When you go to the store to buy just one thing and you don't

>>34591772
>go to store every night for pack of cigarettes, vitamin water and something I can microwave
>female cashier: "Wow you're in here every night huh?"
>'Sorry, should I take my money elsewhere?'
>"Huh? Oh, I w-wasn't.."
>'Thanks. Have a nice evening.'
Shut the fuck up, let me make my purchases, and shut the fuck up

>buy something cheap you didn't really need so it doesn't look like you're stealing

>>34591787
She was just being friendly and making small talk ya autist

I probably would have just given her a "yup" and continue the transaction. Now she thinks you're a dick (like it matters)

>>34591836
implying this actually happened huh..

>>34591787

She was flirting with you, you fucking retard.

>>34591911
To an autist she's just cruelly pointing out how much of a loser he is and criticizing his routine

Is that really how normies "flirt"?

>>34592001

>be cashier
>see numerous people day in and day out
>don't bother talking to them because you'll never see them again
>someone comes in regularly
>will likely see them again in the future
>try to establish a baseline relationship

you took offense to it because of your own insecurity, not through any malice on her part.

>finish evening workout
>go into Publix to get a roasted chicken for din dins
>girl who works the deli smiles at me
>"here for your chicken?"
>screech and whip a handful of bloody feces at her
>run away into the night
>go back an hour later because I forgot my chicken

fucking normans

>>34592179
holy shit dude what did she say?

>tell yourself that if someone offers to help you find something, you'll get them to show you
>a staff member asks if you need anything
>"no thanks, I'm just browsing"

EVERY TIME