original apron
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>>34369190
Is this how bad women need attention da fuq?
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>>34369278
Ehhh we must defend ourselves.
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>>34369258
Yeah, I've been doing that for five years. Sometimes you lose and there's nothing you can do about it. I hate how self aware I am. I know this is killing me but nothing feels better than my head pulsing and fingers going numb knowing that I'm losing more weight. It's pretty much over at this point.
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>>34369053
Does it make you feel better doing whatever it is you're doing, anon? Telling women your special snowflake thoughts on them and then somehow you wonder why you're alone?
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Alright fembots, I have a gf vaccancy open, I'm now taking applications.

Please make an ordely line, everyone will get a chance
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>>34369234
nothing goes on their empty minds even though they have endless resources and time to make anything a man would like to do if he had this privilege. then they meme themselves into disorders.
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>>34369258
I dated a girl who had anorexia/bulimia, phampai. They'll keep on doing this shit even when they get a tube stuck down their food-tube because >>34369301 this is how bad women need attention

>>34369346
1.) They're not "special snowflake thoughts"; you just think so because you've spent so little time around men. Most men agree with what I believe, they just don't do so openly because they know women are the proverbial "tastemakers" and "trendsetters" in society.
2.) ye it makes me feel pretty good since I hate women
3.) >implying I care about/am clueless as to why im being alone

dont project your loneliness onto me, lesbian-creature.
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>>34369383
what is sft?
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>>34369343
Wouldn't they put you in the hospital before that point?

I'm fairly sure they have procedures for this stuff.
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>>34369424
Presumably steam thread feels, which is where these avatar posts should be.
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>>34369383
Should just get the admin to ban her instead

>>34369390
lmaoing @ you
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>>34369346
Why is this the only argument that roasties come up with? Man, I've seen countless variations of the same shit and all discussions with them ends up in the same place. I'm getting fucking tired.
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>>34369477
What a great day for steamfriends to grace this thread, did yours get deleted or something?
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>>34369383
He is original

>>34369424
I think he means the gross person that posted brat in steam threads before

I first that thought was you when you were posting on 4 x 2 chin
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>>34369522
She's a les-bean. Unironically, she's about the closest thing to a robot that a woman can get since I reckon she probably doesn't have one fucking clue as to what men are like.

$5bux sez she instinctively went straight to that insult since it usually works for her with normie men on zuccbook/youtube/maybe IRL
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I found condoms in my boyfriend's luggage as he was packing up for a roadtrip. I only tolerate with him cheating on me because I don't want to be alone. He doesn't know that I know he has been cheating. We've been living together for a few years . I don't mind that he fucks some girl on the side because I know at the end of the day I'm the woman he comes home to. If he was tired of me he would have left me already. Instead he still chooses to be me despite fucking some other girl.
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Hey fembots
(if you really exist)

Anyone want to give me advice about my gf?
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>>34369578
I would normally get upset/baited by this post but I'm just laughing because I've had this fucking stupid nigger meme (pic related) stuck in my head for some reason for the past 2 days

fuckin nigger culture, man
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>>34369467
oh i don't post here anymore, let alone with brat, I'm just following bandy
>>34369528
oh yeah
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>>34369578
>I only tolerate with him cheating on me because I don't want to be alone.
No. You only tolerate because he is somewhat Chad. Cute how you bitches rationalize getting cucked by Chad. :3
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>>34369578
Whatever works for you, anon. I wouldn't tolerate cheating nor would I do it desu
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>>34369620
okay, what do you want advice on?
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>>34369578
Your self-esteem is awful anon
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>>34369620
Asking women for advice. Get ready to fuck up with your life.
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>>34369578
>I found condoms in my boyfriend's luggage as he was packing up for a roadtrip.
Any other proof?
How can you be sure?

That said yeah it's really not the same, a man can't cuck a woman reproductively speaking. A man cheating is less bad.
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>>34367504
You deserve it
Fucking normie
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nobody ever really talks to me in winter/summer breaks. i sit all alone in my room refreshing r9k all day. i do nothing else. i tweet music excessively because i have nobody to share these songs with.
too boring for normie boys, not autistic enough for r9k boys.
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>>34369578
My boyfriend cheats on me all the time, I even found videos of him having sex with other women on his phone. But I don't say anything because I don't want him to leave me and I'm ugly so I feel like I kind of deserve it.

I go through alternating moods where I love him and then want to kill him for doing what he does.
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>>34369691
Don't know senpai I stopped watching since wanted to make some food.

>>34369524
dunno tbhfam
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>>34369578
He doesn't "choose" you. You're fucking pathetic.
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>>34369691
Me and bandage are both cancer signs (:
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>>34369691
No, I literally have the sweetest bestest for my bf
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>>34369734
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! whymin are so cute. :3
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>>34369752
Well, why are you all here?
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>>34369578
>>34369734
>tfw broke up with my (loyal, virgin-before-dating-me, cooking/baking, half-azn, chubster, kinky) ex gf before I even told her I was cheating on her
>she probably wouldve stayed with me even if she knew
do women really let you get away with this shit? Man just when I thought you couldn't be any easier to manipulate
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>>34369701
I really really like this gif for some reason.
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>>34369771
Cheaters are more attractive because they signal that they are desired by more women than only her and that they don't need her. Everything women say that is not this are rationalizations for pitty and attention.
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>>34369758
BANDAGE!
THE JANIES ARE GONNA BE MAD AGAIN.
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>>34369711
Go volunteer/job shadow during the summer break. You will thank me.
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>>34369812
HOL UP
HOL UP
SO IZ YOU SAYIN

the next time I get a gf, I have carte blanche to cheat on her because women are fucking stupid?
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>>34369873
if you're chad enough, probably yes.
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>>34369711
>too boring for normie boys, not autistic enough for r9k boys.
Sounds like you're too busy looking for Chad and Alt-Chad (hipster/shoegaze Chad). Have you tried not being a judgmental bitch that holds every man to a Sisyphean high standard?
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I dyed my hair blue..
It does not. look. good.
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>>34369836
I miss old Janny that was my friend

He let me post Karen
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>>34369873
My gf literally told me that if I cheated on her she would be pissed but not break up with me and would just try to get over it...
Lucky for her it's against my moral conviction.
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>>34369908
Do red (Actual dark red, don't lump it together with that faggot-ass ginger), redheads are hot.
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>>34369890
Women are fuckin stupid, I can just pretend to be Chad then slap them around to keep 'em in line. Or I'll give 'em cereal from my pockets...to feed 'em

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6mJQOBU9U

>>34369953
>he has moral convictions
Oh man I remember my nu-male phase too
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>>34369908
I bet you'd look better with your natural hair color.
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>>34369869
don't have that shit where i come from.

>>34369893
you think everyone gets to live the western/european life people on r9k live. im stuck in a shit hole. i will take the time to talk to everyone, when i said normie boys i meant normie boys on the internet. boys in real life where i live aren't civilized.
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>>34369908
Yeah it never does. Dyed hair is a sign of insanity and stupidity. Every time I see a girl with hair dyed pink/blue/gree/whatever I just assume off the bat she's a stupid batshit cunt and try to avoid her.
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>>34369645
Fuck i accidentally closed tab and lost text.

My gf has had what I perceived to be a beta orbiter friend for a little while now.

He slept over at her familys place with her tthough, that set me off. I got suspicious and she got defensive which made it worse (This has happened before, but not with guys really)

They've been messaging a lot and it's all lame in jokes.( I have her logins, she knows)

Eventually we could talk properly and she says it's just a friend, nothing different since she's bi, etc.

We met up, had a good time, great sex.

Soon after, she starts skyping this guy, and semi ignoring me with short messages and such. This made me mad af and I chewed her out saying its not acceptable.

She was pisssy but eventually agreed. Here we are now, things seem fine between us ut they still talk a lot.

Thoughs? "lmao cucked" trolls need not appply.

>>34369673
Im interested in multiple oppinios
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>>34370001
Where do you live that is uncivilized? lol
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>>34370001
>when i said normie boys i meant normie boys on the internet.
So you're looking for Chad on interpals/zuccbook/dating website so he can pay for your plane fare out of your country?

keep digging that Chad-hole deeper
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>tfw nobody to lick and suck your pussy

>tfw no beta clean up crew to eat my bf's cum after sex

>tfw no mommy's boy to suck my nipples and fall asleep in my arms
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>>34368814
>no such thing as women who are alone through anything other than their own hand

I'm alone and I don't know how to fix. But there are way more things wrong with my I'm guessing. Try me.
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>>34369983
Shit man how do I become a badass like you?
I've never cheated and never will. I've never been cheated on either because I'm very selective. Only trash fucks around on the side, what is the point of a relationship if you're straying? Why even call it a relationship?
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>>34370038
hello yes i'd like to sign up for all three
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>>34370038
y-you too

original bait desu
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>>34370029
Wow. you are so fucked in the head to the point where you think every normie is a chad. i feel so sorry for you.
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>>34370044
Pretty sure there's men out there who'll be willing to date/accept you in spite of your flaws, two bee H.

You're just overlooking them because they're not Chad, sounds like.

>>34370061
-Because I hate women
-Because I hate myself (but not as much as I hate women)
-Because I like seeing women suffer
-Because I like making women suffer
-Because I'm not a nu-male beta cuckold redditor who thinks women are delicate sensitive flowers that need to be coddled and treated specially
-Because its fun
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>>34370017
DUDE you're getting cucked, leave her NOW. Fuck's sake.
>He slept over at her familys place with her tthough, that set me off. I got suspicious and she got defensive which made it worse (This has happened before, but not with guys really)
This is the point at which you should have dumped her and never looked back. Don't be a retard. Dump her tomorrow.
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>>34370091
>ree I dont want men in my own country
>I want men from BETTER countries
The only reason you'd even imply this is because you're a gold-digging 3rd world roastie who's trying to use her vagine to escape her commieblock post-USSR shithole.

$5bux says there's boys in YOUR country who listen to the same music you do and don't act like gopniks/chavs/thugs but you're too busy looking for Chad Developednationcock to pay for your plane ticket to a First World country.
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>>34370081
I would take you in a heartbeat and take good care of you but I know my bf would be sad.

So I must live a life without my little beta pet :'(

I would make a little bed for him in our room and everything.
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>>34370100
>I'm not a nu-male beta cuckold redditor who thinks women are delicate sensitive flowers that need to be coddled and treated specially
Literally the opposite of me. But when you find a good one you need to treat her well. And you also demand that you are treated well. If you aren't being satisfied in the relationship, you break up. You don't cheat. That's disgusting.
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>>34370100
>Pretty sure there's men out there who'll be willing to date/accept you in spite of your flaws, two bee H.

Maybe, but I just don't see anyone. I'm only at school and then at home for the rest of the day. I can't talk to anyone and nobody talks to me. Nobody apart from classmates and parents know I exist.

Whatever you may think I can't go out and JUST change my situation.
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>>34370175
>But when you find a good one
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>34370163
sounds perfect desu, you should get a better bf who would be ok with it, who is he to prevent you from happiness?
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>>34370175
Sorry man but life isn't fair. Not everyone "finds a good one", and a lot of the "good ones" get tainted and degraded by edgelords like me, for the fun of it

>>34370185
Sounds like you're ignoring your non-Chad classmates. I'm not even in college/school, so you have plenty of opportunities to socialize that you aren't taking advantage of.

QED, you're alone by your own hand.
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Wait, Bandage is a girl?
Explains why she keeps getting away with all the avatarfaging.
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>steam
>"thread"

Man, I would've avatarfagged as a dude but now I have to go as some cuck anon.
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Can you fem""""bots""""" prove that you aren't normalfags?
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>>34370236
>Sounds like you're ignoring your non-Chad classmates. I'm not even in college/school, so you have plenty of opportunities to socialize that you aren't taking advantage of.

I don't ignore anyone. I know who's in my class. There are hot guys, there are average guys and there are the not attractive guys and I can name all of them. There's even one with with probably autism because he is awkward all the time and alone like me. But I don't know what to say. I don't know how to talk. I get really nervous and begin sweating if I think about saying hello. I want to so bad to have friends or anyone. I don't care about how they look I just want to not be alone. Even people from r9k stop talking to me after some time because I'm probably so boring and stupid.
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>>34370129
see
>"lmao cucked" trolls need not appply.

You didnt back that up with any arguments.
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>>34370242
He's not you dunce
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>>34370201
He is actually a wonderful human being and not degenerate scum like myself. Which is why I contain my fetish shit.

But tfw you will never feel a warm, gentle tongue cleaning your pussy after a hard fuck.
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How do I do handstands without my shirt falling down and revealing my breasts?

It's embarrassing doing my exercises in the morning and having my roommate stare at me.
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>>34370379
i understand.

would you make me swallow the cum too?
>tfw no girl to be beta for
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>>34368636
Hey, I was just listening to this. So mellow.

What do you think of the new Slowdive track, anon? I think it's about as good as their first album and early EPs.
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>>34370343
1.) Thanks for the new pep, saved
2.) I know that over the past 80 years (and even in the pat 7 years) there's this societal mechanism where women don't have to do anything but sit there and exist, but you probably fell for the meme a bit too hard.

If even guys from /r9k/ are ghosting you, it's probably because you have no hobbies or interests or passions of your own that you can talk about or "click" with someone else about. You don't have anything that makes your autism swell? Anything at all?

Because even "women" like this are able to maintain a conversation with some rando on /r9k/, even if it's about her degenerate subhuman cuck fetish (it's still something she's passionate/autistic about) >>34370398

>>34370398
Get a better job and move out on your own, or close your fucking door and do your exercises in your room you stupid attentionwhore roastie bestial cuntsavage

>inb4 "I cant do my exercises in my room because its too cluttered with victorias secret hoodies/lingerie/sweatpants and shoes tee hee"
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>tfw will never experience love
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>>34370433
Yeah that's probably your own fault, you fuckin Chad widow.
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>>34370398
Wear spandex shirts or tuck your shirt into your shorts?
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>>34370398
Try using a safety pin or something.

Also
>Doing handstands
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>>34370433
Ye, me too anon. eternally sad
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>>34370450
>tuck your shirt into your shorts
She could also do this (I used to do this) but she's probably an attentionwhore roastie whose roommate is a guy (male)
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>>34370336
That girl is pretty qt though.
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>>34370422
No I don't watch anime or play games or watch tv or read or cook or anything.
When I come from school I either go back to sleep for the day and or browse 4chan on and off. I don't know. I don't feel like doing anything. I do my homework and that's ok but nothing else. I'm probably the most boring person alive. And I blame my shitty parents and my childhood. So there. I'm alone and fembot.
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>>34370408
Swallow it or share it with me. His cum is very precious. I'm not mean though, I would treat my beta nicely and give him pets and cuddles.
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>>34370519
how nicely? would you allow him to have sex with you too?
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>>34370511
$5 says there's a guy who'll still date/tolerate you in spite of all that. I'm a failed normalfag and I can't count the # of women I've met who have literally no personality, hobbies, or interests at all...UNTIL they meet their boyfriend..then all of a sudden they just "happen to" glom onto everything that their bf likes; music, TV shows, favorite foods, movies, books

>tl;dr: just uh find a bf who'll tolerate the vacuum of your existence and you'll just absorb his personality/hobbies/tastes
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>>34370017
>I have her logins, she knows
Your relationship sounds horrible. I hope she cucks you.
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>>34370511
Keeping the conversation going can be a little tough when you don't have anything to talk about.. Your r9k buddies ghosted you even? Rough.
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>>34369780
It made me laugh histerically two days ago when i found it. I seriously could not stop laughing.
I promised myself I would use it as my signature gif
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>>34370575
Whats wrong with that?
she has mine, and I also have her sisters
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>>34370602
>Do you wanna talk on discord or skype or something? Usually down for talking on there after class each day. I don't do a whole bunch but I love to talk to people. I guarantee you're probably more interesting than you're selling yourself for.
oh boy here we go

>>34370511
>So there. I'm alone and fembot.
see I told you this is incorrect and I am (always) right and women cannot be "fembots"

I win (again).
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>>34370630
That's even worse. If you can't see what's unhealthy about that you really don't deserve a partner.
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Is it cheating to let a guy jerk off to sight of you naked?

I've been long time friends with a guy. He has seen me naked plenty of times. We shower together and I sometimes let him jerk off onto me while we're showering or before we're going to shower. Now I'm in a relationship. I still have no problem changing in front of him. He knows he isn't allowed to grope me anymore. He wants to masturbate to me, but I'm iffy on it.

I won't send him nudes for reasons.
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>>34370666
You should probably stop doing that, anon. It's not good.
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>>34370666
I hate how women are dumb enough that this probably isn't bait

>I won't send him nudes!
>But I'll let him watch me shower and watch me strip naked!

really made me have a stroke

>>34370686
>There probably is some guy out there who would like me. But even then I can't keep a conversation going and I would completely freeze up and sperg out if I talked in real life.
Yeah well he just asked you for your skype/discord so BOOM I AM RIGHT AGAIN WOMEN CANT BE FEMBOTS

I LITERALLY CANNOT EVER BE PROVEN WRONG
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>>34370686
>I'm in my last year in high school.
I keep forgetting that most of the people who post here are babies. I need to stop coming here.
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>>34370666
Yeah, that's a completely abnormal and strange thing you've going there. If you've got a boyfriend you should get rid of that guy before he ruins everything.
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>>34368347
>women aren't human because they won't fuck me

Men are truly insane, I'm a 1/10 creature with no bf ever, and never once have I been so edgy
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>>34370544
Absolutely not. But I would give him baths and feed him tasty treats and keep him warm and cozy. And call him a good boy.
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>>34370666
That's cheating
hope youre trolling
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>>34370709
>Yeah well he just asked you for your skype/discord so BOOM I AM RIGHT AGAIN WOMEN CANT BE FEMBOTS

Plenty of people talked to me on skype but as I said they stop talking after a few hours because I got nothing and am too boring! So fuck you!
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>>34370686
>I'm in my last year in high school.
Underage and reported.
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>>34370725
how are you 1/10?
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>>34370748
I'm 18. I don't know what high school is for you but I translated it from the dutch school you go to before college / university.
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>>34370725
Except I didn't say that's why they're not human?

retard

>>34370744
Yeah but that proves that you're not a robot?

Most TruRobots aren't capable of even getting attention from the opposite sex; on skype or otherwise. bingo bango I win again you lose gg no re
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>>34370652
>le you must trust with 0% proof or confirmation meme
This is cancer and how cheating whores get away with it.
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How old are the KV fembots ITT?
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>>34370726
ok, that makes sense i guess. even if you can't have a pet beta like that in real life, can i add you on skype and talk about stuff like this`?
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>>34370779
>he fell for the "girl"
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>>34370771
The point is you shouldn't need anything more if you're not dating a cheating whore. Pick better women, not normie sluts you need to watch over 24/7 so they don't jump off and land on random dicks ass first.
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How do I convince my gf to not have crying insecurity fits?
>like 300 lbs
>kissless virgin until she met me (we're in our late 20s)
>emotional problems
>drinks a lot
I just want her to be calm.
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>>34370779
I feel like if that happened it would be cheating on my bf or borderline cheating.

To make it like a regular thing to talk about with someone would be like sexual texting.

I hope you find a nice Mommy Mistress.
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>tfw 5'10" and the first guy to hit on me in 5 years was 5'6"

Kill me.
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>>34370882
You could try getting her on a diet or going to the gym with her or both
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>>34370769
>Most TruRobots aren't capable of even getting attention from the opposite sex; on skype or otherwise. bingo bango I win again you lose gg no re

So just because people talk to me from across the world for an hour before blocking me means I'm the same as every other girl? No.
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>>34370905
Kill yourself normie slut
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>>34370925
>"im not like the other girls", therefore I'm a robot!
Wrong. Obviously you don't know what being a robot is, fampaitchi.

also you're too fucking young to even begin to claim "robothood" you stupid roastie cunt slut whore retard
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>>34370007
>batshit cunt
Yh sounds about right
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>>34370905
Let's also hope he will be the last.
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>>34370956
You wouldn't date a fatty, and yes I know one of them can't change how the look.

The point is that people have their set of traits that they're attracted to, and short is not one of them.
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>>34370842
Nope. Research female nature. This girl is not normie and very un-whorish in general. Still, she's a girl, she may cheat.

Again, the blind belief is nothing but delusion, and the norm of it is what enables cheaters worldwide.
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feeling somewhat suicidal and listening to shit music.

are there any other femanons who want to be friends with me? males of any type need not apply!
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>>34369991
I don't
Just have to be a special snowflake
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>>34371028
bait of the fourth quadrant desu
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>>34371006
Fine, whatever. Don't come to a board full of lonely virgin men to bitch about how short guys aren't good enough for you. It comes off as really fucking entitled.
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>>34370777
I'm 18. Pretty young, but still losing hope.
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>>34371006
>You wouldn't date a fatty,
we have belly gf threads weekly on this board.
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Tried that>>34369955
Shower looked like a murder scene and I look ed like shit
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>>34371041
Nah

dyed hair sucks, anon.
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>>34371092
You don't pass the point of no return until you're in your late 20's. You'll be fine anon. You're not even through college yet.
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>>34371092
What do you think is causing you to lose hope? Your lack of social connections?
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I'm on my period and my vagina feels like a screaming banshee
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>tfw bf tells me he needs more alone time
>im down to only seeing him like 3 days a week max
im i just beeing to clingy?
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>>34371092
It's never to early to become cynical
>>34371119
Me and my penis disagree

>>34371144
Haha ew
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>>34371144
Ah, the woes of being female. Isn't it great?
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>>34371158
That's what you get for dating a normalfag. Don't come back here anymore.
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>>34371119
What do u m3an
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ITT guys acting like girls
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>>34371158

>'Only' seeing him 3 days a week.

Yes you are incredibly clingy.
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>>34371158
Depends how much time you spend with him during those days, but yeah that's a little sketchy.

Most guys don't care as long as you're not eating up entire days at a time.
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>>34371128
I'm going to college though, not even if I wanted to. From I know, you need a high school diploma to attend. I dropped out.

>>34371134
I suppose so. No friends, can't really see a good future, nothing really makes me happy. I simply "exist" but I'm not happy. Feels bad.
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>>34371161
* my penis and I
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>>34371228
You still have a pretty good chance of being approached by random dudes. You'll be fine.
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>>34371161
>>34371186
I simply do not prefer dyed hair.
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I want a decent looking, sensitive, interesting, funny, kind, etc etc yada yada boyfriend. I'm decent looking would say 5-8/10 but hard to tell objectively.
Except I'm kind of disabled and have minimal confidence .. It's starting to get to me on top of me and overwhelm me with the grim list of shit I already have to deal with......
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>>34371178
i managed to make him a weeb tho
still cant get him to watch free! with me tho
>>34371194
ive allways been super clingy and in need of love
wish i could stop
>>34371213
i mean like three full days together
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>>34371161
*too early
Speak good u faggot
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>>34371284
>I want a decent looking, sensitive, interesting, funny, kind, etc etc yada yada boyfriend. I'm decent looking would say 5-8/10 but hard to tell objectively.
>Except I'm kind of disabled and have minimal confidence .. It's starting to get to me on top of me and overwhelm me with the grim list of shit I already have to deal with......
Depending on your disability, I'll be your bf (practice or otherwise)
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>>34371228
Hey I'm the same. Not going to college yet even though I don't know which one to go to or what to study. How can we be fixed?
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>>34371285
Maybe try a few hours each day instead of full days at a time?

A full day with someone feels like a bit much unless you're living with them.
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>>34371259
Then don't reply faggot
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>>34371284
What is your disability?

>>34371322
>practice
that's pretty rude, anon.
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>>34371256
I don't go outside very much, and I'm not attractive, although I'm not hideous I don't think. I tried messaging a guy from here and ended up ghosting me within a few days. I also have a negative view of men thanks to r9k and would be scared to be in a relationship now so I doubt I ever will.
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>tfw the rich guys interested in me aren't chad and the chads interested in me aren't rich
life is suffering
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>>34371333
yea i guess
but i like sleeping over
i like waking up and not beeing alone
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>>34371158
Is your bf an only child?

>>34371352
>that's pretty rude, anon.
Women use robots as "practice boyfriends" all the time; I didn't mean the other way around, cuck.
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>>34371378
One person isn't a very large sample size m8
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>>34371378
But everything on r9k except for feels are memes and jokes. You shouldn't take everything here seriously.
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>>34371236
>>34371300
Fix my grammar irl I double dare you
#realniggaspulltriggas

The one fembot should hmu4sumfuk
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>>34371405
first time I saw that insult, lol

whatever dude
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>>34371405
nah he has two sisters
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>>34371405
Anon none of those anons you're messaging have vaginas. I'm sorry.
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>>34371431
>first time I saw that insult, lol
Is this your first time on the internet? cuck

>>34371442
Cuck

>>34371436
Oh ok sounds like you're just dating a cuck

I win again
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>>34371412
Maybe not but it still hurts.

>>34371414
No it's not. Maybe to an extent, but r9k disrespects women and has a genuine disdain for me. It's not even a rare position, a lot of guys feel the same way whether they want to admit it or not. They see women as things to use. theyll only ever love you until the next best thing comes a long. You're basically a glorified sex doll.
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>>34371481
God damn, you fell for the r9k memes hard

You need to reevaluate your life anon
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>>34371468
Nah, I just had a brief period where I didn't go on 4chan.
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>>34371481
Holy shit it goes both ways and you know it.

Girls will upgrade the second someone "better" comes along. All girls have 20 dicks thrown at them constantly they pick from the patch.

I've got my own experience for proof
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>>34371481
>No it's not. Maybe to an extent, but r9k disrespects women and has a genuine disdain for me. It's not even a rare position, a lot of guys feel the same way whether they want to admit it or not. They see women as things to use. theyll only ever love you until the next best thing comes a long. You're basically a glorified sex doll.
So leave, this is not a place for you as you stated. Stop playing the victim and go to one of your safe spaces.
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>>34371468
>sounds like you're just dating a cuck
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>>34371481
Um, I'm pretty sure there are guys that would want to be in a committed relationship in loving you for who you are, you know.
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>>34371481
>theyll only ever love you until the next best thing comes a long.
No, that's what females do. Guys just want both. It's genetics. Females only have a few eggs males have near infinite sperm.
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>>34371534
>Nah, I just had a brief period where I didn't go on 4chan.
They even talk about it on TV and in newspapers/magazines/IRL, so...

>>34371552
Yeah but you are, cucklover. The literal only literal reason he "needs to be alone", literally, only literally, is if hes an only child.

>>34371557
There are

she's just holding out for a Chad to do that
>>
I want to hire a giggolo. Have any other fembots had any experiences with them?
>>
I'm really hungry and I don't have any money I can buy food with because I'm a NEET who refuses to get a job (society is scary), and it kills me to take money from my momma.

Also it'd be nice to treat myself to warm fuzzy thigh highs or something cute.

I have big plans for the future when I'm able to overcome my isolation so I couldn't do anything lewd for money. But if a robot wanted to give me 10 dollars to read to them or stare at them and smile or something they could think of like that, I could basically be their slave. Just not in a lewd way. I could model cute clothes for you if you wanted to buy me those, or let you decide what I eat and you could watch me make and eat it.
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>>34371591
Hire me instead.
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>>34371532
It's not a meme though. Not everything is a meme.

>>34371540
Sure, yeah, some girls will do that. It's not gender exclusive. But I'm not worried about other women, I'm worried about myself. And I firmly believe that most men have an extremely negative outlook on women.

>>34371546
I'm not playing victim, but it's funny you tell me to go to a "safe space". Kinda ironic, you can't handle what I said about men so you want me to leave. Almost as though r9k is a safe space itself.
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>>34371585
I went on 4chan, then I stopped for a while, then I went on this year. Doesn't mean I'm unfamiliar to the internet. Just not used to insults, lol.
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>>34371602
>I'm really hungry and I don't have any money I can buy food with because I'm a NEET who refuses to get a job (society is scary), and it kills me to take money from my momma.
>Also it'd be nice to treat myself to warm fuzzy thigh highs or something cute.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOME OF YOU FAGGOTS WILL GIVE MONEY TO THAT!
Go work you lazy cunt.
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>>34371585
>The literal only literal reason he "needs to be alone", literally, only literally, is if hes an only child
why is this
i dont follow
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>>34371602
I'm interested in taking care of you in return for nice messages, do you have a throwaway?
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>>34371602
Kek if this is a serious post I feel bad.
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>>34371602
Im in where do I sign up
have some cash to burn
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>>34371625
>Almost as though r9k is a safe space itself.
It is a male safe space of sorts, retard.
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>>34371602
You're joking, right..? gross desu
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>be 25 in two years
>khhv like I'm cursed
>too old for a practice bf
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>>34371625
>And I firmly believe that most men have an extremely negative outlook on women

That's a meme though

You are taking posts here far too seriously
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>>34371638
I can't explain it to you. It's like asking why you women only want Chad.


>>34371680
I'll be your practice bf as long as I get to be the one to break up with you and not the other way around
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>>34371680
How about a real bf, anon? Would you like that instead?
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>>34371625
>I'm not playing victim,
Your whole post smelled victim.
>and has a genuine disdain for me
>They see women as things to use
>You're basically a glorified sex doll
You don't need to state the obvious. No one here cares about you.
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>>34371680
>wanting a practice bf

stacy please go
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>>34371583
I don't deny that. There ARE guys like that, but it's a gamble. I know some robots may even think they're one of those guys, but they probably aren't, they just haven't been in a position to cheat yet or hurt someone.
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>>34371625
Well worded like that makes sense. Once again it's vice versa. Most women have a superiority complex thanks to all the beta makes throwing there beef at everyone
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>>34367965
Serial Experiments Lain IS tight as hell though.
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>>34371625
>I'm not playing victim
>I firmly believe that most men have an extremely negative outlook on women.
You dont have even an iota of self-awareness, do you
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>>34371680
I'm old too let's be old together!
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>>34371625
>And I firmly believe that most men have an extremely negative outlook on women.
Yeah. Because most women are shit. Don't play the snowflake card on us, just leave this board and go somewhere people coddle you.
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Why is everyone here so angry?
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>>34371660
So you agree with me? Great.

>>34371685
But if everything is satirical, why is that the entire theme of the board? Why are there dedicated women hate threads up every hour? Why does r9k never stop talking about how awful women are? Because it's not always satirical. A lot, I'd be willing to say the overwhelming majority, hate women or at the very least, think of women as lesser to them
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>>34371685
You're taking pussy far too seriously, beta faggot. You won't get a sniff with that attitude.
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>>34371707
I have cheated. The feeling that I felt the most was "I wish I could make both my gf"
I loved both, or so I thought. Each had their own charms.
I think evolutionarily, this is normal.
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Friend is mad at me because I made a bad joke.

Friend: Hey, Anon, you know what you and Emily have in common?
Me: We both fucked Nick (Friend's boyfriend)?
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>>34371625
Let's blow this joint.

These beats are making me sick.

>>34371739
30 guys and possibly one femanon makes for a bad time
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>>34371739
>Why is everyone here so angry?
Because all the "women" ITT are unironically squandering their potential.

You have NO FUCKING REASON to be alone if you're female (girl). It's like a kid with a trust fund and new brand-name clothes hanging out with the homeless under a bridge saying "chyeah brah it sure is hard for us hobos out here huh"
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>>34371744
It's one board on a mongolian skydiving forum

>>34371745
>sniff

not this shit again
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>>34371602
Post contact details
will only pay after proof
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any obscure feels?

>tfw giantess
>tfw no gaggle of tiny womanlet friends

they're so cute, I just want to be the tall one reaching things for them and protecting them
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>>34371744
>So you agree with me? Great.
I agree, so what? Leave.
>But if everything is satirical, why is that the entire theme of the board? Why are there dedicated women hate threads up every hour? Why does r9k never stop talking about how awful women are? Because it's not always satirical. A lot, I'd be willing to say the overwhelming majority, hate women or at the very least, think of women as lesser to them
You're entirely right. I'm surprised I'm saying a woman is right. The woman hate is supposed to drive you away. If you haven't understand it, now you got the beans spilt, leave.
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>>34371744
It's just shitposting. You should ignore it. Just like all the race baiting/trapposting crap.
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>>34371769
>not this shit again
I will be behind you everytime you try to get pussy on here of all places, you thirsty fuck.
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>>34371785
Let me guess, you don't like short guys.
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>>34371813
I think you're projecting there buddy
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>>34371428
>hmu4sumfuk
Sry I can't understand you
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>>34371796
>calls it a joke
>loses his shit whenever a woman says she's sick of men

women don't even say shit like "men are subhuman and deserve to be raped" like you guys say about women
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>>34367496
>Usually tired
>Haven't been productive
>Grades
>Need to find an apartment
>Meme president
It could be worse.
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>>34371835
it's attempting a mating call. how cute.
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>>34371831
I'm not the one being friendly to women.
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>>34371848
But I never said anything of that sort, who are you referring to lol
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>>34371848
>women don't even say shit like "men are subhuman and deserve to be raped" like you guys say about women
are you retarded or just pretending to be retarded
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCUM_Manifesto

There was literally a popular feminist manifesto published in the 20th century preaching "we need to castrate and genocide all men".

All this "woman hate" you're victimizing yourself about is just a response to man-hating feminism.
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>>34371824
If I like protecting short people, why would I want a tall bf?

I'm a lesbian anyways. Maybe this is only an orbiting feel ;-;
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>>34371890
Oh. Well enjoy your lesbian, anon.
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>>34371848
you think so? oregnalio
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>>34371835
It means let me know a way to contact you for some general interesting conversation. Night owls preferred.

I'm not black either.
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>>34371863
>Not being an oblivious autist and friendly to everyone

failed normies get out
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>>34371879
>being irritated at men saying I should be a fuckslave is victimizing myself

When did you have contact with a 20th century fringe feminist group, since this is a response to that?
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>>34371913
Having standards is not the same as being told you're inhuman and only fit for [insert violent act here]

Men think not getting laid is oppression lmao
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>>34371920
>When did you have contact with a 20th century fringe feminist group, since this is a response to that?
The SCUM Manifesto is still taught in most 21st century colleges and not just in "feminist studies"/"gender studies"/"womens studies" courses.

There aren't (mandatory) classes at university teaching you about "women should be fuckslaves and are all lying whores". I win, you lose.
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I'm depressed. I can't keep a single friend and I feel like a goddamn failure. I just sit at home all day. I used to play video games, dota, PoE etc but now I can't even find the motivation.

I JUST WISH people like me could find boyfriends and be happy. Its a fucking nightmare.
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>>34371945
Sure, Jan. Link me a single example of that.
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>>34369390
>>34369477
why don't fembots want to be my gf
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>>34371695
I just hate to admit I have no idea what to do or expect

>>34371702
but how can I prepare myself for chad then
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>>34371960
I'm having a bit of a early life crisis with no gf in sight, I feel you anon.
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>>34371978
i want to molest helper Pepe would he like that
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>>34371960
>I JUST WISH people like me could find boyfriends and be happy. Its a fucking nightmare.
god im getting sick of this fucking bait

>>34371966
>Sure, Jan. Link me a single example of that.
I thought women were equals and were just as smart as men? Look it up yourself.
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>>34371960
>Sitting at home all day playing video games

Yeah you'll be fine. There are a lot of spergs who would kill for that.
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>>34371960
Get an Xbox one
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>>34371984
It really depends on the kind of personality a guy has. For me, I suppose lots of handholding and cuddling before going deeper into a relationship with a girl.
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>>34371999
Kek

>I win, you lose

Burden of proof you bitter virgin ;^)
>tfw besting anons in arguments then talking to them like Stacy ruins their nights
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>>34371920
being iritaded on /r9k/ is, this board is not for women and you keep trying to post here to prove your stupid points no one cares about. go to facebook.
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>>34371960
I have no idea where "alt girls" find their little nerdy girl friend cliques to cosplay with and shit.

Guess I'm just too much of a special snowflake snob.
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>>34372021
Show me an example of /r9k/'s brand of "woman hating" being taken as gospel to the point where our didactic is taught in universities.

Burden of proof is on you to prove that our "woman hating" is as socially acceptable as your gender's version of literal man-hating.

I've never heard of a male equivalent of the SCUM Manifesto being published and taught in university courses

I'm also not a virgin since women are stupid as fuck
I win, you lose.
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>>34372008
Implying women are attracted to this kind of beta behavior.
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>>34372050
MMOs probably

That's what all the weeb chicks play
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I just wish the femanon I was emailing last night would reply or tell me why she stopped talking to me at least
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>>34371960
>I JUST WISH people like me could find boyfriends and be happy
Whats stopping you?
>>
GLAD YOU ASKED.

I'M ACTUALLY ANNOYED AT THIS VERY MOMENT ABOUT HAVING A HORSE FACE.

IT'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING BECAUSE I USED TO NOT HAVE ONE

BUT THEN DEVELOPED INTO HAVING ONE

YAY
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>>34372031
The pathetic thing is that this attitude developed from lack of sex. Not rape or childhood abuse. The very few women who hate men on the same level of r9k women hate don't want a bf, they hate men entirely. R9k is just male entitlement at its finest.
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>>34371999
Its actually not bait. I can add you on skype and confirm with timestamp and everything.
my life is seriously fucking hell these days, parents don't give a shit and I live in a mess, got symptoms of borderline but can't be bothered improving myself so I just shitpost.
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>>34371915
Oh ! thanks for the translation.
> has boobs
> ask to post personal details on 4chan
You must be joking.
If u put yours up, I might owl on over ..?
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>>34372060
There is only room for one girl in my heart, anon.
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>>34372070
I wanna see.

Original post
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>>34371997
pls dnt molset me
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>>34371960
I play those two video games too, can we play some time?
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>>34372082
I don't really have a skype. I mean, I know you're a highschooler so I'd probably not be able to relate to you much anyway

I mean id be down to talk to you since no "femanon" ever wants to talk to me off /r9k/ anyway
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>>34372069
I can't talk to guys IRL without feeling like a goddamn creep. My self esteem is shit.
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>>34372085
>offended
>still wants this D

Sorry but I can tell you have a penis.
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>>34372112
that's pretty cute.

Talk to me sometime, anon!
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>>34372107
>>34372098

Yeah. Its not a good idea to post shit on /r9k/ but I don't have fucking anything to lose at this point. my skype is doctorfiveheadeater
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College didn't go through, I wanna die
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>>34372057
Neither have you proven that the scum manifesto is "mandatory in university courses". You got triggered when I asked you to link ONE example. You live in a fantasy world where women all hate mem because Stacy doesnt like you or mommy never loved you.
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>>34372079
No one is forcing you to enter this board. Just fucking leave and stop trying. We hate you and there's nothing you can do about. You won't find your glasses-wearing chad boy in here, bitch.
>The pathetic thing is that this attitude developed from lack of sex.
Nice argument, retard. You bitches always end up in the same shitty argument variations and you wonder why we hate you. It's not because we lack sex. It's because you're stupid, as shown by your post, entitled, shallow and boring. Just leave, there's plenty of boys to give you all the positive attention you want on reddit.
Or are you implying that women are really shitty and like drama and abuse? I will keep calling you a bitch all the way and instead of leaving you will reply. Heh, just proving my points.
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>>34367496
>Anxiety is so bad haven't been to class in months
>All my friends left me like a few months ago
>Can't stand to look myself in the mirror
>Just want a bf
>I want someone to there for me right now
>Everyone keeps fucking leaving me
>I honestly know that this isn't the best to ask for this but...
>I don't know anyone irl who can help me...
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>>34371960
please be in aussie
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>>34372165
Incoming a waterfall of dicks.


>>34372166
College doesn't go through for many
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>>34372112
You can talk to me, I won't judge I promise.
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>>34372173
fuck thats relatable. why does it have to be that way for us. if we're not popular its like we're garbage
>>34372190
close
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>>34372166
I'm sorry anon. Please feel better and do your best. I know you can do it!
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>my boobs are getting huge for no reason, they ache all the time
>no chance I'm pregnant, but it still bothers me
>still crazy after all these years and have not gotten my shit together
>winter makes me too tired to get out of bed

M-Maybe this year will be different.
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>>34372173
an ldr is not out of the picture, no?

>>34372205
NZ?
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>>34372205
>>34372173
>tfw can't think of a way to offer company without sounding thirsty
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>>34372112
>I can't talk to guys IRL without feeling like a goddamn creep
Is this some malepost bait?

It's literally, objectively, figuratively, quintessentially, LITERALLY impossible for a woman to ever get pegged as a "creep". It's a word literally only reserved for guys and males.

>>34372165
Great, now 80 guys will add you on skype. I am right again

>>34372167
You still haven't shown me a "woman-hating" equivalent of the SCUM Manifesto getting published and taught in major universities like Princeton, Brown, and UCLA.

>woman publishes book centered around the idea that "we should kill all men": Book gets taught as course material in every american university for the next 30 years

>Man publishes book centered around the idea that "women should be fuckslaves and are lying whores": literally never happened

I win again. You keep on losing, are you incapable of proving that you're right or something?

your emotionally-charged insults and non-sequiturs are pretty shit considering that my mom and I are bro-tier as fuck with eachother lmao, her and I always banter about women my age (18-25)
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>>34372219
>tfw no huge boob gf to stay in bed with all day
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>>34372237
post contact and nothing else instead of walking in circles trying to relate with female non-issues
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>>34372219
What's your story, anon? other than being a titty monster I mean, haha.
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>>34372117
Nah I'm just a cunt
It's probly cuz of all the daddy issues..
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>>34372219
it's cos you're getting fat
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>>34372173
where are you from? i want to be your bf
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>>34372209
Thanks anon, just have to wait until the next semester to try again. Disappointed parents is what makes me wanna die the most.
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>>34372266
Thank you anon that's actually smooth.

>>34372173
>>34372205
Kik me
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>>34372079
>>34372167
I'm not a virgin
I've had a couple of long-term GFs
My mom and I get along great (maybe cuz im an only child)

I still hate women
>>
>Like to hook up
>Can't figure out how to hold onto people when I want more
>End up being used and thrown away like trash every time

Just want someone to care about me
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>>34372277
You're a liar actually. Post that contact info then bro
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>>34372328
Fuck off. You're no fembot.
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>>34372303
Well, I never went back for grad school. Then again, I'm not in crippling student debt, so what do I know, right?
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>>34372173
>>Just want a bf
>>I want someone to there for me right now
Some anon said he wants to be your bf, why aren't you talking to him right now?
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>>34372328
Stop going for hook ups then
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>>34372328
Similar to me.

I think the hunt is more fun then the feast.
You should be a side quest for me anon. It may end up
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>>34372328
You should probably look for a committed relationship and stop the pump n dump, anon. It's not good for you.
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>>34372305
kik u in da head.

>>34372256
i'm not lying anon, I feel like a fucking creep if I talk to guys and a loser if I talk to girls who are above my level.
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>>34372341
Yeah, used to that. What does it matter anyways.
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>>34372383
That's odd, because society tells me if a non-chad like me talks to a girl, she'll think I'm gross and weird. Isn't that right?
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>>34372390
This is a board for virgin shut ins. Go whine about your normalfag problems on facebook, reddit, instagram, really anywhere except for here.
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>>34372173
That sucks and I feel bad for you.
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>>34372383
Don't threaten me. Drop it or leave it
>>
I'm worried about keeping up with my college classes while trying to care for my sick and possibly dying dog

I'm worried about my dad killing himself because his life is so shit and I don't know how to help him

and I'm worried that I'm going to have to testify in some child abuse case related to stuff I saw at work
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>>34372441
That sucks, anon. Is there any way I can possibly sympathize with your fucked up life?
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>>34372409
What kind of problems do virgin shut ins have other than severe shame and disappointment when facing family?
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>>34372441
what happened to your dad
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>>34372328
>>34372390
>tfw am the guy women usually "hook up" with
>every fucking time we get done having sex, they start having this whole "so....do you have a gf" "where do you work" "do you live with roommates or what" conversation, as if "oh ok we just hooked up and just met for the first time, lets start dating"
>met two of my long-term GFs this way (off 4chan but still)
>seems like when I WANT to find a gf, they just consider me not to be "relationship material" then swerve
>but if I'm trying to fug, then women instantly want to lock my D down after they get a taste of it
what the fuck is up with women like you
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>>34372408
idk. I've never met a guy who freaked me out unless they threatened me or something. most guys overlook me anyway, nobody even adds me on skype in contact threads.
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>>34372441
Here, have a female pass ticket. Finally some woman with real problems that should be posted. I hate to say this but you robots should give all the attention and care for this one.
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>>34371322
Are you a guy (male) ??
And the disability is chronic pain in various ways and some numbness etc from a car crash, limited mobility, only leave house for max 2hrs at a time but rarely.. (Not overweight though) Just want someone to watch some shit tv with comfily or go for a quick wander to shops/ pub.. Which state/country are you??
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>>34372469
What problems do normie sluts have other than not getting commitment from Chad?
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>>34372357
>>34372381

More context is I guess.

>Be in love with someone for 4 years
>Move in together and get engaged
>Buy a wedding dress and plan an entire wedding
>Months before it happens, come home to a packed car
>Told me he couldn't stand the thought of spending his life with me
>History of rape and molestation had me fucked before that anyways

Ever since I don't even try to meet people normally. I'm cute and feel like I have more to offer, but no matter what I do, no one wants to love me like that.
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>>34372333
Rude, trips.
I can't post mine now cuz I already said I wasn't gonna
and I'm not a liar so
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>>34372165
You should check your adds, senpai
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>>34372267
I have type I bipolar disorder, which makes functioning in the IRLs very difficult for me. I dropped out of school about a year ago and I'm paying off my loans. I live with my parents even though I don't really want to, and work at a job that I love but bores me to tears at times.

>titty monster

Not really, I'm probably a B-cup now but I still fit into A-cup bras. It's still a pretty huge difference when you figure how small they were to start with, especially given I was tsurupettan my whole life.

I like Chinese cartoons and biddy games, but this time of year saps a lot of my energy and I'm too bored to do much other than refresh my websites.

>>34372286
I'm under 100 lbs.
>>
>tfw no bf
>I'll be your bf
>Random excuse or don't post anymore
Every time
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>>34372480
Incoming 43 requests

>>34372486
I like you for noticing that femanons genuine post. what is your story
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>>34372383
>i'm not lying anon, I feel like a fucking creep if I talk to guys and a loser if I talk to girls who are above my level.
This has to be a male (guy) posting bait.

>>34372509
>I'm cute and feel like I have more to offer
What exactly do you have to offer besides your vageen and your sex? I cook/clean/do my own laundry, and I already make a decent living on my own, so you better bring something to the table that's actually worth more than an hour of my time and a condom.
>>
>>34372509
Sometimes relationships don't work out, that's life

No reason to let that fuck up everything else
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>>34372509
Well, it sounds like it wasn't your fault to begin with.
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>>34372463
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not honestly. And idk. I don't do anything besides go to class, the vet, and work on the weekends. All my free time is spent online or caring for my dog.

>>34372473
My mom is the physical embodiment of Satan except more mentally ill and less intelligence. I don't want to get into details but she is leaving my dad and doing it in the most painful way possible. She's also abusive physically and emotionally to me if that gives you a clue. I hate her so much

>>34372486
I don't like making life woes into a competition, but it's nice to be validated in that I'm not whiny for being upset about this stuff
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>>34372530
underage and reported. i hope you get banned for life.
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>>34372547
I was thinking more along the lines of personality and interests. But ok...an hour and a condom..that's really great.
>>
>>34372513
Stop making this complicated you want to be my side bish or not
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>>34372568
>I don't like making life woes into a competition, but it's nice to be validated in that I'm not whiny for being upset about this stuff
I hate women but I fully respect posts like yours and I have nothing against people of any sex that post real content that isnt attention-whoring.
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>>34372568
I'm not being sarcastic. Most of the people I've met online are much, much worse off than I am. Sorry if I came off seeming like that.

I hope your days are better from now on!
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>>34372606
You think you have layers femanon? Can I peel you like an onion
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>>34372544
>what is your story
I have no story. I'm just a neet. lol
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>>34372530
You shouldn't be here if you're underaged, anon.
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>>34372606
I'm >>34372478.

You're the one who literally said, verbatim, that you "Like to hook up", and you "Cant figure out how to make it into something more" after hooking up.

What about your "personality and interests" makes you worthy of a LTR/marriage? I hope you're not also >>34372469, because that personality isn't exactly award-wining.
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>>34372641
I have no one else to talk to about this so
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>>34372524
Yeah, I like bideo games and animu and manga too. I just suck at socializing irl
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>>34372632
Boring. I must know more
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>>34371960
>>34372205
If you're in New Zealand, I can be your friend.
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>>34372651
>>34372530

Are you serious? At least lie and pretend you're older than you really are like the rest of us did.
>>
>>34372651
Oh. well.. do you have any social platforms you like to use?
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>>34372679
Why are you that interested? If you give me a good answer I might talk to you.
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>>34371646
>>34371635
Well I'm not about to flat-out lie. At this particular moment I'm really tired of eating cheap sodium-overloaded soups and ramen or nothing at all, but food wouldn't be the only thing I'd use the money for. Of course I'll take care of necessities first, but... I can't get by, don't really have any motivation to go on, if I can't add a little sparkle to my life with some pretty things every now and then. I really just like to go thrift and antique shopping. And if I'm being honest the idea of being given money to dress up in frilly silky beautiful things while making another person happy by seeing me feeling like a princess... That just sounds really nice.
>>
>>34372651
You don't want the corrupting influence of this bunch of fuckups dragging you down in your formative years.
>>
>>34372657

I don't have problems socializing. I just don't really like to a lot of the time. It can be very draining. However,

>tfw I want to go to a crappy party with people my age and drink a little and pretend I'm normal for a night
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>>34372714
Why not just get a boyfriend then? It will save you the hassle.
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>>34372689
I am, strangely enough
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>>34372714
Why robots should trust that you're poor? Can you prove that?
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>>34372650
You're right, the wording wasn't good. What I meant was that even when I have different intentions than hooking up with a guy, it turns into a fwb situation anyways. I can't figure out how to come off as anything other than a hookup. And no, that second one wasn't me.
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>>34372725
I guess I could deal with that, if the crowd isn't terribly large.

;~;
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>>34372690
I was gonna do that but

>>34372695
I have skype and that's it

>>34372715
It's already kinda happened and try as I might to resist it drags me back
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>>34371640
Taking care of me is a nice way to put it. It doesn't have to be in this seedy icky light, it can just be an exchange of things we're both lacking! I don't use email but I could download some sort of messaging app like kik or something. I'm not really sure what people use.
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>>34372731
horrible co-dependent relationship doomed to tear itself apart...
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>>34372738
You should make your intentions, maybe in words. more clearer than 'hey lol wanna fuck'
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>>34372732
Do you have Steam or Skype?
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>>34372608
>side bish
What is that? Some kind of appetiser

Post something or don't
Life is short .
kik is.. ?
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>>34372753
i hope some fat pedo rapes you
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>>34372746
Small house parties are ideal. For the most part, you can sit awkwardly and hope you can talk about some normie stuff like video games. Everyone likes video games.

>often there is free food
>can be a little fatty while listening to people talk about mundane things
>>
>>34372689
>>34372732

You kiwis have the cutest accents, just thought I should say that
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>>34372651
>being on 4chan so young

I did this and it's fucked me up permanently. Also underagedb&
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>>34372754
Yes, that's how I see it too. Skype would be the best option for me.
>>
>>34372794
I haven't been out in a while, desu.
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>>34372699
I was interested until I got promtped with a challenge. My pride keeps me from trying now. you're to late

>>34372777
I'm not posting it for you because you're full of shit. If you can't read hmu4sumfuk or genuinely ask if a side bish is an appetizer then you're obviously trolling or very new
>>
>>34372753
>It's already kinda happened and try as I might to resist it drags me back
At least try and make friends that aren't anon, add some people or join chat servers or something. Learn to deal with people on an individual basis, because I swear this whole anon thing is hampering in so many ways.
>>
>>34372753
>I was gonna do that but

But? Enjoy your ban.
>>
Ladies -

I'm a good looking guy. I look like Noctis from FF XV since I dyed my hair, athletic, a good job, good humor, and a hueg cawk. But I can't talk to girls, or even approach them.

How should I approach girls? What do I open with? I don't wanna scare them or make them bored or anything.
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>>34372822
>My pride keeps me from trying now.
Mine is bigger. Too bad.
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>>34372738
>What I meant was that even when I have different intentions than hooking up with a guy, it turns into a fwb situation anyways.
rrrreeeeee

I just want a gf too
>>
>>34372839
Depends on your age, region you live in and kind of social circles you move in. Matters far more than your looks.
>>
>>34372774
Posted earlier. skype is doctorfiveheadeater.
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>>34372794
I want to talk to you more. How do I contact you?
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>>34372875
>>34372689

Adorable. Post results. You guys are gonna be bf and gf and be happy together.
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>>34372907
And here I am, sitting alone, reading this thread.
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>>34372843
We would've been great together. Until our inevitable downfall

>>34372839
What a fag
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>>34372875
Added.

Originally.
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>>34372946
>And here I am, sitting alone, reading this thread.
This is why I say women can't be robots, you see.
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>>34372989
>We would've been great together. Until our inevitable downfall
Are you thinking I'm some woman? lol
>>
>>34368762
>wants "normal" relationship
>is a lesbian

Holy top kek femanon. Good one
>>
>>34373007
But I am not a girl, anon. I only said I was reading this thread.
>>
currently talking to a very famous musician, but he is quite far from me, it troubles my mind that maybe i wont be able to be dicked by him one day desu
>>
>>34373020
I never implie'd you were/are. I was referring to the womanon who posted her skype add ITT.

>be female
>claim to be alone/"fembot"
>post your skype/email/discord/kik
>get reply from someone in your area
women can't be robot/alone

I win
>>
>>34373012
Goddamn brobot. I fucking hate when I accidentally hit on a man goddamnit ew


>>34372777
Come back fake bish
>>
>>34372946
Wherever you are... If a robot and fembot from fucking NEW ZEALAND can contact eachother anything is possible.
>>
>>34372989
>What a fag
True. Maybe that's my problem.
>>
>>34373059
Yeah, I guess if someone really lives in FL. ;_;
>>
>>34373048
>Goddamn brobot. I fucking hate when I accidentally hit on a man goddamnit ew
That's what being pussy starved does to you. This is not the place to find women, retardbro.
>>
>>34373044
So talking to someone is the same as having a bf and relation? Huh. Then why am I still a virgin?
>>
>17, Male from Canada
Just want friends
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>>34373059
Try being european.
>>
>>34373085
I made out with 2 girls A few nights ago and couldve fucked one but didn't cause she doesn't actually like me but I like her. One was a "lesbian"
>>
>>34373040
>a very famous musician
is that all you have to say about him?

see guys? clearly implied that she only cares about his status and is humblebragging like a bitch that she's talking to some famous guy no one here cares about.

fucking leave my board, bitch. no one cares you're orbiting some musician.
>>
>>34373082
Pretty sure there's more women on /r9k/ in Florida than there are in west tex-ass

>>34373089
Being a robot means that you can't even get a woman from /r9k/ to talk to you on skype/w.e...usually because she'd rather talk to Chad Failednormiecock or Brad. Those two who are from NZ will eventually meet up (probably) and date, since NZ is a small fucking island

you're just making more excuses for yourself about why you think you can be alone
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>>34372822
> very new
> trolling
Yh or mb you've just bn here *too long..

You're probably right not to give it to me, my horrible grammar would drive you crazy y
>>
>>34373089
>Then why am I still a virgin?
Because you think so high about your smelly axe wound. Don't worry, in 5 years it will be clear to you that you and your hole are worthless.
>>
>>34372611
Thank you, I appreciate that

>>34372619
No it's okay, I think I'm just starting to assume things online are pessimistic when I'm unsure

and I appreciate that. If my dog makes it through the next week or so he will likely make a recovery, if not then gotta say goodbye to dogbro of 14 years
>>
>>34373108
Except I am European and know of atleast 2 fembots within 3 hours of travelling.
>>
>>34373164
You must know the only two european fembots there are here.
>>
Should I make a new thread when this one hits the post limit? lol
>>
>>34373152
Faggot I know you seen my horrible grammar earlier

What do you want fake ass biitchnigga
>>
>>34373155
>Thank you, I appreciate that
Wishing the best for your dogbro and your father. Stay strong, anonette. I hope you find the answers you are looking for.
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>about to turn 25
>lesbian, but closet
>kissless virgin
>shy, quite, reserve
>can't keep a conversation going
>no friends

I work the night shift in a hospital laboratory. My fellow coworkers are about 10+ yrs older than me. I get out of work, I go home to play vidyas and sleep. I wake up, I go back to the lab.

My life has been on repeat for a long time and I don't know what the fuck to do anymore.
>>
>>34373265
I do feel sorry for you. That is all I can offer you.
>>
>>34373265
I need more nocturnal friends and you can tell me interesting hospital stories.
>>
I'M GONNA DO IT R9K
Are there any insecure fat girls in this thread?
>>
>>34373265
Stop being a lesbian.
>>
>489 posts
>89 posters.

Goddamn. I'm responsible for 10 so I can't bitch
>>
>>34373211
> what do I want
A mansion filled with espresso

but I'll set for your contact faggot
>>
>>34373265
What original games you play
>>
>>34373265
I worked nights for a while. It's true bliss.

Go the gym, no one's there. Ride my bike home, no one's on the road. Go to the grocery store, it's empty. Go to the laundromat, empty again.

Hm. Idk, try those things.
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>>34373326
I'm responsible for making these threads so I'm the devil
>>
>>34373328
Okay now I'm interested. If you're a guy I'll punch you in the dick.
it's Aaronmahgeen
>>
>>34373278
Thanks, anon.

>>34373287
You'll be surprise of the shit I've seen. The human body can be truly disguising at times.

>>34373323
Pussy is too good to just let it go.

>>34373337
I do enjoy working nights. I work from 11pm to 7:30am. Less patients at night, more time to chill.
>>
>C in math
>motivation depleting
>friends barely talk to me and I might be friendless next year
>whenever I'm with them they either spew shit from their fandoms and/or recite stale memes
>can't make new friends because no social skill
>kinda talk to classmates about league but not much
>talk to myself all the time

wat do
>>
>>34373265
You sound like a younger version of me. Out of curiosity, are you by chance also exclusively turned on by bully Staceys and humiliation?
>>
>>34373441
You're the underage, aren't you.
>>
>>34373464
You mean that one femanon somewhere up there
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>>34371680
I'll be your practice bf :3
>>
>>34373478
Mhm. Are you in need of a friend?
>>
>>34373454
>are you by chance also exclusively turned on by bully Staceys and humiliation?

No, are you?
>>
>>34373559
Yes, although you mentioning that you were in the closet means you probably didn't spend all of high school being tormented into developing those fetishes so that makes sense.
>>
>>34373606
Although I'm not out, there was a group of girls in high school that suspected my gayness due to how I stared at some girls in the locker room during gym time. They teased me about it, trying to get me to confess but I never admitted it.
>>
i think my boyfriend is still talking to his ex
>>
>>34373749
They figured it out immediately in my case because I was both perverted and a terrible liar. I also got punched in the face once for checking a girl out in the locker room.
>>
Anon who was asking me all the questions about homeschool yesterday, what happened? Did I do something wrong? Did you just get scared and leave?

I was enjoying our talk.
>>
>>34373899
>I also got punched in the face once for checking a girl out in the locker room.
Fuck, that sucks!

If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?
>>
>>34371680
Where are you located anon?

original comment
>>
>>34370100
I do the same but to beta males I find online. I make them catch planes over to my city and as soon as they land I block them on every social platform.

I have to admit it gives me great satisfaction to see someone so dedicated to you and subsequently having some much power over them and then shattering their lonely little hearts.

Like you, it stems from a hatred of men and myself but mostly because I'm bored and have nothinf better to do.
>>
>>34373773
He's probably going to cuck you, if he isn't already doing so, anon
>>
>>34374060
I went to a private school in the Northeast, so not exactly the sort of place you'd expect to have that happen, but there were some pretty vicious Staceys at my school. The girl who punched me wasn't one of my bullies, though, she just blew up at me staring at her bare chest.

The Staceys also successfully spread a rumor that I was really a tranny so that was pretty fun.
>>
>>34374147
i dont understand why he would cheat though. I think i'm kinda cute and smart. His ex has high functioning autism and only talks about being a magical girl and shit. Where did i go wrong?
>>
Probably going to lose my shit tier job at KFC. Im on trial for being awkward and struggling with the job. Cant help being socially retarded, but I don't want to go back to being unemployed again. It's shit but I was really lucky to even get the fucking job. Its the one thing I have in life thats keeping me from feeling a complete failure.. I mean at least I don't sit at home all day. But for how long :/
>>
>>34374660
Sorry to hear that. Hang in there. Hope you find something better.
>>
>>34374324
>Where did i go wrong?
No idea, I'm just some random anon on an image board. I have no info on the dynamics of your relationship or anything like that. I'm just trying to sow doubt and make you uncomfortable.

You sound like a nice enough person, honestly.
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>>34367496
I hate my blue pilled beta boyfriend of 3 years. He is a fucking moron and believes whatever his friends and reddit believe without question. I can't trust him to be a strong man in my life if he is incapable of thinking for himself. I want to leave but I feel trapped and petty.
>>
>>34374978
>bluepilled

Yeah, that relationship is doomed. Sorry, anon.
>>
>>34374978
Tell us about his beliefs. Share them so we may laugh together.
>>
>I didn't get a chance to mature socially or emotionally in the same way that everyone else has, so I will likely never be able to truly connect with another human
>I feel ugly
>I feel happy and sad because I am noticeably underweight
>I'm perpetually tired
>miscellaneous depression-related feelings
>>
>>34374978
>I want to leave but I feel trapped and petty.
bitches can never take the blame for their choices huh. you string along some guy for 3 years and now you're "trapped". give me a break, whore.
>>
>>34375105
It wasn't like this for 3 years. We had minor disagreements that we were able to look past but this election brought out the worst in him. We live together. It isn's as simple as I would like it to be.
>>
New thread here in case of 404 or archive.
>>34375162
>>
>>34375146
>but this election brought out the worst in him.
like what?
>>
>>34375048
Russia hacked the election. Obama is the greatest president of all time. All minorities are oppressed. No one abuses welfare. Taxes are just. Bigger government is better government. Guns should be outlawed. The freemarket is the devil.
>>
>>34374978
>he is incapable of thinking for himself
and when a guy thinks for himself he's an asshole for disagreeing with you or because you find his opinions too offensive.
>>
>>34375205
As soon as he found out I was going to vote Trump he went off on the -isms and hasn't stopped since. I am a nazi and all of my arguments are invalid because I voted for a racist.
>>
>>34374935
Thanks, anon. i hope you dont mind me venting but i dont know what to do if he does cheat. I dont have any friends so i'll be left alone.
>>
>>34375232
so you just found out that he's a lefty and suddenly his political opinions matter? you're probably the one who doesn't think for yourself, you browse too much 4chan and is a right-winger only because of that and now that being from the left is becoming out of fashion you're resenting him. dumb whores.
>>
>>34374660
Have you considered looking for a job where you don't have to talk to people? Maybe a security guard or something?
>>
>>34367496
I'm going to fuck a nigger. I'm a nigger monkey lover.
>>
>>34375301
Always knew he was a lefty. It didn't bother me because we were civil about our differences. But now that talking politics is hip again it is all he wants to do is virtue signal and shit talk. It is fucked up.
>>
>>34375450
now i will have to agree with you then. i take back what i said before.
>>
>>34375294
>dont know what to do if he does cheat. I dont have any friends so i'll be left alone

Isn't being alone better than being with an autist who cheats on you with other autists?
>>
>>34375693
he swears he's not talking to her, we're actually having the conversation right now. if you go to the new thread i explain the situation a bit more
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