What kind of girlfriend do you want? What are your preferenc

>>34591585
One with nice nails like her.

>>34591585
>tfw you will never have a hot asian gf
i hope i die soon,i literally have no hope.

>>34591585
a girl like https://youtu.be/pCyk439-hv8

with a nylon spunk
https://www.youtube.com/user/NYLONTVJAPAN/videos?view=0&flow=grid&sort=p a cutie with a dream

>>34591926
https://youtu.be/wjhIR0JdoXA

a guhara / nana mix

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I want a virgin girlfriend (so we can preserve our pureness) with no sexual contact, I just want to spend my time with her by going on walks or staying on at home with her and talking about our creative ideas to draw. The CLOSET to lewdness we would get is cuddling in bed on a lazy day and hand holding. That'll be all. I'm not sure if that'll make our relationship dull but I really am not interested in sexual encounters. I just want somebody who I can show affection too.

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I NEED a mommy gf who isn't morbidly obese. Nothing else matters.

>into the one type of girl who doesn't exist
just fuck my shit up senpai

>>34592195
What's a "mommy girlfriend" somebody who will coddle you?

>>34592350
Basically that. 30s-40s is ideal but 20s is fine too.

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i want a bf like https://youtu.be/TXbHShUnwxY
- giulio berruti
- spartan warrior like in spartacus or emperor
- cillian murphy
- i would've said marlon brando but it was really one photo and i know types like these and.. yeah:) lol! (probably wouldn't pick or my dream)

in no particular order

a man in a uniform >

a man who protects & cares after

a strong man of intelligence, good heart, courage

fitzgerald, oscar wilde, plato
aor protagonist of stranger things

julius caesar, marcus aurelius

romeo

>long hair
>kind
>affectionate
>virgin
>not judgemental
>triple digit IQ
>not insanely fat

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I want a cute serbian gf but somehow they are hiding. seriously it's depressing.

>>34592578
You want him with cancer too?

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>>34592693
why would he have cancer?

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I want an alcoholic Tomoko Kuroki basically

>>34591585
A qt GF with a pink feminine penis that stays limp during sex

>>34592689
Maybe they are in serbia?

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that awkward moment when your friend is nonchalantly in there (its just a misc folder nothing serious and i didnt even try, just imgs i liked before or something aesthetic)

and you pray to the heavens they don't ever find this site...... ^^;

>>34592126
>not sure if that'll make our relationship dull
Come on anon stop trying to play yourself. You know that relationship will make (at best) her want to an hero after a month Max.

>>34591585
Someone who likes me and wouldn't mind spending time it's me.

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>>34591585
>conservative values
>good mother
>likes to cuddle
I think that's it organico

>>34592905
With me@@ stupid phone.

>>34592864
>You know that relationship will make (at best) her want to an hero after a month Max.
what are you talking about, what do you mean. How would that make her suicidal.

no really, explain how it will drive her to suicide in a month.

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>>34591585
A cutie Japanese idol gf.

>>34593706
It makes me glad that these pigs at least have to sweat for their shekels.

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>>34593762
Oi back off m8

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>>34593780
>that feel when no Jap piggu girlfriend

>>34593015

Girls need to be fucked hard, and often. Sure, they like cuddling and tenderness, but there has to be an element of getting banged.

>>34593870
it's a obligation? We can't be abstinent from sex? I just want a pure relationship because i don't like being lewddd. The only lewd thing i'd do is sniff their body smell.

>>34593893
>We can't be abstinent from sex?

Nope all girls need to be fucked by their bf or their mental wellbeing deteriorates.

It doesn't need to be rough or lewd, just having your cock inside her while gently cuddling is enough. But they all need the feeling of penetration.

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>>34594028
Can it be REALLY gentle sex? Like touching and all that?

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>>34591585
>Japanese
>extremely long fingers and large nailbeds
>very long and slender feet with long toes
>second toe longer
>size 9+ shoe size

That is literally all I need.

>>34591585
>wanting a gf
You guys are not real robots.

>>34594156

Sure man, just make sure she's full of your cock while you're stroking and caressing her and she'll be a happy girl.

I want to meet a gf through my hobby but none play in my league/tournaments ive played in so far.

>isn't ugly
>doesn't nag
>isn't clingy
>tolerates my laziness

pretty much my only standards

>>34593893
Why do you not like being lewd anon?

>>34594156

my type of sex
t.femanon

>>34595400
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO ONE CARES YOU DIDN'T EVENHAVE TO TELL ANYONE THAT YOU'RE A FEMANON YOUR COMMENT WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY FUCK

>>34595457
Too much /h/ got the best of me

>>34595370
i never really gave it any thought but it feels dirty in some way, reading about all these things people talking about it on here and how they say stuff like "Would you still be happy kissing a girl knowing that she had sucked another man's cock" or how dna leftovers from their previous partners can still be in them really makes scary to me, and i don't want to taint them with that. But I'm not sure if it's some sort of exaggeration but i truly feel that way towards sex. It is definitely scary to me and could probably make me tear up.

>>34595970
You're on /r9k/
Ask people outside this and you may get a better perception of sex. Trust me, it feels really heavenly with the right person at the right time.

>>34592195
What will the neighbors say?

>>34596033
>Ask people outside this and you may get a better perception of sex. Trust me
How so? I heard it hurts and it's exhausting and i don't think sex is a good way of showing love

>>34596291
It may hurt for females during and after the first time. It's not the same case with males. Are you a male?

>>34596465
yes i am male and im not sure what size i am

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>>34591585
one like dahyun

>>34596502
DARLING THE LEFTOVER DNA IS BULLSHIT AND IM SURE A WOMAN HAS SHOWERED AND BRUSHED HER TEETH SINCE SHE LAST HAD SEXUAL CONTACT
PEOPLE ON R9K MAKE SEX EVIL BECAUSE THEY WANT IT AND CAN'T EVER HAVE IT SO THEY CONVINCE EACH OTHER THAT IT'S A DEMONIC RITUAL
YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY TAINT WOMEN

DID YOU NOT HAVE SEX ED??

JUST BE NICE DURING SEX, USE CONTRACEPTION AND DON'T GO IN DRY

OK STAY BLESSED BE GOOD ILY

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I just keep redoing this and imagining I'll be happy :/

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>>34596721
better image quality my bad

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I want qt tomboy that likes to take control in relationship and have all of me. they don't exist anymore.

Don't even know where to begin desu.

I've been single for 5 years haven't had sex in two years. But I've mainly had the issue that no one holds my interest. I do not know why. I'm looking for:
>a switch
Not into getting pegged but more of a power bottom is my type. Gentle fem dom would be great. I get tired of playing "daddy". Hopefully she shares the same interest and is willing to play vidya with me. I hope she is intelligent, I wonder if she could be smarter than me. I need someone to challenge me, a lot. That's what can keep my interest is some cheesy ass competition and someone to motivate me since I lack it.

I have a lot of self confidence issues. It hit me hard when I was reading one of my Chinese books and the guy cracked down and explained his lack of self confidence and his past to which his love interest replied "so what?" And then they basically fugged.

I'm not the best looking guy but as long as she isn't disgustingly chubby, I don't mind about if weight as maybe we both can hit the gym. But if she is fit as fuck it's motivate me to match her.

Oh booty is important. She best have that booty.

>>34596665

>PEOPLE ON R9K MAKE SEX EVIL BECAUSE THEY WANT IT AND CAN'T EVER HAVE IT

Pretty much what i wanna say, anon.
>>34596502

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>>34596665
>you'll never be this triggered on the robot
women
not even once lol

>>34591585
I want someone who looks like lapis lazuli from su
mostly the hair, body type and height. I'm not sure about personality right now
> inb4 faggot show
why can't 2D be real already?

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>>34591585
>What kind of girlfriend do you want?
I want this kind of girl

>What are your preferences?
I want this kind of girl

She just has to be nice and look after herself physically. She doesn't have to be as dedicated as I am to physical fitness, but she can't be a fat slob.

Also, women who say "daddy" are absolutely fucking disgusting and should be put in camps. I have no idea how this abhorrent fetishism became so mainstream, but it was probably niggers and yids.

>>34596665
>>34597179
but if they want it how come they can't get it?

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a gril who isnt a normie.

my standards aren't high, just unconventional.

>>34597847
But why would you want to be with her when Sam Hyde got to be with her first.

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>>34591585
The kind I could happily live the rest of my life with it just being me and her in a cozy cabin in the woods desu.
Loving, loyal, with a pure maiden's heart.

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Just one that will be happy with me.

So yeah, she doesn't exist.

I want a skinny NEET basement dwelling boyfriend who has never talked to a girl, like 130lbs no muscles; slowly i will feed him food everyday until he is 400lbs+ then cheat on him, leaving him more undatable than when we met.

>>34592126
I want that too. If I get a bf i will let him fuck other girls because he is not allowed to have sex with me, but if he wants it get it somewhere else.

I want a literally autistic fat loser girl to smother in affection. Please respond.

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>>34598941
i wouldn't want to cheat on you or other girls, i don't think that's good and i don't usually crave sex with somebody who i love affectionately

>>34599099
Agree. Sex is dirty. I have never fapped before in my life.

>>34599124
i don't give in the will to fap so im good at the whole "no fap" willpower

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Exaggerated facial features, long hair, and nice fashion sense.

gf who is nonargumentive, playful, likes occasional drug abuse, is skinny and mousey

>>34598598
That's okay, I don't care

>>34596665
It's not necessarily about the DNA bullshit for many of us, but about the psychological aspect of it, about our love interests not experiencing sex with us for the first time, about them having memories of sex with another man. Not to mention that most of us have already experienced the feeling that is caused by your crush getting together with another man, our girlfriends' past would remind us of this awful feeling. Also, past boyfriends are often still part of a girl's friend group, and sometimes when a girl goes out with her friend group including her ex, and the current bf just happens to not be there, and she drinks a bit too much, she ends up cheating with her ex on his current bf (sorta seen it irl). I also hate this hedonist mindset that "if it feels good, just do it, don't care about the consequences", of which your post reeks of btw.

>>34599484
Or perhaps I'm wondering why would your girlfriend still hang out with her ex rather than spend time with you?

A pretty, svelte and fairly tall short haired girl.
Outgoing and kind with a wonderful smile.
She would like to dance and drink whiskey and we would have lots of fun.
It would end terribly.

>>34599627
I guess it depends on the age group, but girls often still hang out with their high school friends, and that friend group often includes some of their exes (there are a couple people in my friend group who used to be together, for example, so I'm not just hypothesizing here). And it's not like anyone wants to be the abusive boyfriend who doesn't let his gf go out for a drink with her friends without him, because girls often genuinely have no feelings for their exes, it's just that you can never tell, since you're never gonna get an honest answer to the question "do you still have feelings for him?", and "have you ever cheated on someone in the past?".

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>>34591585
I want a girlfriend who is too good to be true

>>34599901
In other words you want Seiran?

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>>34599901
we all do anon
we all really do

>>34599760
>Outgoing
What the fuck?

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>>34592126
This hits too close to home. I want to eventually have sex when we marry but holy fuck I want this so badly. It fucking kills me that I'll probably never meet a girl I could have this with. I've done pretty much all the self improvement in can. The odds are just so bad.

>>34601102
what do you mean "the odds are just so bad"? There are no more virgin girls anymore?

>>34601690
Pretty much, there are very few that are actually decent looking(not fat) and even then we have to both like each other. Add to that being an introvert and I'm basically fucked.

>>34601725
it'll be harder for me since im olive color so RIP

>>34601797
It doesn't matter, I'm like top 10% of guys in looks easily and it hasn't gotten me shit. All it does is make it so girls will rarely turn you down. You don't suddenly find what you're looking for.

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>>34591585
Personality
>Simple
>Emotionally stable
>Sardonic
>Playful/teasing type
>Hand of mouth giggler

For appearances
>Lithe
>Skin so soft it looks likea draft could break it

If it doesn't happen by the time I'm 34, career and financially stable, then I'm donating all my shit and offing myself.

One who is willing to date someone with social anxiety, preferably not disgusting

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>>34591585
What you posted pretty much as far as looks, just a girl that enjoys me as much as I do her. Someone who is caring and traditional with an adventerous personality too I guess /rant

>>34602484
and with nice painted nails like hers too? I really like her nails in that pic and video.

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>>34596665
>when you forget you aren't on tumblr anymore

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>>34602514
Yeah, that would be nice. A good sense of fashion would be cool too.

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The original queen of /r9k/

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>>34596721
>>34596740

Thanks anon, there goes my night and all of my emotions

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>>34591585
R O S E
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S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69WFt6_dF8g

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>smart, not quite fitting in with normos
>can be below average, just need to be cute somewhat
Everything else would be a bonus.

Ideally I want a pale black haired girl into books with small frame and similar take on life.
>tfw no gf with moral relativism ideology

>>34599627
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN, BEFORE ORIGINALLY THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE

>Not fat
>Not hideous
>Actually loves me
>Not in a dream

That's about it, really. Everything else I can work with. Frankly, >>34592126 got it right.

>I just want somebody who I can show affection to.

All I want in this life is ONE neet fembot gf who likes drugs and alcohol.

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Someone like her.
I can only wish though, I guess.

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>>34603827
She's too good for you, pal.

someone who'd chase me once in a while and make me feel desired
someone who'll tease me on occasion about my insecurities and watch me as I blush and squirm and then hug and kiss me to make it feel better
someone who feels comfortable enough with me to feel vulnerable so I can take care of her and pamper her

>>34593818
>you will NEVER see her vagina

>>34599760
Taylor Swift? That who you're describing?