Would you feed your gf pizza?

No but I'd share a pizza with her

>>34591675
would you feed your gf to a pizza. thats a better question.

Only if I can feed her my dick after

>>34591675
No because most pizza is shit.

>>34591675
Is that a thing normos do

Like, is that the 'in' thing all the couples are doing now

It's not the bottle toss anymore

good goyim! eat the pizza just like all your favourite memes say to do... who cares if its bad for you if it tastes good right??

>>34591739
The fuck is a bottle toss?

>>34591704
Would you eat your gf if she were a pizza

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>>34591744

You're like a shit parody of the dickhead you really are.

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>>34591748
>he doesn't know what a bottle toss is

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>Anon, this pizza is so delicious! But the extra cheese makes m-
>*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPP*

>Excuse me, I couldn't hold that one in, hehe

>>34591675
Yes and We'd make pizza at home

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If this was my gf I'd feed her pizza all day and watch her belly expand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDjM11lio50

>>34591799
That's right, it's almost like I'm someone who doesn't interact with normies

What if she was a picky eater?

A threesome with Pizza would be okay but I won't let tha faggot cuck me

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>>34592027
no she'd eat meat.

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Is there a qter smile than this?

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>>34591675
Not only would I feed her pizza, but I'd let her feed me that same pizza later if you catch my drift...

No because pizza would make her do rancid cheesy grease BRRRRRRRAAAPPPZZ.

I not wish to smell like girl defecation to be honest. Saying that I do not have a gf.

>tfw no gf

I used to fantasize watching my oneitis eating pizza I bought just for her, not as a fetishy thing, just as a cute doing something nice for my love thing. I'm sad now.

How can girls eat pizza w/o becoming fat..?